Huadu macho

Chapter 49

Although many passers-by and street vendors around saw this incident, seeing the wretched middle-aged man smelling of alcohol and a folding knife more than ten centimeters faintly protruding from his waist, they were all afraid of inexplicably causing trouble to their upper body, so they all looked away. Turning to other directions, no one dared to step forward.

"I... I don't know very well... You... What model do you want and take it yourself..." The girl obviously saw this kind of formation for the first time, and she didn't know how to deal with it, her body shrank back desperately.

"Model? Oh, brother, I don't know my big bird's model...how about, little sister, can you help me measure it?" The wretched middle-aged man became more and more rampant, and even directly pulled the hand of the beautiful-legged girl towards his. Pull it under the crotch.

Seeing this, Li Mengnan shook his head regretfully. Facing beautiful women, although everyone has a wretched heart, but wretchedness is so low, it is a bit too ugly.

"Hey, uncle... my sister's hands are too small, I'm afraid I won't be able to catch your bird, let me measure it for you!"

"what?"

Before the wretched middle-aged man could react, Li Mengnan had already strode forward to cling to the opponent's body. He used the famous martial arts ultimate move "Monkey Stealing Peach" casually, and caught the evil with incomparable accuracy. A big lump.

According to the irresponsible disclosure of a certain truth emperor on the Internet, "Monkey Stealing Peach" was created by fighting against the Buddha and following Bodhi's ancestors. In addition to a [-]% fatal blow to male creatures, it also comes with dizziness, weakness, pain, and slowness. , immobilization and many other negative effects. It is said that when the elder brother was still ruling the Huaguo Mountain, countless monsters came to play with this trick, and this is how he earned such a big name as "Monkey King". .

"Fuck! You fucking... ouch~!"

No matter how you say it, the wretched middle-aged man is just a mortal body, how can he stand up to the blow of such a magical skill, he immediately let out a scream that was not human, covered his crotch with his painful hands, knelt on the ground like a boiled chicken of prawns.

Li Mengnan's move was too unexpected and insignificant, not only the girl was dumbfounded, but even the surrounding crowd subconsciously tightened their legs.

"How can there be a big bird? A small bug... Uncle, there is no model that you can use here, but I can give you a friendly suggestion. Follow this road to the north. There is a grocery store on the west side of the road. , to buy a pair of disposable plastic gloves, which can be used ten times with one scissor, which is economical and affordable..."

Li Mengnan didn't have the consciousness of picking other people's "peaches" at all, he squatted in front of the wretched middle-aged man with a smile, and said sarcastic remarks with an appearance of "I'm a good person".

Although Li Mengnan's voice is not loud, but in such a crowded place, every word can be guaranteed to reach the ears of the people around. The position of the male lower body wanders.

"I...fuck...you...wait..." The middle-aged wretched man was sweating from the pain, and even his voice began to lose his voice.

The girl looked at the wretched middle-aged man on the ground, and nervously tugged at the corner of Li Mengnan's clothes, her expression seemed a little unbearable.

"That... he... is it okay? I think he seems to be in pain. Do you want to call an ambulance?"

"It's okay, as long as he doesn't move around, he won't be hurt too badly."

Li Mengnan patted the girl's arm quite naturally to signal her to ignore it, and then knelt down to help her pick up the goods on the ground and put them back into the carton.

After this kind of thing happened, the business would definitely not be able to continue. The girl glanced at Li Mengnan who was squatting on the ground with a complicated expression, and obediently squatted beside him to help pass things.

"Fuck! You have guts! You fucking think I'm air!"

The wretched middle-aged man also gradually regained his composure at this moment. Seeing that Li Mengnan didn't run away, his anger grew from his heart to his guts. He took out a pocket knife from his waist and stumbled forward.

"Ah~! Be careful!"

The girl hardly took her eyes off the wretched middle-aged man on the ground, and the moment the man showed the knife, he screamed loudly.

boom!

Almost all the onlookers thought that what would happen next would be a blood-spattered five-step tragedy. The timid even covered their eyes and dared not look at it again, but after a muffled sound, the man who was still like a raging beast just now The man who rushed forward was already lying on the ground like a dead dog, and the folding knife used for the murder was thrown to the side of the road.

"Look, as I said, as long as you don't move around, you won't be hurt too much... Uncle, it's not good for you." Li Mengnan shook his head in his mouth, and threw the folding stool in his hand into the nearby in the carton.

The folding stool is the one that the girl sat under when she set up the stall just now. It is a simple folding stool with metal legs and a round wooden surface. You can buy two at the wholesale market for 30 yuan and you can get a small horse tie as a bonus.

In the years when he was young and frivolous in junior high school, Li Mengnan often used this thing when he went out to help his friends fight, and he could even be called a half-folding stool expert.

One side is a long soldier, one side is a short blade, one side is intentional, and the other side is unintentional... So, that wretched man was a tragedy.

At one end of the pedestrian street, flashing red and blue lights can be seen faintly, and it seems that someone has called the police.

The police station has always played the role of hitting [-] big boards each. Uncle policeman doesn't care what the reason for the shooting is. Once you are caught, it may not be necessary to intentionally hurt someone, but the crime of fighting and provoking trouble will definitely not escape.

Li Mengnan didn't want to waste his limited time and money in a place where he would be strict no matter whether he confessed or resisted, so he picked up the packed boxes on the ground and asked the girl, "Beauty, do you have a mount? Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc. The best, if not, I can deal with Mercedes-Benz, BMW, etc..."

"I... I only have that..." The girl timidly pointed to a small tricycle under a tree not far away.

"Uh... well, I'm actually an environmentalist too."

Involuntarily, Li Mengnan grabbed the girl by the wrist and pulled her out of the crowd, threw the cargo box into the back of the tricycle, and then flew onto the front seat, using all his strength to pedal the bicycle like a hot wheel, and a drift pulled the scared The girl with a pale face jumped straight from the path.

"That... can you stop first?"

After a few minutes of racing like this, the girl sitting behind tugged at the corner of Li Mengnan's clothes, her voice trembling.

"What's wrong? Beauty? You can't hold anymore?"

Li Mengnan immediately slammed on the brakes, and the whole tricycle dragged three billows of smoke and dust, the rear wheels tilted upwards at an angle of five or six degrees, and it slid forward for another meter or two before stopping.

"No one is chasing after me, so it's almost here..." The girl straightened her long hair that was blown by the wind, got out of the car and took the handlebar of the tricycle, and said timidly: "Today's matter... Thank you so much .”

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