Huadu macho

Wu Ansu has always been strict with himself as a good policeman.

But today, she realized that she was not as good as a college freshman in dealing with emergencies, and she suddenly felt disappointed.

For the first time, she began to feel suspicious and confused about whether she could be an excellent people's policeman.

"Are you beginning to doubt life? Feeling incompetent?"

Li Mengnan leaned against the artificial marble wall of the hospital, looking up at the fluorescent lights on the roof at a 45-degree angle.

Although he has a calm and elegant demeanor, his image at the moment is indeed a bit cold. His upper body is shirtless, his lower body is only shorts and flip-flops, and his head and face are covered with dark red blood. There was also a policewoman standing next to her, which attracted the attention of patients in the hospital.

The shape is very pretentious, very underwhelming.

But Wu Ansu couldn't take any blows to refute his thoughts, and just nodded numbly.

"According to the Buddhists, you are a sign."

Li Mengnan put his hand on Wu Ansu's shoulder naturally, it was round, soft and elastic, and it felt quite good.

"The so-called specialization in art is just like I never competed with Bill Laogai for having more money. You don't have to worry about being inferior to me in some aspects. You know, there are not many outstanding men like me. See……"

"Get out! Who's holding a grudge against you!" Wu Ansu angrily knocked off the restless claw on his shoulder, and just about to stare, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

This smile is like a melting iceberg, and a hundred flowers bloom.

"Here, wipe the blood off your face, those who don't know think I've caught a murderer!" Wu Ansu took out a pack of wet wipes and handed it to Li Mengnan, his eyes and tone softened a lot.

A careful man who can comfort others should not be a bad guy... It just doesn't look very reliable.

"Armed police officer, you should change to your previous face. I always feel uneasy when you smile like that." Li Mengnan took the wet wipe and looked Wu Ansu up and down strangely.

"You cheap, you!" Wu Ansu rolled his eyes at him angrily, "But then again, are you really a college student? You will get too many things..."

Knowing how to fight and simple first aid, although these are not advanced knowledge, it is extremely rare for a boy under the age of 20 to appear at the same time.

"Because I have an ideal since I was a child, and I want to be a teacher when I grow up."

Li Mengnan smiled indifferently, took out another cigarette unconsciously, and suddenly remembered that it was a hospital, rubbed it under his nose a few times, and put it behind his ear, "You know, children nowadays are too naughty, when If the teacher doesn't know how to order things, he can't hold the scene at all."

"But I remember that you majored in preschool teachers..." Wu Ansu had read Li Mengnan's admission letter, and was deeply impressed by such a strange major for a big man to choose preschool teachers.

"Children are the scariest creatures in the world, because they have curiosity, mobility, destructive power...and the "Law on the Protection of Minors." Li Mengnan shrugged, with an expression of someone who has experienced it, "Now let's talk about it." Maybe you can't understand it, you will understand when you have a baby."

"Go away! Dogs can't spit out ivory!"

"By the way," Li Mengnan wiped the blood from his face, while taking out a clumsy black knockoff phone and handing it to Wu Ansu, "Hurry up and contact this girl's family, her mother's phone number is in the address book. "

"You touched this just now?" Wu Ansu suddenly remembered Li Mengnan's strange behavior in the car.

"Can I not touch this word? I just take it." Li Mengnan emphasized it very seriously.

"You can still hold it so wretchedly, you really should reflect on your appearance." Wu Ansu rummaged through the phone book, and retorted unceremoniously.

"Why don't you have human rights if you don't look good? When you were in junior high school, you wrote love letters to goddesses. If a handsome guy writes something nasty, it's called romance. If I write dirty jokes, it's called sexual harassment?"

"Can nasty words and pornographic jokes be the same?"

"Why are they different? At most, the rhetorical techniques are different. One is the No.1 pronoun and the other is the third person pronoun..."

Xiao Baoer's mother's mobile phone was turned off, and Wu Ansu called the number marked "sister" in the address book, but no one answered after several consecutive calls. Wu Ansu could only write a short message and send it to these two people to inform them The other party related to the car accident, and indicated the address of Xiao Baoer's hospital.

"Go, let's deal with your hands now." After sending a text message, Wu Ansu knocked Li Mengnan's messy head angrily, "You are so grown up, I don't know how to save people's attention, smashing the car window with bare hands, you When your hands are made of iron?"

"It's okay, it's just a little skin trauma." Li Mengnan took out another cigarette and put it in his mouth nonchalantly, squinting his eyes and said indifferently: "Why do you sound so like my mother when you say that?"

"Stop talking to me! This is a hospital, no smoking!"

Wu Ansu overbearingly snatched the cigarette from Li Mengnan's mouth, crushed it and threw it in the trash can.

Looking at the dismembered cigarette with distress, Li Mengnan sighed helplessly, and said in his heart that he should hurry up and marry this tigress himself, which would be considered a contribution to world peace.

With a slight bone fracture and a little skin trauma, Li Mengnan's injury is not serious at all, wrapping a few laps of gauze and opening two boxes of anti-inflammatory drugs can be regarded as an honorable discharge from the hospital.

Holding a stack of hospital bills, Li Mengnan began to feel sorry for his wallet. Before the tuition fee was paid, he would go out for hundreds of dollars. This day was unbearable.

"Armed police officer, should this be considered a work-related injury?"

"You big-headed ghost! You smashed the car window when you were full, and you want to be reimbursed for your injury?" Wu Ansu subconsciously raised her hand and wanted to knock Li Mengnan on the head, but looked at the blood-stained face in front of her. , my heart softened again inexplicably, "Forget it, I will help you find a way... But, let's not make an example!"

Colleagues who sent the wounded to follow-up arrived one after another. Wu Ansu called a trainee policeman and told her to wait here for Xiao Baoer's family, and then called Li Mengnan to go straight out of the hospital gate and start the car.

It has never been Wu Ansu's style to send Buddha to the west without giving up halfway.

Before getting into the car, Li Mengnan suddenly stopped and turned around and said, "By the way, armed police officer, you still owe me something."

Wu Ansu's face instantly became ugly, so many things happened in the middle, this bastard still remembers this incident?

"you say."

Wu Ansu could only bite the bullet and hold on, after all, those two videos were still in Li Mengnan's cell phone.

"Don't tell Xiao Baoer's family about me."

"Just... this matter?"

Wu Ansu was already ready to bleed, but only heard such a light sentence. The contrast between the front and the back made her feel that her brain cells were not enough. After a while, she couldn't believe it: "It can be possible, but you don't think so Is it unfair to you?"

"After all, this is a life-saving grace. If Xiao Baoer's family finds out, they will definitely send silk banners and write thank you letters..."

"I see. You just started college and want to keep a low profile?"

Wu Ansu suddenly realized, and then nodded approvingly.

"No, don't get me wrong." Li Mengnan waved his hands again and again, and said modestly, "I don't want to be told that you are a good person just after entering college...it's unlucky."

"..."

Wu Ansu was speechless for a long time. She thought this Li Mengnan was just a cheap talker. Obviously, this guy had already cultivated the "cheap" temperament to his bones. After finally accumulating a little affection for him, he was beaten back to his original shape by a word.

I really don't know whether it's because his EQ is too low, or if he has a problem with his head...