Huadu macho

"I guess when you die in the water and go down the river, there are the most people onlookers... What kind of nonsense is there to wear clothes!"

Wu Ansu's violent roar shook the broken wooden door of the dormitory, and Li Mengnan shrank his neck subconsciously, and there was a faint buzzing in his ears.

This woman actually has such a good voice?According to this range, it is estimated that it should not be difficult to make a dolphin sound...

Brush your teeth, wash your face, pay your water bill.

In less than 3 minutes, Li Mengnan appeared coquettishly in front of Wu Ansu with a completely new look, flicked the non-existent Liu Hai, and raised his brows with a smile: "Armed police officer, where can I eat for a while?"

"What to eat? When did I say I would treat you to dinner?" Wu Ansu said angrily.

"Not for dinner? Then why did you come to see me so early?" Li Mengnan immediately looked disappointed, yawned and crawled on the bed, "Then I'll go back to sleep for a while, just now I dreamed that there was a beautiful woman wearing a three-point dance to seduce me, I took off my trousers, and suddenly someone kicked the door open and said it was a police round, and then I opened my eyes and saw you rushing in, which scared me to the point where my little heart was thumping..."

Wu Ansu managed to wake this guy up, how could he just go back like this, grabbed him by the back collar and dragged him back, and said softly, "Okay, okay, I'll treat you to dinner, don't you asleep..."

Li Mengnan nodded in satisfaction, put on a teachable expression, and patted Wu Ansu's shoulder: "That's right! The emperor is not short of hungry soldiers, and you must always show some sincerity when you ask someone to do something... just Let’s go to the Korean BBQ at the school gate, let’s go!”

"Go away! You won't get tired of eating barbecue in the morning!"

Perhaps considering the influence on Li Mengnan, Wu Ansu didn't wear the sharp and handsome police uniform this time, but a pink sweater and cropped trousers sportswear, with neat short ear-length hair and a pretty face. The face is turned upside down without any modification, walking on the tree-lined campus path, there is a fresh feeling of a campus girl.

It’s just that Wu Ansu’s height is really tall. Even wearing flat sneakers, he can look down on Li Mengnan, who is only 1.7 meters [-]. In Tunghai University, only the modeling major of the School of Fashion can see it.

But those clothes racks in the future can only be clothes racks, and their faces can only be described as thrilling. Ever since Li Mengnan followed Liang Sanbo to the window of the body training room of the Fashion Institute, he has completely misunderstood the girls in the modeling class What fantasies do they have.

In contrast, Wu Ansu's image is more in line with his impression of the glamorous models on the runway.

It's a pity that such a beautiful woman who is good enough to go to Victoria's underwear show would choose to be a policeman. Seeing Wu Ansu appearing in that old-fashioned police uniform, Li Mengnan would feel violent.

Li Mengnan never hides his gaze when looking at beautiful women. In his opinion, it is human nature to appreciate beautiful things.

Nature is amoral.

Just like filming sex between wild animals is academic research, while filming sex between humans is disseminating obscene audio-visual products, is the latter really that dirty?It's just that humans think too much...

In other words, women are very hypocritical creatures. When they are stared at by a handsome opposite sex, they will blush and their heartbeat will start to diverge inexplicably—oh, that man is so handsome. He just looked at me and wanted to chase me ?So shy, if he confesses to me, should I agree to him, or to him, or to him?Being so handsome, it should be very romantic. On Valentine's Day, if I receive roses from my partner, what gift should I give him back?If he takes me to the hotel after the candlelight dinner, should I promise him?She is a serious girl, but she looks very strong. I heard that a man with a long ring finger is also very long. Oh, I can't bear it anymore, but I'm looking forward to it!But I heard that the hotel's condoms are not safe, so he should be prepared, right?But what if he doesn't want to wear it?Oh, no matter, he should be responsible!What wedding dress should I wear when I get married?What's the best name for the baby?But after giving birth, the figure will lose its shape, and it will not be beautiful to become an aunt, but he is still so handsome. What if he has a lover outside?Did he cry, make trouble and hang himself?Or open your eyes and close your eyes...

But when they are paid attention to by ordinary-looking opposite sexes, their psychological activities are completely different-what to look at?Have you ever seen a beautiful woman?If you want to chase after my old lady, you don't want to piss and take care of your wretched virtue!I won't look for you even if I look for a spare tire!Poor dick, you deserve to masturbate for the rest of your life...

But on the other hand, when no one pays attention to them, they will be infinitely entangled-what are they doing?Blind your titanium alloy dog ​​eyes, can't you see such a protruding beauty standing in front of you?My old lady has been carefully dressing up for two hours!Why hasn't anyone watched it yet?Is there a problem with the matching of clothes?Or did you get too excited last night and the bags under your eyes came out?Please, hurry up and come to see me, at worst, I will squeeze the career line and give you more benefits...

To sum up, the image of a man in the eyes of a woman is basically fixed and does not depend on his own will, so instead of trying to establish a so-called self-image meaninglessly, it is better to look at it freely.

The beautiful goddess is calling you from afar, brave young man, go and create a miracle Tall, rich and handsome, black fungus is also tall, rich and handsome, this world belongs to them, Diaosi should take a photo and sleep.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

Li Mengnan's undisguised naked gaze made Wu Ansu's hairs almost stand on end, and he thought to himself, this guy doesn't plan to have any bad intentions against her, does he?

Now it's the National Day holiday, and even if you walk around the campus, you may not be able to see a few living people. If Li Mengnan really uses force on her, she really has no way to resist with his unstoppable magic tricks.

Even Wu Ansu didn't notice that in front of Li Mengnan, she had already started to position herself as a weak woman unconsciously.

"I...I can warn you, I am a policeman, assaulting a policeman is a felony!" Wu Ansu hurriedly distanced himself from Li Mengnan, and looked at him vigilantly with his hands on his chest.

Li Mengnan completely admired Wu Ansu's imagination, as if he was a wretched pervert in her eyes... No, it should be a peerless lecherous demon.

Li Mengnan sighed helplessly, and said: "Armed police officer, you can only think of lust when you are full and warm! Am I full? Am I warm? Can you think brighter?"