Huadu macho
Chapter 8 Police officer, I will be ashamed to ejaculate like this
Where is the birdcage?
Wu Ansu unfolded the birdcage with his own hands, and he also knows the foldable structure of the birdcage, but even if it is folded again, the object made of thin metal rods is at least as big as two palms.
What's more, Li Mengnan is barely naked at the moment, even if he can take away the birdcage with a technique far exceeding the speed of retinal imaging, where can he hide it?
Wu Ansu's gaze moved down subconsciously, and stopped on Li Mengnan's wide trousers.
"Armed police officer, you know, I'm a very shy person, if you look at me like this, I'll be ashamed to ejaculate..." Li Mengnan pulled the sides of his trousers pretentiously, "Although in a sense, this It is indeed a 'birdcage'..."
"Get out! A dog can't spit out ivory!" Wu Ansu realized that he was staring at a strange man's private parts, and was immediately ashamed and annoyed.
"Actually, as I said long ago, I am a juggler...and a juggler is a liar."
Li Mengnan smiled indifferently, took the towel in Wu Ansu's hand and covered it in his hand, and grabbed it casually, and the birdcage just now appeared in his hand again.
"This... this is not scientific! How did you do it?"
Wu Ansu, who works hard as a criminal police officer, is most proud of her observation skills. As early as in the criminal investigation class, she could even deduce the suspect in an instant based on a photo of the scene, but she couldn't see it at all. Find out the flaws in Li Mengnan's magic.
If she hadn't seen Li Mengnan's box of magic props, she might even have suspected that Li Mengnan was a legendary superpower... even though she never believed in the existence of such a person.
Li Mengnan folded the bird cage and put it back into the suitcase, took out a black tight-fitting vest from another suitcase and put it on his body, stretched out a finger and shook it in front of Wu Ansu, and said solemnly: "The magician uses deception Bringing joy to the audience is the professional ethics of a juggler... and the audience should also have the professional ethics of the audience, never try to expose the tricks of the juggler."
Any profession has its professional secrets, especially magic.
Wu Ansu himself is a person who attaches great importance to professional ethics, and also realizes that he asked something that should not be asked, so he slightly nodded to Li Mengnan to express his apology, but he was a little more curious about Li Mengnan.
"Who did you learn magic from?"
"My grandpa, that's the can..."
"Okay, okay! You don't need to explain in such detail!" Wu Ansu knew that this cheap Li Mengnan would definitely bring up that jar of ashes again, and his stomach couldn't help but churned again.
Li Mengnan took a glass of water from the water dispenser in the room and held it in front of Wu Ansu, and comforted him with earnest words: "Come on, drink some water... You can't do this, armed police officer. As a people's policeman, even the level of psychological barrier How can we face vicious criminals in the future, how can we protect the lives of weak people like us?"
"Don't give me an online guide! These are two different things!" Wu Ansu took a few sips from the water glass, and the feeling in his stomach finally suppressed a lot. He gave Li Mengnan an angry look and said, "A person like you People, I'd rather let the criminals kill you..."
Li Mengnan grinned, revealing a mouthful of healthy white teeth that could be used in toothpaste advertisements, and smiled brilliantly.
"Your grandfather must be a very powerful magician, right?"
Although Wu Ansu didn't know magic, it didn't prevent her from understanding the difficulty and excitement of Li Mengnan's magic just now. In her opinion, the magicians of the Huaxia Spring Festival Gala over the years were not only famous, but their level was no more than that.
"A good juggler is not measured by how many difficult tricks he has mastered... just like you, don't you only have a high position to be a good policeman? In my opinion, you are a good person, an armed police officer, and you are dedicated to your work Responsibility..."
"Uh...thank you." Wu Ansu was taken aback for a moment, she didn't expect that Li Mengnan would actually turn the topic to her.
Wu Ansu had been praised by instructors and rewarded by his superiors, but he had never received praise and approval from ordinary people, and suddenly felt warm in his heart.
Of course, whether Li Mengnan can represent the broad masses of the people remains to be seen.
"It's just that the attitude towards the people is a bit rough, impatient, loud, suspicious, and everyone looks like a potential criminal..." Li Mengnan continued to wring his fingers like a treasure.
"Li Mengnan! How far is Mars, how far will you roll!"
Wu Ansu squeezed the empty disposable paper cup into a ball and threw it at Li Mengnan viciously. She might not have been as angry as this day in her life.
But Wu Ansu now also knows that Li Mengnan is a cheap-mouthed person, but he has no evil intentions, so he cursed a few words in his heart and didn't bother to argue with him. He stroked his suitcase and asked, "Li Mengnan, what about yours?" Where are the parents?"
Wu Ansu only thought of this question when she saw the parents of the new students in the hotel sending their children to report. This Li Mengnan seemed to always mention his grandfather, but he never heard him mention his parents.
"My parents?" Li Mengnan's laughing expression inexplicably became a little stiff, and there was a trace of almost undetectable sadness on his face.
"Sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned this." Wu Ansu felt that he might have said something wrong again.
"Oh... no, you are overthinking, armed police officer." Li Mengnan waved his hands hastily, "My parents are not dead, they are alive and well."
Wu Ansu is so angry, you are alive and well, you put on that stinky face to me, how come I don't think too much about it?
"Actually, I have no blood relationship with my grandfather. I was adopted."
Li Mengnan went to the bed and took out a pack of Honghe cigarettes from his trouser pocket, and made a gesture to Wu Ansu.
Wu Ansu suddenly discovered that Li Mengnan had a very good habit of asking the ladies present before smoking. This kind of respect for details could not be said to be absent among the men she had come into contact with, but it was quite rare.
"It's okay, you can smoke." Wu Ansu's deceased father often smoked, so she didn't dislike smoking men.
Red sparks lit up around his mouth, and Li Mengnan exhaled a long puff of gray-white smoke, and continued: "It's not accurate to say adoption... I was abducted by human traffickers when I was less than two years old, and I was trafficked to Mongolia. Then it was bought and raised by my grandfather."
Wu Ansu didn't expect Li Mengnan to have such a miserable life experience, so he couldn't help feeling more sympathetic, and said softly, "Didn't your grandfather know that buying and selling human beings is against the law?"
"Actually, it's not entirely his fault. My grandfather just wanted someone to take care of him and die, and the trafficker didn't say I was abducted, only that I was a child my relatives couldn't afford..."
Wu Ansu nodded. She has also been in contact with some cases of child abduction. This kind of rhetoric is indeed more common when human traffickers sell babies.
"Probably when I was about 15 years old, a few policemen came from our village. It is said that they captured a huge gang of child trafficking and verified their identity based on the suspect's confession... That was the day I Know the news about my biological parents."
"And then? Have you met your biological parents?" Wu Ansu asked with concern.
"I didn't see them, but I talked to them on the phone."
"why?"
Wu Ansu felt extremely incredible. No parent of an abducted child would be in a hurry to see the child immediately. After all, blood is thicker than water, so how could they not even see each other?
Wu Ansu unfolded the birdcage with his own hands, and he also knows the foldable structure of the birdcage, but even if it is folded again, the object made of thin metal rods is at least as big as two palms.
What's more, Li Mengnan is barely naked at the moment, even if he can take away the birdcage with a technique far exceeding the speed of retinal imaging, where can he hide it?
Wu Ansu's gaze moved down subconsciously, and stopped on Li Mengnan's wide trousers.
"Armed police officer, you know, I'm a very shy person, if you look at me like this, I'll be ashamed to ejaculate..." Li Mengnan pulled the sides of his trousers pretentiously, "Although in a sense, this It is indeed a 'birdcage'..."
"Get out! A dog can't spit out ivory!" Wu Ansu realized that he was staring at a strange man's private parts, and was immediately ashamed and annoyed.
"Actually, as I said long ago, I am a juggler...and a juggler is a liar."
Li Mengnan smiled indifferently, took the towel in Wu Ansu's hand and covered it in his hand, and grabbed it casually, and the birdcage just now appeared in his hand again.
"This... this is not scientific! How did you do it?"
Wu Ansu, who works hard as a criminal police officer, is most proud of her observation skills. As early as in the criminal investigation class, she could even deduce the suspect in an instant based on a photo of the scene, but she couldn't see it at all. Find out the flaws in Li Mengnan's magic.
If she hadn't seen Li Mengnan's box of magic props, she might even have suspected that Li Mengnan was a legendary superpower... even though she never believed in the existence of such a person.
Li Mengnan folded the bird cage and put it back into the suitcase, took out a black tight-fitting vest from another suitcase and put it on his body, stretched out a finger and shook it in front of Wu Ansu, and said solemnly: "The magician uses deception Bringing joy to the audience is the professional ethics of a juggler... and the audience should also have the professional ethics of the audience, never try to expose the tricks of the juggler."
Any profession has its professional secrets, especially magic.
Wu Ansu himself is a person who attaches great importance to professional ethics, and also realizes that he asked something that should not be asked, so he slightly nodded to Li Mengnan to express his apology, but he was a little more curious about Li Mengnan.
"Who did you learn magic from?"
"My grandpa, that's the can..."
"Okay, okay! You don't need to explain in such detail!" Wu Ansu knew that this cheap Li Mengnan would definitely bring up that jar of ashes again, and his stomach couldn't help but churned again.
Li Mengnan took a glass of water from the water dispenser in the room and held it in front of Wu Ansu, and comforted him with earnest words: "Come on, drink some water... You can't do this, armed police officer. As a people's policeman, even the level of psychological barrier How can we face vicious criminals in the future, how can we protect the lives of weak people like us?"
"Don't give me an online guide! These are two different things!" Wu Ansu took a few sips from the water glass, and the feeling in his stomach finally suppressed a lot. He gave Li Mengnan an angry look and said, "A person like you People, I'd rather let the criminals kill you..."
Li Mengnan grinned, revealing a mouthful of healthy white teeth that could be used in toothpaste advertisements, and smiled brilliantly.
"Your grandfather must be a very powerful magician, right?"
Although Wu Ansu didn't know magic, it didn't prevent her from understanding the difficulty and excitement of Li Mengnan's magic just now. In her opinion, the magicians of the Huaxia Spring Festival Gala over the years were not only famous, but their level was no more than that.
"A good juggler is not measured by how many difficult tricks he has mastered... just like you, don't you only have a high position to be a good policeman? In my opinion, you are a good person, an armed police officer, and you are dedicated to your work Responsibility..."
"Uh...thank you." Wu Ansu was taken aback for a moment, she didn't expect that Li Mengnan would actually turn the topic to her.
Wu Ansu had been praised by instructors and rewarded by his superiors, but he had never received praise and approval from ordinary people, and suddenly felt warm in his heart.
Of course, whether Li Mengnan can represent the broad masses of the people remains to be seen.
"It's just that the attitude towards the people is a bit rough, impatient, loud, suspicious, and everyone looks like a potential criminal..." Li Mengnan continued to wring his fingers like a treasure.
"Li Mengnan! How far is Mars, how far will you roll!"
Wu Ansu squeezed the empty disposable paper cup into a ball and threw it at Li Mengnan viciously. She might not have been as angry as this day in her life.
But Wu Ansu now also knows that Li Mengnan is a cheap-mouthed person, but he has no evil intentions, so he cursed a few words in his heart and didn't bother to argue with him. He stroked his suitcase and asked, "Li Mengnan, what about yours?" Where are the parents?"
Wu Ansu only thought of this question when she saw the parents of the new students in the hotel sending their children to report. This Li Mengnan seemed to always mention his grandfather, but he never heard him mention his parents.
"My parents?" Li Mengnan's laughing expression inexplicably became a little stiff, and there was a trace of almost undetectable sadness on his face.
"Sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned this." Wu Ansu felt that he might have said something wrong again.
"Oh... no, you are overthinking, armed police officer." Li Mengnan waved his hands hastily, "My parents are not dead, they are alive and well."
Wu Ansu is so angry, you are alive and well, you put on that stinky face to me, how come I don't think too much about it?
"Actually, I have no blood relationship with my grandfather. I was adopted."
Li Mengnan went to the bed and took out a pack of Honghe cigarettes from his trouser pocket, and made a gesture to Wu Ansu.
Wu Ansu suddenly discovered that Li Mengnan had a very good habit of asking the ladies present before smoking. This kind of respect for details could not be said to be absent among the men she had come into contact with, but it was quite rare.
"It's okay, you can smoke." Wu Ansu's deceased father often smoked, so she didn't dislike smoking men.
Red sparks lit up around his mouth, and Li Mengnan exhaled a long puff of gray-white smoke, and continued: "It's not accurate to say adoption... I was abducted by human traffickers when I was less than two years old, and I was trafficked to Mongolia. Then it was bought and raised by my grandfather."
Wu Ansu didn't expect Li Mengnan to have such a miserable life experience, so he couldn't help feeling more sympathetic, and said softly, "Didn't your grandfather know that buying and selling human beings is against the law?"
"Actually, it's not entirely his fault. My grandfather just wanted someone to take care of him and die, and the trafficker didn't say I was abducted, only that I was a child my relatives couldn't afford..."
Wu Ansu nodded. She has also been in contact with some cases of child abduction. This kind of rhetoric is indeed more common when human traffickers sell babies.
"Probably when I was about 15 years old, a few policemen came from our village. It is said that they captured a huge gang of child trafficking and verified their identity based on the suspect's confession... That was the day I Know the news about my biological parents."
"And then? Have you met your biological parents?" Wu Ansu asked with concern.
"I didn't see them, but I talked to them on the phone."
"why?"
Wu Ansu felt extremely incredible. No parent of an abducted child would be in a hurry to see the child immediately. After all, blood is thicker than water, so how could they not even see each other?
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