Huadu macho

Li Mengnan is not as exaggerated as ordering barbecue, even if he doesn't think it is greasy in the morning, it is impossible for his shop to have marinated meat at this time.

He casually ordered a large bowl of cold buckwheat noodles, and while the good-looking Korean proprietress went to the back kitchen to make ingredients, Li Mengnan lit a cigarette, and leaned crookedly on the back of the chair with Erlang's legs up Going up, he yawned and said: "Armed police officer, it's rare that the weather is so good, why don't you go out and ask a tall, rich and handsome guy to go shopping and watch a movie, why come here early in the morning to harass a poor student like me?"

Li Mengnan knew that Wu Ansu's character had always been to go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, and this woman had always been hostile to him, and she would never have come to him if she hadn't encountered something that must be done to him.

But Li Mengnan was not a roundworm in Wu Ansu's stomach after all, and he couldn't see the woman's purpose just by observing her words and demeanor, so she could only ask directly.

"With your virtue, who will harass you without opening your eyes?"

Wu Ansu glared at Li Mengnan angrily. Anyway, she is also a well-known beautiful police woman in the bureau. No matter who she asks for work, she always looks flattered. She has never seen such a ignorant guy like Li Mengnan.

If she hadn't been able to find a more suitable candidate this time, she would have turned over the table and left a long time ago. Every time she saw this bastard, she would be sullen.

"That's not necessarily true. As the saying goes, carrots and cabbages have their own loves. You are crazy... Lu Zi who is like the wind is chased by people. I am such a good man from IKEA and IKEA. Wherever I go, I am not like a firefly in the dark night, or a potato field." The Chinese cabbage in it is so bright and outstanding?"

Li Mengnan originally wanted to say "you crazy woman", but he changed his words when he got to the point of his mouth. It's not that he was afraid of Wu Ansu, but that the proprietress's secret cold noodles just happened to be served, and he didn't want Wu Ansu to throw the table up This bowl of noodles is wasted.

"Just you? Return to IKEA and IKEA?" Wu Ansu has seen shameless people before, but he has never seen such a shameless person. He sneered and said: "Let's not talk about whether this word is reliable for you, and stay at home all day to wash clothes. Can the kind of soft egg that washes and rinses be called a good man?"

Li Mengnan didn't expect Wu Ansu, who has such a strong appearance, to actually have a bit of a traditional little woman's heart in his bones. He thought that this domineering female Tyrannosaurus rex would like that kind of weak and bullying herbivorous man...

By the way, isn’t it always like this in TV dramas? A tough guy should be accompanied by a gentle girl. With a beautiful Zhengtai, he can also attract some rotten goddess horses. What’s the matter with a female guy, don’t change the settings randomly Ah soul!

"A good man is a relative term... The hens are crowing, the roosters must cuddle, otherwise what will happen to the chicks? Have you ever thought about the feelings of those poor little lives?" Li Mengnan's face was filled with grief.

"Li Mengnan, do you want to die?" Wu Ansu gritted his silver teeth, and the disposable chopsticks he was playing with began to deform severely.

This bastard, who made insinuations that he was a female man, was fine, but actually used... a chicken as a metaphor?Although this chicken is not that chicken, but that is too ugly.

This bastard definitely did it on purpose!

Seeing that Wu Ansu was about to lose his temper, Li Mengnan hurriedly picked up the cold noodle bowl, and reminded him nervously: "Military police officer, please calm down! This is just a biological assumption. You know, I have always been a very socially responsible person. People, occasionally care about the mental health of broiler chickens..."

Repaying the sense of social responsibility and the mental health of chickens, you are a liar!Does this girl seem to have a low IQ?

Wu Ansu took a deep breath, and forcibly suppressed the urge to lift the table in her heart. After all, she came here this time to ask Li Mengnan for help, so she endured this provocation for now, and will settle the accounts together when she has a chance in the future.

"I'm too lazy to talk to you... Let's talk about business. I'm here this time to ask you for help."

Li Mengnan nodded nonchalantly while shoveling the noodles into his mouth, "Sure, no matter what, I'm also a man of the rivers and lakes. Cupping, haircut and pedicure, elastic cotton shoes, polishing and waxing of intercontinental missiles, spray painting of aircraft carrier nuclear submarine sheet metal, mourning for debts to correct bad reviews, ghost writing of postgraduate entrance examination papers, and summer homework for primary and secondary schools... But in advance, when a temporary boyfriend meets his parents This kind of business is temporarily not accepted, this is a high-risk type of work, and it will cause too much mental damage.”

Wu Ansu was so angry that she almost vomited blood. Although she has indeed been urged to get married by her family in the past few years, she has not been reduced to the point where she needs to hire a temporary boyfriend as a shield, right?This girl didn't choose well, it's not that no one wants it!

Besides, even if there is such a day, it is impossible to find this product by finding a temporary boyfriend to top up the number, and it is [-] times better than this product to randomly find nine yuan and nine free shipping on the Internet...

No, why was the topic turned in a strange direction by this guy?Damn it, when I saw that bastard's face, I couldn't keep my cool.

Li Mengnan finished a large bowl of buckwheat cold noodles in a few mouthfuls, touched his belly in satisfaction, took the teapot on the table and poured a cup of barley tea, looked at Wu Ansu who was still "lucky" with his eyes closed, and said with a smile: "Okay Now, I'm not joking with you... Armed police officer, what do you want from me?"

"I want you to accompany me to the hospital." Wu Ansu said with a serious expression.

"Why are you going to the hospital?" Li Mengnan asked strangely, raising his eyebrows.

"Abortion."

puff--!

Li Mengnan sprayed Wu Ansu's face with a sip of tea on the spot, his eyes widened in disbelief a few times, his eyes rested on Wu Ansu's seemingly firm and flat belly, and he said in horror: "What? You want an abortion? Whose child is it?" ?”

At this moment, there were still a few students having breakfast in the restaurant, all of whom were attracted by Li Mengnan's voice, all kinds of unexplained gazes wandered back and forth between Wu Ansu and Li Mengnan, and some people were whispering something vaguely.

Wu Ansu wished he could kick this big-mouthed bastard in front of him into the Mariana Trench, what the hell is going on, can't this bastard wait for him to finish speaking?

"Who said I was going to have an abortion? Someone else had an abortion!" Wu Ansu gritted her teeth and said almost word by word.

"It's so skinny... (Japanese: So that's it, that's it)" Li Mengnan hurriedly pulled out a few tissues from the tissue box on the table, stretched out his hand to wipe the tea on Wu Ansu's face, and said with a smile : "You should have made it clear earlier, you're so frightened that people's hearts are thumping! Let me just say, whoever has such a taste...so bold, dares to offend our mighty and majestic armed police officers, that's not a proper death Rhythm..."

Wu Ansu glared at Li Mengnan viciously, slapped his paw away angrily, and took a few tissues to wipe off the tea on his face.