Huadu macho

It was fine if Li Mengnan didn't say this, but when Wu Ansu said this, he was so angry that he nearly vomited blood for three liters.

What does it mean that the fat and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders?What's the matter with this girl's body should I show you for nothing?

Wu An is angry, but I have to admit that this bastard is right. The small tube top made of the front and back of the sweater can't stop the magnificence of her chest. Even if the problem of falling off is not considered, such a "fashionable and avant-garde "She can't wear clothes like that!"

She is also a celebrity in the police system of Sanshan City. As long as she is a policeman, there are almost no people who don't know her. No face to go to work again.

Therefore, even though he was unwilling, Wu Ansu could only force himself to accept Li Mengnan's "charity", and took from him the pure cotton round-neck white T-shirt with a big-eyed SpongeBob SquarePants printed on the chest. After hesitating for a long time, he gritted his teeth and put the braces on his body.

Wu Ansu never thought that one day she would take the initiative to wear a man's clothes, and it was dirty clothes that had just been taken off from the man.

Thinking that this crumpled T-shirt was still covered with Li Mengnan's stinky sweat just now, and that it would soon be "intimately" clinging to her skin, Wu Ansu suddenly got goosebumps all over her body. There is still a faint feeling of nausea in the stomach.

Drinking the same bottle of water is called indirect kissing, but what is it called when wearing the same clothes?Indirect hugs?Or indirect touching?

But when the clothes were put on her body, Wu Ansu unexpectedly let out a small sigh.

What she didn't expect was that this crumpled-looking old T-shirt was extremely dry, without the sticky and damp feeling soaked in sweat at all, and it didn't even smell of sweat at all, only a little indescribable. It's nothing but a nice smell.

Wu Ansu vaguely felt that this smell seemed to have been smelled somewhere before, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

"What happened to your clothes?"

Wu Ansu couldn't figure it out. Before Li Mengnan took off his clothes just now, she clearly saw dark traces of sweat on the chest and back of this T-shirt. Will it be evaporated in the blink of an eye?

"Do you like the original flavor? Don't you, armed police officer, you have such a strong taste?" Li Mengnan was taken aback for a moment, and then a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"Go to hell! I'm just curious!"

Wu Ansu couldn't help scolding himself secretly, knowing that Li Mengnan, a bastard, just takes advantage of what he has, and has the slut virtue of taking advantage of it when he doesn't have advantages, so he still insists on asking him why?Isn't that a chance to give him all the money for nothing...

Li Mengnan just smiled and didn't answer.

Of course he would not tell Wu Ansu that he used the "Deception Technique" to remove all the sweat and dust from his clothes.

Although the "Deception Technique" can only be used for three seconds a day, and no matter how short the time is, this kind of non-continuous use will take up a full second of precious quota each time, but it is not easy for him to let a girl do it. A wet suit covered in sweat all over his body.

Although he doesn't mind playing a bit heavy every now and then, he's still virtuous in some ways.

Of course, in fact, he can also use the same method to move a new dress, or directly restore Wu Ansu's torn sweater to its original state. After all, this is just a purely physical displacement change. Features are still easy to do.

However, this kind of completely unsolvable trick is too horrifying for ordinary people, and it's not like it can be explained by light and shadow or mechanisms on the stage. He doesn't want to cause unnecessary trouble.

As a qualified juggler, in addition to being mysterious, one must also learn to keep a low profile.

"Come on, armed police officer, come up." Li Mengnan bent down, motioning for Wu Ansu to grab his hand.

Wu Ansu was angry, how could he give Li Mengnan any good looks, he opened Li Mengnan's hand, stepped on the edge of the drain, and was about to come up.

It's a pity that she overestimated her physical strength at the moment. When she stood up, her knees suddenly gave way, and she fell backward again.

This time, Li Mengnan didn't grab any more, grabbed Wu Ansu's wrist and forcibly dragged her backwards back.

"Ouch—!"

Wu Ansu, who was still in shock, had not had time to speak, and suddenly his feet went limp again, and he threw himself into Li Mengnan's arms.

Her heroic slender eyebrows were tightly knit together, her lips were biting white, and fine beads of sweat faintly overflowed from the corners of her forehead, as if she was enduring some kind of pain.

Li Mengnan didn't even need to lower his head to look, as long as he felt Wu Ansu's unbalanced body center of gravity and the strength of his hands, he knew that she must have sprained her foot when she went up the steps just now.

However, in order to show his kindness and innocence, Li Mengnan still asked with concern: "What's wrong? Did you sprain your ankle?"

"Hmph! No...don't worry about it!"

Wu Ansu really couldn't blame Li Mengnan this time, after all, she was the one who wanted to push herself up the stairs, but she didn't want to let the bastard in front of her see her jokes, and endured the piercing pain in her left ankle, He limped to the side of the road.

There are usually many taxis on this road, but right now it is the National Day holiday, almost all the taxis in Sanshan City are running in the city, and occasionally a few taxis pass by with passengers.

Wu Ansu stood under the sun and waved for more than ten minutes, but he couldn't wait for an empty car.

As for the bus... the nearest stop sign is at the other end of the tunnel, at least 500 meters away.

No village in front, no store behind, this sentence can best describe the state of Wu Ansu and Li Mengnan at the moment.

Wu Ansu originally wanted to try to stop a private car and ask for a ride, but he didn't want those private cars that passed by with full throttle to drive past without any intention of stopping, as if they couldn't see her at all.

"Damn it, why don't any of these cars stop? Usually they stop as soon as I raise my hand..." Wu Ansu gritted his teeth and said bitterly.

"Sister, you usually wear a police uniform, don't you? Don't say you raised your hand, even if you look over, they will be scared to pee, dare not stop?" Li Mengnan was shirtless, squatting on the road bored Count ants on the side.

"How can they be so impersonal? Are they not afraid that someone is really in a hurry?" Wu Ansu waved his hand when he saw the car, still unbelieving.

"I guess they are more afraid of fishing and law enforcement... There is no way to go to the village or back to the store, and suddenly someone wants to take a ride, and you dare to stop it?" Li Mengnan threw away the ant-playing branch, clapped his hands and got up, looked at Wu Ansu a few times, and suggested : "Maybe you can try to lift up your trouser legs, and slowly move your hands down your thighs. It's always done like this in movies..."