eclectic medical career
Chapter 38: Borrowing the Chicken to Lay the Egg
Others respect me one foot, I respect others one foot.This is the principle of Ye Dong's life.
If someone throws shit on him, I'm sorry, he will put the shit back into the other person's mouth intact.
I don't know if it was Ye Dong's words that made Director Qiu look at him differently, or the whispers that Dean Li whispered to him made him fear Ye Dong.In short, Director Qiu smiled coldly, squinted his bulging eyes, and looked at Ye Dong coldly, without saying a word.
"It's not good! The child is dying!" A little nurse ran out of the operating room in a hurry, with a nervous expression on her face.
"If something happens to my grandson, I... I, Qiu Deqing, will never end with you." It seemed that he realized that he was the head of the health bureau of a small city, and he couldn't compete with the Wen family's Big Mac. Director Qiu's second sentence was obviously confident insufficient.
Dean Li and Director Wu hurriedly walked up to Ye Dong, with expressions of expectation on their faces.
"Director Ye, hello, I am Li Tianshu, the director of Wen's Hospital, and I have admired you for a long time. I hope you will help our hospital get through this difficult time no matter what." Li Tianshu said sincerely.
"That's right, Director Ye, don't be as knowledgeable as that Tiger Qiu. He just roared a few times and got used to it. In front of Mrs. Wen, he is not even a fart." Director Wu said, "But the people in the operating room A pair of mother and child, but both are innocent. I know you must have a solution. I heard my master Yan Lao said a few years ago that the magic doctor, if you don’t take action, it’s fine. eradicate."
These two old fellows were flattering so loudly, Ye Dong thought for a while, and had no choice but to borrow the slope to get off the donkey.In fact, he has long been unable to hold back that eager heart, the more he hears about intractable diseases that others cannot solve, the more excited he is in his bones, the more eager he is to try.This is more or less inherited from the pretentious inheritance of the master.
"Director Ye, I found the hen for you." Liu Xiaolan held the old hen in her two small hands, her face was covered with beads of sweat.
Ye Dong nodded, "Good job. You will be my assistant later."
"Director Ye, what are you going to do?" Dean Li pointed suspiciously at the old hen in Liu Xiaolan's arms.
Ye Dong smiled mysteriously, "You don't need to worry about it, I have my own magic."
"That's right, Dean Li, since Director Ye has agreed to treat the pregnant woman, let's not interfere with him anymore. I have also heard from my master that magic doctors often borrow a lot of inexplicable...props when they treat people. .” On the contrary, Director Wu smoothed things over for Ye Dong.
"You just need to control that Tiger Qiu, don't let him yell, and leave the rest to me." Ye Dong stepped into the operating room without hesitation.Liu Xiaolan hugged the old hen, walked a few steps, and followed Ye Dong into the operating room.
Dean Li and Director Wu smiled at each other and shook their heads helplessly.
Director Qiu's face became ugly, it had been a long time since anyone confronted him like this face to face.What was even more exasperating was that the young man had obviously contradicted him, but he could do nothing, after all, his precious daughter was still lying in the operating room.
After entering the operating room, Ye Dong found that the operation site was more severe than he had imagined. The young woman had already fallen asleep because of the sedative.However, due to excessive bleeding, his complexion was sallow, and the sweat from prostration almost soaked the operating table.
Ye Dong looked between the puerpera's legs, at this moment, his eyes were as clear as water, without even a trace of lust.He saw a small fluffy head exposed between the mother's legs. Obviously it was a stuck fetus. He saw that the fetus' face was blue and its lips were purple, which was obviously a symptom of hypoxia.The baby's life was already in critical condition, and if he didn't manage to get it out of the mother's body, the consequences would be disastrous.
Ye Dong walked quickly to the operating table.The two little nurses standing by the operating table were full of anxiety. Seeing the young and handsome Ye Dong at this moment, it was as if they had seen the last straw.
"Both of you, one fixes the body of the parturient. She may move around later, so don't let her move around." Ye Dong looked at the two nurses and said, "The other one is ready to deliver the baby."
The two little nurses hurriedly agreed, each getting busy.
"Then what should I do? Director Ye." Liu Xiaolan approached Ye Dong and asked in a low voice.
Ye Dong pondered for a moment, looked into Liu Xiaolan's eyes and asked, "I have a very personal question for you. Of course, this has a lot to do with this operation. If you are inconvenient to answer, you can nod or shake your head."
"Director Ye, what's the problem? You can just ask. For the safety of mother and baby, I know everything I can say." Liu Xiaolan said.
"Okay, very good, may I ask, are you still a virgin?" Ye Dong asked calmly.
"Uh..." Liu Xiaolan was dumbfounded by the question, she never dreamed that Ye Dong would ask such a question at such a terrible moment.In an instant, her pretty face was flushed, she lowered her head shyly, and even her white and tender neck was quickly covered with a layer of pink.
Ye Dong coughed twice, and explained: "You don't need to answer this question, you can just nod or shake your head, because I need a very pure assistant."
Liu Xiaolan nodded shyly, not daring to look up at Ye Dong's eyes.
Ye Dong reckoned that the little nurse must have equated herself with the pervert.In order to save the life-threatening pair of mother and child, he must rely on the body of pure yin at this moment, and the girl who has not broken the melon has a body of pure yin.
After receiving Liu Xiaolan's affirmative answer, Ye Dong nodded, "Very well, if that's the case, the mother and daughter will be saved."
"Then let's start the rescue."
Ye Dong took the old hen from Liu Xiaolan and put it on the operating table next door.The old hen seemed to be very afraid of the strange environment around her, clucked twice, flapped her wings, and tried to escape.
Ye Dong stretched out his hand and pointed at the chicken's buttocks, and the hen sat down on the operating table without moving a bit.
"Come on, Xiaolan, come here."
Ye Dong called Liu Xiaolan to the middle of the two operating tables, reached out and grabbed one of her little hands, put it on the back of the hen, and held the hand of the parturient with the other little hand.
Although it was only the moment when he grabbed Liu Xiaolan's little hand, Ye Dong still felt the softness and slipperiness of that little hand.
Curiously, Liu Xiaolan let Ye Dong manipulate her. She really didn't understand what this young, outrageous deputy director of the outpatient department was going to do.
After finishing the preparations, Ye Dong also signaled the two nurses to start preparations.The two little nurses immediately looked nervous, as if they were about to go into battle.
"Okay, no matter what I do later, don't move around." Ye Dong said to Liu Xiaolan.
Liu Xiaolan nodded.
So, Ye Dong murmured words for a while, and stretched out his hand to press Liu Xiaolan's small head, Liu Xiaolan rolled his eyes speechlessly, what is he going to do?
Ye Dong narrowed his eyes slightly, and spoke plausibly, "Great Mercy and Great Compassion Guanyin's hands --- use chickens to lay eggs!"
Wow!
Click!
The crying of the fetus and the crowing of the hen came from the operating room almost at the same time.
"I was born... I was really born!" The little nurse who delivered the baby was holding the baby with the umbilical cord in disbelief. Excitement and excitement appeared on her unbelievable face. It looks a little funny.
The baby's cry was very sharp, passing through the heavy door, and reaching the ears of everyone waiting outside.
"I was born! The baby's first cry was sharp and high-pitched. It was the first time oxygen was inhaled in the lungs. Great, the mother and baby are finally safe." The speaker was Director Sun of the Obstetrics and Gynecology Department. She is the most authoritative expert, and her words are beyond doubt.
"It's really born? Director Sun, is the mother and child really safe?" Director Qiu excitedly stepped forward and held Director Sun's hand tightly, his chubby old face was inexplicably excited.
Suddenly, the expression on Director Sun's face became unnatural.Although I am now a woman in her late [-]s, you, Director Qiu, can't take advantage of others like this, can you?
"Yes, Director Qiu, it was indeed born, and from the crying of the child, it can be heard that the mother and child are safe." Director Sun said with his hands back without any trace.
"That's great!" Director Qiu patted his thigh and jumped up excitedly.
"Dad, so you are here. How is Huifang doing now?" A well-dressed young man walked over quickly, and there were more than a dozen men, women and men following him not far away.
"Ting Hao, you're finally here. Although work is important, isn't it important for a wife to have children?" Director Qiu went up to greet him, and tightly held the hands of his son-in-law, "Fortunately, I am here to supervise the whole process." , to ensure the safety of Huifang's mother and child."
Hearing this, Director Wu and Director Sun twitched their lips in disdain.
"Really born?!"
As a miracle witness, Liu Xiaolan opened her mouth in shock.
"More than half of this is your credit." Ye Dong withdrew his right hand from Liu Xiaolan's head with infinite nostalgia.This girl was indeed a virgin, and it was easy to smell the refreshing fragrance of virginity from her when she got close.
The little nurse who delivered the baby quickly cut the baby's umbilical cord, wrapped the baby in swaddling clothes, and handed it to Ye Dong, "Director Ye, the baby is indeed overweight, weighing eight to nine pounds."
Ye Dong waved his hands and said, "I hugged the hen just now. My hands are dirty. You should carry the baby and give it to the mother's family."
When the little nurse heard this, her eyes immediately lit up. In the past, such a good job was only reserved for the director of the obstetrics and gynecology department. Where could it be her turn?Because holding the newborn baby out of the operating room and handing it to the family members of the mother is an act of asking for credit.What's more, it was her immediate boss's immediate boss waiting outside.Ye Dong's behavior of not taking credit moved the little nurse deeply.
The little nurse thanked Ye Dong, and happily walked out of the operating room with the baby in her arms.And the other little nurse looked at the back of her colleague with envy in her eyes.
"Ah! The hen actually laid an egg!"
Liu Xiaolan hugged the old hen with a blushing face and a thick neck, and looked at an egg on the operating table in great surprise.
Ye Dong nodded, "This is my unique secret recipe for rescue --- laying eggs by borrowing chickens."
If someone throws shit on him, I'm sorry, he will put the shit back into the other person's mouth intact.
I don't know if it was Ye Dong's words that made Director Qiu look at him differently, or the whispers that Dean Li whispered to him made him fear Ye Dong.In short, Director Qiu smiled coldly, squinted his bulging eyes, and looked at Ye Dong coldly, without saying a word.
"It's not good! The child is dying!" A little nurse ran out of the operating room in a hurry, with a nervous expression on her face.
"If something happens to my grandson, I... I, Qiu Deqing, will never end with you." It seemed that he realized that he was the head of the health bureau of a small city, and he couldn't compete with the Wen family's Big Mac. Director Qiu's second sentence was obviously confident insufficient.
Dean Li and Director Wu hurriedly walked up to Ye Dong, with expressions of expectation on their faces.
"Director Ye, hello, I am Li Tianshu, the director of Wen's Hospital, and I have admired you for a long time. I hope you will help our hospital get through this difficult time no matter what." Li Tianshu said sincerely.
"That's right, Director Ye, don't be as knowledgeable as that Tiger Qiu. He just roared a few times and got used to it. In front of Mrs. Wen, he is not even a fart." Director Wu said, "But the people in the operating room A pair of mother and child, but both are innocent. I know you must have a solution. I heard my master Yan Lao said a few years ago that the magic doctor, if you don’t take action, it’s fine. eradicate."
These two old fellows were flattering so loudly, Ye Dong thought for a while, and had no choice but to borrow the slope to get off the donkey.In fact, he has long been unable to hold back that eager heart, the more he hears about intractable diseases that others cannot solve, the more excited he is in his bones, the more eager he is to try.This is more or less inherited from the pretentious inheritance of the master.
"Director Ye, I found the hen for you." Liu Xiaolan held the old hen in her two small hands, her face was covered with beads of sweat.
Ye Dong nodded, "Good job. You will be my assistant later."
"Director Ye, what are you going to do?" Dean Li pointed suspiciously at the old hen in Liu Xiaolan's arms.
Ye Dong smiled mysteriously, "You don't need to worry about it, I have my own magic."
"That's right, Dean Li, since Director Ye has agreed to treat the pregnant woman, let's not interfere with him anymore. I have also heard from my master that magic doctors often borrow a lot of inexplicable...props when they treat people. .” On the contrary, Director Wu smoothed things over for Ye Dong.
"You just need to control that Tiger Qiu, don't let him yell, and leave the rest to me." Ye Dong stepped into the operating room without hesitation.Liu Xiaolan hugged the old hen, walked a few steps, and followed Ye Dong into the operating room.
Dean Li and Director Wu smiled at each other and shook their heads helplessly.
Director Qiu's face became ugly, it had been a long time since anyone confronted him like this face to face.What was even more exasperating was that the young man had obviously contradicted him, but he could do nothing, after all, his precious daughter was still lying in the operating room.
After entering the operating room, Ye Dong found that the operation site was more severe than he had imagined. The young woman had already fallen asleep because of the sedative.However, due to excessive bleeding, his complexion was sallow, and the sweat from prostration almost soaked the operating table.
Ye Dong looked between the puerpera's legs, at this moment, his eyes were as clear as water, without even a trace of lust.He saw a small fluffy head exposed between the mother's legs. Obviously it was a stuck fetus. He saw that the fetus' face was blue and its lips were purple, which was obviously a symptom of hypoxia.The baby's life was already in critical condition, and if he didn't manage to get it out of the mother's body, the consequences would be disastrous.
Ye Dong walked quickly to the operating table.The two little nurses standing by the operating table were full of anxiety. Seeing the young and handsome Ye Dong at this moment, it was as if they had seen the last straw.
"Both of you, one fixes the body of the parturient. She may move around later, so don't let her move around." Ye Dong looked at the two nurses and said, "The other one is ready to deliver the baby."
The two little nurses hurriedly agreed, each getting busy.
"Then what should I do? Director Ye." Liu Xiaolan approached Ye Dong and asked in a low voice.
Ye Dong pondered for a moment, looked into Liu Xiaolan's eyes and asked, "I have a very personal question for you. Of course, this has a lot to do with this operation. If you are inconvenient to answer, you can nod or shake your head."
"Director Ye, what's the problem? You can just ask. For the safety of mother and baby, I know everything I can say." Liu Xiaolan said.
"Okay, very good, may I ask, are you still a virgin?" Ye Dong asked calmly.
"Uh..." Liu Xiaolan was dumbfounded by the question, she never dreamed that Ye Dong would ask such a question at such a terrible moment.In an instant, her pretty face was flushed, she lowered her head shyly, and even her white and tender neck was quickly covered with a layer of pink.
Ye Dong coughed twice, and explained: "You don't need to answer this question, you can just nod or shake your head, because I need a very pure assistant."
Liu Xiaolan nodded shyly, not daring to look up at Ye Dong's eyes.
Ye Dong reckoned that the little nurse must have equated herself with the pervert.In order to save the life-threatening pair of mother and child, he must rely on the body of pure yin at this moment, and the girl who has not broken the melon has a body of pure yin.
After receiving Liu Xiaolan's affirmative answer, Ye Dong nodded, "Very well, if that's the case, the mother and daughter will be saved."
"Then let's start the rescue."
Ye Dong took the old hen from Liu Xiaolan and put it on the operating table next door.The old hen seemed to be very afraid of the strange environment around her, clucked twice, flapped her wings, and tried to escape.
Ye Dong stretched out his hand and pointed at the chicken's buttocks, and the hen sat down on the operating table without moving a bit.
"Come on, Xiaolan, come here."
Ye Dong called Liu Xiaolan to the middle of the two operating tables, reached out and grabbed one of her little hands, put it on the back of the hen, and held the hand of the parturient with the other little hand.
Although it was only the moment when he grabbed Liu Xiaolan's little hand, Ye Dong still felt the softness and slipperiness of that little hand.
Curiously, Liu Xiaolan let Ye Dong manipulate her. She really didn't understand what this young, outrageous deputy director of the outpatient department was going to do.
After finishing the preparations, Ye Dong also signaled the two nurses to start preparations.The two little nurses immediately looked nervous, as if they were about to go into battle.
"Okay, no matter what I do later, don't move around." Ye Dong said to Liu Xiaolan.
Liu Xiaolan nodded.
So, Ye Dong murmured words for a while, and stretched out his hand to press Liu Xiaolan's small head, Liu Xiaolan rolled his eyes speechlessly, what is he going to do?
Ye Dong narrowed his eyes slightly, and spoke plausibly, "Great Mercy and Great Compassion Guanyin's hands --- use chickens to lay eggs!"
Wow!
Click!
The crying of the fetus and the crowing of the hen came from the operating room almost at the same time.
"I was born... I was really born!" The little nurse who delivered the baby was holding the baby with the umbilical cord in disbelief. Excitement and excitement appeared on her unbelievable face. It looks a little funny.
The baby's cry was very sharp, passing through the heavy door, and reaching the ears of everyone waiting outside.
"I was born! The baby's first cry was sharp and high-pitched. It was the first time oxygen was inhaled in the lungs. Great, the mother and baby are finally safe." The speaker was Director Sun of the Obstetrics and Gynecology Department. She is the most authoritative expert, and her words are beyond doubt.
"It's really born? Director Sun, is the mother and child really safe?" Director Qiu excitedly stepped forward and held Director Sun's hand tightly, his chubby old face was inexplicably excited.
Suddenly, the expression on Director Sun's face became unnatural.Although I am now a woman in her late [-]s, you, Director Qiu, can't take advantage of others like this, can you?
"Yes, Director Qiu, it was indeed born, and from the crying of the child, it can be heard that the mother and child are safe." Director Sun said with his hands back without any trace.
"That's great!" Director Qiu patted his thigh and jumped up excitedly.
"Dad, so you are here. How is Huifang doing now?" A well-dressed young man walked over quickly, and there were more than a dozen men, women and men following him not far away.
"Ting Hao, you're finally here. Although work is important, isn't it important for a wife to have children?" Director Qiu went up to greet him, and tightly held the hands of his son-in-law, "Fortunately, I am here to supervise the whole process." , to ensure the safety of Huifang's mother and child."
Hearing this, Director Wu and Director Sun twitched their lips in disdain.
"Really born?!"
As a miracle witness, Liu Xiaolan opened her mouth in shock.
"More than half of this is your credit." Ye Dong withdrew his right hand from Liu Xiaolan's head with infinite nostalgia.This girl was indeed a virgin, and it was easy to smell the refreshing fragrance of virginity from her when she got close.
The little nurse who delivered the baby quickly cut the baby's umbilical cord, wrapped the baby in swaddling clothes, and handed it to Ye Dong, "Director Ye, the baby is indeed overweight, weighing eight to nine pounds."
Ye Dong waved his hands and said, "I hugged the hen just now. My hands are dirty. You should carry the baby and give it to the mother's family."
When the little nurse heard this, her eyes immediately lit up. In the past, such a good job was only reserved for the director of the obstetrics and gynecology department. Where could it be her turn?Because holding the newborn baby out of the operating room and handing it to the family members of the mother is an act of asking for credit.What's more, it was her immediate boss's immediate boss waiting outside.Ye Dong's behavior of not taking credit moved the little nurse deeply.
The little nurse thanked Ye Dong, and happily walked out of the operating room with the baby in her arms.And the other little nurse looked at the back of her colleague with envy in her eyes.
"Ah! The hen actually laid an egg!"
Liu Xiaolan hugged the old hen with a blushing face and a thick neck, and looked at an egg on the operating table in great surprise.
Ye Dong nodded, "This is my unique secret recipe for rescue --- laying eggs by borrowing chickens."
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