eclectic medical career
Chapter 91: The Magical Stealing
Of course Ye Dong knew that the unspoken rules in the hospital had been around for a long time, what Sun Qiang said was just the tip of the iceberg.
But Ye Dong will ignore any unspoken rules, because he is the successor of the magic doctor.The magic doctor has never played cards according to the routine, so how can he be restricted by those unspoken rules?
Seeing through the heart disease of shoe repairer Sun Qiang, Ye Dong decided to start treatment.Of course, it was not to treat Sun Qiang's heart disease, but to remove the old man's brain tumor.
"Xiaolan, this time I need to trouble you to bring another old hen." Ye Dong smiled at Liu Xiaolan, "It's still like last time. It's better to be one that can lay eggs."
Liu Xiaolan's eyes lit up, and she thought to herself that she finally had a place to use her skills.Although it was to get an old hen for Director Ye, it was more technical than washing towels.With a promise, Liu Xiaolan left the office and ran straight to the green ecological restaurant next door.
"What are you going to do again?" Fang Dusha frowned slightly, staring at Ye Dong with scrutiny and asked.
"Of course it's to save lives. What do you think I'll do? Make chicken soup?" Ye Dong sneered.Although this girl is a bit prettier, you must not give her a good face, otherwise she will kick her nose in the face.
Save people with hens?Fundusa was at a loss.
This time Ye Dong was nagging all day long, not knowing what he was going to do again.A few days ago, although I heard from the head nurse Li Ying that the daughter of Director Qiu of the Health Bureau gave birth to Ye Dong, it is said that he even brought an old hen into the operating room.Afterwards, Director Qiu and his son-in-law almost made a scene in the hospital.
Fon Dusa did not know the specific details, but bringing a hen into the operating room was a violation of the operating room's regulations.At any rate, neither the mother nor the fetus was infected with the bird flu. If they were really infected with the bird flu, Ye Dong must be the one to blame.
Fang Dusha couldn't understand Ye Dong's nonsense behavior very much.A hospital is a hospital, and when working in a hospital, one must abide by the rules of the hospital, but when Ye Dong came, he seemed to have broken all the rules.
Filling herself with tea, Fang Dusha asked Ye Dong, "What's the meaning of the Tai Chi picture you drew for me last time?"
Thinking of that Tai Chi picture, Fang Dusha was so angry that her teeth itch.I don't know if Ye Dong painted in that position on purpose.But Fang Dusha would never forgive Ye Dong for humiliating herself.Because of the ambiguous moment when she met Ye Dong and Liu Xiaolan by chance last time, deep in her heart, she had already classified Ye Dong as a hooligan, pervert, and pervert.
"Tai Chi is, of course, a big ball." Ye Dong put down his teacup and made gestures in the air with both hands.It's better if you don't make gestures. With this gesture, Fang Dusha's chest was so angry that he couldn't stop heaving.This bastard, last time he clearly drew it there on purpose.You can't go wrong!
Ye Dong didn't know what Fang Dusha was thinking at this time, he thought it was his chic gestures that aroused Fang Leng's interest.
"There is a saying in the "Book of Changes": Yi has Taiji, which first gave birth to Liangyi, Liangyi gave birth to four images, and four images gave birth to eight trigrams... Before Taiji was divided into heaven and earth, vitality was mixed into one, that is, Taichu and Taiyi."
"Tai Chi moves to produce Yang, extreme movement to stillness, stillness to produce yin, and stillness to move again. One movement and one stillness are the ears of each other; Yin and Yang are divided, and the two forms are established. Yang changes and Yin merges to produce water, fire, and water. Wood, metal, and earth are called the five elements."
Ye Dong talked eloquently: "The formation of any cause of disease is inseparable from these five elements. Like the last time we were in the emergency room, we treated the patient who was poisoned. Things that are cold and poisonous can be classified strictly according to the five elements, and they belong to 'water'."
"I use the six-flavored real fire to eliminate the root of the poison--the poisonous centipede first, and then disperse the toxins on the patient. water'.
Fang Dusha was startled when she heard this, it was the first time she heard such a truth in her life.She knows a little bit about Tai Chi and the Five Elements that Ye Dong mentioned earlier, but does this patient also have the Five Elements in his body?
Sun Qiang and his son also pricked up their ears and listened carefully to Director Ye's high-spirited speech. Although they didn't understand anything, they felt that Director Ye was very knowledgeable and profound.
Seeing Fang Dusha's puzzled expression, Ye Dong smiled and said: "A healthy body is actually a body with all the five elements. Metal, wood, water, fire, earth, one more or one less, more or less I don’t feel comfortable in the body at all. In fact, I don’t treat diseases for people. I just restore the proportion of the five elements in the patient’s body to a state of balance. This is what I drew on the paper for you , the truth to be clarified. This is also the priceless treasure of my great China --- Tai Chi, the principle of the balance of yin and yang."
After Ye Dong finished speaking, Fang Dusha frowned, thinking quietly.Ye Dong's words completely overturned her previous understanding of medicine.
In fact, this cannot be blamed on Fang Dusa, because what she received was the education of Western medicine.Western medicine is based on anatomy. After a disease is diagnosed, the treatment starts from the human organs.
However, the medical principles that Ye Dong talked about treat the human body as a whole. Whether it is Tai Chi or the five elements, they are not separated from the whole. The whole is about balance.This may be the biggest difference between Western medicine and Eastern medicine.
Seeing Fang Dusha quietly thinking about what she said, the corners of Ye Dong's mouth curled up slightly, and he said with a smile: "I know Director Fang, you are a top student who graduated from an Ivy League college in the United States, and some of my words may make you feel disgusted." But I have no intention of rejecting Western medicine at all, let alone advocating the idea of Chinese medicine. As long as it is a method that can cure diseases and save people, I support it."
Fang Dusha nodded slightly, Ye Dong's words seemed to make a little sense.
Ye Dong was secretly proud of himself. To deal with such an arrogant and staid cold beauty, it seemed that his move was really right this time.
"Director Ye, the chicken...the chicken is here."
Liu Xiaolan pushed the door open and walked in, her little face was blushing, and beads of sweat still hung on her smooth forehead.She came to Ye Dong's side with an old hen in her arms, her chest kept heaving, and she raised her pretty face and said, "Director Ye, this old hen is the owner of the restaurant next door, and it raises and lays eggs by itself. Listen She said the chicken would give birth to one every day at noon, but it was on time."
"Okay, very good." Ye Dong nodded.It seems that Liu Xiaolan ran to the restaurant next door, and she got on the way, and she got acquainted with the proprietress.
Ye Dong asked Liu Xiaolan to put the hen on his desk, then asked Sun Qiang's father to sit on his chair, and then he tapped on the hen, and the hen lay down on the table strangely.
At this time, Sun Qiang and Fang Dusha also gathered around the desk.
Ye Dong asked Liu Xiaolan to wash a towel, after it was sterilized, he took the towel and put it on the old man's head.Ye Dong held down the old hen with one hand, and pressed the old man's head with the other hand through the towel.The corners of Fon Dusha's ruddy mouth trembled, he... is he going to have an operation?
Sun Qiang also looked at Ye Dong's every move in disbelief. Although he had heard of how great Director Ye was, it was the first time he sought treatment from him.But what is Director Ye trying to do?It looks so strange.
Trying the strength with both hands, Ye Dong felt it a little bit, closed his eyes slightly, and whispered in his mouth: "Great Mercy and Great Compassion Guanyin Hand---Switch the beam!"
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the white towel on the old man's head actually started to steam, and the hen also blushed and had a thick neck.
The corners of Liu Xiaolan's mouth raised slightly, she knew that Director Ye had the best solution.It is estimated that the treatment method is borrowed from the chicken and the egg.
Fang Dusha's beautiful eyes widened, watching Ye Dong's every move without blinking.
witchcraft!This is totally witchcraft!
It is obviously a sorcery that disturbs people's hearts, but it is used by him to heal people's diseases.Just now he spoke in a glamorous manner, talking about Tai Chi, the Five Elements, and Chinese treasures. Those terms are completely deceptive.His original intention was actually to make himself appear superior to others, and behave differently.
After a while, Ye Dong withdrew his hands.He could feel that the operation was very successful, but he felt a strange feeling in himself, as if something was missing.
The white towel on the old man's head was still steaming.And the old hen with a blushing face and a thick neck, with a click, rolled out an egg from behind the chicken's buttocks.
Sure enough, she guessed right, Liu Xiaolan smiled coquettishly, and stretched out her hand to grab the egg, but the egg rolled on the table and slipped out from between Liu Xiaolan's fingers.
Snapped!
The egg fell to the ground.
All eyes in the room were on the broken egg.
"Tumor! It's actually a tumor!" Sun Qiang said in shock.
Although Liu Xiaolan was mentally prepared, she was still very surprised, which was too unbelievable.Director Ye actually swindled and transferred the brain tumor in the old man's head to this egg.
"Unfortunately, it hurt a young life." Ye Dong said with a bodhisattva's heart, "The old man's brain tumor has been taken out, you can go for an MRI to check it again. Alright, that's all for today. "
Fang Dusha stared at the broken egg seriously, and suddenly exclaimed, "Why is there a bullet inside?"
what! ?
This time, not only Sun Qiang, father and son, Liu Xiaolan, including Ye Dong, were a little surprised. He obviously had a brain tumor, so how could there be bullets?
All five of them squatted down. Liu Xiaolan took a pair of tweezers and gently peeled off the broken eggshell. As expected, there was a muscle tumor the size of a pigeon egg inside the eggshell.There was bright red blood oozing out around the muscle tumor, and beside the muscle tumor was a golden bullet.
Seeing this bullet, Ye Dong suddenly realized, no wonder he felt like something was missing from his body just now, it turned out to be the bullet embedded in his calf yesterday.
But Ye Dong will ignore any unspoken rules, because he is the successor of the magic doctor.The magic doctor has never played cards according to the routine, so how can he be restricted by those unspoken rules?
Seeing through the heart disease of shoe repairer Sun Qiang, Ye Dong decided to start treatment.Of course, it was not to treat Sun Qiang's heart disease, but to remove the old man's brain tumor.
"Xiaolan, this time I need to trouble you to bring another old hen." Ye Dong smiled at Liu Xiaolan, "It's still like last time. It's better to be one that can lay eggs."
Liu Xiaolan's eyes lit up, and she thought to herself that she finally had a place to use her skills.Although it was to get an old hen for Director Ye, it was more technical than washing towels.With a promise, Liu Xiaolan left the office and ran straight to the green ecological restaurant next door.
"What are you going to do again?" Fang Dusha frowned slightly, staring at Ye Dong with scrutiny and asked.
"Of course it's to save lives. What do you think I'll do? Make chicken soup?" Ye Dong sneered.Although this girl is a bit prettier, you must not give her a good face, otherwise she will kick her nose in the face.
Save people with hens?Fundusa was at a loss.
This time Ye Dong was nagging all day long, not knowing what he was going to do again.A few days ago, although I heard from the head nurse Li Ying that the daughter of Director Qiu of the Health Bureau gave birth to Ye Dong, it is said that he even brought an old hen into the operating room.Afterwards, Director Qiu and his son-in-law almost made a scene in the hospital.
Fon Dusa did not know the specific details, but bringing a hen into the operating room was a violation of the operating room's regulations.At any rate, neither the mother nor the fetus was infected with the bird flu. If they were really infected with the bird flu, Ye Dong must be the one to blame.
Fang Dusha couldn't understand Ye Dong's nonsense behavior very much.A hospital is a hospital, and when working in a hospital, one must abide by the rules of the hospital, but when Ye Dong came, he seemed to have broken all the rules.
Filling herself with tea, Fang Dusha asked Ye Dong, "What's the meaning of the Tai Chi picture you drew for me last time?"
Thinking of that Tai Chi picture, Fang Dusha was so angry that her teeth itch.I don't know if Ye Dong painted in that position on purpose.But Fang Dusha would never forgive Ye Dong for humiliating herself.Because of the ambiguous moment when she met Ye Dong and Liu Xiaolan by chance last time, deep in her heart, she had already classified Ye Dong as a hooligan, pervert, and pervert.
"Tai Chi is, of course, a big ball." Ye Dong put down his teacup and made gestures in the air with both hands.It's better if you don't make gestures. With this gesture, Fang Dusha's chest was so angry that he couldn't stop heaving.This bastard, last time he clearly drew it there on purpose.You can't go wrong!
Ye Dong didn't know what Fang Dusha was thinking at this time, he thought it was his chic gestures that aroused Fang Leng's interest.
"There is a saying in the "Book of Changes": Yi has Taiji, which first gave birth to Liangyi, Liangyi gave birth to four images, and four images gave birth to eight trigrams... Before Taiji was divided into heaven and earth, vitality was mixed into one, that is, Taichu and Taiyi."
"Tai Chi moves to produce Yang, extreme movement to stillness, stillness to produce yin, and stillness to move again. One movement and one stillness are the ears of each other; Yin and Yang are divided, and the two forms are established. Yang changes and Yin merges to produce water, fire, and water. Wood, metal, and earth are called the five elements."
Ye Dong talked eloquently: "The formation of any cause of disease is inseparable from these five elements. Like the last time we were in the emergency room, we treated the patient who was poisoned. Things that are cold and poisonous can be classified strictly according to the five elements, and they belong to 'water'."
"I use the six-flavored real fire to eliminate the root of the poison--the poisonous centipede first, and then disperse the toxins on the patient. water'.
Fang Dusha was startled when she heard this, it was the first time she heard such a truth in her life.She knows a little bit about Tai Chi and the Five Elements that Ye Dong mentioned earlier, but does this patient also have the Five Elements in his body?
Sun Qiang and his son also pricked up their ears and listened carefully to Director Ye's high-spirited speech. Although they didn't understand anything, they felt that Director Ye was very knowledgeable and profound.
Seeing Fang Dusha's puzzled expression, Ye Dong smiled and said: "A healthy body is actually a body with all the five elements. Metal, wood, water, fire, earth, one more or one less, more or less I don’t feel comfortable in the body at all. In fact, I don’t treat diseases for people. I just restore the proportion of the five elements in the patient’s body to a state of balance. This is what I drew on the paper for you , the truth to be clarified. This is also the priceless treasure of my great China --- Tai Chi, the principle of the balance of yin and yang."
After Ye Dong finished speaking, Fang Dusha frowned, thinking quietly.Ye Dong's words completely overturned her previous understanding of medicine.
In fact, this cannot be blamed on Fang Dusa, because what she received was the education of Western medicine.Western medicine is based on anatomy. After a disease is diagnosed, the treatment starts from the human organs.
However, the medical principles that Ye Dong talked about treat the human body as a whole. Whether it is Tai Chi or the five elements, they are not separated from the whole. The whole is about balance.This may be the biggest difference between Western medicine and Eastern medicine.
Seeing Fang Dusha quietly thinking about what she said, the corners of Ye Dong's mouth curled up slightly, and he said with a smile: "I know Director Fang, you are a top student who graduated from an Ivy League college in the United States, and some of my words may make you feel disgusted." But I have no intention of rejecting Western medicine at all, let alone advocating the idea of Chinese medicine. As long as it is a method that can cure diseases and save people, I support it."
Fang Dusha nodded slightly, Ye Dong's words seemed to make a little sense.
Ye Dong was secretly proud of himself. To deal with such an arrogant and staid cold beauty, it seemed that his move was really right this time.
"Director Ye, the chicken...the chicken is here."
Liu Xiaolan pushed the door open and walked in, her little face was blushing, and beads of sweat still hung on her smooth forehead.She came to Ye Dong's side with an old hen in her arms, her chest kept heaving, and she raised her pretty face and said, "Director Ye, this old hen is the owner of the restaurant next door, and it raises and lays eggs by itself. Listen She said the chicken would give birth to one every day at noon, but it was on time."
"Okay, very good." Ye Dong nodded.It seems that Liu Xiaolan ran to the restaurant next door, and she got on the way, and she got acquainted with the proprietress.
Ye Dong asked Liu Xiaolan to put the hen on his desk, then asked Sun Qiang's father to sit on his chair, and then he tapped on the hen, and the hen lay down on the table strangely.
At this time, Sun Qiang and Fang Dusha also gathered around the desk.
Ye Dong asked Liu Xiaolan to wash a towel, after it was sterilized, he took the towel and put it on the old man's head.Ye Dong held down the old hen with one hand, and pressed the old man's head with the other hand through the towel.The corners of Fon Dusha's ruddy mouth trembled, he... is he going to have an operation?
Sun Qiang also looked at Ye Dong's every move in disbelief. Although he had heard of how great Director Ye was, it was the first time he sought treatment from him.But what is Director Ye trying to do?It looks so strange.
Trying the strength with both hands, Ye Dong felt it a little bit, closed his eyes slightly, and whispered in his mouth: "Great Mercy and Great Compassion Guanyin Hand---Switch the beam!"
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the white towel on the old man's head actually started to steam, and the hen also blushed and had a thick neck.
The corners of Liu Xiaolan's mouth raised slightly, she knew that Director Ye had the best solution.It is estimated that the treatment method is borrowed from the chicken and the egg.
Fang Dusha's beautiful eyes widened, watching Ye Dong's every move without blinking.
witchcraft!This is totally witchcraft!
It is obviously a sorcery that disturbs people's hearts, but it is used by him to heal people's diseases.Just now he spoke in a glamorous manner, talking about Tai Chi, the Five Elements, and Chinese treasures. Those terms are completely deceptive.His original intention was actually to make himself appear superior to others, and behave differently.
After a while, Ye Dong withdrew his hands.He could feel that the operation was very successful, but he felt a strange feeling in himself, as if something was missing.
The white towel on the old man's head was still steaming.And the old hen with a blushing face and a thick neck, with a click, rolled out an egg from behind the chicken's buttocks.
Sure enough, she guessed right, Liu Xiaolan smiled coquettishly, and stretched out her hand to grab the egg, but the egg rolled on the table and slipped out from between Liu Xiaolan's fingers.
Snapped!
The egg fell to the ground.
All eyes in the room were on the broken egg.
"Tumor! It's actually a tumor!" Sun Qiang said in shock.
Although Liu Xiaolan was mentally prepared, she was still very surprised, which was too unbelievable.Director Ye actually swindled and transferred the brain tumor in the old man's head to this egg.
"Unfortunately, it hurt a young life." Ye Dong said with a bodhisattva's heart, "The old man's brain tumor has been taken out, you can go for an MRI to check it again. Alright, that's all for today. "
Fang Dusha stared at the broken egg seriously, and suddenly exclaimed, "Why is there a bullet inside?"
what! ?
This time, not only Sun Qiang, father and son, Liu Xiaolan, including Ye Dong, were a little surprised. He obviously had a brain tumor, so how could there be bullets?
All five of them squatted down. Liu Xiaolan took a pair of tweezers and gently peeled off the broken eggshell. As expected, there was a muscle tumor the size of a pigeon egg inside the eggshell.There was bright red blood oozing out around the muscle tumor, and beside the muscle tumor was a golden bullet.
Seeing this bullet, Ye Dong suddenly realized, no wonder he felt like something was missing from his body just now, it turned out to be the bullet embedded in his calf yesterday.
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