Mixed small peasants

Ma Xiaole looked at it again, and there was something wrong, this corn field seemed to belong to the fool.What to do with this, it just happened to be caught by Liu Shuying.

Ma Xiaole subconsciously hid the corn stalks behind her back, and confronted her bravely, "Auntie, why don't you come to the field to have a look?"

Liu Shuying smiled slightly, revealing two small dimples, "I'll pick some green bean pods, and Xiaokang wants to eat fried beans." Xiaokang is the real name of the idiot, and everyone calls him the idiot, because he talks and does things without thinking, and often makes jokes.Because of this matter, the second fool's father, Zhao Ruyi, has been discussing with Liu Shuying, and he has to be a little more shrewd.

"I see Xiaokang caught eel this morning, but he still eats fried beans?" Ma Xiaole smiled wickedly.

Liu Shuying also smiled and didn't answer. When she walked to her cornfield, she saw some traces, turned her head to look at Ma Xiaole, and pointed her finger, "Xiaole, have you harmed my corn again?"

Ma Xiaole blushed a little, but he was not too worried, because Liu Shuying was knowledgeable, at least Ma Xiaole thought so.Liu Shuying likes to pull her hair into a curl, neatly tied behind her head, and her face is also beautiful, especially when she smiles, she has two dimples. When Ma Xiaole sees her, she thinks of the young ladies in the courtyard on TV , are knowledgeable and well-mannered women.

"Auntie, I only shoveled one tree, just a small tree."

"What about the stick on it?"

"Throw it in the ground."

"Look, you didn't do harm, you took the stick home and cooked it, it's a pity to throw it away!" After Liu Shuying finished speaking, she bent down and entered the corn field.

The moment Liu Shuying bent over, Ma Xiaole remembered what her godmother Hu Aiying said, that Liu Shuying was convex in the front and thin in the back, which was true at all.Liu Shuying is not like a little girl, she has slender limbs, and her small waist is like a willow branch by the river. She shakes and shakes when she walks, and there are two big things in front, which are bulging, not at all like Zhang Xiuhua, the village chief woman. Small.When Ma Xiaole saw those female models on TV, she would always say to the fool, "If your mother wears so little clothes, she must look better than those women on TV." As soon as the fool heard this, he would say that his mother often wore so little.Every time at this time Ma Xiaole would ask with wide eyes when she was wearing so little clothes, and the second fool said when she was sleeping. "Does that look good?" Ma Xiaole would then ask.The second fool always blinked and shook his head after a long time. "Look how stupid you are, you don't even know how to look at something pretty!" Ma Xiaole would always say that.

After a while, Liu Shuying came out of the corn field, holding three big corn cobs in her hand, but she saw Ma Xiaole still standing on the ground, leaning on a shovel handle, lost in thought. "Xiao Le, have you lost your soul?" Liu Shuying said with a smile.

Ma Xiaole was stunned, and then smiled, "Auntie, you are the best woman in the village!"

Liu Shuying blushed when she heard this, "Little boy, what are you talking about, what do you know!"

"You are good-looking, and you don't swear." Ma Xiaole stared at Liu Shuying's chest without blinking, "If it was another woman, she would definitely scold me for ruining the crops, and maybe she would chase me for a while. "

"Hehe." Liu Shuying smiled, "Is that good?"

"That's it!" Ma Xiaole said, turning around and walking away while resisting the shovel.

When I walked to the orchard, the sun was already a pole high, and the scorching waves came and went, and the cicadas on the trees were so hot that "I know, I know..." I yelled desperately.Ma Xiaole squinted and looked at the treetops, "You know what a fart, you know what I want to do every day, you know what I want to do, I want to touch the idiot, don't you know?"

Ma Xiaole's voice was very loud, and she realized it after she finished speaking, she quickly shrank her neck and looked around, but fortunately no one was there, and then she got into the fruit tree row.

After digging for a while, Ma Xiaole began to sweat. He frowned and wiped the sweat from his forehead, sighed and started digging again.After repeating this three times, Ma Xiaole couldn't bear it anymore, threw the shovel on the ground, and sat down on the ridge, "Grandma, grandpa is exhausted!" After speaking, he went to take out a cigarette in his pocket, there was some cigarettes, but There was no fire, and he was so anxious that he kicked the ground.Unfortunately, he kicked a stone, which made him grin his teeth in pain.However, this kick also brought inspiration, Ma Xiaole's eyes lit up, picked up a stone and hit the shovel face with a "boom bang", and the head of the shovel fell off.

Ma Xiaole threw away the stone and laughed, "Ma Xiaole, Ma Xiaole, this shovel is broken, you still dig a ditch!" After speaking, he walked into the house with the head of the shovel in one hand and the handle in the other.

Walking to the door of the bamboo fence, the big yellow dog lying on the ground got up, stretched his waist, and looked at Ma Xiaole wagging his head and tail.Ma Xiaole took out the bread that Hu Aiying gave him in the morning from his pocket, tore off a piece and threw it to the big yellow dog, "Ah Huang, you are lucky to follow me, you can eat whatever I eat." The big yellow dog is really hungry He swallowed half of the cake in one gulp, and looked at Ma Xiaole eagerly.Ma Xiaole looked at the dog and at the cake, and threw them all to it.

Ma Xiaole entered the room, lay down on the mat, stretched comfortably, grabbed the "Zhouyi Suanjing" by the bedside and read it.He bought this book at a street stall when he went to the village to go to the market. He also asked the stall owner if he was interested, and the street stall owner gave him a sideways look and said yes.As a result, Ma Xiaole bought it, and when he sneaked back, he opened it and scolded, "The street stall guy who never dies, the book is full of ellipses, he lied to the dead!" But after reading a few pages, he couldn't put it down. The description in it It made his blood spurt.It was from then on that Ma Xiaole really became interested in women. He once vowed fiercely that he must try it like it was written in the book, to see if it was the unspeakable taste.As for that book, Ma Xiaole has flipped through it dozens of times, and the paper is limp. He always plans to buy a copy when he goes to a fair in the village someday.

Suddenly the big yellow dog barked ferociously, and Ma Xiaole knew that there must be someone new coming, so he hurriedly got up to have a look.It turned out to be an idiot, "Xiao Le Xiao Le!" The second idiot yelled desperately from a long distance away.

"What are you shouting for? I still shouted when I heard it." Ma Xiaole leaned against the bamboo fence door, watching the second fool running towards him sweating profusely.

"I won't tell you not to come out, your Ah Huang is very cruel to me." The second fool wiped his sweat, his little face was flushed with heat.

"You bring your Ah Hua here to let Ah Huang fuck, and I'm sure it won't be mean to you." Ma Xiaole had a smirk on his face.

"In that case, next time I will bring A'hua." The second fool smiled stupidly, "Uncle Chang Gen said in the morning that I can eat some fruits as I please, and now I am here!"

"Damn, I want to eat fruit. There aren't many of them. They're all in the garden, as you like. By the way, there's also watermelon, sweet." , so it is not ambiguous at all.

"Okay, then I'll go!" The fool turned around and ran towards the orchard.Don't look at this idiot's short-sightedness, but he still has brute force.Ma Xiaole rolled his eyes and stopped him, "Idiot, do you want to come to eat fruit every day?"

"Think about it!" Er Lengzi said happily.

"That's fine." Ma Xiaole pointed to the head and handle of the shovel on the ground, "Put the shovel on, and follow me to the ground to dig drainage ditches. Dig while eating fruit. I can let you eat every day."

When Er Lengzi heard that he could come and eat every day, he agreed wholeheartedly.

Ma Xiaole took Erlang into the orchard, first picked two big red apples for him to eat, then asked him to dig a drainage ditch, found a shade under a tree and lay down, swinging Erlang's legs leisurely.

At noon, a deep and straight drainage ditch was dug, and the second fool was sweating from exhaustion.Ma Xiaole was afraid that he would tell Liu Shuying when he went home, so he went to the melon field and picked a fragrant melon and handed it to the second idiot, saying, "Your idiot, you can't tell others about this, including your mother, because they will tell my godfather about it. , if my godfather knows, he will definitely not let you come, then you will not be able to eat the fruit!"

"Don't talk about it, what's the point of talking about it." The second fool chewed on the fragrant noodles, very satisfied.

"Then come tomorrow, dig a drainage ditch, and there will be melons and fruits waiting for you!" Ma Xiaole smiled triumphantly.

"Come, of course, why don't you come here if you have something delicious, you're not stupid!" The second fool rolled his eyes, and Ma Xiaole couldn't help laughing, "Okay, okay, it's settled, you can go back first .”

Er Lengzi patted his stomach and left contentedly.Ma Xiaole went back to the house to tidy up, closed the door and walked towards the village. The banquet at the village secretary's house was still waiting for him.