Mixed small peasants
[185] Ridiculous
Hearing this, Ji Yuanhua showed an aura on his face, the aura of a savior who can hold other people's lives.
"Major Feng, what do you think?" Ji Yuanhua looked at Feng Yishan proudly.
"Look, you can watch it if you want, but you have to tell why." Feng Yishan, who was waiting for the truth to come out, seemed very excited.
"Of course!" Ji Yuanhua went around Ma Xiaole, walked to the bed, and dragged out from the bottom of the bed the pair of brown leather shoes that Ma Xiaole stayed on all day.
Ma Xiaole was struggling with his feet in slippers, and looked at Feng Yishan in a daze.
Feng Yishan's eyes on him gradually turned cold.
Ma Xiaole's heart continued to heat up.
Ji Yuanhua held Ma Xiaole's shoes, and with a smile that was about to impress life and death, he slowly turned the shoes over, put them under the 30-watt incandescent light bulb, and carefully examined them.
Feng Yishan finally couldn't bear it and walked over.
The smile on Ji Yuanhua's face was a little stiff, he helped his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and moved closer, the tip of his nose almost touched the sole of his shoes.
There was nothing on the soles but a layer of black cinders.
"Look, I didn't steal the coal from the tea stove room." Ma Xiaole chuckled, "I went to fetch two bottles of water, but I didn't take anything else. The cinders on the soles of my shoes can be considered stealing? You are so serious What are you doing?"
"I'm not looking at your cinders." Ji Yuanhua threw away his shoes angrily, and looked at Feng Yishan in frustration.Feng Yishan's face was smiling, he was enjoying himself, it seemed that Wu Yihong and Ma Xiaole were really fine.
Seeing that Ji Yuanhua dropped a shoe and stopped moving, Ma Xiaole was very disappointed.
After a moment of hesitation, Ma Xiaole also walked to the window and kicked the other shoe under the bed intentionally or unintentionally.
Such a small action seemed to ignite Ji Yuanhua's infinite hope again, and he bent down to take it again.
"Come on, what is this!" Ma Xiaole stopped Ji Yuanhua and refused to let him take it.
"There must be something wrong with this one, there must be something wrong!" Ji Yuanhua shouted excitedly, wanting to bypass Ma Xiaole to get it.But Ma Xiaole didn't let him succeed, he refused to stop him.
Ma Xiaole's unexpected performance made even Feng Yishan suspicious. "Ma Xiaole, what's going on, Ji Yuanhua can just take a look."
"No, Township Chief Feng, you can't look at this shoe." Ma Xiaole pretended to be anxious, with beads of sweat oozing from his forehead.
"Why can't I watch it!" Ji Yuanhua felt that his turning point was on this shoe, bent down obstinately, reached out from Ma Xiaole's leg, and hooked the shoe over.
Turning it over and looking, I was overjoyed. There was really a group of yellow things sticking there in the depression between the heel and the sole.
"Major Feng, we have it!" Ji Yuanhua tremblingly took the shoes under the light bulb and took a closer look.
"Damn, aren't you bullying too much!" Ma Xiaole took advantage of Ji Yuanhua's inattention, and poked the back of Ji Yuanhua's head violently.
Ji Yuanhua stretched his head forward, and the tip of his nose hit the yellow sticky thing heavily.Ji Yuanhua didn't care about himself, and ran up to Feng Yishan with his shoes, "Major Feng, look, what is this?!" Ji Yuanhua completely put himself in a state of selflessness.
But Feng Yishan didn't, his sense of taste was normal.
When Ji Yuanhua brought the shoes to his face, he clearly smelled an extremely disgusting stench.
"Suck!" Feng Yishan sniffed his nose twice, his complexion changed suddenly.
"Ji Yuanhua, you!" Feng Yishan pushed away Ji Yuanhua's hand, trembling with anger, with a pained expression on his face, "You are so fucking crazy!"
The contrast was too great, Ji Yuanhua was stimulated, and all sensory functions were restored.
Ji Yuanhua smelled a stench that almost made his stomach turn over.
Shit smell!
The smell of feces from middle-aged men!
If you want to talk about shit and urine, that's different, and there's something else to say.First of all, the smell of feces and urine of children is not strong, as the saying goes, "Child pee, glutinous rice soup; child feces, sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance"; secondly, the smell of feces and urine of women is not as strong as that of men; thirdly, the smell of feces and urine of men is middle-aged and elderly men The taste is heavy.
Ma Xiaole got the excrement and urine of this adult man on the sole of his shoe on purpose!During the day, he saw Lao Wang squatting on the fifth latrine, defecating, so he picked a little bit and wiped it on the soles of his shoes.He estimated that Ji Yuanhua would bring Feng Yishan to Xingshi to hold him accountable, and he intended to make Ji Yuanhua whole like this.
"I say don't watch it, you have to watch it!" Ma Xiaole looked at the handful of stinky yellow feces on Ji Yuanhua's nose, and suppressed a smile, "I accidentally stepped on the stinky feces when I went to the latrine at night. That wicked man left the shit at the door!"
Ji Yuanhua's lips trembled, tears rolled in his eyes.
Feng Yishan, who was standing next to him, couldn't take it any longer. He was about to turn over the wine he drank at night, "Ji Yuanhua, you're fucking eating shit! You haven't cleaned your nose yet!"
When Ji Yuanhua heard this, he nodded again and again, "Oh." He raised his sleeve and wiped it.
"You!" Feng Yishan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "You're stupid!" I really regret coming with Ji Yuanhua. In normal times, he would never follow Ji Yuanhua to catch rape!So what if you catch it?Is it that you are glorious?
Regret, I really regret it!Feng Yishan's eyes on Ji Yuanhua changed.
Ma Xiaole took a look, um, the timing is just right.
At that moment, Ma Xiaole showed a burst of uncontrollable anger, took out a cigarette and lit it himself, walked up to Ji Yuanhua, pointed with his finger, "Ji Yuanhua, you underestimated Township Chief Feng, what do you think?" Helping Zhuang Zhongxin to engage Township Chief Feng, there is no need to make such a bad move!"
As soon as these words were said, Feng Yishan was stunned, and even Ji Yuanhua was stunned.
"What are you in a daze for?" Ma Xiaole yelled and danced in front of Ji Yuanhua, "You're embarrassing Township Chief Feng! I know who gave you such a bad idea!"
Ji Yuanhua has completely lost his arrogance, and said embarrassingly, "I, what's wrong with me, what a bad idea is not a bad idea!"
"Talk back!" Ma Xiaole pretended to be a lunatic, and yelled hysterically, "Don't think I don't know, what did you and Secretary Zhuang talk about in the private room behind the cafeteria? You have to show Township Chief Feng what you said. Look, let him lose face unconsciously, tell me, is there such a thing!"
The shock caused by these words was Feng Yishan the most.The struggle between him and Zhuang Zhongxin has always been undercurrents, they secretly compete with each other, and their teeth are itchy with hatred, now hearing what Ma Xiaole said, they are not angry at all!
Ji Yuanhua was in such an embarrassing situation, being framed by Ma Xiaole, he couldn't tell for a while.
"Absurd! Absurd!" Feng Yishan couldn't stand any longer, roared twice, turned and left.
"Major Feng, what do you think?" Ji Yuanhua looked at Feng Yishan proudly.
"Look, you can watch it if you want, but you have to tell why." Feng Yishan, who was waiting for the truth to come out, seemed very excited.
"Of course!" Ji Yuanhua went around Ma Xiaole, walked to the bed, and dragged out from the bottom of the bed the pair of brown leather shoes that Ma Xiaole stayed on all day.
Ma Xiaole was struggling with his feet in slippers, and looked at Feng Yishan in a daze.
Feng Yishan's eyes on him gradually turned cold.
Ma Xiaole's heart continued to heat up.
Ji Yuanhua held Ma Xiaole's shoes, and with a smile that was about to impress life and death, he slowly turned the shoes over, put them under the 30-watt incandescent light bulb, and carefully examined them.
Feng Yishan finally couldn't bear it and walked over.
The smile on Ji Yuanhua's face was a little stiff, he helped his glasses on the bridge of his nose, and moved closer, the tip of his nose almost touched the sole of his shoes.
There was nothing on the soles but a layer of black cinders.
"Look, I didn't steal the coal from the tea stove room." Ma Xiaole chuckled, "I went to fetch two bottles of water, but I didn't take anything else. The cinders on the soles of my shoes can be considered stealing? You are so serious What are you doing?"
"I'm not looking at your cinders." Ji Yuanhua threw away his shoes angrily, and looked at Feng Yishan in frustration.Feng Yishan's face was smiling, he was enjoying himself, it seemed that Wu Yihong and Ma Xiaole were really fine.
Seeing that Ji Yuanhua dropped a shoe and stopped moving, Ma Xiaole was very disappointed.
After a moment of hesitation, Ma Xiaole also walked to the window and kicked the other shoe under the bed intentionally or unintentionally.
Such a small action seemed to ignite Ji Yuanhua's infinite hope again, and he bent down to take it again.
"Come on, what is this!" Ma Xiaole stopped Ji Yuanhua and refused to let him take it.
"There must be something wrong with this one, there must be something wrong!" Ji Yuanhua shouted excitedly, wanting to bypass Ma Xiaole to get it.But Ma Xiaole didn't let him succeed, he refused to stop him.
Ma Xiaole's unexpected performance made even Feng Yishan suspicious. "Ma Xiaole, what's going on, Ji Yuanhua can just take a look."
"No, Township Chief Feng, you can't look at this shoe." Ma Xiaole pretended to be anxious, with beads of sweat oozing from his forehead.
"Why can't I watch it!" Ji Yuanhua felt that his turning point was on this shoe, bent down obstinately, reached out from Ma Xiaole's leg, and hooked the shoe over.
Turning it over and looking, I was overjoyed. There was really a group of yellow things sticking there in the depression between the heel and the sole.
"Major Feng, we have it!" Ji Yuanhua tremblingly took the shoes under the light bulb and took a closer look.
"Damn, aren't you bullying too much!" Ma Xiaole took advantage of Ji Yuanhua's inattention, and poked the back of Ji Yuanhua's head violently.
Ji Yuanhua stretched his head forward, and the tip of his nose hit the yellow sticky thing heavily.Ji Yuanhua didn't care about himself, and ran up to Feng Yishan with his shoes, "Major Feng, look, what is this?!" Ji Yuanhua completely put himself in a state of selflessness.
But Feng Yishan didn't, his sense of taste was normal.
When Ji Yuanhua brought the shoes to his face, he clearly smelled an extremely disgusting stench.
"Suck!" Feng Yishan sniffed his nose twice, his complexion changed suddenly.
"Ji Yuanhua, you!" Feng Yishan pushed away Ji Yuanhua's hand, trembling with anger, with a pained expression on his face, "You are so fucking crazy!"
The contrast was too great, Ji Yuanhua was stimulated, and all sensory functions were restored.
Ji Yuanhua smelled a stench that almost made his stomach turn over.
Shit smell!
The smell of feces from middle-aged men!
If you want to talk about shit and urine, that's different, and there's something else to say.First of all, the smell of feces and urine of children is not strong, as the saying goes, "Child pee, glutinous rice soup; child feces, sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance"; secondly, the smell of feces and urine of women is not as strong as that of men; thirdly, the smell of feces and urine of men is middle-aged and elderly men The taste is heavy.
Ma Xiaole got the excrement and urine of this adult man on the sole of his shoe on purpose!During the day, he saw Lao Wang squatting on the fifth latrine, defecating, so he picked a little bit and wiped it on the soles of his shoes.He estimated that Ji Yuanhua would bring Feng Yishan to Xingshi to hold him accountable, and he intended to make Ji Yuanhua whole like this.
"I say don't watch it, you have to watch it!" Ma Xiaole looked at the handful of stinky yellow feces on Ji Yuanhua's nose, and suppressed a smile, "I accidentally stepped on the stinky feces when I went to the latrine at night. That wicked man left the shit at the door!"
Ji Yuanhua's lips trembled, tears rolled in his eyes.
Feng Yishan, who was standing next to him, couldn't take it any longer. He was about to turn over the wine he drank at night, "Ji Yuanhua, you're fucking eating shit! You haven't cleaned your nose yet!"
When Ji Yuanhua heard this, he nodded again and again, "Oh." He raised his sleeve and wiped it.
"You!" Feng Yishan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "You're stupid!" I really regret coming with Ji Yuanhua. In normal times, he would never follow Ji Yuanhua to catch rape!So what if you catch it?Is it that you are glorious?
Regret, I really regret it!Feng Yishan's eyes on Ji Yuanhua changed.
Ma Xiaole took a look, um, the timing is just right.
At that moment, Ma Xiaole showed a burst of uncontrollable anger, took out a cigarette and lit it himself, walked up to Ji Yuanhua, pointed with his finger, "Ji Yuanhua, you underestimated Township Chief Feng, what do you think?" Helping Zhuang Zhongxin to engage Township Chief Feng, there is no need to make such a bad move!"
As soon as these words were said, Feng Yishan was stunned, and even Ji Yuanhua was stunned.
"What are you in a daze for?" Ma Xiaole yelled and danced in front of Ji Yuanhua, "You're embarrassing Township Chief Feng! I know who gave you such a bad idea!"
Ji Yuanhua has completely lost his arrogance, and said embarrassingly, "I, what's wrong with me, what a bad idea is not a bad idea!"
"Talk back!" Ma Xiaole pretended to be a lunatic, and yelled hysterically, "Don't think I don't know, what did you and Secretary Zhuang talk about in the private room behind the cafeteria? You have to show Township Chief Feng what you said. Look, let him lose face unconsciously, tell me, is there such a thing!"
The shock caused by these words was Feng Yishan the most.The struggle between him and Zhuang Zhongxin has always been undercurrents, they secretly compete with each other, and their teeth are itchy with hatred, now hearing what Ma Xiaole said, they are not angry at all!
Ji Yuanhua was in such an embarrassing situation, being framed by Ma Xiaole, he couldn't tell for a while.
"Absurd! Absurd!" Feng Yishan couldn't stand any longer, roared twice, turned and left.
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