80 military doctor's little wife

He quickly put ten yuan in his pocket, which was his food expenses for at least three days. When he looked at the table again, there were many dishes on the table, and basically he didn't eat anything. Even the fish had half a day to go. He couldn't help swallowing his saliva, quickly took chopsticks and ate his own fried cabbage.

After dinner, he also needs to receive military training clothes, which means military training. Freshmen want military training, while sophomores basically need a week to get to school. At this time, many of the early students didn't go back, or they were directly working here, or they came to be volunteers. Most of them didn't arrive.

In the evening, the freshmen have already put on the military training uniform, and Zhang Yong'an put on the military training uniform. He is obviously ordinary in appearance and figure, but he feels that he is a superior.

When the instructor asked people to perform, Zhang Yongan volunteered to come forward. Although he was not good at other things, his singing was very good, especially the singing of Liu Tianwang. All the people who had heard him sing said that he could sing the flavor of Liu Tianwang. Of course, he thought so.

He went up, and just as he was about to raise his voice, he heard a poof, accompanied by a bad smell.

And at this time, all the people were in a daze.

You look at me, I look at you, but I don't know where this unexpected fart came from, and who let it out?

Another pop, this time the sound of collapse, is also more smelly.

The people at the bottom still didn't respond. Then it was like a few puffs. It was just a series of serial farts, and it was also accompanied by jieqin,

"Poop, poop... Poop..."

The voice was loud and smelly, and even the instructor was stunned.

This classmate, this is the program you want to perform, and his words have not finished yet, and his response is puff fart.

Zhang Yongan's face turned red, but the sound of puff almost never stopped. He held his head and ran into the toilet instead of farting.

But even so, you can still hear the sound from the outside of the toilet.

It seems that even the air at this time has a strong smell of killing people, and it starts from the sound of puff.

When Tang Yuxin came over the next day, he heard the voice of my primary school sister in the dormitory, saying, what happened in the military training.

"Sister Yu Xin, you don't know how funny it is..." Ma Tiantian thought of that time and laughed with a stomachache. "Our square array is just on the side of the computer department. At that time, the instructor asked us to perform together. There was a boy with a square face. No, he shouldn't be called a boy. He looked so old."

"Well, it's very old," Cheng Xue nodded. "It's not like she's in her twenties, it's like she's in her thirties."

Ma rubbed his stomach every day, which was about to die of laughing pain. Then he continued. The examiner asked the boy to go up to the show. Originally, we thought he was going to sing, and the posture was all in memory. Guess what happened?

"What's the matter?" In fact, Tang Yu already knew about it. Naturally, she knew the result of her own medicine.

"Ha ha..." Ma fell down on his bed every day with a smile. "The boy posed and raised his voice. As a result, everyone heard a poop. The man farted. As a result, one farted. But he puffed for several times. Finally, he ran to the toilet and everyone could still hear him."

I don't know what it was like to laugh at them.

They've seen all kinds of programs, but it's the first time that they've seen a program with their butt. That's so funny.

Tang Yuxin gently raised the corner of her lips, she did not laugh, but others are laughing some happy.

She just wanted to know how shameless Zhang Yong'an could be, and whether he would be a fool like Tang Yuxin, who would support him and raise a white eyed wolf in his whole life.

Tang Yu doesn't have time to come to school. She is in her own small courtyard. On weekdays, she reads books, takes care of her new flowers and plants, and then uses disinfectant. In fact, there is not much time left. In less than half a year, she still needs to spend more time. Of course, she also travels all over the traditional Chinese medicine market in Kyoto to find the herbs she wants, Although she does not have the ability to cure the epidemic, but at least, can let people around to prevent.

A small house in the fourth hospital is full of disinfectant and other things. If these things are put in the ordinary time, they will be enough for her to use for several years. However, in her opinion, these quantities may not last for a month, because they are too much. Disinfectant is used in the dormitory every day, and it is also used when people wash their hands, It's all a bottle in a few days, not to mention the SARS that lasted for nearly a year, and Kyoto is still the hardest hit area.

A week later, the whole freshman's military training is over. This military training is still the same as before, except that a farting student is famous for the whole school. It has become a joke for people for a long time, and it is also a shame for those who live in the same dormitory with Zhang Yongan.

"Do you think he is ill?" A boy pulled his roommate, after Zhang Yongan went out, this is complaining, "every day is God, eat early or late, what is this to do?"

"Who knows what he's going to do?" Roommate wiped his face, "don't mention him to me, mention me disgusting."

"What happened to him?" Boys know that Zhang Yong'an's popularity is not very good, too stingy is also love to haggle, a piece of rotten rubber, is also used for a long time, lost the pen, are to turn over the whole dormitory can not, but also let them take things out one by one, this is not sick, this is what? A rotten pen, with such a stir, almost turned the whole dormitory upside down.

"What else?" My roommate was disgusted when he mentioned that, "when he came the first day, I was kind enough to help him carry his luggage. He sneezed and sprayed my nose on my face."

"Ha ha..."

Boys listen to the direct smile fell on the bed, but also hard to beat the bed board.

Talent, talent, talent, this is talent.

Tang Yuxin changed his white coat. This semester, they are going to start the student's anatomy.