80s: Daughter-in-law Is Sweet and Sassy (My 80's Wife Is Sweet And Cool)

After Chu Qiao and the others walked away, these aunties all talked in low voices, their voices gradually getting louder.

"Xiao Chu's waist is so thin that I can pinch it with both hands. She is definitely not pregnant." An aunt said with certainty.

She had just measured Chu Qiao's waist with her eyes. It was at most one foot eight, and no more.

Chu Qiao wore a green dress today, which was tied at the waist. Her waist was as slender as a willow, and she really didn't look like a pregnant woman.

The other aunties nodded in agreement, "I'm definitely not pregnant. It seems that Gu Ye's child is really useless."

"Looking at the tall and handsome man, why can't he do it?"

"I told you no before, but you still don't believe it. If your body is damaged, do you still need to go to the hospital to see a urologist?"

The aunt who said this was the same one who saw Gu Ye and his son in the urology department of the hospital last time. She was also the one who spread the word in the compound that Gu Ye had a hidden illness, making Gu Ye's reputation for incompetence spread far and wide throughout the compound.

Several aunts sighed together, feeling very sympathetic to Gu Ye. What a good young man, but he had such a fatal disease. What a sin.

"Look, I'm afraid this young couple won't live long together. With Xiao Chu's appearance, even if he gets divorced, he can still find a good partner. He will definitely not stick to Gu Ye for the rest of his life."

"We'll be divorced in two years at most. The man's health is useless and he can't do things well. No woman can bear it. You can't blame Xiao Chu."

Several aunts even calculated the date of Gu Ye's divorce, and they spoke with pity. Although they sympathized with Gu Ye, they still couldn't stop their gossip, and they just waited for Gu Ye and Chu Qiao to divorce.

Chu Qiao was unaware of these discussions. She had already arrived home. In the yard, the old man was killing fish. There was a lobster waving its large claws in the big basin, and some ice cubes were placed to keep the lobster alive.

"Grandpa, what is this?" Dabao and Xiaobao squatted down curiously. This was the first time they saw such a big shrimp.

"Your aunt cooked and ate the lobsters in the sea."

The old man said with a smile that this lobster was distributed by the compound, and every old leader had it. The compound would distribute things every now and then, and they were all good things. It was difficult to buy them in the market.

Chu Qiao gestured at the lobster with her hand. It was more than a foot long and quite big. Then she smiled and said, "This is delicious when steamed, but it needs to be cleaned."

"You tell me, I'll do it."

The old man took the initiative to take care of it. If these big pliers were used to clamp it, the daughter-in-law's hand would probably be broken.

"I'll do it."

Chu Qiao yawned. She was already sleepy in the car just now, and she became even sleepier after walking all the way. Her eyelids were a bit unable to open.

"I'll do it, I'll do it. Just tell me how to do it. You look so sleepy, go to sleep!"

Chu Qiao yawned again, tears streaming down her face, but she still felt uneasy about the old man handling the lobster. Don't ruin such a good lobster.

Then he asked: "Where is mom?"

"She went to your Aunt Wang's house to pick green beans. Don't worry, it's just a shrimp. I'll definitely fix it." The old man was a little unhappy and actually looked down on him.

He can even handle the cannon to make it obedient, but how can a small lobster handle it?

Chu Qiao couldn't hold it any longer. After she got pregnant, she slept whenever she wanted. She could fall asleep standing up, and handling the lobsters was not troublesome. She just brushed them clean, let them urinate, and steamed them in a pot.

"Dad, use a brush to clean it, even the pliers."

"It's already been brushed. Your mother did it."

Chu Qiao looked at it and found that it was indeed quite clean, so she said, "When you steam it in the pot, put the urine in it. Only put it in when it is steamed. That way it will be fresher."

"Pee?"

The old man is a little confused. Why do you have to urinate when steaming lobster?

What is this operation?

Do southerners eat vegetables so wildly?

But when he thought about a certain southern city where even centipedes and scorpions were eaten, the old man felt at ease. There was nothing that southerners couldn't eat. I heard that there was a place where eggs were boiled in urine. It seemed to be somewhere near Shanghai.

"I know, pee before steaming."

The old man responded gruffly, this is very simple.

"Dad, do you know how to release urine?"

"Don't you know this? Isn't it just peeing?"

The old man is not happy. His daughter-in-law is really despising his intelligence. How can he not know how to do such a childish thing?

Chu Qiao didn't think much about it. Although the old man was from the north, he had lived in Shanghai for decades, and Lin Yulan was a local in Shanghai. She must have eaten lobster a lot, so she should know how to urinate.

She had been yawning all day long, her eyes were misty, and she didn't notice the old man's strange expression. She yawned and said, "You must let it go, otherwise it won't taste good. I'm going to bed."

"Go on, go to bed early at night and don't watch TV until midnight. Your work and rest schedule is too irregular."

The old man couldn't help but say a few words. It was only the morning and he was so sleepy. His daughter-in-law must have been watching TV until midnight last night. This was not playing the piano randomly.

Work during the day and sleep at night. This is a rule passed down from ancient times, but now it is all messed up. Many people sleep during the day and work at night. It is a mess. It is strange that the body can be healthy.

Chu Qiao had already gone back to her room. She didn't hear the old man's nagging and fell asleep as soon as she got on the bed. She had no idea about the old man's dirty tricks outside.

The old man caught the lobster, rinsed it with water, put water in the big pot, and then kept looking at Dabao and Xiaobao. The two brothers felt very nervous and suspected that grandpa wanted to steam them.

"Which of you has peed?"

The brothers were a little shy and shook their heads together.

The old man frowned, he couldn't let him go if he didn't pee, right?

It's better for a boy to urinate, but for him to take a lot of supplements, he's an old man, so it definitely won't work.

"Go and drink water. Drink more. Your aunt said you have to pee to make it taste better."

The old man dragged the two brothers to drink water, and Heidou followed happily.

The two brothers each drank a large glass of water, and finally peeed. To be safe, the old man took the grain essence from the two brothers, filled half the basin, and poured it all into the pot. Then he covered it with satisfaction, and the fire began to steam. .

The lobster this time will definitely be delicious.

Dabao and Xiaobao covered their noses and looked at each other with disgust. They were no longer interested in lobsters. They didn't want to eat their brother's urine.

It stinks.

Lin Yulan came back with a basket of green beans. When she saw that the lobster in the basin was gone, she asked, "Did you steam the lobster?"

"Um."

The old man looked up and asked unhappily: "Why does it take so long to pick green beans?"

It was just in the compound, only a few minutes' walk away, but it took an hour to pick. He suspected that his wife was using the excuse of picking green beans to be lazy and leave the work to him alone.

"I chatted with Mrs. Wang for a while. Her vegetables are growing really well. I also picked a lot of bitter melons. I will plant them next year too."

Lin Yulan was extremely envious. The vegetables grown at home were much fresher than those bought in the market.

The old man snorted, "Don't you want to plant flowers? Just buy whatever vegetables you want, there's no need to plant them."

In the past, he had pulled out his radish seedlings and planted those useless roses, a prodigal old woman.