A bag of beans, a pack of cigarettes, and a day of control by the Otsutsuki God

From time to time, they would ask people who had recently come down how life was going up there. If the feedback they got was "nothing is going to work anymore", then Naruto and Sasuke would temporarily return to the world and go up to inspect it.

If the answer is "pretty good," everyone can continue playing and dancing.

Occasionally, Goku Tokigawa would come here to ask Naruto for help. Goku Tokigō himself was also a brave and resourceful man, but this did not mean that his brain would always be sufficient.

Sometimes, when Goku Tokigami feels that something is very difficult and cannot be solved by strength alone, he will think of Naruto, and then come here to ask for help from this external brain.

He is now more and more able to understand why his super-universe self looks so happy.

There is an external brain to help you think. All you have to do is use your favorite strengths and exert all your strength. How can you have troubles in such a life?

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Next, I'm going to write a prequel to Naruto in the Dragon Ball world.

Speaking of which, I suddenly came up with the idea tonight that if Naruto had brought the Kyuubi through it, the story would probably be more interesting.

In the Muji era, when the combat power was still less than a hundred, little Goku and little Naruto battled wits and courage with the Red Ribbon Army. In a hurry, one turned into a gorilla, the other into a giant fox, and they became a zoo combination on the spot ()

PS: The story starting here is the prequel to this story, which is what happened when Naruto traveled to the Dragon Ball world.

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In a dense and lush forest, the black-haired Naruto opened his eyes here.

"here it is....?"

His head was dazed and a little unclear. It took him a long time to come back to his senses and start thinking about what he had experienced.

He remembered that he picked up a carton of milk from the refrigerator at night and felt that the taste was a little strange when he drank it. However, because it was iced, the strange taste was not obvious. Naruto fell asleep without much thought.

In the middle of the night, he began to feel something was wrong with his stomach. He felt dizzy, tossed and turned on the bed, and felt like vomiting. Slowly, he felt that his limbs were a little stiff, and then...and then he appeared in the bed as soon as he opened his eyes. Here it is.

"What's going on? Am I under a genjutsu?" Naruto scratched his head subconsciously. Unexpectedly, when he lowered his hand and glanced, he found that the hair he grabbed was black.

Before he could think about the reason, there was a sudden rustling sound in the grass nearby, and then a huge bear poked its head out of it.

At this moment, Naruto felt that his scalp was numb and the hairs all over his body stood on end.

Regardless of whether it's an illusion or not, he can't feed the bears here!

Naruto subconsciously wanted to run, but a young boy of his size seemed to have no advantage in front of such a ferocious beast.

"No way, let's take a gamble!" Naruto formed seals with his hands and tried hard to use his completely unskilled ninjutsu: "Clone Technique!"

This is the most basic ninjutsu taught in ninja schools. It can only create a clone that is exactly the same as oneself. However, the clone does not have the ability to actually fight and can only be used to confuse the enemy.

Perhaps it was the life and death crisis that inspired Naruto's potential. The clone technique that had failed many times was successfully used this time, releasing a clone that was exactly the same as his original body.

Naruto was overjoyed and quickly turned around and ran away. The clone technique did not have actual combat capabilities, but it could still be done by helping him delay a little.

He stepped forward and ran as hard as he could, and it wasn't long before he felt a fishy smell coming from behind.

"It's over, I've been caught up!" Naruto's heart sank. Is he going to confess here?

"Ha!" Hearing a strong gust of wind, Naruto felt a shock in his ears. He turned around and saw that the bear's huge body hit the big tree like a cannonball, and the one who made it fly backwards was a A boy about the same height as Naruto.

I saw that he was wearing a blue-purple martial arts uniform, a pair of blue pants and black training shoes, a white belt around his waist, and a stick tied to his back. In addition, he had a very eye-catching tail behind his butt, like The tail of an ape like a monkey.

He had just kicked the bear away, and it looked very relaxed.

"Awesome!" Naruto couldn't help but his eyes lit up, it seemed like he was saved this time.

The boy completely ignored Naruto and walked straight towards the bear. The bear had just eaten him and was already unconscious. The boy took out the stick from his back and hit the bear on the head with the stick, killing it. Then with a wave of his little arms, he actually raised the bear directly above his head, and was about to leave with the bear on his back.

"Hey!" Naruto hurriedly stepped forward.

At the moment, he had no idea where he was. There were probably a lot of wild beasts in this forest, and the boy in front of him was obviously capable of splitting tigers and leopards apart. Naruto felt that it would be safer if he followed him.

After being stopped by him, the young man turned his head to look at Naruto belatedly, with big doubts in his small eyes: "Huh? Aren't you a monster?"

"Youkai?" Naruto looked at himself strangely. How did he look like a monster?

"I'm human."

"Human?" The young man looked Naruto up and down in confusion: "You seem to be really human. I haven't seen anyone in many years."

He walked behind Naruto and looked at Naruto's butt: "Why don't you have a tail?"

"Normal people shouldn't have tails..." Naruto began to wonder what kind of place he had come to where demons were rampant.

"How did you get here?"

"I don't know either." Naruto scratched his head: "I drank a box of milk that tasted strange and came here..."

"Milk?" The boy tilted his head and looked at Naruto, seemingly not understanding what it was.

"I don't know the specific situation, can I ask what your name is?"

"My name is Goku, Son Goku."

"Okay, my name is Uzumaki Naruto dadebayo~"

"Your name is Uzumaki Naruto dadebayo?"

"Ahem, it's Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto controlled himself and cancelled his habit.

Seeing that the boy seemed very simple, Naruto didn't beat around the bush with him, but said directly: "I don't know where this place is, and I can't handle the crisis here. Can I stay with you? If there is anything I can help with, I will do my best."

"Can't you beat them?" Little Goku pointed at the big bear that he captured with one arm.

"Uh... there's absolutely no way." Naruto admitted awkwardly.

His physical training course is not up to standard, and he has almost no ninjutsu or illusion. If he were an excellent student like Sasuke, he would definitely be able to deal with this situation.

"Okay, but if there is one more person tonight, I have to get more food. Come with me."

Little Goku looked at the big bear on his back and seemed to think that this thing would not be enough to eat tonight, so he carried the big bear and led Naruto to the river.

"Do you want to catch some fish?" Naruto saw that the river here was not very turbulent, so he volunteered: "I will catch fish!"

Without waiting for Goku to speak, Naruto took off his coat and dived into the river.

He originally thought that the ecological environment here is so good, and the fish below must be very fat and numerous.

He was right. The ecological environment here is indeed good, so good that a fish is two meters long.

Naruto dived down, and the two-meter-long fish below turned its head and saw him. Its eyes suddenly lit up, and it opened its bloody mouth, revealing a mouthful of fangs - obviously, it was a carnivore.

Without time to think, Naruto swam up at the fastest speed in his life, and the moment he jumped out of the water, he shouted at the top of his voice: "GOKU!!!!!!"

Then, the huge piranha jumped out of the water, with its bloody mouth pointing directly at Naruto.

Fortunately, Wukong was quick-witted and kicked the big fish to the shore, and the fish stopped moving on the spot.

"You are awesome, I can't catch any fish recently." Little Wukong gave Naruto a big thumbs up.

"Do you usually catch this kind of fish??" Naruto almost dropped his jaw in shock.

"Yes, it's delicious, not many bones, and the meat is also delicious." Little Wukong ignored the big fish's fangs with an innocent look.

Naruto was stunned. The big fish's mouth was like a bathtub. It could swallow him whole. Wukong usually eats this thing for dinner?

At this moment, Naruto once again felt that his behavior of following Wukong was correct. This world was obviously full of demons. There were two-meter-long piranhas in a small river. If he wanted to venture into the forest alone, even a Contra with thirty lives would not be able to do it.

Little Wukong completely ignored Naruto's shock. He carried the big bear in one hand and the piranha in the other, and ran home happily.

Naruto hurried to catch up with him. Unexpectedly, Wukong was still walking fast with two prey weighing nearly a ton. Naruto almost couldn't catch up with him.

Wukong's home is located on the top of the mountain. From a distance, it looks like a small pavilion with a wall, square and upright.

Following Wukong in, the furnishings inside were also very simple, with an old small bed, a small table one meter wide, a simple small cabinet, a wooden door with a blessing on it, some cleaning supplies such as brooms behind the door, and some dried chilies hanging on the wall.

The only thing that caught my attention was a fist-sized bead wrapped in cloth on the cabinet, warm orange and crystal clear, even slightly glowing, and you could clearly see four star patterns inside the bead, which made people feel that it was a valuable treasure at first glance.

Wukong chopped some firewood with his fists and feet, then skewered the bear and the fish on a wooden stick, and started a fire and started roasting them directly.

"Do you usually eat like this???" Naruto was once again shocked by Wukong's way of eating both meat and vegetables.

"Ah? What else?" Wukong scratched his head.

"You should at least clean up the internal organs and fur!"

"Do I need to clean them up?"

"Of course I need to!"

Although Naruto himself never cooks, as a normal person, he still has some cooking knowledge.

Goku didn't understand why, but with the idea of ​​giving it a try, he cleaned up the internal organs of the prey under Naruto's guidance, then simply washed it and put it on the fire to roast.

Naruto noticed that there were some seasonings on the cabinet in the house that looked like they had been there for a long time, all of which were simple salt and chili powder.

"Does anyone else live here?"

Naruto guessed that Goku had no cooking knowledge at all, and it was unlikely that he got these salt and chili powder. The most likely possibility was that there was another resident here, but judging from the degree of storage of these salt and chili powder, it was estimated that that person had long been gone.

"I used to have my grandfather, but he has passed away."

When talking about his grandfather, Goku's cheerful and sunny face finally showed some depressed expressions.

"Is that so." Naruto roughly understood: "Where are your parents?"

"I don't know. I was thrown into the mountains when I was very young, and it was my grandfather who picked me up."

"Then we really share the same suffering." Naruto approached Goku and said: "I don't know who my parents are. From childhood to adulthood, my only elder is the third-generation grandfather."

"Do you have a grandfather too?"

"Well, he is a very kind and lustful old man. He would visit me from time to time and treat me to a meal of Ichiraku ramen or something like that."

"Ramen? What is that?" Goku showed a puzzled expression again.

"Have you never eaten ramen? So miserable..." Naruto didn't expect Goku's life to be so poor, "Ramen is... is... uh... in short, it's very delicious and warm!"

"Wow, I want to eat it so much." Goku drooled.

Obviously, Wukong really had never eaten anything delicious, and he was drooling at Naruto's abstract description.

Naruto simply sprinkled some salt and chili powder on the barbecue. In fact, because the two of them didn't know how to bleed and didn't know how to handle the meat, this kind of barbecue was very difficult to swallow, but Wukong had eaten barbecues that didn't even handle the internal organs and hair, just like animals burned to death after a forest fire.

Slightly handling the internal organs and then sprinkling some seasonings, for Wukong now, it was already a delicacy he had never eaten before.

After taking a bite, Wukong's eyes lit up: "Wow, the taste is really different, you are so amazing, Naruto!"

"Uh..." Naruto scratched his head embarrassedly. In fact, he couldn't even eat the thing he roasted, and it was only because Wukong's appetite was so good that he could eat both meat and vegetables that he thought it was delicious.

But after being here for so long, he was already starving, so he reluctantly tore off a few pieces of barbecue, dipped them in chili powder, and stuffed the meat into his stomach with the spicy taste, which brought a sense of fullness.

Looking at little Goku, Naruto really doubted what his stomach was made of. It was like an incinerator. He stuffed a bear and a big fish weighing almost a ton in total into his stomach within ten minutes. After eating, Goku patted his stomach and said that he was really satisfied with what he ate today.

How did that little guy over one meter eat so much?

The most terrifying thing was that after about an hour, Goku, who had been lying on the ground for a while, suddenly jumped up and muttered, "It's time to get some midnight snacks."

"Ah?????" Naruto's eyes almost popped out.

Just finished eating a ton of barbecue, and you have to eat a midnight snack an hour later. Is your stomach really an incinerator? ? ?

Naruto was originally planning to wait for him at home, but suddenly heard a wolf howling in the distance, so he hurried to catch up with Wukong without saying a word.

Although this world is full of demons, Wukong seems to be at the top of the food chain on this mountain, which can be confirmed.

When the two walked to the mountain road, Wukong began to think: "I ate tigers and leopards yesterday, wolves and bears today, and a fish. What should I eat now..."

"Wukong, don't you eat some vegetarian food?" Naruto couldn't help asking.

"Vegetarian?" Wukong thought about it: "There are some mushrooms near my home, but I will feel sleepy after eating them, so I don't like to eat them."

"Sleepy?" Naruto thought about the difference in physique between him and Wukong. The mushroom that made Wukong feel sleepy after eating...

If they had that for dinner, they would both lie on the ground after eating, but Wukong just fell asleep, and he should have been walking for a while.

After walking on the mountain road for a while, Naruto suddenly heard the sound of an engine not far away.

There are also things like cars in the ninja world, but they are not common in the ninja village. They are generally used by ordinary people, because those primitive cars are not as fast as ninjas walking. They can only be seen when the village occasionally transports food.

The sound of the engine means that there should be other people nearby, and it also means that there is civilization in this world, not just a group of demons.

Very good, it seems that there is hope to eat ramen with Wukong!

"Wukong, did you hear that 'thump thump' sound?"