A Bar In An Alternate World: Pick Up A Young Witch

Vol 2 Chapter 1: A Sad Story (Testimonial)

It will be on the shelves tomorrow, and I will tell you a sad story

A week before it hit the shelves, it was recommended in my book, which would have been a happy thing

But on the first day I uploaded, I got sick

When I realized that I was sick, my mood was very complicated. I really didn't know whether to cry or laugh at this time

I haven't been sick for a year or two, so how come I happen to be recommending it?

It's so slippery, alas...

very ill

Fever, headache, insomnia, accompanied by anxiety…

In the dead of night, the noise in my head is like an electric drill, I can't sleep at all

Coughing violently, as if to cough up the soul

If a serious illness can also turn into a beautiful girl, I swear that I will bully her until I cry, no, until my tears run dry!

I thought I was young and my physical vitality was unlimited. I didn’t take medicine on the first day, took two pills randomly on the second day, and took two extra pills on the third day

It turned out to be worse on the third night...

In the early morning of the fourth day, I had to drag my heavy body and head that was about to explode to a small private clinic nearby.

At this time, my nose and eyes were like reservoirs that opened the gates. Tears and snot were pulled out with pain, so I had to carry a pack of sanitary napkins with me. Uh, toilet paper, just stuck in my armpits

Alas, if I had known earlier, I would not have worn a big vest and shorts to play with the air conditioner

But there is no regret medicine in the world

The person who received me was a very young doctor, in his twenties, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and he was quite handsome. There was a name tag on his clean white coat, and his surname was Yang.

It's a pity that I'm a straight man, I thought it would be nice if I was a beautiful doctor

After confirming my symptoms, Dr. Yang patted my shoulder and seemed to pinch it, but I didn't think much about it at that time

"It's a viral cold, and I have a fever. I need an infusion."

"Oh, good, everything is obeyed by the doctor." When I was sick, I obeyed like a good baby

Dr. Yang smiled and went to prepare the IV, and came back with a few bottles in a while, hanging them on the infusion stand

He squatted in front of me, took my hand, and squeezed it lightly twice

I felt a little uncomfortable and asked, "Isn't a beautiful nurse sister coming to this kind of work?"

Dr. Yang smiled: "Look, there is no nurse here. She is a pretty little nurse. Young people only want good things, haha."

I glanced at the empty room, indeed, such a small clinic, where are the nurses, look at me, I am confused

"But you can still be so optimistic when you're sick, yes, I like it..." Dr. Yang whispered again, I didn't catch the next few words clearly

if only then i heard clearly

"Does Dr. Yang have no girlfriend?" Seeing Dr. Yang picking up the needle, I asked to divert my attention.

Dr. Yang poked the needle into my blood vessel, shook his head with a smile, and gently fixed the needle with medical tape. During the process, he accidentally touched my fingers and the back of my hand, but I was too busy wiping my nose to pay attention.

The clinic is very quiet, only me and Dr. Yang, we can even hear each other's breathing

The infusion process is very boring, because the eyes are always crying, and I can’t play with my mobile phone

I was idle, so I chatted with Dr. Yang

Unexpectedly, we got along very well and had the same hobbies, we both read online articles

I was pleasantly surprised and shyly told him that I was writing an online novel and it was going to be on the shelves soon, and it was the first time it was on the shelves

After hearing this, Doctor Yang suddenly sighed.

I took out a tissue, wiped away the tears and snot that came out, and found that Dr. Yang's face was three points of surprise, three points of nostalgia, three points of loneliness and one point of regret

"Doctor Yang, what's the matter with you?"

In this short period of time, in this short but sincere, sincere and warm conversation, I have already regarded him as a close friend. If a close friend is unhappy, of course I will try my best to help

This is the gold content of a good friend

"I used to write novels, too."

"Then why didn't you write it later?"

"Oh, it's fine if you don't say anything." At this moment, there was only a deep look on his face.

"Tell me, it will feel better to say it." As a close friend, I have to help him.

"My family members said that it was not doing a good job. They scolded me for not being a good doctor, not doing a good job in a promising career, and writing some **** novels. How much money can I make? I am not convinced, and I never went back to school. My friend also broke up with me because of this incident, but I don't regret it."

I saw a clear tear streak across Dr. Yang's face, his expression was very determined

Does he really not regret it?

I was stunned, and suddenly realized something.

"Wait, you didn't graduate? Then your medical certificate..."

"Oh, how can my medical skills and benevolence be measured by a piece of paper," Dr. Yang said disdainfully, his tone turned cold, "Are you also that kind of superficial person?"

I thought he had a good point, felt ashamed and disturbed by my vulgarity, quickly said sorry and handed him some tissues

When Dr. Yang took the tissue, his hands seemed to be shaking

After wiping the tears off his face, Dr. Yang gradually regained his composure

"What novel do you write?" I asked him.

"You really want to know?"

"Um."

Dr. Yang saw the seriousness in my eyes, showing a hint of nostalgia.

""Place of Habitat", "Spirit and Mind", "Strength and Weakness", "Zero Distance Contact", "Intimate Assassin", "Looking at the Bayonet with a Lantern", "Tail Chasing", "Ting Pain", "Broken Form", "Smashing Jade and Beads", "Golden Valley" ", "Will Enter the Wine", "Beyond the Rivers and Lakes"... and some more, I can't remember clearly."

"Is it a literary novel?" I was in awe.

Just listening to the name, I feel that it is not easy. The level of education has far surpassed mine, and I have written so many books. Master, senior

A strange look flashed across Dr. Yang's face, and he suddenly became a little shy.

"Roughly the same."

I suddenly realized that the opportunity was in front of me

"Master, can you teach me how to write novels?" I tremblingly asked.

"I've been writing novels for ten years, and I haven't earned a dime. Instead, I paid a lot of contract postage."

"To be honest, I don't even have money to see a doctor, I only have 30 cents in WeChat change, and I owe 60,000 online loans, please help me, please help my child." I begged.

"Your sister—didn't bring any money?" Dr. Yang was suddenly very excited, and his tone changed.

"Brother Dongbei?" I heard that his tone was a bit similar, so I asked.

"Don't change the subject."

"Oh, well, I don't have any money, but as long as you teach me how to write novels, I'll be rich, and then I'll earn millions a month, and you and I will split the bill. Wouldn't it be great." My words were extremely sincere.

Doctor Yang had a sneer on his face.

"A monthly income of one million? Hehe."

"Fifty-fifty split? Hehe."

I promised him: "If you don't believe me, we can sign a contract."

"Forget it, tell me about your novel."

He must be trying to test me, I must perform well, and quickly expressed all my understanding of the Internet.

After ten years of immersion, how can it be a waste of time, this speech is eloquent, logical, like a great god, pointing out the country, blaming Fang Qiu, very unhappy.

I seem to like this feeling, the more I speak, the more I speak, the face is flushed, the eyes are bright, the headache is no longer painful, and the disease is cured, it is amazing

However, Dr. Yang interrupted me impatiently.

"Okay, okay, let's talk about the title of the book."

I smacked my lips, feeling a little unfinished, and said the title of the book a bit shyly.

After hearing the title of the book, Dr. Yang was slightly taken aback.

"Which station is the book?"

"Start occupying the Chinese website."

"Hiss, I read your book."

"It's such a coincidence?" I was surprised and happy at the same time, "What do you think of my writing?"

Doctor Yang's expression suddenly became very strange.

"Jie Jie, you don't want your parents, classmates and friends to know about your novel writing, do you?"

"What?" My face paled instantly, "Don't do that kind of thing, at least wait for me to write for another ten years."

Doctor Yang smiled even more weirdly.

"Jie Jie Jie, you don't want me to read the pirated version as your reader, do you?"

"Don't, I beg you, don't watch pirated copies, subscribe to me, as long as you subscribe to me, I will do anything." If it wasn't for the needles in my hands, I would have knelt down to him.

"Ho Ho, you are willing to do whatever you want, aren't you?"

Doctor Yang's smile was even more smug and evil.

I vaguely have a bad premonition, but in broad daylight, under the bright sky, he still dares to know that breaking the law will not work!

So I nodded firmly.

Facts have proved that people always learn the lesson when they suffer a loss. Maybe this is the pain that youth must go through

It hurts, it hurts so much, I left the clinic clutching my butt

It turned out that Dr. Yang proposed to give me a spanking injection in order to let me resume updating as soon as possible and prepare for the outbreak on the shelves. He said that it was very effective and healed quickly

After thinking about my lovely readers, I gritted my teeth and accepted

For the one you love, carry the burden and bear the sorrow alone

This is the consciousness of a man

After returning home, I vomited profusely, vomited and vomited while holding the toilet, and sat on the toilet for a while to vomit, and I also had a high fever all over my body.

I know, this is because the medicine is working, and I will be fine after getting over it. I gritted my teeth and persisted, and finally my consciousness gradually became blurred.

When I woke up again, it was already in the middle of the night, and I slept for more than ten hours

At this time, my illness was really cured.

I sat in front of the computer and waited for it to start~www.readwn.com~ I was very grateful

Dr. Yang's medical skills are really good.

I can't help admiring

Happy to be able to update again for my lovely readers

When I think of them, my heart fills with joy

I love them, wryyyyyyyyy—

Oh no, wrong call, try again

I love them, MUMUMUMUAAAAAAAA—

When I went out to make soy sauce the next day, I found that the clinic was closed. I heard from people nearby that I was dismissed because I didn’t have a doctor’s license, but the person had already escaped.

According to them, Dr. Yang used to hang out in Foshan, Guangdong. He was nicknamed "Foshan Piyantong". He used to sell secret recipes handed down from his ancestors on the street, specializing in treating itchy skin and allergies.

I smiled and turned away quietly

Heh, how did they know that the masters are among the folks?

I think Dr. Yang was the same as me when he left.

come quietly, go quietly

Like a light rain on a spring night, moistening things silently, not disturbing a leaf, nor disturbing the sweet dreams of new shoots

The rivers and lakes are far away, may you cherish

What does this story tell us in the end?

First, don't wear a vest and shorts to face the wind, because you are not Yasuo

Second, go to bed early and get up early, eat on time, and be a good baby

First, don't procrastinate when you are sick, you should take medicine and injections, it is best not to go to a deserted small clinic

Fifth, when writing a novel, you must save the manuscript

Eighth, don’t easily tell others that you are writing a novel