A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

“Rope net bondage!”

Seeing that Joshua still didn’t understand that he was about to be tied up by Quirrell, Harry couldn’t care about the fact that he and Hermione were about to get out of trouble, and shouted, “Joshua! Be careful! ”

Joshua was about to turn over the carp, but he happened to hear Harry’s voice, and subconsciously wanted to look towards the source of the sound, but he just missed the best time to escape the ropes.

The ropes quickly tied a knot around Joshua like a butterfly wearing flowers, but by the time he reacted, it was too late.

Harry had to sigh loudly.

“Crouch! Straight lady thief! Quirrell you a dog day actually play with Lao Tzu what tortoise shell binding! ”

Joshua glanced at himself and couldn’t help but curse.

Quirrell laughed maniacally, seemingly with quite a pleasurable element in it.

“Oops… Harry… Harry… Thanks to you! I didn’t think such a slippery kid would be caught so easily! Your voice has helped me a lot! ”

Joshua listened carefully, and quickly raised his head and asked, “Harry?” Harry, are you there too?! And Are Hermione and Ron there too? ”

Quirrell did not interrupt Joshua’s questioning, it seemed to him that the victory was already in the palm of his hand at this time, and it was not impossible to let a few little ones taste the bitter fruit of defeat.

Harry opened his mouth, but his heart became more and more bitter, if he hadn’t interjected himself, Joshua would still be dealing with Quirrell…

But Hermione did open her mouth and shouted loudly to Joshua on the other side of the mirror, “We’re all here!” Ron passed out… No one was hurt… Just got caught! Are you okay? Joshua?! ”

She shouted as she secretly rubbed Harry with her elbow, signaling that he had pulled his wand out.

Harry Fu to the heart, actually understood Hermione’s meaning in a second, and also shouted loudly: “Don’t worry about us! Joshua! I’m sure Dumbledore will come and save us!” ”

Of course this is all.

Harry felt that he was now the little flat boat on the surface of the storm, which could be overturned by Quirrell into the trench at any moment.

“Huh?! What the are you dreaming about! ”

Harry was stunned for a moment, and even Hermione on the side stopped slightly to untie the rope. This vulgar language did not come from Quirrell but from Joshua’s mouth, which really hurt little Harry.

Joshua is really angry, he is so a nanny, neither let Harry know this nor Harry know that, from time to time to give him a psychological aid, and when he is finished, he has to wipe his ass to cause trouble… (Actually, it doesn’t)

It’s not an exaggeration to say that you are a gold medal nanny!

But a few of them still run specially!

Doesn’t this seem to be very restrained by myself who has done those things before!?

Joshua didn’t care about the fact that he was now tied up, opened his mouth to scold, saying that Harry didn’t know what to do, Ron followed Harry to do stupid things, and Hermione didn’t stop Yunyun, in short, what to catch and scold.

Quirrell watched it with relish at first, watching Joshua scold from the time he first met a few of them, and scolding until yesterday morning’s class.

Quirrell thought to himself that Joshua must have a time of thirst, right?

But Joshua is not! A mouth protrudes out like pouring beans, and the more you scold, the more energetic it gets.

I didn’t know that Harry’s head on the other side was about to lock on his chest.

“Hey, hey! Joshua! It’s dirty! Harry Potter is someone our Dark Lord himself wants to kill! What if you scold him to death? ”

Quirrell felt that things were a little out of control, and stopped the big watering can Joshua with an unhappy face.

“Huh?! What do you say about you bullshit bastard? Dad, I didn’t hear clearly! You repeat? ”

Perhaps he has not slowed down yet, and Joshua seems a little elegant and easygoing at the moment.

Quirrell’s head suddenly had a bruise.

He forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart.

“If something good is said, it won’t work… We are all civilized people, don’t export dirty at every turn… Look at the way you look now, learn to smile…”

“Oh… That’s really a cow cunt, are you a stupid cunt? Do you have to keep smiling at your mother’s statue so that you think you can continue to talk? Ahhh MA that person is tired and does not make expressions, is it a dead face? Is a serious book a dead mother’s face? Day you MA, go back to your mother’s spiritual hall, like your mother is mentally retarded. Dead face, you’re dead, right? I’m your brother, we’re both your mom’s sons, and your mom is dead, okay? (Jade, sound, release, send…) ）

(There are also various versions with quotes from Mr. Master Brother on the cute girl encyclopedia…) The English version will not say anything… What the hell is the Japanese version of the Arabic version of the classical Chinese version… This sand sculpture netizens are immortals… ）

Quirrell’s face twisted directly.

“You… You actually… You utter such foul language! My dad never scolded me like that! ”

“Nonsense! Your dad sets your mom every day! I still need to tell you?! If it weren’t for the fact that this is not Lao Tzu’s native language, I would have scolded you on the spot! Let you know what it means to be elegant and easygoing! ”

Quirrell, who was scolded by Joshua, felt that he was about to go crazy, and no matter how much Voldemort called in his heart, he could not calm him down anymore.

“Avada is desperate!”

The wizard’s life-and-death duel is quite straightforward.

Since you can’t move, then you have to eat me with a green light impact death curse on the spot.

“Huh! Big wood! ”

Joshua was not idle when he was busy cursing, he had already prepared his posture when he was tied up, and put his hand in his trouser pocket just enough to take out the gloves hidden inside!

With a snap of his fingers, a flame appeared out of thin air, instantly burning the rope bound to Joshua’s body.

Without the restraint of the rope, Joshua’s body lost its balance and escaped Avada’s life by throwing back.

“There are many obstacles!”

Quirrell was not idle, he saw that Avada was likely to be frustrated, so he hurriedly released the obstacle spell behind Joshua, but he actually turned the protruding obstacle on the ground into a spike, if Joshua fell down again, he would definitely be cold! _

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