A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

Men are big pig’s trotters.

Hermione had this idea after Joshua, the little bitch, took advantage of Hermione’s compassion for some indescribable benefit.

“Get out! Stinky hooligan! ”

The annoyed little witch slapped Joshua away from her chest with a big ear hanger.

However, Joshua did not show much loss, rubbing his nose with his fingers and showing no repentance.

Voldemort naturally did not know the mental activity of the two of them, and he was not interested in the mind of the young wizard.

Seeing that the two were separated, he said, “Okay… Although you are young wizards from Muggles, I can still allow you to join me… What Dumbledore can give you… I can give… He can’t give you: I can give it to you too! ”

“What about him?”

Joshua was intent on blocking Voldemort, so he pointed to Harry and asked him.

Harry unconsciously took a step back, but this small movement made him feel the fear in his heart, and he walked back again.

“Joshua! You don’t have to worry about him! Whatever he says… I won’t give in to him! ”

Voldemort laughed playfully: “Roar? You really think of yourself as a character… The boy who never dies… It’s just that by borrowing your mother’s light, you think you can resist me?! ”

As a result, it seemed that he shouted too loudly, and with too much force, Quirrell leaned forward.

“Stupid stuff! I can’t even stand steadily! What do you want to do!? ”

“This…” Quirrell was helpless, obviously you brought me almost fell, how can you still rely on me…” “I’m sorry! Master! It was my fault! ”

Voldemort wanted to give Quirrell a blank look, but he failed because of the position of the two.

“Well, don’t care about this scrap… I’m asking you again… Are you willing to make a contract with me to be my Death Eaters? ”

Voldemort ran an olive branch to two young wizards who were not deeply involved in the world.

Joshua replied to Voldemort with a foolish look.

“Eh… Although I know Quirrell is stupid, you just treated Quirrell so badly in front of us… This is not clear that you, the big boss of the Dark Lord Society, have a very short temper… It’s hard to wait for the temper to stink, do you have two words about five insurances and one fund in your community, you casually mention it and want us to join…. Do you think we, the people’s police, will believe your nonsense? ”

Voldemort was silent.

“I said… You surrender to me… A lot of things…”

“Let’s not talk about lofty ideals, let me ask you, do you black group bag eat and live bag to find a partner with five insurances and one gold year-end bonus or something?”

Joshua’s face was serious.

“By the way, I am a person, it is impossible to work overtime, it is impossible to work overtime in this life, and it is impossible to work overtime with overtime pay.”

Voldemort looked dumbfounded.

“But… I say it all… As long as you…”

“Alas! Look! You don’t even say the specific employee benefits, how can I trust you! Why should I give up my Hogwarts status as a top student at Hogwarts to work under you because of a bad check? Not to mention that you are still like this, Dumbledore is estimated to be crippled as soon as he appears, right? I guess I will believe your ghost words if my head shell is broken, right? ”

Hermione couldn’t help it, turned her head and hid her head behind Joshua’s shoulder, and her body began to shake violently.

On the other side, who was scratching his head, Harry could be regarded as understanding what the two people who were having a fairy conversation were doing. Isn’t it that Voldemort wanted to recruit Joshua, and then Joshua not only agreed, but also secretly damaged a Quirrell skull…

“Bastard! You actually humiliated the great Dark Lord! ”

Voldemort knew that he had been tricked by Joshua, and shouted in anger, “Quirrell give it to me!” Kill this little slut for me! ”

“Good host! No problem host! ”

Quirrell rushed towards Joshua in response, as if he wanted to strangle Joshua.

However, in order to keep Voldemort staring at Joshua, he took a step-by-step backward posture to approach Joshua, and his actions were stupid and slow.

Joshua almost laughed out loud at that time, he even thought that he had brought some [IQ Reduction Aura] or some [Hou’s Alkali Making Method] and other skills, and this big boss of the first part can now be said to be stupid to death.

He pushed Hermione behind him towards Harry.

“Aha! It would be a big mistake if you could approach me in this stupid way! There are many obstacles! ”

With a wave of Joshua’s wand, the table that had been lying quietly on the side flew straight over and quietly landed in front of Quirrell.

Because his eyes did not look at Joshua, Quirrell did not know what appeared in front of him, and thought that like the usual obstacle spell, he cast a spell and rushed straight to Joshua, and Voldemort tried to open his mouth to stop him.

Quirrell, who approached the table, stepped on the place in front of the table, and when he stepped over next, he just kicked on the table, and was tripped by the table at that time, and his body was unstable and he stumbled and fell his ass backwards.

Voldemort was speechless, “Are you a pig?!” He said that there are many obstacles and you believe it?! That’s clearly a flying curse! Get back to the front! ”

Quirrell hated it secretly, but the master’s words had to be taken honestly.

“I won’t be careless anymore, Joshua!”

He quickly got up, whether he stumbled or not, and pointed his wand at Joshua, “You will soon understand what a gap is!” Brat! ”

“Flock of birds!”

Flocks of birds flew out of Quirrell’s wand, and all kinds of birds emerged, filling the upper half of a small room.

“Oooo Nice magic alas! Professor that if you lose your job and run to the Muggle circus in the future, it will be very popular! ”

Joshua clapped, he was fascinated by the birds in this house, and his eyes were almost starry.

Quirrell reached out and stroked an owl resting on his shoulder, and said darkly: “You don’t really think that I am recruiting a flock of birds for you to see, do you?” ”

He had a smiling expression on his face, and with a wave of his hand, a large number of birds flew straight at Joshua. _

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