A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

“I said…”

“What do you say now?”

Ron and Harry sat under the pillar, both looking lost, with salutations scattered around them, except for Hedwig’s cage

“I don’t know… Joshua didn’t come to us either… We don’t know, we don’t dare to ask…”

Harry differed from Ron in that he had a lot of extra bags on his head, all of which he hit when Joshua entered.

His signature lightning scar was now bulging and looked as if he had gained weight several times.

An enthusiastic citizen came up and asked the two little ones with concern: “What’s wrong child?” What are you doing sitting here stupidly? ”

Looking at the pile of things around them, he subconsciously asked, “You won’t be… Robbed, right? ”

“No…”

“No?”

“We’re just…” “We’re just being abandoned…”

The two snuggled together, the cold wind blowing, looking rather helpless.

“？？？ Abandonment case? Then there is nothing I can do… You have to go to the police…”

Passers-by said that they had no choice, so they had to leave the two in place.

……….

“You… What do you want to do? ”

Joshua blinked his glasses, looking weak.

“What for? I didn’t want to do anything… I just want to talk to you about life and ideals…”

Marcus smiled, and with a wave of his big hand, several strong men walked up to Joshua.

Malfoy was also happy at this time, standing at Marcus’s side from a distance, and smiled at Joshua, “Joshua, aren’t you very hanging?” Why is it like this now? Aren’t you going to be the number one wizard in the world? It’s not okay now…”

Being so provoked to do it, but Joshua couldn’t really do these guys, and the scale inside was grasped.

But the few strong men who slowly approached were already clearly threatening their words, and it would really be over if they didn’t act.

For a moment, an electric light flashed in Joshua’s mind.

[Use a smaller explosion to injure these people.] 】

This idea is a bit difficult to implement, it is difficult to guarantee that it will not blow people up, it would be fun if there were casualties, maybe Malfoy a “dark wizard” buckle up.

[Shoot a circle of flame with your gloves to enclose yourself and stay away.] 】

This idea is the same as the above, how operable. After all, without the magician’s red, Joshua is already difficult to complete various precision operations with flames, and it will not be good if one does not burn his perfect face at that time.

[Change clothes in one second, put on the Evil World Lord primary suit, kiss one by one, and let them go to find muddy water to wash their faces. ] 】

To be honest, Joshua didn’t know how he came up with this idea, but it just came up wonderfully.

[One last thought… Put on the ultimate suit of the most shameful villains savior, shock these people by digging their brains, and then take the opportunity to escape…]

The idea seems a little more plausible, but… How do you explain how you change your clothes in a second? Erase the memory of these people with seven bananas?

Joshua’s mind gradually completed the escape plan, and he reached behind his back to pull out his clothes.

“Sorry! Please open the door! ”

There was a sudden knock at the door of the carriage.

The Slytherins all looked to Marcus and Malfoy, hoping they would give a solution.

Marcus immediately decided: “Leave the person outside!” He can’t get in! Beat this kid up first! ”

But instead of being as quiet as Marcus said, the “man outside” walked in easily after a “Arajo hole opens.”

“Ah~ it’s a Slytherin student! Hello… I’m your new professor…. Gilderoy Lockhart! ”

Lockhart wore a bright yellow wizard robe, and still had that standard smile on his face.

“Professor…. We are talking about the tactics of the clan … Don’t be so excited…”

Marcus secretly gestured for the students to block Joshua in the corner, which must not be bumped into by any professor today.

“Ahem! Professor! Don’t listen to their nonsense! He was clearly talking about the famous quotes in “I Can Magic”! ”

Lockhart heard a familiar voice, turned his head slightly to see Joshua sitting in the corner looking at him, with a wand and a strange rod-like object in his hand. And it seemed that several students in front of him had collapsed to the ground, and everything seemed very unusual.

But Lockhart’s brain circuits don’t necessarily handle these things, or he doesn’t care about them at all.

“Discuss quotes from my book? Oh ~ this can’t be…”

Lockhart tried to look reserved, but by the look in his eyes, he desperately wanted an affirmative answer.

“Of course it’s true!”

While Marcus hadn’t come to his senses, Joshua hurriedly started talking nonsense: “Look… This guy on the ground who is already asleep… He was hypnotized by Marcus’s so-called tactical discussion…”

In fact, this person was stunned by Joshua when everyone was attracted by Lockhart, and his memory was erased by Joshua’s violent smashing with seven bananas.

“And this… Like the previous one, I also slept…”

This person was given a slumber curse by Joshua with his wand, and the remaining two were the purple hair of the recluse, forcibly binding the two.

However, although they controlled the two with the purple of the hermit and blocked their mouths, they were still able to convey their thoughts through their eyes.

“Alas.. What a shame! Slytherin House actually recruited two deaf and mute…”

“You talk nonsense! Our college will not recruit deaf and mute children! ”

As if violated by his mother, Marcus yelled at Joshua indignantly, looking like he was about to burst into a rage and hurt people at any time.

“Oh alas… This classmate… Don’t be in such a hurry… Just give me a face for Gilderoy Lockhart, and a face for your Defense Against the Dark Arts professor… Don’t be angry with this little student…”_

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