A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

In the Great Hall of Hogwarts, the old students and professors were already seated.

Harry and Ron, who was sitting next to Joshua, were looking at someone with a curtain of resentment, rubbing their thighs while complaining, and this scene looked quite strange in the eyes of others.

“Ahem… Don’t blame me… I didn’t know that Dobby was so persistent… I have to leave Harry behind…”

Joshua defended himself, not that he did not work hard, but that the other party was too diligent.

“Hmph… You say it keeps Harry and keeps Harry… Why count me in, I really have suffered from indecency…”

Sighing, Ron also knew that the main reason for this was the body of the dodge, but the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, “Why can Joshua go… Can’t you just let me go and stop Harry? ”

Harry paused, then smiled and reached out to Ron’s neck, looking like he was giving the other party a massage: “What are you talking about?!” Ron! Aren’t we best friends?! Shouldn’t we share the tribulation? ”

“Fuck off! I don’t want to suffer this sin again! ”

Seeing that the two were about to be noticed by the freshmen who entered, Joshua could only dissuade them.

“Well… Now that everything has already happened, it’s useless to complain anymore … It’s better to put it down… Then again, I’m curious about how you two got here… What happened standing at the gate like a statue just now? ”

The two who were fighting glared at Joshua fiercely, and said in unison: “You shut up!” You have to bear the pot for this! ”

Joshua laughed coy, bowed his head and confessed.

Harry saw that Joshua had confessed his mistake, so he couldn’t say anything, and waved his hand excitedly and said: “Since you left, the two of us have tried to pass the platform in various ways, but we have failed…”

“Yes! You see the bag on Harry’s head hasn’t gone away until now… It was knocked out of the wall…”

Ron reached out and tried to lift the curtain of Harry’s hair, but Harry kept twisting his neck like a dog who didn’t want to move the nest anymore, looking quite happy.

“Alright! You two stop messing around! No shame in losing! ”

Hermione, who was sitting not far from them, said angrily, “Almost all the students are watching you!” Is it possible to stop a little?! ”

Harry had to whisper, “Finally the Weasleys came out of the platform… They were surprised to see that we hadn’t left, and they were still sitting there with a decadent face…”

“Yes… Quite surprised, almost the kind of surprise that I almost ate….”

Ron also added in a low voice, not knowing whether he was mocking himself and being lucky that he had survived the disaster.

“Mr. Weasley was excited to take the two of us in a car to chase the train… Then Mrs. Weasley stopped him… In the end, it was Mrs. Weasley who suggested that I use Hedwig to contact Professor McGonagall, and we were both taken to the school by Professor McGonagall…”

Joshua couldn’t help but marvel at their luck, if Mr. Weasley really didn’t turn his mind for a moment and drove them over… It is impossible to say that in a few days the Daily Prophet will have an additional article about the old driver…

“Then why are you standing? Is it fun to be sculptural? ”

He then asked curiously, in fact he was now hungry and had to have some fun paralyzing his brain to fool his growling stomach.

Harry glanced at Joshua unhappily, “Do you think the two of us are idle and have nothing to do?” It’s Snape! He made us both stand outside the castle! The reason is that he did not arrive at school on time and there were signs of breaking into the Forbidden Forest! ”

Joshua snorted and laughed, “Then you go to Professor McGonagall to complain!” ”

“Pull it down… Professor McGonagall brought us both here and left, we had planned to go to Hagrid first, but we were cut off by Snape halfway…”

The two sighed in unison, looking like they were hurt by Snape’s swing.

Harry wanted to say something, but before he could say anything, Dumbledore interrupted him.

“The new year has begun…”

Dumbledore coughed, he still looked so kind and healthy.

“Some people are gone… Some people are coming… I want everyone who leaves Hogwarts to have a full belly instead of seven years of studying and putting on nothing; I hope that every new student can have a good attitude of diligence and thoughtfulness, enrich themselves here, and spend seven years of pleasant study and life… That’s what we do education for…”

“Of course… Before the sorting ceremony begins, let’s give a round of applause to welcome the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor! ”

“International celebrity and author, recipient of the Order of Sir Merlin of the Third Class, honorary member of the League Against the Dark Arts, five-time winner of The Witcher Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award…”

“Professor Gilderoy Lockhart !!!”

As soon as the words fell, Dumbledore just slapped a slap, and the students below burst into crazy and enthusiastic applause, most of which were contributed by the little girls.

I have to say that old Deng still has a lot of ghosts, knowing that Lockhart likes imaginary, so he specially gave him an extended version with an introduction to various achievements, and Snape’s eyes sitting in the corner were about to burst into flames, but Lockhart didn’t know yet, and walked to the crowd very coquettishly to kiss and shake hands with the students, and I didn’t know that I thought that the Uranus superstar had come to Hogwarts for a concert.

So pretending to be forced, he has not yet the slightest strength to be at the bottom, no wonder the teachers in the school are unhappy to see him.

If virtue is not worthy of the throne, it will suffer. Apparently Mr. Lockhart doesn’t understand this now, he just treats the Hogwarts teaching trip as a gilded process…

“Okay, okay, okay…”

Dumbledore shouted three times in a row, and only then did he call back Lockhart, who was already a little uncontrollable of himself.

“Now it’s time to start sorting…”

Just like last year, Professor Flitwick walked up the steps of the Great Hall with his Sorting Cap.

This ritual has been going on at Hogwarts for an unknown number of years…

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