A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

[System tip: Congratulations to the host for successfully pitting an old-fashioned polaroid camera and successfully turning on the purple ability of the substitute recluse – pronunciation]

The sound of the system’s ding-dong prompt is pleasant.

The Purple of the Hermit that Joshua opened in his summer vacation gift bag is a castrated version and can only be used for binding paly things and so on. Completely compete with the stand-ins who are the most wasted substitutes for worrying about the blues and cheap tricks. (The same is a stand-in for collecting information, worrying that the blues combat effectiveness is basically zero, and Hidden Purple can at least be used in fights.) In front of my DIO grandfather, hidden purple is “the most useless”, so worried about the blues is estimated to be caught in my grandmother’s house… ）

Now that the Purple of the Hermit can finally gather intelligence, Joshua is a little excited to think about it!

But excitement is excitement, the class is still to be taken.

Colin paid enough to get what he wanted – a photo with Harry, and at the same time won the honor of walking with Joshua’s party, saddling up and serving Harry comfortably, and Malfoy yelling loudly that Harry had found a house-elf not far away…

However, when Lockhart arrived at the scene, a call of chicken soup poured down for the soul, the students were dizzy, and he even wanted Joshua to give him and Harry a photo, but Joshua refused on the grounds that there was no film.

“You guys go first, go to class over there.” Lockhart shouted into the crowd.

He and Harry walked towards the castle. Harry lowered his head, looking like he hoped someone would pronounce a spell that would make him disappear immediately, but Lockhart still stuck to his side.

“There’s a word to mention you, Harry,” Lockhart said with concern as he walked through the side door into the castle. “It’s not wise for you to send out autographed photos at this stage – honestly, it feels a little arrogant, Harry. Do this when the conditions are right, like me, you have to take a bunch of photos wherever you go, you can use them at any time, but——”

He laughed smugly, “I don’t think you’ve reached this point yet.” They came to Lockhart’s classroom, and he finally let Harry go.

Harry imploringly picked up his books and piled them onto the tables in the last row of the classroom, Ron sat down beside Harry with concern, and Hermione walked to the front row of the classroom with an excited face.

In the past, Joshua and Harry Ron sat in the exclusive seat of the scumbag, but this time he hesitated for half a second, and then turned his head and sat next to Hermione with the book.

The little witch glanced at him without turning her head, as if she were looking at a paramecium.

After the class was seated, Lockhart cleared his throat to quiet everyone down. He took a step forward, picked up Neville’s Walking with Trolls, then held the book up to show everyone the portrait of him smiling and winking on the cover.

“I,” he said, pointing to the cover and winking his eyes, “Gilderoy Lockhart, a third class member of the Order of Sir Merlin, an honorary member of the League Against the Dark Arts, and a five-time winner of the Wizard Weekly’s Most Powerful Smile Award—I didn’t want to mention this, I didn’t drive out the female ghost of Wanlun by smile.” ”

He waited for them to burst into laughter, but only a few laughed softly.

Joshua saw a small pause in Lockhart’s expression, so he quickly burst out laughing: “Hahahaha~ Professor your joke is really funny!” ”

The whole classroom was dumbfounded, and it was the first time that I had seen it so embarrassingly.

But after all, Lockhart is also a person who has seen big scenes, a big heart is a must, quickly changed his mood, and leaked a self-beautiful smile to Joshua: “Ah~ Mr. Joshua, you are still so funny, it seems that we will have a lot of fun in class…”

He clearly remembered the kid who caused him big trouble at the Lichen Bookstore.

Joshua didn’t say anything, and returned Lockhart with a smile he thought was handsome.

“I think you bought my set of books—that’s great. Today I’m going to give you a quiz, don’t worry – this quiz is just to see how much you have read and how much of the book you have understood…”

God knows why there would be a teacher who tested the students’ understanding of themselves in the first lesson, but our Mr. Lockhart did it anyway.

“Oh… I’m so disappointed! Everyone doesn’t seem to have read much well… My favorite color is lilac… And my life wish…”

Lockhart sorted out his mood, and then said happily: “But then again, there are still two students in the class who got high grades… It looks like the pre-class preparation is very good! Gryffindor plus twenty points! ”

Joshua stood up and applauded himself and Hermione, afraid that others would not know that the person with the highest score was himself.

At the back of the classroom, two “zero egg” brothers are looking at Joshua bitterly.

“It’s not scientific! Why can that idiot Joshua get a high score? I swear by taking a missing paw with Scabbers! He certainly hasn’t read these stupid textbooks! ”

Ron was a little indignant, and his voice didn’t feel a little amplified.

Harry shook Ron’s elbow, “Don’t you see who Joshua is sitting in front of?” It was a relaxing and pleasant attempt to copy Hermione’s answer by his means…”

“Okay, let’s get down to business…” Lockhart suddenly voiced, bending down to lift out three large cloth-covered cages under his desk.

“Now – I have to warn everyone! My job is to let you know about the most vicious creatures in the witchcraft world, so that you can be prepared later. Now I’m showing you probably the scariest thing you’ve ever seen. But don’t be afraid, as long as I am here, there will be no problems. I ask everyone to stay calm and not panic. ”

Harry stuck his head out of the pile of books he had gathered around to take a good look at what it was. Lockhart put one hand on the cloth of the cage. Dean and Seamus had long since stopped laughing. Neville in the front row cowered in the corner of his chair in fear.

Joshua narrowed his eyes: [Cornwall elf… But I remember that there didn’t seem to be so much in the original book…]

Lockhart’s expression couldn’t help but become serious: “These little beings are not as docile as house-elves… Come on, kids… Let me see your strength…”

Without waiting for the students to agree or refuse, he flicked his wand, and the small doors of the three cages were opened.

It’s like opening Pandora’s box. The elves scattered like rockets. Two of them grabbed Neville’s ears and lifted him in the air. A few others knocked out the windows, and the people in the back were scattered with broken glass.

The rest continue to effectively destroy classrooms, which is more destructive than a rampaging rhinoceros. They picked up inkwells and splashed them everywhere. Shredded textbooks, test papers, and tore up the beautiful portrait of Lockhart on the wall.

Put the trash basket upside down, grab your bag and textbook and throw them out the window. Within minutes, half the class was hidden under the table, and Neville was suspended from the ceiling by a skill-like lamp.

“Come on, subdue them, catch them, they’re just elves…” shouted Lockhart.

But no one paid attention to him, just screamed loudly.

Lockhart frowned, raised his wand to cast a spell, only to be under the desk by a few elves.

Joshua watched the catastrophe with interest, and a few elves saw Joshua who was like a nobody, and rushed towards Joshua screaming.

“Be careful! Joshua! ”

Hermione couldn’t help but scream.

“Huh? Pixie… What can I do? ”

“HERMITPURPLE!” _

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