A bizarre adventure at Hogwarts

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Most people want to appear in front of people, and most people have this mentality.

As the saying goes, isn’t it to show your compulsion in front of others?

No one wants to expose the fact that they are a soft egg in front of others. Especially those in high positions, they don’t want their face to be damaged.

“Mr. Fudge… I refuse….”

Joshua poured out the words lightly, but like a sharp sword, he stabbed Fudge’s fragile mind a few times.

“Nope! Rules are rules! You have to go to the Ministry of Magic! ”

The word “refusal” successfully annoyed Fudge, and he forgot for a moment what Joshua had done.

“No matter what! You guys come with me first…”

But before he could finish speaking, Mr. Weasley’s voice came from far away: “Minister! Wait a minute! ”

Mr. Weasley and Ludo Bagman ran over from a distance, both looking out of breath.

“This… There must be some misunderstanding in this…”

But Fudge’s side already had to send arrows.

“Flash, Arthur, you’re getting in the way of our official duties.” A cold, unemotional voice said.

It’s Mr. Crouch. He and the other wizarding officials in the ministry surrounded him.

But Joshua remained in place, crucified, looking at the rigid middle-aged Ministry of Magic official with interest and saying something inexplicable.

“Yo… It’s really ‘impartial law enforcement Crouch’…”

Mr. Crouch was so angry with him that his face tightened.

“I don’t understand what you’re saying, you’d better come with us to prove your innocence.” Otherwise, we will arrest you on suspicion of participating in the Death Eater terrorist attack…”

“Innocent? I? ”

Joshua spread his hands as if he had heard the biggest joke in the world.

He turned around and asked Harry them, “Hey! The boy over there with a scar on his forehead is immortal…. Will I be a Death Eater? ”

Harry took a step forward: “I swear by the name of Harry Potter!” Joshua would definitely not be a Death Eater!!! ”

Joshua nodded with satisfaction and said to Mr. Crouch, “Oh… You see, the famous Harry Potter endorsed me…”

“It’s just your side of the story…”

“Don’t lie, sir. Your sins were discovered! ”

Mr. Crouch’s expression was a little crazy.

“Okay then… I’ll find another person to testify… That one…. Mr. Bagman? ”

Ludo Bagman shuddered and smiled awkwardly at Fudge, speechless.

Joshua was speechless when he looked at his obvious lack of wanting to come in, so he reached out and pulled out an IOU full of words from his sleeve.

Gently shake the fan, “Oops… It’s a little hot this evening…”

Bagman trembled even more when he saw that piece of paper, opened his mouth for a long time, and finally could only speak in humiliation: “Well… I… I vouch for Mr. Joshua, he is not a Death Eater…”

Now Fudge and they are not able to say anything, after all, Ludo Bagman is also a middle and high-ranking official in the Ministry of Magic, and he also has a little thin reputation in the world, and it is no problem for him to come forward to protect a student who has no bad deeds.

“But what did you say about attacking the Aurors?! You used evil black magic! ”

Lying on the ground, Gardwin watched desperately as the people in the ministry excused Joshua, didn’t this mean that his feet just now were in vain?!

“Such an evil heart, even if not a Death Eater, is not far away from them!”

“Tsk…”

Joshua glared at him impatiently, “This gentleman! If you don’t speak, no one will treat you as a mute! ”

“You know: I’m in a very bad mood now…”

“Nobody… No one can stay calm when their girlfriend is being bullied…. Not to mention that you guys are confusing me with Voldemort’s men! ”

Hermione blushed visibly, but fortunately everyone else was watching Joshua and didn’t notice anything unusual about her.

Seeing that the man still wanted to speak, Joshua was angry and kicked him again.

“Good! Didn’t you say that you suspected that I had something to do with Voldemort?! Then I’ll show you! ”

Then, without waiting for these people to react, Joshua pulled out his wand and shouted into the sky.

“Bones reappeared!”

Countless emerald green star-like things erupted from the top of Joshua’s wand and flew into the sky to form a huge skull. The skull’s mouth opened slightly, and a large python slowly emerged from the skeleton’s mouth, emitting a faint green light, and the wizards below became more and more flustered.

This skeleton is much stronger than the skeleton summoned by the man just now, and if the first one is the size of a kitten, then Joshua is definitely the size of a tiger.

“Aha! You also say you’re not a Death Eater! You even know the magic that this Death Eater must know! ”

Gadevin is ecstatic, just with this reappearance of the bones, Joshua can be sent to Azkaban!

“Stupid! I’m not done yet! ”

Joshua scolded sharply, and also scolded Mr. Crouch, who was about to move.

He then waved his wand, and a few lines of crimson handwriting appeared on the side of the green skull that covered the sky.

“Voldemort, NMSL.”

“Voldemort my cat and your mother missed you… But alas… I don’t have a cat, and you don’t have a mother…”

“Voldemort’s men are all eggless waste, all orphans, Lao Tzu stabbed one by one.”

After thinking for a long time, Joshua still didn’t come up with any better swear words, so he had to sigh, turn around and say: “Recently, some are too elegant and easygoing… He actually even cursed people to copy the mud bombardment emperor… What can I do….”

Joshua shook his head, then smacked the door of his head.

“Yo! Look at my brain! Since there are so many people here … Then there will definitely be better swearing after brainstorming, right? Come on, big brother, you come to scold one? ”

Joshua crouched down and handed his wand to the blue-faced Gadevin, but he squirmed back as if he had seen a ghost, afraid that the wand would touch him.

“Hmph… I don’t even dare to do this, what kind of Aurors are there? Go home and milk kids…”

(Thanks to Mr. SCP-O5-01 for his monthly pass…) ）_

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