A certain scientific Naruto

After some superficial research, Hagoromo discovered that if he wanted to play happily with Orochimaru, it was actually very simple.

Just be willing to dedicate yourself.

Orochimaru is actually a very talkative person under normal circumstances. He is polite to others, does not hold back his identity, is paranoid but not arrogant.

In Hagoromo's situation, as long as he obediently lets Uncle Snake study it from the inside out, from beginning to end, they will definitely develop a super-friendship.

Accurate.

But can Hagoromo do it? Of course not.

He felt that Orochimaru was no different from children who like to dismantle televisions, radios and other household appliances... It's one thing to like to dismantle them, but it's another thing to be able to reassemble them after disassembly.

If Hagoromo turned into a pile of irreparable parts, who would he ask to reason with? Therefore, he will definitely not participate in projects where Orochimaru wants to use him as a research object.

Hagoromo likes thick and hard powerful ninjutsu like Orochimaru, which makes the two have a common topic, but in the end their attitudes towards ninjutsu are still different.

If Yuyi could learn certain techniques, he would learn them. If he couldn't, he would not feel regretful, and he would never think of adding some external components to himself.

But Orochimaru is different. He has a great idea, which is to study and learn all ninjutsu, and constantly develop new ninjutsu...

For this reason, he would not hesitate to change his gender, let alone become a pervert, so he finally embarked on an extreme path.

This is just like Jiraiya's lust. Uncle Snake just likes to cut people open and see. What can be done about this?

These are all diseases and there is no cure.

In short, Hagoromo always responded to Orochimaru's various questions with the famous saying of a well-known "Future Man": "This is a forbidden matter."

Originally, ninjas had many secrets that even their own mothers would not tell. From any standpoint, Hagoromo had no obligation to satisfy Orochimaru's curiosity.

What's more, Hagoromo's most powerful and aggressive moves are not ninjutsu at all, but superpowers. In a sense, this is equivalent to the special "blood inheritance limit". He will never do those things that Uncle Snake is interested in. Not sure.

Orochimaru didn't pay attention to what Hagoromo said. After all, even without the cooperation of the person involved, the research he should conduct would still have to go on. It was nothing more than a nuisance.

A scientist's thirst for knowledge can be scary.

So if you ask Hagoromo how he feels about working with Orochimaru... the process was very smooth. After all, there is no need to doubt Uncle Snake's technical ability, but it is very stressful mentally, so overall it is not a very pleasant experience - if there is If a person stares at you with his hot, wet and pitiful eyes all day long, it will make anyone feel uncomfortable.

Let's put it this way, Hagoromo is particularly afraid that Orochimaru will suddenly lick him... He would rather bathe in the saliva of the split dog than have such an experience.

Fortunately, the mission period is limited after all, and Hagoromo is not available everywhere for Raikage's research work.

Cherish life and stay away from Uncle Snake. When there is no work for him, Hagoromo will choose to take some time to get some fresh air. He gave up the original idea of ​​​​visiting Orochimaru's craftsmanship.

………………

"So, as this important fourteenth birthday in my life, the combined gift from the three of you is to treat me to ramen?"

Hagoromo's eyes were dead, and he had completely despaired of his teammates.

"The key thing is that we have to wait in such a long line. We are obviously here for lunch, but I think it's already midnight snack time when it's our turn, right?"

Hagoromo was quite tired of this long, meaningless wait.

"Captain Hagoromo, don't forget that ninjas need patience." Sarutobi Asuma said something very educational.

Yuyi glanced at him sideways but said nothing.

Do you use your ninja patience here? Does your dad know?

The current situation can be explained like this: a ramen shop owned by a legendary figure named Ichiraku has recently opened, and the four members of the Hagoromo team are queuing up.

Of course Hagoromo didn't know that this man named Ichiraku was once a member of the "Generation of Miracles", but what he did was indeed miraculous: Master Raku's ramen has been selling well for 30 years, and his sales are far ahead of his peers. From now on, he will do it every year He can sell 300,000 cups of ramen, and the cups can go around the Hokage Ball five times... Unfortunately, there is nothing he can do. Hagoromo never pays much attention to food news.

At this time, Konoha ninjas have indeed begun a large-scale rest. Not only their teammates, Hagoromo can often see ninjas from the same period appearing in the village.

"This newly opened ramen restaurant is indeed delicious. You can judge by looking at the length of the queue, right? Hagoromo should be able to understand such a thing?" Yuhi Kurenai said, "And for us, asking for ramen is already a big deal. Well, we don’t have as much mission money as you do.”

Yamashiro Aoye from behind actually nodded along.

Kurenai Yuhi seemed to have something to say, but Hagoromo pretended not to hear anything. It was only today that he discovered that all his teammates were stingy.

Thinking about it this way, Kushina is the real teacher, which is quite interesting. The birthday gift given to him is an A-level sealing technique-Five Elements Seal.

However, such a technique requires a complete ability to change the properties of the five-attribute chakra (second set), so the learning conditions are quite harsh. With the current feathers of thunder, fire, and water, if you get such a technique, you can only watch it, but you can't Learn, let alone use.

And there is another reason why the Hagoromo team is together...that is, this team will be dismantled soon.

Taking advantage of the opportunity to rest, Konoha will restructure the ninja team's combat strength. For some reasons, Hagoromo will probably no longer stay in this team, so the "Hagoromo Team" will be dismantled.

This is a pity. After all, after more than a year of running in, the team was able to exert its best combat effects just now, but unexpectedly it would cease to exist again.

Simply during the war, such things happened often, and everyone was used to it.

"By the way, Hagoromo, let me show you something interesting."

Asuma said, he took out a strange-looking weapon from his ninja bag.

It's a bit like the hooligan's melee weapon, the Zinger Tiger, but Asuma's is bladed.

"This is the chakra-conducting weapon I just got. I call it Feiyan. As long as I input my chakra, it will... form a sharp Wind Release Chakra Knife."

This weapon was indeed new, but Yuyi lost interest after just one glance.

"Chakra sword... I'm so envious." As he said this, Hagoromo stretched out his palm, put his two fingers together, and a mini version of the Chidori Spear appeared on his fingertips.

Asuma swallowed a mouthful of old blood. At that time, he only felt a negative emotion called Friendship rushing towards him.

If you don't lead someone who can kill people like this, you're not good enough.

Simply at this time, two more idiots came over, which cured Asuma's embarrassment.

It's the duo of Kakashi and Gai.

"Hagoromo, the rumored Raikage..." As soon as the person came to him, Kai discovered Hagoromo and immediately asked the question he had been holding back for several days.

Yuyi immediately covered this guy's mouth. Can you keep a low profile? Can you just yell about this?

Ignoring Kai's eyes, Hagoromo said seriously, "No, how is that possible? I'm just a chuunin..."

In fact, the notification of his promotion to Jonin arrived on his birthday, but until the process was completed, he was still a Chuunin.

"Idiot!" The sinister Kakashi complained silently in his heart.

Hagoromo let go of Kai, and he and Kakashi lined up behind the four of Hagoromo... From this we can see the greatness of ninjas, they were willing to queue for a long time just to eat ramen.

"But I heard that you are Kushina-senpai's disciple, wouldn't that be you?"

"No, the intelligence is wrong. That was Iwagakure's frame-up for Konoha, and he just wanted to divert Kumogakure's hatred target."

"Oh? Is that really what happened?" Kai's eyes widened again.

If you think about it carefully, the behavior pattern that everyone has heard of, which is called an antelope hanging its horns in a nice way, but completely confusing when called in a bad way, is indeed very similar to Hagoromo's method of doing things.

It's just that no one believes that Hagoromo killed the Raikage. Everyone is at the same time. You can be awesome, but you can't be awesome, right?

But what happened, smart people would not ask more questions, and stupid people had already been fooled by Hagoromo, so the topic quickly turned to other places.

While everyone was chatting and the team was moving forward step by step, Hagoromo suddenly saw Minato arriving.

Yuyi thought he was here to find her, and immediately waved his hand.

As a result, Minato came to find Kakashi.

Minato nodded to Hagoromo, then said to Kakashi, "Kakashi, I have a mission."

"Yes, Minato-sensei."

Then Minato said to Hagoromo, "Hagoromo, I originally wanted to take you with me, but considering that it is more important for you to assist Orochimaru-sama in his work now, I replaced him with other members."

Yuyi spread his hands and said nothing. He would rather go on a new mission.

Ninjas are forbidden to inquire about each other's missions, so Hagoromo didn't ask any more questions - that's weird, he could ask Kushina about it later.

However, considering the current situation on the front line, Konoha's large-scale rest period, and Minato's optimistic attitude, the difficulty of the task should not be too high. For Minato, it is probably a casual B or C level. Mission?