A City of Infinite Winners in One's Life

"It's too much to say. Although I'm not handsome, I don't want to be fooled by being a clown. How pitiful are people who are willing to be social clowns to make such a choice." Li Wei said Ye Xizi very much. is dissatisfied.

"Master, please accept me!" Lan, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly said, directly startling the two of them.

"Huh? What a joke, I don't accept apprentices, it's very troublesome." Li Wei didn't want to directly refuse, even if he was beautiful, because apprenticeship is really troublesome, and it will squeeze his time. .

"You deserve to be single for the rest of your life..." Ye Xizi was originally worried if Li Wei agreed to take Lan as his apprentice, but Li Wei refused without thinking about it. Levi felt sad.

But for Li Wei, three-dimensional girls are really troublesome. They have a lot of unilateral requirements, they are unwilling to pay, and they have all kinds of messy relatives. These irrelevant relationships have to force you to do this, so Li Wei hates this feeling.In contrast, the girls in the second dimension are much purer, purer and more beautiful, not as bad as the third dimension. For Li Wei, who hates the inefficiency of socializing, many people in the third dimension are Pretty annoying because these people are not just wasting their own time, they are also robbing other people's lives.China is a society of personal feelings, and this situation is even more serious.

Chapter 034. Strange Dreams

Although the meal had a lot of twists and turns, Li Wei was still very satisfied. At least the neighbors weren't some annoying digging feet, and the two beautiful girls/girls were both very seductive/eyes. With this kind of thought in mind, wine Li Wei, full of food, returned to his kennel.

Yes, unlike the guy next door that is clean enough that the cleanliness guy can't pick out any faults, Li Wei turned the empty house into a kennel in only half a day. This is a talent shared by all otakus, right? No matter where you live, you can turn it into a kennel in half a day.

After vacating the middle of the room, Li Wei took out the quilt and blanket from the closet and spread it on the tatami. When he was in China, he slept on the tatami. , Li Wei sank to sleep.

This is a snow-white world, but it is not the kind of icy cold. White has never been a color that can give people a sense of security. White only makes people think of cold and bleak, and the extreme white and black will make people crazy.

Li Wei opened his eyes and felt like he was floating in the air. Perhaps only astronauts are most familiar with this feeling of weightlessness. Li Wei didn't feel too uncomfortable about the pale light around him. He was a little different from ordinary people. So for these things that can put a lot of pressure on ordinary people, he can face them peacefully.

"Is there anyone?" Li Wei felt very clear-headed, not groggy and uncontrollable like a dream, he chose to sit down rationally instead of running around.His voice kept recalling in this white space, this scene is a bit strange, is this a closed space?Thinking of this, Li Wei stood up directly, counted the number of steps and walked forward, but he walked more than [-] steps without finding the boundary. He finally determined that this place was not an ordinary place, but he didn't know that this place belonged to mysticism. The tube is still the technology side tube.

"It's really interesting, don't you feel a little scared? It really makes this uncle feel boring." A strong and proud voice sounded, just like the legendary demon king, but Li Wei But there is absolutely no fear of the owner of this voice.

"Oh, I thought who it was, it turned out to be Azazel."

Li Wei's relieved appearance caused the Great Demon King to be severely hit, and the Great Demon King was angry. "What's your attitude! I'm also a great demon king of lust/lust, one of the seven kings of purgatory! Show me some respect, bastard!"

Li Wei picked up the big devil, looked at the big devil like a mascot, and laughed out loud. "Sorry... Assaser-kun, I really can't help laughing, your three-headed body shape, and your stupid face are a natural comedy king, Zhou/Xing/Chi and Guo/De / Gang is not as cool as you are."

"You guys have to respect me anyway! I'm the Demon King! Do you understand the Demon King!" Azazel said unhappily.

Li Wei naturally knows Azazel's abilities. Don't look at his funny appearance, but in fact he is Azazel, the head of the eight fallen angels in hell, one of the seven devil kings, and the exposed Lord of the Flies who likes to eat shit. Bessib and Moloch, the tyrannical demon king, are close friends, and it's okay to be a bad friend.In addition, the relationship with the Demon Dragon Emperor Lucifer is also quite good. In addition, Asachel's function is lust/lust, so he is also called the lust/lust Demon God.

"Well, although he's a nasty kid, let's sign the contract, I'm still in a hurry." Asachel got rid of Li Wei's arm restraint and sat on the ground, half lion, half Shar Pei, half sheep with wings and The pointed-tailed Q version of the three-headed demon is actually quite cute, like a mascot, but this is the result of being sealed by the magic book. Asachel is a demon who can easily destroy a world, but you must not Be deceived by his cute appearance.

Summoned to the world by the Book of Solomon, both the Demon Lord and the Demon King will be sealed off with most of their power and become cute Q-version demons, but it is quite easy to bully an ordinary person.

"Contract? Signing a contract in a dream, this dream is interesting." Li Wei felt that the dream he had had was very special, as if he was awake, and even had a complete five senses.

"Idiot, this is not a dream! Really, why is the direct descendant of King Solomon a fool like you!" Azazel said with disgust.

"You coax me to understand, I'm a real Chinese. What era is King Solomon from, and he's a Jew. I can't even fight with each other." Li Wei also looked at it with contempt. went back.

"Hehe, why do you think you're so smart? Can you explain it clearly?" Azazel sighed.

"Yeah, since the fall I fell, the whole person is not right..." Li Wei remembered the fall when he was a child, which directly changed his life. "How is this going?"

"Because you are the reincarnation of King Solomon, you have only enlightened the wisdom that God gave you, but you have only enlightened wisdom. Unbalanced wisdom makes you only see the dark side of the world, so your growth will be like this. Ups and downs, because you see this human society too thoroughly, so you are so painful." Asachel smiled: "But I am still very optimistic about you, your potential is simply limitless, don't you? Don't you want to change your life now?"

"Why does it sound like a QB, I'm not a horse monkey soju." Li Wei sighed, who wouldn't want to change his life, but now the situation is unreliable, and he is not like those brain-dead protagonists, He dares to sign a contract when he sees it. That kind of stupid/coercive can easily be sold and help others to count the money. Although he is only 16 years old, his mental age is almost 30. It is not a simple middle school. juvenile.

"Sure enough, he was the one who awakened the fate of King Solomon Suhui, but I'm not going to pit you, because my interests are the same as yours. When I want to pit you, I guess you already have the qualifications to be on an equal footing with me. Yes." Asachel sighed.

"Oh? It's interesting, is there anything wrong here, can you convince me to sign the contract?" Li Wei also smiled, he is the master of not seeing rabbits but not hawks, but it's not that easy to fool.

Chapter 035. Creepy Reality

"Just look at it as a third-rate crappy novel. Your responsibility is to save the world, but don't think that you are great. This is based on the premise of destroying other worlds. In terms of your own work, you are no different from us. "Azazel said solemnly.

"A demon king asked me to save the world, isn't it the other way around? You're robbing an angel of his job."

"This is not a joke, but the world group here is threatened, and now all the worlds are starting to mess up. Whether it is a god or a demon king, they are all thinking about how to save the pluralistic world here, but the final conclusion is, To plunder the power of the world from other worlds to repair the gaps in our world. You are the reincarnation of a person blessed by the true God, not comparable to the power of those false gods. You cannot refuse this.

If you refuse, then in the next dream or the next dream, someone else will do your thought work until you agree.This matter has been decided from the beginning, and I'm just here to tell you. "Azazel said indifferently.

"What if I say no?" Levi asked.

"My words won't do anything to you, but if Moloch came to persuade you, he would probably escort you to put a fingerprint on the contract."

"Hey hey hey! This is forced! Where is my right to choose?!"

"So what? Who taught you not to cooperate? Anyway, you don't have to choose. You are tied by us or go by yourself. Those are the two options." Asachel's tone was like the black boss.

"Well, it looks like I don't have a choice. It's better for me to come by myself than to wait for Lao Mo to escort me to sign. But what am I going to do? What should I do? You can't let me go with empty hands. Save the world, I can't do anything other than a little smarter mind and a little bit of superpowers, you let me challenge the dragon or something as soon as I play, but I'm going to strike." Li Wei said with a sigh.

"Don't worry, the difficulty is increasing little by little, and we won't interfere too much with your freedom, and we will escort you if necessary. What you have to do is to change the general trend of other worlds, to be blunt. It is to find the main storyline of that world and distort it, we will plunder the power of the opposite world behind, you just need to rush forward." Azazel stood up, patted Li Wei's calf, With the height of his three heads now, he can only photograph Li Wei's calf.

"It's as simple as that? I'll just find an anime world and distort history. You don't want me to go into battle, right? It's a job to put your head on your trousers. Do you think I'm a cannon fodder?" Li Wei said a little. He said unhappily, it is not a good thing to rush to the front to be cannon fodder. If you are not careful, you will be sold by the people behind.

"Don't worry, we won't cheat you, because only you have the ability to directly cross the world. You are unique. Once we lose you, our last hope is gone. In this case, you think we will cheat. Are you? And we will not interfere with your methods. Even if you want to bring people from that world, we will not object. Moreover, as the reincarnation of King Solomon, your potential is far greater than you think. You Believe in yourself, because one day, you will look down on me." Azazel's expression was a little complicated.

"Okay, I signed this contract, and now I have no resistance at all, even if you want to trick me, I can't help it, right?" Li Wei sighed, bit his finger, and pressed his fingerprint with blood.

As the fingerprints were entered, the parchment contract began to burn, turning into a piece of fly ash, and the contract came into effect.Li Wei looked at the back of his left hand, and a command spell similar to the Holy Grail War in the Moon Moon World appeared there, but this mark was much more complicated than the command spell, and Li Wei, who had a little knowledge of the occult, could roughly see it. This is the mark of Solomon's seventy-two demon gods, but he can't recognize some of the complex marks. This mark is very strange, and it exudes a holy and evil atmosphere at the same time, which makes people's headaches split.

"This is a joint contract between the gods and the demon king. Because of you, this multi-dimensional world is rarely peaceful. Then, see you later." Asachel's body disappeared into the smoke with a bang.It came inexplicably and left inexplicably, making Li Wei confused. This dream was too real. Thinking of this, Li Wei lay directly on the white ground and closed his eyes.

Opening his eyes, he saw the typical neon-like light-colored ceiling. Li Wei turned his head and looked out the window. It was already bright, and he could hear a few crisp bird calls. "Sure enough...is it a dream...and yes, how can there be gods and demon kings in this world, only a middle-aged person would believe that..."

"It exists." A lazy voice sounded.

"Fuck!" Li Wei almost jumped up, looking at the three-headed Q version of the devil lying weakly on the tatami, Li Wei felt that his three views were about to be reshaped. "Azazel?! Why are you here?"

"Well, why are you making such a fuss. Didn't you say it, this is not a dream, you are really terribly stubborn, should you say that smart people are paranoid?" Asazel rolled over and scratched Fart/stock said with a look of disgust.

"You guy's map gun is really wide..." Li Wei complained feebly. He saw the complicated and gorgeous inscription on the back of his left hand, but it was full of the atmosphere of the middle school and stayed there quietly.