A devil may cry fanfic

"As karma was making a b line to the exit lily spoke up...

"...how many hims are there?"

Now having a secured safe route out of the demonic lair he didn't intend on leaving his current position by the exit while he spoke...

"As many as there are of you"

"...and wed need infinite baby's to just kill one. Fuck that's not fair!"

She did have every right to think that way yes the task at hand wasn't fair or decent odds at all...

"Exactly so let him play his weird game and ignore the bs!"

"But he can mess with all our lives? Won't that just cause drama?"

Again yet another logical point made by lily but she can't really do much about Luscius even though she badly wanted to.

"Probably but well...I got nothing sorry Nero's rocking back and forth want me to get a crowbar and pride you outta his hug?"

"No leave the traumatized bestie alone please and thank you...wait you had a crowbar the whole time?"

"Nah I had a knife thought you'd have a crowbar in da house"

"....you have a knife?!!!?!"

*Nero's demon arm started to glow while he's holding lily. His inner demon wants to fight but he's currently having a little mental breakdown due to his aunt wanting a fuck ton of grand kids the image is messing with him since he hadn't gotten use to the whole she's having my uncles kids thing yet.*

"Ima go now unless y'all got questions I can actually answer..."

Just as karma started to open the door lily began questioning karma on other important issues...

"Who's v?"

"Emo boy that Vergil split himself in two he's the human half of his soul...but because of him not being completely whole you may or may not end up saving him with goddess sacrifice"

"...demon half?"

"Pure evil and death that thing just kill it breaks the city and started a mini apocalypse"

"...fuck"

"Yeah right?"

"Where's Vergil?"

".....I have no fuckin clue my powers all information good and bad on anything alive on whatever planet my feet are standing on basically I can blackmail anything that breathes"

"Sooo not here or you'd know"

"He was here yesterday but then he disappeared"

"Where!?!!"

She shouted wanting to tackle him for further questions she knew how badly Dante missed his family. And also she wanted Vergil to try to have a stable relationship with Nero. But thanks to Nero's bear hug she didn't get far she got a little nudge that was about it.