A devil may cry fanfic

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The next morning when I went downstairs Nero ran up to me like it was a matter of life and death. Yeah I'm dressed but my hairs messy and I still haven't completely woken up yet.

"Why'd you do this? Seriously now the whole worlds got you rick rolling them on all the naruto dvds and whatever streaming sites they were on"

"...I made the dvds oh...oh so that's how it works whatever I do's permanently engraved into those places neat...I got hungry and grabbed ramen and fucked with the universe nothing major"

"Lily that entire sentence was a big deal what else did you do?"

"....you know that meme where people choke sasuke? I made kōhai cosplay DIO and had him choke sasuke while he yelled you thought it would be your brother but it was me DIO"

"...I now see why you and Dante are a thing your both weird and love referencing shit"

"You forgot we're both sexy badass mother f*^#^rs also I did the mememe dance in hellsing on someone's church"

"...hellsing saw your panty's?!"

"Yup but there were a shit ton of people staring at me to sooo yeah oh well no one touches me but darling so it's fine...-.-what else did I do last night? Also what panty's was a I wearing?"

"....I'm concerned"

"Oh yeah I remember now! So you know that episode where kenaki cross dressed? Yeah I went to the club and yelled this club should've been called trap nest cuz their everywhere. It's a refreshing inside a reference..."

"...I don't get it and I don't wanna get it so don't even try"

"....On that note wanna set up for Easter?"

"....again with these random holidays I never hear of I only know Christmas and Halloween"

*Lily makes a very concerned stare at Nero before leaving to change into a provocative costume to wear while dying eggs*

*trish and lady followed even though they'd just gotten up to, but they liked messing with their nephew so why not?*@@