A devil may cry fanfic

"...oh hey what's up?"

(I'm surprised I'm not the only one in the house... I honestly thought it was just me and the dogo)

I continued to go about my business only to get caught in what I only thought happened in shojo manga...

*corning technique*

"Love a lamb like you shouldn't be wandering around unless you are prepared for the consequences..."

Lily's face is bright red and her eyes are semi glazed over clearly her mind and body are not in sink...

[the event of the cells at work joke chapter happened within a few seconds here]

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Vergil caressed Lily's cheek and tilted her head up towards him a little as he leaned in for his long awaited kiss...

*smack*

Vergil turned his head in announce at whomever just cock blocked him sure it was a kiss but he was planning to get laid in the process...

There was a dead silence for a few seconds...Vergil stared at the tiny lap dog known as Cerberus standing on the dam counter. It'd used the cupboard to smack him in the face by opening it on him.

Grrrr arf arf

*the small growl and yips broke the silence*

[which translates to fuck off devilman]

"What in the ever loving fuck he trained it to cock block?"

[nope Cerberus is just really smart]

Lily burst out laughing at the awkward unnatural bullshit that just occurred while sliding down the wall into a seated position on the floor. Though oddly enough her angelic laugh seemed a tad odd it had ever so slightly seemed less pure in tone then it had been previously.

Vergil didn't see this as concerning given the circumstances and just ignored it.

"Kyhahahuh? Wait when did you lose the coat thing?"

lily just now realizing that Vergil didn't have his useal blue coat on and was just wearing a navy blue sleeveless top that was tight so she can see everything above the waist. Plus his sexy buff arms.

(Oh god get it together!)

*she smacks her cheeks*

"Love who's mutt is this?"

"mine"

(...can we eat it?)

(No it's hers I want her as my mate we don't make her upset!)

(But it denied the booty)

(...-.- well I'll keep trying)

"Vergil hey"

*lily waves in front of him*

"Sorry you looked like you were zoning you ok?"

"Of course love"

"Okidoki Ima make some snacks wanna be my player two and we can play some mortal combat?"

(Friend zone him normal sibling relationship for fucks sake I'm taken)

"You'll have to teach me the new controls but of course"

(She's warming up to me)

Cerberus(yooo give me a treat I just saved your pussy)

Lily made some sweets and the three left to bond over video games Cerberus purposely kept trotting in front of Vergil to mess him up since he was still concerned about his master and a bit ticked.