A devil may cry fanfic

@@Son-...fuck I mean Nero

".....I'd actually answer to either what's up?"

"Was it you or Dante that taught the feral beast its odd tricks?"

"...dad he's a fuckin lap dog I just taught it high five and sit...but to be fair I doubt I actually taught it jack shit since like that fucker opens doors on its own"

"...I don't doubt that but seriously what in fathers name is this beast u cannot sense demonic energy from it"

"...I legit don't know and I didn't care enough to question it, plus it and lil where kinda a package deal"

"...she named it? I'd expect something more cutesy since she seems like that type"

"Nah Dante did she sucks at boy names"

"...-.- oh it was a reference and a mockery. Can you tell me how to make it stop harassing me or like me because it would piss her off if I yeeted it into a portal"

"You learned normal words I feel oddly proud"

"She kept saying it while using a throw attack on me while we were playing video games I assume it means throwing something"

"...your trying that's all that matters...oh no"

"What?"

"I think Cerberus just became besties with shadow or he convinced him to shit on your coat while he pisses on it"

"STOP EVOLVING!!!"

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