A devil may cry fanfic

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Dante "alright boy and girls reading this daddy Dante has to lay down some stuff author chan wrote."

Lily"we don't have any kids yet"

Dante "I swear you will by the end of this"

Lily*nosebleeds*

Dante *winks*

*nero had to catch her as she faints in the background*

Dante "alrighty so author chan wanted to say she apologizes for the chapters yesterday If they weren't the best quality she was trying to crank multiple out at once because she didn't want to disappoint anyone...dam ok second thing is to make sure she doesn't rapidly decrease the quality she's probably only going to be able to post once or twice a day during school since she's still in high school."

Nero"to slow"*steals sheet*

"Lastly she had to go to a doctor procedure today so these next chapters will be late tonight she hoped that your all cool with that."

*realizes author chans weaker then Kyrie*

"Let me fight the jerks who think she's no good"

*devil triggers*

Dante *knocks his nephew out with a fuckin chair like in wrestling*

"Ignore that enjoy"

*drags wifefu and nephew off screen*@@