A devil may cry fanfic

Senza nome "should I not have sent the kid mafia money?

Karma "does our version of lily know we're messing with a different version of hers life and friends simply because we're bored?"

Luscius "nope also don't tell our version of her"

Senza nome "...shit were not severing justice were being the opposite of justice"

Luscius "yup I'm gonna say it sen you fucked up and you should have realized it before you got involved you know me and karma are hella fucked up"

Karma "think that's why he's queenies right hand man, cuz most of the time he keeps us in line."

Luscius "butcha didn't did ya?"

Senza nome is forced to reevaluate some life decisions because of these little assholes

Luscius "you know why we're fucking with the universe right now though right"

Karma "cuz your playing with fire cuz you can't wait for the game to come out?"

Luscius "actually no I wanna know the ships stats before they exist in the game, neros baby stats and lily and Dante's baby stats"

Karma "shipping lord"

Luscius "also I have time to kill while author chan works on our book"

Karma "what?"

Luscius "nothing...hey which ship should we do for the next arc?"

Karma "flip a coin after the game comes out"

Luscius "smart man"

Karma "wanna jump dimensions like a edgyer rick and morty?"

Luscius "that shows already edgy"

Karma "but your a sentient god with unlimited powers and doesn't really value life other then the five of us and I'm a bisexual psychopath, therefore we are the edgyer rick and morty except not super old and super young."

Luscius "...I don't recommend you advertise the fact that your a psychopath"

Karma "ok valid but how many of those psycho people are bisexual in mainstream media?"

Luscius "oh shit you right"

Karma "see now let's ship these mother f"&$ers and see them baby stats like fire emblem"

Luscius "we can't force it we just nudge them into the right direction it'll take a while"

Karma "ugh but I wanna make out with space aliens and break things"

Luscius "I think we are just playing sims at this point with the universe"

Karma "that's true"

Luscius "...let's play dnd while we wait for the next chapter"

Karma *pulls out popcorn and dnd also screams for the rest of the group to come in to play*

The five play dnd while Luscius waits for the next chapter to come out