A devil may cry fanfic

(...I should make Dante sit through terrace house so he doesn't scream talk once we go to Japan and insult the locals because all he knows is anime...I still wish I could've gone on that world saving adventure with him)

Internally she's pouting and whining a bit since she wanted to go with him

(Wonder what I'll do without him while he's gone since I can't really kill anything in my current state, guess I'll just have to kill time with anime since Nero and the girls will be killing stuff without me...-.- booo and I can't just beg Nero to hangout with me on his free time he's got a wife to pamper....oh god I'm already thinking how lonely I'll be without darling;-; dam I wish he could stay...why did we have to be verified in the eyes of a deity when I'm a fuckin goddess? How dare anyone not approve of our Bonnie and Clyde romance!!!! AaaAaaaa!!!!)

She still got the ultimate poker face while she's literally losing her shit internally

(Brain consisting of yandere, bat shit, sane lily and motherly instinct lily(

Yandere side: RAAAAAAAAHAAAAA*running with flamethrower because of random thought and setting shit on fire*

Motherly side;-; *crys under table inside her brain*

Sane side: god dam u existential crises!!

Bat shit side: IMA GIRAFFE*dumbass sliding down a sky slope*

Sane side :...we should re name that one meme queen

~back to normal about five minutes later after the existential crisis all without her breaking that poker face~

(...it sucks having unlimited knowledge my brain just had the equivalent of whatever drugs people take to make memes happen)

At this point she catches the priest shake his head at Dante.

(Diss him again I dare you old man)

She clicked the heel of her shoes off against one of the steps revealing a small shine the shine was being caused by a concealed knife that was also acting as her heels.for the rest of the mass her absolute attention was on the priests actions but not what he was saying since well ya know she's a god and she's not the type to just hop the faith train like a certain couple since in her eyes these gods had already abandoned her from the beginning.

(I'm not sure how but I felt a jojo reference a moment ago...was it Nero or Dante? Also how the fuck did I just sense a joke is this a rom com?)

{she unintentionally breaks the fourth wall}

(That's just as bad as that one joke Nero made last week if that's true)

*quick flash back*

"Vitamin c is Spanish for vitamin yes"

*end flashback*

(...fuck I hope he doesn't actually believe that if he wasn't joking, none of them have been schooled oh no the dumb stuff may rub off on the baby's)

Brain"they are getting schooled since your moving ya dork"

(Oh yeah that stuff exists everywhere but here...*a random thought occurred to her about what she'd have to do if her husband wasn't home and there was a demon in the house trying to kill a baby after she's still recovering from having it, also they aren't here their in Japan and she's got no back up. This is what her brain showed her*

*Both screaming. She leaves the room and comes back with a fuckin flamethrower and hair spray...they left as the house fuckin burnt down after her odd disposal of a low level demon*

(.... I need to ask darling to buy a shotgun)

"You may now kiss the bride"

*dante dips lily and makes out with her. Lily chucked the Lily's but it misses her target and hits Nero in the face. Didn't hurt cuz they are just flowers*

When he dipped her the knife heels clicked back into place thanks to their romantic display of affection no one really picked up on the freakin knifes.

They now headed to the reception