A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty

The celebration banquet in the palace was quite lively. Zhao Shu drank too much when he was happy. Although he was not drunk, he became interested and ordered: "Bring the suona."

All the ministers looked at each other in confusion. Only Ouyang Xiu drank too much and shouted: "I heard that your Majesty is a suona master, and I can also play the flute. If your Majesty will not give up, I am willing to make peace with you."

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Bao Zheng said in a deep voice, "Are you drunk?"

"No, I didn't drink too much." Ouyang Xiu waved his hand and said: "Your Majesty, I can also play the piano..." He smiled at Bao Zheng and said: "I know a lot, Bao Zheng, are you so versatile? "

Bao Zheng said nothing with a sullen face. He felt that such behavior was a bit frivolous, just like Li Taibai back then.

Li Bai relied on articles and poems to enter and leave the palace. In Bao Zheng's eyes, such ministers were lucky ministers.

When he thought of it, he said, this is the number one troll in the Song Dynasty. Bao Zheng frowned and said: "Officials must be sincere and loyal to the king. It is enough to reconcile with articles and poems, but to reconcile with music, this is frivolous!"

Ouyang Xiu sneered: "You don't know and don't understand. Wait until I perform a song that will make you stunned, hahahaha!"

Zhao Shu was in a very good mood and said with a smile: "So I brought the piano and I will perform it with Ouyang Qing's family today."

Later, the suona and the piano came. After tuning the piano, Zhao Shu first played a tune...

Ouyang Xiu was confused.

Such a high tone, Your Majesty, I can't get along with you!

He glanced at Bao Zheng. Lao Bao was sullen, obviously not liking the king playing music in front of his ministers.

Han Qi watched the two people's reactions from the side and couldn't help but nodded slightly, feeling that Bao Zheng was extremely appropriate.

The king should maintain his majesty in front of his ministers, but playing in concert with his ministers seems a bit frivolous. As time goes by, the ministers will naturally despise the king.

Bao Zheng could see this problem and pointed it out, but did not insist on admonishing Zhao Shu when he was extremely happy. This is the courtesy of a minister, which not only reminded the king, but also maintained the king's face.

What a great Bao Zheng!

The sound of the suona brings joy, relaxation, and excitement.

This is a rare and relaxing emperor.

But Ouyang Xiu was dumbfounded on the side.

Suona is a strange musical instrument for the Central Plains. Most people have never heard of it, and Ouyang Xiu is no exception.

Later, Shen An treated Zhao Shu and found something to relieve him, which was the suona.

From then on, Suona became Zhao Shu's true love. Apart from his wife and children, nothing else could compare with it.

However, Zhao Shu played the suona more secretly. He used to play the suona in the prince's palace, and later in the palace. Apart from those close to him, his neighbors also occasionally heard some lingering sounds.

Ouyang Xiu didn't know how powerful the suona was, so he overestimated his ability and said that he wanted to use the sound of the piano to harmonize...

Okay, Xiang He. Now the suona sounds cheerful and exciting. How can we be harmonious?

The scholar-bureaucrats in the Song Dynasty all liked the piano. They would play a tune on the piano if they had something to do, and then stroke their beards to be content. This was also a kind of fun.

But the sound of the piano is deep and melodious, with endless aftertaste, just like a gentleman among musical instruments.

But the suona is sharp and high-pitched, like a burly man among musical instruments...

A gentleman and a strong man come to play together. How can a gentleman be his opponent? Whenever he wanted to make a sound, the big man would punch him in the face.

Ouyang Xiu felt bored, so he played the piano casually, and the voice of the immortal came out.

For Zhao Shu, playing suona after drinking too much is a kind of enjoyment. Just blow it, and the drunkenness will be blown away. You will be broad-minded and at ease.

When he was feeling comfortable, the voice of the immortal came in like noise, causing his mood to be confused for a moment.

Zhao Shu glanced at Ouyang Xiu with a look of disgust.

Can you stop playing the piano randomly?

Ouyang Xiu was so ashamed by this sight that he retreated.

There was a sadness in Zhao Shu's eyes, and he felt that there were many ministers, but no one was a close friend.

So the suona sound became a little heavier.

At this moment, Bao Zheng stood up, walked over, and sat down in front of the piano.

He raised his hands, closed his eyes and concentrated, then pressed with his left hand and plucked the strings with his right hand.

The sound of the piano came out slowly, but it was like the gurgling of a mountain stream.

Zhao Shu glanced at Bao Zheng unexpectedly. The sound of the suona changed and became lighter, as if someone was singing in the mountains.

The mountain stream is flowing, and there are birds combing their feathers by the stream, and small animals are drinking water... The breeze is blowing, and the leaves are rustling...

The song is melodious, passing over the mountains, turning into waves of drizzle falling...

When Han Qi heard this, he suddenly put his hands on the table and chanted loudly: "After the new rain in the empty mountains, the weather comes late in autumn. The bright moon shines among the pines, and the clear springs flow up the rocks. The bamboos are noisy and return to Huannu, and the lotus moves down the fishing boat. Feel free to do so. When the spring fragrance rests, the kings and grandsons can stay..."

The sound of the suona slowly stopped, and Zhao Shu looked at Bao Zheng.

Bao Zheng played the last note with his right hand, slowly raised his hands, and looked up at Zhao Shu.

The monarch and his ministers faced each other silently...

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Zhao Shu only felt that this song was really hearty and hearty, and his heart felt wide and extremely comfortable.

Bao Zheng cupped his hands and said: "Playing the piano and painting are private matters that can be treated with his wife and children, but not with his ministers."

What this means is: Boss, we all know that you like to play the suona, but you are the emperor. Next time you want to hold a party or concert, you can have your wife and children come to listen, but you cannot invite your ministers. This is not good. , damaging to the majesty of the emperor.

"I listened to Bao Qing's words." Zhao Shu nodded and said: "I was so happy that I got good news today, and I got carried away. I will definitely not do it next time."

The ministers stood up and held their hands, "Your Majesty is wise."

An emperor who is good at accepting advice is wise in the eyes of his ministers.

Zhao Shu smiled and said: "I think Yelu Hongji was very reserved in the past. When talking about the Song Dynasty, he would inevitably use the term "Southerners". Does he realize how powerful the Southerners are now?"

Nanren is the disdainful name given to the Song Dynasty by the Liao people. They probably think that the Song Dynasty is not even a complete country.

Han Qi said: "During the Han and Tang Dynasties, the Central Plains owned the north and the south, so the surrounding areas were restrained. But Shi Jingtang dedicated the land of Youyan to the Liao people, and the Central Plains became the southern country after that... However, I believe that the return of the land of Youyan is not far away. .”

Zhao Shu was in a happy mood, "Yes! But later I thought, the land of Youyan was lost when the Song Dynasty was founded, so why not take it back? Every time I hold a candle and look at the map, when I see the north, I feel I feel so panicked that I wish I could take it back overnight... But I know I can't! I can't!"

Han Qi smiled and said: "Your Majesty, this is... too cruel."

They don't know that patients with anxiety disorders are the most insufferable problems. When they encounter a problem, they want to solve it immediately. If they can't solve it, they will bury a knot in their heart and have an attack every once in a while.

"It's not too worrying, I just want to... Who said it last time, that they wanted me to go to the land of Youyan within ten years... It was Shen An, I guess."

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"Within ten years, if I can visit the land of Youyan, I will die in peace." Ouyang Xiu felt that this was a luxury hope.

Han Qi glanced at him disdainfully and said: "If I can recapture Youyan within ten years, I will crawl over and have a look even if I can't walk!"

This is Han Qi, domineering but stubborn.

Zhao Shu couldn't help but smile and said: "In this way, you and I, the emperor and our ministers, will meet on that day to see the majestic and majestic mountains in the north. Let's go and see the heroes of the Han and Tang Dynasties."

Han Qi said sternly: "This minister has recorded this matter. Your Majesty must not forget it."

This is an incentive for Zhao Shu.

Zhao Shu picked up the chopsticks and flicked them hard, but he didn't break them.

I……

He glanced at Chen Zhongheng and wanted to hit him.

Why do you make the chopsticks so hard? I couldn't stop it even if I tried my best.

But this matter has nothing to do with Chen Zhongheng!

But the officials were angry, and he could only bow his head to express his guilt, but he was helpless.

You said you didn't... drink too much, why are you thinking about breaking off your chopsticks?

And haven’t you heard the saying?

Bao Zheng looked at this scene and remembered a sentence that Guoguo sang at Bao's house when he was a child.

——One chopstick was broken, and a bundle of chopsticks was hugged into a ball.

Guoguo's crisp children's voice was very interesting, but it sang a truth.

Your Majesty, the more chopsticks you have, the harder it is to break them!

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Zhao Shu felt furious in his heart, so he pushed it hard again.

Snapped!

This time the chopsticks were finally bent and broken, with only some remnants remaining.

Zhao Shu felt that the palms of his hands hurt, but he was in a good mood, "I will make an appointment with you for ten years to go to the land of Youyan within ten years!"

This means breaking off chopsticks and swearing.

The ministers stood up and held their hands in their hands, shouting in unison that Your Majesty is wise.

This emperor was more aggressive and impatient than the previous emperor. He would not let go of problems when they encountered them, would not give up until they were solved, and was difficult to serve.

The train...the big car ran fast, all because of the front belt. With such a leader, Da Song could only run forward as hard as he could.

Everyone was in an excited mood, so they toasted frequently. Soon Ouyang Xiu got drunk and got up to sing. Han Qi, who had drunk too much, also walked to the middle, reading www.uukanshu.net and dancing to accompany him.

Han Qi danced and Ouyang Xiu sang. The atmosphere... was really exciting.

Zhao Shu was in a good mood and said: "That and so on...that is all confirmed...I have never seen such prisoners before. All the ministers are here today and brought them here to ask about the affairs of the Liao Kingdom."

So someone went to the Imperial City Division.

Later, Zhang Baba came in person with Yeluhu.

"...If you cut off the water with a knife, the water will flow even more. Life is not satisfactory in this world. The dispersion will make the boat flat in the future...ah..."

An old man was singing loudly and tapping a wine pot in his hand. To Yeluhu, he looked like a street performer from the Liao Kingdom.

Han Qi's dance is very distinctive. He bends slightly, glances to the left, then to the right, then takes two steps forward and stretches out his arms, as if...

How does this person look like a thief?

Yeluhu felt that he had arrived at Goulanwashe.

But the person sitting on it is the Emperor of the Song Dynasty, right?

What is the emperor of the Song Dynasty holding in his hand?

It seems like a musical instrument?

Tsk tsk!

This life is quite rotten!

Zhang Baibian led him to the middle and whispered: "If you dare to move, you will be in a dilemma of life and death."

As he spoke, he grabbed it with his claws, and there were several deep finger marks on the table next to him.

What a great master!

Yeluhu couldn't help but feel tense, and immediately thought of the shameless Shen An.

But this case belongs to Wang Anshi.

Lao Wang was thinking about the problem when he woke up quietly. Looking at the finger marks on the table, he raised his head and asked, "What does this mean?"

Are you Zhang Baibian dissatisfied with me? Then say it, I will argue with you.

Zhang Baibian didn't notice that it was him, so he twitched the corner of his mouth and stopped paying attention.

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