A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty
Chapter 1,076 Kill him
"Yes?"
Sima Guang stood up and said, "If this is the case, please give me your Majesty's permission."
He felt that Shen An was lying, so let Zhao Shu make the decision.
If Zhao Shu delays, it will be self-inflicted, and Shen An's reputation will be ruined on the street.
Zhao Shu was murmuring in his heart and glanced at Bao Zheng.
Lao Bao and Shen An wear the same pair of trousers. The relationship between the two is extremely close, and everyone in Bianliang knows this.
So Lao Bao definitely knows whether Shen An is confident or not.
But Bao Zheng really doesn’t know!
So Bao Zheng also looked at Shen An and raised his eyebrows.
Is your kid serious or bluffing?
If this was true, I would make Sima Guang regret his birth.
If it is false, then I will find an excuse to block the matter today.
Of course Shen An was serious. He raised his eyebrows at Bao Zheng, indicating that he was fine.
Brother can make Sima Guang vomit blood!
He was feeling proud, and his eyebrows were raised higher and exaggeratedly, looking like he was helpless.
Bao Zheng sighed in his heart and said: "The weather is bad today and the wind is strong, so we can't ascend to the sky..."
Well!
This reason is very powerful, because what if a person ascends to heaven and is blown away by the wind?
Zhao Shu looked at the sunshine coming in, felt the wind and sunshine, and felt that Bao Zheng seemed more shameless than Han Qi.
But it’s better to be shameless!
Sima Guang looked back at the sunshine outside the palace and felt that compared with these important ministers, he was really a gentleman.
He wanted to refute, but seeing the fierce look in Bao Zheng's eyes, he gave up.
This is a ruthless character who dares to make the emperor spit!
He was really scared.
Shen An said in surprise: "No! The weather is nice, there's no wind, it's just up to the sky."
So you were sure? Bao Zheng almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, stared at him and asked: "Heaven? I will send you to heaven in a minute!"
Shen An trembled and forced a smile: "You can really go to heaven, you... I wanted to tell you last night, but I just ate too much on the way home..."
Bao Zheng's face brightened slightly, but Zhao Shu snorted dissatisfied.
Why didn't you give me a detailed report last night? Just say that the officials can rest assured. Can I rest assured?
Shen An smiled bitterly and said, "I had diarrhea last night."
Zhao Shu said dissatisfied: "How high can you go? How high is one person?"
He thought that one person's height was enough, but Bao Zheng said seriously: "For officials, half a person's height is enough."
Are Guan Jia and Bao Zheng competing to see who is more shameless?
Sima Guang wanted to spurt blood, so he said: "Shen An said he would ascend to heaven. I think it is very high."
Flying up to half a person's height...is this considered ascension to the sky? Those with better bounce can jump up.
"Yes!" Shen An said with a pure face: "Do you dare to sit in Sima Jianyuan?"
This is one of the bets. Sima Guang will be the first to ascend to heaven.
Will he be killed?
Sima Guang murmured in his heart, but knew that he could not refuse, so he nodded and said: "I have nothing to fear."
"Okay, feel free!"
Shen An couldn't help but feel happy when he thought of the spout installed under the bamboo basket.
I have to let you try what a rocket is today.
"Your Majesty, please come into the palace to show me."
The hot air balloon is now outside the imperial city, and Huang Chun is guarding it with the country soldiers. After seeing Su Shi ascending to heaven last night, he swore that when the ball was there and the people were there, the people would die when the ball died.
"good!"
Zhao Shu has already thought about it. As long as Shen An can send people up a little bit, he dares to say that this is a ground-breaking achievement. As for whether it is a ground-breaking achievement... I can say that it is.
But how can we send people up there?
Zhao Shu was a little depressed and worried about Shen An's failure.
"Your Majesty, the king wishes to see you."
Zhao Xu came, and Zhao Shu said with a smile: "You are here just in time, let's go and see together."
Zhao Xu glanced at Shen An, and Shen An blinked and said it was okay.
But Zhao Xu felt that his expression showed a guilty conscience, so he said to Qiao Er, "You should follow closely later."
Does the king actually value someone so much?
Qiao Er couldn't help but burst into tears.
But Zhao Xu was thinking about how to use him to take the blame...
Let Qiao Er get closer. If it fails, just say that Qiao Er did something wrong, for example...
Zhao Xu glanced at Wang Chongnian. Wang Chongnian stepped forward and lowered his head.
"Draw a talisman..."
Wang Chongnian was dumbfounded and whispered: "Your Majesty, I don't know how!"
It is said that the talisman requires bathing and burning incense, and then it has to be studied hard for decades...
"Do you understand the talismans drawn by ghosts? They are scribbling... ghosts can't even recognize them..."
"Understood." Wang Chongnian understood and quickly ran to Qingning Palace. He quietly got some paper and pen, then thought about it, and then started the great work of drawing talisman.
And the monarchs and ministers over there have already arrived in front of the palace.
"I have met His Majesty."
As the first engineer under Shen An, She Hui arrived.
Zhao Shu looked at the gum in the corners of his eyes and said, "Thank you for your hard work."
"It was very hard. I couldn't sleep until I was asleep last night..."
She Hui muttered for a while, then yawned and ordered: "Get it started!"
This airbag is different. She Hui used things to build a rigid frame for it.
The airbag stood straight there, and the basket on the side began to ignite.
"What's this?"
Sima Guang asked very puzzledly. He thought why this thing was so unreliable.
"This is something that ascends to heaven." Shen An looked at him maliciously, "When you go up there, it is guaranteed to ascend to heaven. You can't even think about it."
Sima Guang raised his head and glanced at the sky. He saw blue sky and white clouds, and there was not even a breeze. It was such a good weather.
"Can this thing fly?"
When Han Qi saw that the Taoists were struggling to carry it, he felt that this was really unreliable.
To fly, you must be light. How can something as heavy as you and yourself fly?
Shen An said: "Please wait and see."
Let’s not compare, let’s see the results.
"alright."
She Hui picked out a lump of eye droppings and felt that today would be recorded in the annals of history, and that he would be famous throughout the ages.
This is what Shen An said. According to his words, She Hui will definitely leave a heavy mark in the history books in the future.
Shehui doesn't have any material requirements, he just wants this... false reputation.
So he cheered up, and when he saw Sima Guang coming, he frowned and said, "Lang Jun, this person is comparable to two people."
Sima Guang couldn't help but touch his big belly and said awkwardly: "I just look fat, but in fact I am very light."
After entering the bamboo basket, the bamboo basket visibly sank, and She Hui shouted: "It's so heavy, I'm afraid the bamboo basket will be worn through. Mr. Lang, why don't you find someone else."
Sima Guang's face turned red, but he said seriously: "I said I would go, so no one can replace me."
It’s heavy, good!
It depends on how you move if it's heavy.
Zhao Shu whispered: "Han Qing, is he as important as you?"
He was talking about Sima Guang. Han Qi said confidently: "Your Majesty, don't worry, I can be like two Sima Guangs."
Shen An over there said: "It doesn't matter, it's just him."
It’s good to sink! Shen looked back and panicked, would he jump down?
Shen An looked up at the sky, imagined the scene of Sima Guang falling from the sky, and couldn't help but said with satisfaction: "The weather is really good!"
Sima Guang stood in the basket very calmly, thinking it was just a joke. He said calmly: "When can we get up now? I can't wait to go to the sky to see it."
Just make fun of it.
Shen An knew that Sima Guang was sure that this thing couldn't fly, so he took a natural stance.
When the hot air balloon takes off later, you need to remain calm.
Flying into the sky is just a fantasy these days. It is as incredible as people in later generations saying that if we get on the bus today, we can travel to Mars tomorrow.
Shen An was looking forward to Sima Guang's reaction under this incredible situation.
"Here's to cheering."
"Here is the fuse. When it is lit, it will... ah..."
When she said this, She Hui yawned, and Sima Guang became impatient and urged: "Hurry up, I still have a lot of political affairs over there."
"oh!"
You may call She Hui stupid, but no one can match him in scientific experiments. But if you want to call him smart, except for smelting, he doesn't care at all about other things.
So as soon as Sima Guang urged, She Hui subconsciously forgot to remind him that after the fuse was lit, the hot air balloon would soar.
"come on!"
He pointed at the oil handle, and Sima Guang stepped on it without any hesitation...
boom!
Flames spurted out, and the Taoists on the side quickly held up the air bag.
Someone was holding a fire-breathing thing nearby to heat the air in the airbag. Gradually, the airbag began to straighten...
When the airbag was aligned with Sima Guang, the flamethrower he controlled also aligned with the airbag.
"come on! Come on!"
She Hui looked at the flames happily and felt that today would be a big day.
Pindao is about to become famous!
"Can it be done?"
Han Qi asked Bao Zheng, "If it doesn't work out, Shen An is going to Dengzhou. It will take two years at least. Are you willing to go?"
There is no problem for Shen An to go out, but Bao Zheng is heartbroken when he thinks of Guoguo going there and suffering, "Why can't you let go? Besides...when the time comes...Didn't Yanzhou say that there is a lack of a magistrate? There are also officials there..."
This shameless old guy!
Yanzhou is close to Bianliang, so what kind of overseas release is this?
However, Han Qi couldn't bear to think of Shen An being released, "If he leaves, many things in this court will be without someone to stir things up. What a pity!"
"Zhang has been here for eight years."
At this time, Zhang Bianba came in a hurry, and UU Reading www.uukanshu.net approached and said: "The officials, monks and Taoists gathered outside the city. They said that they watched the sky last night, and there must be a bloody disaster today... Now they are outside the city. Wait...someone is making noises, saying that Shen An is blasphemous and today is the day he will die..."
"What are you waiting for? Waiting to see Shen An die?" Zhao Shu waved his hand over there, and She Hui asked Sima Guang to turn off the engine.
Sima Guang thought it was Shen An admitting his failure, so he couldn't help but smile and said: "Dengzhou is a good place."
Shen An just sneered. He knew that he got rid of the so-called witchcraft last time and deprived those nagging people of a lot of benefits. But once they successfully ascend to heaven today, it will hit those people even harder.
Didn't you talk about ascension...why can't you see it? But Shen An got something and sent the person up.
Is your ascension unreliable?
So they came, ready to see Shen An's jokes.
It's just that the curse was a bit vicious, saying that Shen An would be punished by God.
Zhao Shu said calmly: "Those people are all good."
Everyone nodded, Fang outsiders were very powerful and ordinary people couldn't afford to offend them.
But they underestimated Zhao Shu.
Zhao Shu frowned slightly, feeling a surge of anger rising.
He said in a deep voice: "When will it be the outsiders' turn to speak about matters within the DPRK? What do they want to do?"
Everyone was startled and couldn't help crying or laughing.
Boss, they are just watching the excitement and want to see Shen An's jokes! It's just that the curse is a bit more vicious.
"Zhang Ba8!"
Zhao Shu's voice suddenly turned cold.
"I'm here!" There was murderous intent in Zhang Bianba's eyes.
"Go, the one who takes the lead..."
Zhao Shu's lips moved slightly, "Kill him! Go and do it yourself!"
This emperor is very irritable!
Moreover, he frequently killed people, unlike the previous emperors of the Song Dynasty.
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