A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty

Outside the imperial city, countless officials stood holding lanterns, looking like zombies.

Shen An is already immune to the spectacle of zombie siege.

Along the way, he kept holding his hands and saying auspicious words, and the officials returned the favor with smiles, and they were all happy for a while.

Everyone in the clan huddled together to talk, and most of the topics were about the performance of their children and grandchildren in the clan academy. After comparing themselves with each other, the children and grandchildren showed poor performance with smiles on their faces, but their hearts were bleeding, and they just wanted to go home to deal with their problems.

"Shen An!"

Zhao Zonge is here, and wherever he passes, everyone is waiting with bated breath.

Shen An almost wanted to turn around, but in full view of everyone, this was too rude, so he had to hand over his hand and move towards the clan.

Don’t keep good things to yourself!

"This Shen An is so wicked!" Someone in the clan scolded: "What will we do if he comes over?"

As soon as Shen An came over, Zhao Zonge also came over.

The clan members couldn't leave, so they had to hold their breath.

"By the way, why did you resign as the mountain chief of the clan academy?" Zhao Zonge was very unhappy, so he farted quietly.

"I sent my children there just because I wanted you to be the headmaster. Now that you are out, can the academy still teach good children?"

Zhao Zonge's words resonated a lot, and the clan members all questioned Shen An's decision, but they didn't know that it was Zhao Shu's arrangement.

He had a good start in the clan academy, but later he did not participate in the specific management at all in order to avoid suspicion.

Zhao Shu resigned from his position as mountain chief, which was to untie him. It was called punishment, but in fact it was a reward, so Shen An was very happy.

But the clan members are not satisfied!

We were all willing to send our children to study because of your face, Shen An, but you ran away. How can I say this?

Anger was gathering. Shen An felt that he didn't read the almanac when he went out today, so he laughed dryly and said: "That's it. In fact, the key to the clan academy is..."

He pointed to the palace, and everyone was thoughtful.

The first thing you do when you study in a clan academy is to be looked after by the officials. Otherwise, who would be willing to spend so much money?

The second is to transform the descendants and let them learn real skills.

"As for miscellaneous studies, the professors who teach them are carefully selected. To put it bluntly, as a pioneer of miscellaneous studies, I wish that all members of the clan would learn miscellaneous studies and learn them well. Only in this way can the influence of miscellaneous studies be enhanced. It can get bigger and bigger.”

This is true.

Everyone's expressions paled slightly, and they forgot the principle of exhaling with big mouths and inhaling with small mouths, and breathing normally.

Then the smell of fart hit me, causing a burst of retching.

"Zhao Zong'e..."

Zhao Yunliang and his son retreated in embarrassment, and the others did not resist and were defeated one after another.

Shen An reacted the fastest and had already hid behind Zhao Yunchu, the idiot from the previous court.

Zhao Yunchu frowned and said: "What is there to fear about Yaqi? People will poop and pee when they eat, and they will have Yaqi. Who doesn't?"

Tsk!

This crazy man from the previous dynasty had a lot of research on Buddhism, and everyone was a little embarrassed by what he said.

People eat whole grains, and eating, drinking, and diarrhea are unavoidable.

Someone said: "But Zhao Zonge's farts are very smelly."

Zhao Yunchu sighed with a kind look on his face: "What are you talking about? Look at me..."

He studied Buddhism intensively and felt that everything in the world was illusory, so he went to Zhao Zong'e very dissatisfied.

"We are all relatives, why are we hiding here and there?" Zhao Yunchu looked at everyone, "Don't do this again, I..."

He suddenly looked sideways at Zhao Zong'e, his eyes widening.

Isn't there anyone who isn't afraid of someone's fart? Zhao Zong'e said happily: "One morning I couldn't help myself, so I ate more beans..."

As he spoke, he farted silently again, "Someone also ate some barbecue..."

Barbeque and beans fart...

Everyone looked at Zhao Yunchu silently, and someone suddenly muttered: "What a good man!"

Zhao Yunchu turned around slowly, then squatted on the ground, "Ugh..."

The Great Meeting began in such an atmosphere.

This year's meeting of the Great Dynasty lacked the Liao envoys, and the envoys were all missing their leaders. So the Xixia envoy was shocked to find that he had become the boss, leading a group of envoys from small countries to congratulate the New Year. It was really great!

It seems more comfortable without the Liao people?

This idea was finalized in the Xixia envoy's mind.

Then he will be the first to leave work to congratulate the New Year.

"...The Song Dynasty was kind, and foreign ministers came here to see prosperity everywhere..."

The envoy's words were very kind and he praised the Song Dynasty highly.

Then the envoys from various countries congratulated each other on the New Year, and their congratulatory messages were all brilliant. Compared with previous years, the envoys this year were very polite, even a little fearful.

Later in the evening, Zhao Shu gave a banquet to the envoys from various countries in the post house, and all the officials were in the palace.

"Last year, the Song Dynasty defeated the Liao people and abolished the Sui coins... The Song Dynasty is flourishing, and I am happy to see it!"

What Zhao Shu said was very inspiring. All the ministers nodded, and the atmosphere in the palace was filled with joy.

"This year looks good to me." Zhao Shu even joked, "It will definitely be good."

Han Qi said: "It doesn't matter if there are some disasters. There is a lot of food in the warehouse now, which is enough for disaster relief."

Zhao Shu nodded, only feeling that the Song Dynasty was gradually becoming stronger and stronger under his governance, and that sense of harvest made him feel ecstatic.

"It's up to you all to do your best this year..."

Zhao Shu raised his glass, and the ministers raised their glasses, "I congratulate Your Majesty."

"For the sake of the Song Dynasty, drink this cup to the full."

…

At this moment, Tang Ren was also at the Great Court Meeting, but it was the Great Court Meeting of Liao Kingdom.

The envoy from the Song Dynasty was the first to speak. He went out and said: "Song and Liao have been at peace for many years, and the people of the two countries are like brothers. When a foreign minister passes by a tent, the herdsmen inside will warmly invite the foreign minister to come in and drink..."

I was invited, but in the end I paid him, because if he didn't pay, he would have to stay there and be his door-to-door son-in-law. Tang Ren looked at the woman and immediately gave the money happily.

Yelu Hongji nodded slightly, feeling that such words were excellent.

"Later, when I arrived at Zhongjing City, everything was filled with enthusiasm. Your Majesty, let me talk a little bit. It is not the same for foreign ministers to eat in Zhongjing City. Today, they will eat at this restaurant, tomorrow at that restaurant. The enthusiastic Daliao people made foreign ministers feel at home. Enthusiasm, the foreign minister only hopes that the friendship between Song and Liao will last forever, no, tens of thousands of years..."

Yelu Hongji stroked his beard and smiled and said: "Yes! The friendship between Liao and Song has lasted for ten thousand years. This is a very good thing to say. If you come, I will reward the envoy of Song Dynasty with a hundred sheep and ten cows..."

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

It is Tang Ren's instinct to say good things. As for Zhongjing City's enthusiasm, since Dali Pill became a hot commodity here, the powerful people invited him to eat, drink and play with women in order to get the goods. It was really a night of entertainment.

Someone’s waist!

Tang Ren rubbed his lower back, but he didn't expect that he would be rewarded with cattle and sheep.

This is good!

He planned to take these cattle and sheep back to the Song Dynasty and sell them in Xiongzhou. After all, it would be a good sum of money.

Then comes the banquet.

The next day, the second day of the Lunar New Year, the third batch of goods arrived. After inspecting it, Tang Ren delivered it to Xiao Dieyi and then took the cattle and sheep to leave.

Yelu Hongji was watching his son Yelu Jun riding and shooting with Xiao Guanyin. When Tang Ren arrived, he asked, "How is my prince?"

There are several arrows stuck on the target, all close to the target.

Tang Ren praised: "The prince's cavalry is so superb that he can rival the mighty generals."

Yelu Hongji nodded, and after Tang Ren said goodbye, he ordered: "When you return, you must tell Emperor Song that peace between Liao and Song is not easy, cherish it, and..."

Tang Ren nodded frequently, but he was sneering in his heart.

You, Yelu Hongji, have already dragged the Xixia people into playing covenant, and you still say that peace is not easy. How shameless!

Xiao Guanyin suddenly stood up and left.

Yelu Hongji nodded, and after she left, he finally said: "Let Emperor Song prepare the coins for this year as early as possible."

"yes."

Tang Ren just agreed, and it had nothing to do with him whether Song Dynasty would do it or not.

Yelu Hongji felt that the envoy was very sensible and felt very good, so he said, "Give the envoy a leg of lamb."

He goes out hunting all year round and often rewards people like this.

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Tang Ren went out carrying a roasted leg of lamb. When he passed a big tree, he heard a dry cough, which was very delicate.

"who?"

Tang Ren was very nervous as he held up the leg of lamb. The chamberlain leading the way smiled and said, "Your Majesty, don't worry..."

A maid came out from behind the big tree. She said to the maid, "Your Majesty has taken off her coat. It's very cold, but I sprained my foot..."

Seeing the pain on her face, the waiter volunteered, "Go get it then."

"Thank you very much."

The maid thanked her, and after the chamberlain left, she said to Tang Ren, "Your Majesty, please wait a moment."

What does it mean?

Tang Ren was a little confused and took a bite of the mutton. He thought it tasted really good, much better than what he had eaten in Bianliang.

Liao people just have a lot of meat!

He envied this.

But when Xiao Guanyin walked out from behind the big tree, he had forgotten all about envy and was only left confused.

what does this mean?

Could it be that Xiao Guanyin is attracted to someone and wants to have a private meeting with someone here?

In an instant, Tang Ren felt numb all over.

Xiao Guanyin looked around and said in a low voice: "May I ask your envoy, if Duke Shen wrote the stone record, why did the follow-up stop?"

Is it actually for Lord Shen?

Yes, his charm spread far and wide. It is said that even Empress Liang of Xixia was his admirer.

This man is so talented that even two of the most noble women from the enemy country are attracted to him. It's really...envy-inducing!

Tang Ren calmed down and said, "Shen County is busy with public affairs..."

Shen An, who is currently sitting at home and taking a nap with his son Taro in his arms, is very happy.

"Yes!" Xiao Guanyin sighed: "He still wants to lead the army."

"Yes, yes, UU Reading www.uukanshu.net County Duke Shen still has to lead the army."

Tang Ren looked carefully and saw the affection in Xiao Guanyin's beautiful eyes, and couldn't help but said: "But he is kind-hearted, cheerful and kind... As a man, every time I see Mr. Shen County, I will sigh how can there be such a man in the world? One can’t help but admire him…”

A series of compliments came out of his mouth, and Tang Ren said it very seriously.

"Is this the kind of salted vegetables and meat?" Xiao Guanyin couldn't help but be fascinated, "I think he must be proud and independent, and his appearance is extraordinary..."

When Tang Ren saw this, he knew that the queen was full of admiration, so he couldn't help but help Shen An.

"Mr. Shen seems ordinary, but after careful consideration, you will find his benefits. His aura makes people want to get close to him unconsciously, and they wish they could get along with each other day and night..."

After Tang Ren resigned, Xiao Guanyin was completely crazy.

"He who can write the Stone Chronicles must be...peerless and independent. Why do people like this have to live in troubled times? I wish I could get along with him day and night and keep him away from the dirt..."