A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty

Chapter 1516: I take off my husband’s shirt

"Zhiza, someone is playing tricks on this matter."

"say clearly."

"Our people are spreading news, and some people are adding fuel to the fire... The two groups of people have met before, and our people were knocked unconscious."

"Do you know who it is?"

"have no idea!"

"Probably the king!"

"Your Majesty! What can I do?"

…

"Li Liyuan comes to the grass, go to bed early and get up early. Little lady, get up."

In the early morning, it was dark, and Lu Mao was muttering on the shelf outside.

Guoguo opened her eyes, and she quickly adapted to the environment. Then she rubbed her eyes and muttered, "Brother is still not back."

Although my brother is not back, it is necessary to exercise every day.

Get up, wash up, and start running.

If you are used to running, if you don't run for one day, you will feel uncomfortable and uncomfortable.

"aunt……"

Taro is like a little mouse waving at the edge of the kitchen, looking sneaky.

Guoguo stopped, "What are you doing?"

Taro waved again, and Guoguo walked over.

"Auntie, I dreamed about daddy."

Taro raised his head and vowed in the morning light: "Daddy has brought many people back, so majestic."

The east gradually became brighter. Guoguo touched the top of Taro's head and said seriously: "When the autumn leaves fall, my brother will be back."

So in this midsummer, Taro asked every day.

"Mom, how long does it take for the autumn leaves to fall?"

Yang Zhuoxue looked at the sunshine outside and was stunned, "It's still early!"

…

"Caizhou is right in front!"

On the official road, hundreds of cavalrymen slowed down, and the leader, Shen An, dismounted.

There are fields on both sides of the official road, and some farmers are yelling and cursing.

"What's going on here?"

Shen An took the water bag and drank a few sips, then handed it to Li Baojiu and walked over.

At this moment, the wheat has been harvested, and the surrounding fields are flat, and there is nothing unusual at first glance.

As Shen An walked forward, locusts were startled from time to time.

"I've met noble people."

Several farmers were culling locusts. After catching them, they crushed them to death and threw them into the basket they carried with them.

"But because of the locusts?"

"Yes." A farmer said: "There are more locusts this year and the harvest is smaller. I'm afraid there will be a drought next year, which will be troublesome."

Locusts emerge during drought, which is related to the living habits of locusts.

Shen An leaned over, stretched out his hand to pounce on a locust and looked at it carefully.

The locust had something like saw teeth on its legs. It kicked its legs hard, causing Shen An's fingertips to feel a little painful.

“Plow deep!”

Shen An didn't think it was a big problem, "Remember, plow deeply and rake carefully to avoid leaving locust eggs underneath."

The farmers nodded, but no one knew whether they would do it or not.

Shen An missed the experience of eating locusts in his previous life.

Remove the wings of the locusts, then remove the lower half of the intestines, liver, belly and lungs, and fry or deep-fry them. It will taste crispy and beefy.

What a good thing!

If you want to eat locusts in future generations, you will have to pay for them, but now they are everywhere.

After taking a short rest, Shen An continued on his way.

When they saw Bianliang City, the rural soldiers of the Mangshan Army were impatient and wanted to go home and have a look.

"Everyone go back."

Shen An was also anxious to go home, especially when he thought of his two children, he really wished he could fly home.

But as soon as he entered Bianliang City, he was stopped.

"Jun Gong! The officials are here to invite you!"

A petty official stopped in front of Shen An's horse, with a generous look on his face.

Shen An was shocked, "How did you know that someone was returning to Beijing today?"

His journey was so fast that no one told him. How did the capital get the news?

At this moment, he started to think about conspiracy and thought of cheating.

Madan! You dare to cheat on me?

The clerk held his horse's rein and said, "My lord, someone said you would return to the capital early, so I have been guarding the city gate every day since half a month ago."

It turns out it has nothing to do with seeding!

Shen An asked without feeling any guilt: "Why do you want to stop him? He will naturally enter the palace."

Li Baojiu next to him had a look of admiration on his face.

Shen An had just said before that he would go home first and return to the palace later.

But now he denies it flatly, with an expression that doesn't show any guilt at all. What is this?

This is the art of war!

Soldiers never tire of deceit!

Li Baojiu followed Shen An on his southern expedition this time, which was really an eye-opener.

Attacking a country will be very troublesome, and it is usually done step by step.

But Shen An actually made preparations a few years ago. Whether it was rural soldiers sneaking in or students surveying the terrain to find ways to prevent and control miasma; or the army seemed huge, Shen An didn't use infantry properly at all, but Using cavalry to rush all the way and make a surprise attack, Shen An's strategy can be seen everywhere.

The road conditions in Jiaozhi are naturally difficult to describe. Many horses were killed in this sudden attack, and Shen An was well prepared. Almost all of the cavalrymen were one man and two horses, and they could be discarded if they died.

The navy also appeared nearby at the right time, playing the important role of intercepting enemy reinforcements. Under that environment, it seemed that every step was frightening, but it took Thang Long City all the way.

Then Shen An's series of methods made Li Baojiu dumbfounded.

So it turns out that attacking a country can still be done?

After the first battle, Li Baojiu completely became a fan of Shen An.

The young official Dui smiled and said: "I am not worried that you will be exhausted, so I am here to lead the way."

Damn it!

This is really a lie!

Even the sergeants nearby knew that they were worried that Shen An would go to Yulin Alley as soon as he came back, and then the censors would grab him and bark like a mad dog, so the officials asked people to wait here.

Why!

It is really difficult for me to have such a minister!

Shen An followed him into the palace angrily, and the people cheered when they saw him along the way.

"Mr. Shen, what a good man!"

These people kept saying these words over and over again, making Shen An feel drowsy.

"Did Duke Shen bring Li Rizun's wife back?"

Your sister!

Shen An looked up and saw a wretched man saying with a flushed face, "I have one from Liao, I have one from Xixia, one on each side, plus a Jiaozhi one. If not, there is still one person sleeping on top..." Ouch!"

A woman kicked him when she heard what he said.

The wretched man staggered back. He wanted to scold him, but when he saw it was a woman, he salivated and said: "The prince is so handsome and extraordinary, and if he finds a few women from other vassals to accompany him, that's what a handsome young man from the Song Dynasty will look like!"

Huh!

Shen An felt refreshed after saying this.

The woman also laughed, "What you said is dirty, but what you said next is right. For people like the Duke, those women in the extra chapter are only qualified to warm his feet."

Shen An walked all the way into the palace and saw Zhao Xu just after entering the imperial city.

Zhao Xu was dressed in formal attire and bowed solemnly.

"What does this mean? Stop!"

Shen An habitually wanted to go over and pull him, but Wang Chongnian beside him shook his head and said solemnly: "Young Master, please don't act rashly."

What are you doing?

Shen An was confused.

After a set of procedures, Zhao Xu came over.

"What does it mean?"

Shen An asked.

But Zhao Xu actually stretched out his hand...

What does this mean?

Shen An wanted to hide, but Wang Chongnian said: "Don't move."

This thing is so good!

Zhao Xu began to undress him in a serious manner.

Damn it!

Only at this moment did Shen An know what he meant.

He was here to greet him on behalf of Zhao Shu!

It is the most solemn etiquette to remove the armor of a general who has returned from destroying his country.

Shen An was a little at a loss.

He stood there blankly, letting Zhao Xu untie his outer garment.

When he was in the Song Dynasty, he did not need to wear armor, so he was in plain clothes.

After the outer clothes were taken off, he was only wearing underwear, which looked particularly weird.

Well!

Zhao Xu stepped back and then smiled, "Let's enter the palace."

"good!"

Shen An entered the palace wearing underwear.

"Give me my outer clothes!"

It's autumn now and it's still a bit hot. Wearing underwear is very comfortable, but it's very embarrassing!

The key is Shen An's inside... He is wearing home-made boxer shorts, which exposes two hairy legs, which is very unsightly!

Zhao Xu said with a straight face: "This is the official's order!"

What does Zhao Shu want to do?

All the way into the palace, when he saw Zhao Shu, he was standing in the palace with his ministers.

I go!

It’s all thanks to me!

Shen An screamed in his heart.

Such a large formation must be prepared to take away the credit of someone.

Zhao Shu smiled and said: "The Song Dynasty has been a country for a hundred years, but you are the first to destroy the country. When the good news came, I was very happy, and Bianliang cheered. I stopped in front of the ancestor's memorial tablet for a long time, thinking that if the ancestor has a spirit, he will also do it. Rejoice, you, well.”

Shen An thought this was an act to waste away his own merit. Who would have thought that the officials would think so highly of the destruction of Jiaozhi.

He felt hot in his heart, cupped his hands and said, "I am here just for advice, and it all depends on the bravery and skill of the soldiers."

As he spoke, he took a step back solemnly, then held up his hands, "Your Majesty, Shen An, led his army south and destroyed Jiaozhi in one battle. The battle flag of the Song Dynasty is now erected on the top of Shenglong City and the Jiaozhi Palace. Your Majesty, please give me your permission!"

Zhao Shu had read the good news over and over many times, but now after hearing these words from Shen An himself, he still clenched his fists, then lowered his head, took a deep breath, and said: "I am very happy. ."

He looked at Shen An seriously again, "Da Song is very happy!"

The Central Plains is the Central Plains of China. After the founding of the Song Dynasty, countless countries were destroyed. UU reads www.uukanshu. net, but those are just competing internally.

Externally, the Song Dynasty was slapped in the face by the Liao people in its first action, which was extremely painful.

Therefore, the Song Dynasty was afraid of mentioning it to the outside world.

The prime ministers and assistants stood solemnly, and Han Qi had a look of relief in his eyes; Zeng Gongliang was grinning for the first time; Bao Zheng's appearance... was probably the kind of "my son is awesome, you get out of the way and let him shine" '; Ouyang Xiu's eyes were blank, probably trying to figure out which of Shen An and Zhao Xu was the real master.

Zhao Shu only felt that the air had never been so fresh, like... a feeling of ecstasy. He looked at Shen An with satisfaction in his eyes, "Jiaozhi was destroyed, why are you back?"

The general who unified the army returned privately without orders. What did he want to do?

At another time, it would be no problem to chop you with a knife.

But why is Zhao Shu's voice so relaxed?

Look, the prime ministers and assistants are also smiling. Bao Zheng, who has always been rigid, looks like a chrysanthemum blooming on his face.

Shen An said: "I miss my wife and children, so... please punish me."

The corners of his mouth raised slightly as he spoke.

This is a kind of trick between kings and ministers, which is very interesting.

Zhao Shu said with a straight face: "Return without being told, how brave!"

"Yes." Shen An was very panicked.

Zhao Shu snorted coldly, "I will give him a banquet later, and the ministers will punish him for me."

"puff!"

One of the chamberlains finally couldn't help laughing.