A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty

Chapter 155: I’m not a real person!

"Ding ding ding!"

Shen An shook the little bell and asked, "Do children like the sound?"

Zhang Ba went back to the palace, and only Shen An and Zhao Zhongzhen were left in the main hall.

"I definitely like it!"

Zhao Zhongzhen looked at the little bell with some envy.

Rumor has it that this bell can ward off evil spirits and can also be used to control the house.

Baby!

Shen An threw it over casually. After Zhao Zhongzhen caught it in a hurry, he said heartbrokenly: "Brother An Bei, be careful."

If you throw such a treasure around casually, if I, Wengweng, see it, I will definitely slap you.

"Give it to you."

Shen An got up and went out, stood outside the door, and stretched toward the west.

"Brother Anbei!"

Zhao Zhongzhen said with some panic: "I can't have this."

Throw this thing out and people all over Bianliang will come to snatch it. Zhao Zhongzhen thinks it is too valuable.

When Shen An stretched, he felt that his ribs were a little tight. He moved his right arm and said casually: "You are still young. This thing can suppress you. I have no taboos. If Guoguo follows me, you won't worry about any evil spirits... "

He turned around and saw Zhao Zhongzhen lowering his head, so he said: "If you are moved, take it back and play with it. Okay, let's go back. At least I can give you Weng Weng a message to reassure him."

She Hui was a chemist and metallurgist, and the bell's function was probably just to hear the sound.

Zhao Zhongzhen raised his head and said: "Brother Anbei, little brother..."

"Get out!"

Shen An didn't like to hear any swearing or cursing, thinking it was because of toothache.

After driving away Zhao Zhongzhen, Shen An slowly walked down the steps.

Zhuang Laoshi stood at the foot of the steps, bending sideways as if to welcome the arrival of an emperor.

Shen An frowned and said, "Be normal, don't go crazy."

Zhuang Laoshi said with awe: "Mr. Lang, you are actually an expert. From now on, I will serve Lang Jun wholeheartedly. I just hope that when Lang Jun raises his family and ascends to heaven, I can let him hang behind him."

"Hang in the back?"

"right."

Zhuang Zhen said: "I heard the Taoist say that someone ascended to the sky in the past, and even the servants could hold on to the wall and fly to the sky."

In front of him, Tuesday stood with his head hunched against the wall, his head lowered, not daring to look at Shen An at all.

When Shen An entered the kitchen, Zeng Ermei immediately knelt on the ground and said tremblingly: "Don't you dare, Mr. Lang, you are an expert. If I ask you to cook, I'm afraid there will be no place to take care of the slave after he dies..."

Shen An got angry and walked in.

"Mr. Lang, spare your life!"

Zeng Ermei hugged Shen An's thigh and wailed: "Mr. Lang, you are a real person. If a real person enters the kitchen, I will be struck by lightning from the sky... Please spare my life, Mr. Lang!"

Shen An said with a dark look on his face: "Let go!"

Shen An angrily entered the backyard. Guo Guo was carrying a thin bamboo pole to hit the tree trunk. When she saw him coming, she dropped the thin bamboo pole and ran over.

"Brother, you are a real person."

Shen An picked up Guoguo and saw Aunt Chen kneeling beside her.

"Mr. Lang, of course I will take good care of my little lady from now on. I just ask you to support the governor..."

Governor Zhou's name was very domineering. Shen An asked about the origin of the name Tuesday. Tuesday said that on the eve of Governor Zhou's birth, he dreamed of a general. When he woke up, Aunt Chen was in labor.

This is also a manifestation of the gods' dreams.

It's just that Shen An is very irritable now.

He knew that as long as he pretended to be a magician, he could obtain countless benefits by relying on the things of future generations.

But that’s a magic stick!

How many great villains throughout the ages have ended well?

Most of the magic sticks are proud for a while, but Shen An wants to be prosperous forever.

Once Shen An is considered a master, Shen An's future path will probably be fixed.

What were those days?

You are looked at with awe every day, but you cannot do practical work because you are an expert!

Who has ever seen a master quarrel with others in the court, or even beat his colleagues violently?

Who has ever seen an expert say that he would lead the army north to restore Youyan?

Do you just stand quietly in a corner of the court, watching history continue to advance in silence every day, listening to the sound of horse hooves coming from the grassland getting closer and closer, and the long knife flashing above your head...

Shen An shudders!

He shook his head, firmly.

I can’t get through this day!

He remembered what he said by the river on the border of Song and Liao.

——Han'er should be a man!

"Call everyone here."

Later, all the Shen family members came, including Governor Zhou, who was also standing in the front yard.

Shen An stood on the steps of the front hall holding Guo Guo and said, "The so-called ascension will have to wait another thousand years. Do you understand?"

"one thousand years later?"

There was a sparkle in Zhuang Laoshi's eyes and he said: "Lang Jun, that little man has been following the Shen family from generation to generation. Will he be able to ascend in a thousand years?"

Can you please stop worrying about ascension?

Shen An felt like he was going crazy.

If you ascend after a thousand years, that's because with airplanes, everyone can ascend if they have money. Even if you are rich and courageous, you can even spend money to take a spaceship to travel in space.

He knew that as long as he said yes now, these servants would probably be as loyal as domestic slaves in the future.

But I don’t want to bring out a bunch of stupid house slaves!

Shen An felt a little regretful, but said calmly: "After a thousand years, my bones have rotted away, where will I be able to ascend to?"

A group of people stood there blankly, watching Shen An lead the horse out and then go out.

Shen An arrived all the way outside the county prince's palace. When the disciple saw him, he said happily: "Shen An is waiting for the imperial edict, the young master just got the reward from the county prince!"

Shen An dismounted and asked casually: "Go and report that I want to see the prince."

The doorman smiled at him, and then said: "What did Shen Daizhao say? The prince just said that when you come, just go in. Anyone who dares to report will have their legs broken!"

That old gangster!

Shen An entered the county prince's mansion with a dark look on his face, and was then led to Zhao Yunrang's side.

There is nothing worth seeing in the Prince's Mansion in winter. A few little girls were playing around. When they saw Shen An coming, they exclaimed, UU reading www.uukanshu.net and ran to the back.

"These are the ladies from the county prince's palace, and they often play with the ladies from your palace."

The servant beside him said softly, Shen An nodded slightly, and the place ahead was where Zhao Yun gave way.

"Are you sure this bell belongs to Master Shehui?"

Zhao Yunrang held the small bell and looked at Zhao Zhongzhen.

There were more than ten people sitting next to him, all brothers, nephews and nephews of Zhao Zongshi.

Zhao Zhongzhen stood in front, raised his head and said: "Weng Weng, my grandson has seen it with his own eyes. Brother Anbei is open-minded and said that I need these things more to suppress evil spirits, so..."

"What a young man!"

Zhao Yunrang was leaning on the couch, holding a bell in his left hand, and asked: "Is he really profound in Taoism?"

There was an unknown flavor in his voice, as if it was regret.

Even if you can ascend in the daytime, in the eyes of the officials, you are just a nuisance, a nuisance that induces the king to ignore government affairs and only want to cultivate immortality.

This is how the secular world views the outside world.

Unless you can take everyone with you to ascend to immortality, you should just go back to where you came from.

Zhao Zhongzhen nodded and said, "Master She Hui said it."

Zhao Yunrang felt even more regretful. He carefully placed the bell aside, then glanced at his descendants and said seriously: "If Shen An wants to take this path, he will be rich and noble, but his career will be difficult. "

One son said with joy on his face: "Dad, then we have a real friend in our family!"

"fart!"

Zhao Yunrang said angrily: "Zhenzhenzhen, what's the use of that?"

As he spoke, he threw the tea cup away.

Boom!

The son was splashed with hot tea and quickly got up to apologize.

Shen An happened to see this scene when he came in. He said awkwardly: "This is a party! I'll stay away first."

In an instant, all the Zhao family members in the room stared at him.

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