A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty

Chapter 1556: Say goodbye to bloat and become young again

The road leading from Lingzhou to Xingqing Mansion is lined with checkpoints and is so heavily guarded that even a bird that flies by has to be stopped and questioned.

There are still caravans coming and going in Xingqing Mansion.

"We are a caravan."

The man leading the caravan had a stern look on his face. The sergeant outside the city checked his identity but refused to let him go. He pointed at a man in the caravan and said, "This man looks so wretched, like a spy!"

There were more than twenty people in the caravan, and one person standing in the front pointed at his nose with a look of disbelief.

The man coughed dryly and said, "Don't talk about that. This time they brought good things from the Song people. Many people in the city are waiting for them! You know, after Lingzhou was occupied by the Song people, those good things The price keeps rising again and again. I took the risk this time and after going through hardships, I finally got some, but I also lost a lot of manpower. This business... I'm afraid I won't be able to continue in the future."

As he spoke, he held the sergeant's hand and said sincerely, "Thank you for your hard work."

Where no one could see it, a lump of gold was put into the sergeant's hand.

The sergeant clenched his fist and said angrily: "Back off!"

The man laughed dryly and said: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding."

The sergeant retracted his right hand and measured the weight in an instant. He yelled, "Smiley face, don't even think about entering the city if you do this next time. Get out of here!"

The man smiled and nodded, turned around and waved, "Hurry into the city."

The caravan slowly entered the city. The sergeant turned around, opened his hand, took a look at the size of the gold, and smiled proudly at his colleagues.

Guarding the city gate is a hard job. Without these benefits, who would take it seriously?

The caravan went all the way into the city to find a place to stay, and then started delivering goods.

The more critical the country is, the more arrogant and extravagant the powerful are. This is not limited by region or race.

The luxury goods brought by the caravan created a small storm.

"Lang Jun, I just sent goods to two families, and those people came."

On the second floor of the guest house, Shen An opened the window and poked his head out, looking at the arrogant slaves below, and said calmly: "I want a big fish, preferably Liang Yimi, these people... are not worth mentioning. "

At this moment, Li Baojiu has completely changed. The knife marks on his face have been decorated, and his eyebrows have been overhauled. In addition, the change in skin color makes it impossible for even an old acquaintance to recognize him.

"Mr. Lang, Liang Yimi is the Prime Minister of the country. I'm afraid he won't take the bait, right?"

Liang Yi buried his younger brother because of his elder sister's position. A young man could serve as Xixia's prime minister, but he would not be able to convince the public at all. But he showed his ruthless tactics from the moment he came to power and became Liang's right-hand man.

For such a person, luxury goods may not be able to tempt him.

Shen An smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if he doesn't move, but what about Mr. Liang?"

Li Baojiu took a breath of cold air, "Lang Jun, do you want to lure her out?"

"No?" Shen An smiled. Just as the slaves below started to make a fuss, two people were fighting. He shouted loudly and whistled sharply.

"Mr. Lang, that's... that's the Queen Mother of the Western Thief. I'm afraid it's difficult!"

Everything in Xixia is at Liang's discretion, and she lives deep in the palace and usually doesn't come out. It's not that easy for Shen An to lure her into taking the bait.

"But she is a woman."

Shen An smiled and said, "I heard that Mrs. Liang is a little... plump?"

Li Baojiu nodded, "Yes, it seems that I asked the doctor about this."

hehe!

Shen An was smiling like an old Chinese medicine doctor on a telephone pole, "Go and spread the word that the caravan has found a way to make women lose weight."

Huang Chun was stunned, "Lang Jun, are you really good at this?"

"certainly."

Shen An thought of the weight loss methods of later generations and said easily: "It's just a trivial matter."

Huang Chun left the inn, accompanied by the secret spy and Yan Baoyu.

The secret agent was proficient in Xixia dialect and talked to himself from time to time. At this time, Huang Chun and Yan Baoyu would talk like a duck, talking in a mess, as if they had forgotten their lines and recited a number and a virtue.

On the way, they met a beautiful boy.

"Long time no see." There was no salute, just a greeting with a smile, and he had to avoid crowded places and speak in a low voice.

"Zhang Wulang!" Huang Chun's eyes lit up, "Tsk tsk! With such thin skin and tender meat, you are almost as beautiful as a beauty. Didn't the lady here swallow you up?"

From Zhongjing City in Liao Kingdom to Xingqing Mansion in Xixia, Zhang Wulang transformed from an ordinary spy of the Imperial City Division to the leader of the Imperial City Division in Xixia. The only thing that remained unchanged was his handsomeness.

Zhang Wulang smiled and said: "My skill is pretty good."

The words were cryptic, but Huang Chun, an experienced driver, understood them. He asked in surprise: "Is there really a woman who used force on you?"

Zhang Wulang had a smile on his face and turned his eyes, "There are quite a few strong women here."

His attendant whispered: "Wu Lang was ambushed by women several times, and his identity was almost discovered."

Such a beautiful boy...

Huang Chun wondered in his mind whether Zhang Wulang had taken the initiative to seduce him, "Then I'll be ruthless and kill them all."

The spy said calmly: "Three of them were killed."

grass!

Huang Chun thought of Zhang Wulang breaking the necks of those women with a smile, and couldn't help but sigh, "Beautiful young men like these should stay in Bianliang."

All the way to the home of a powerful person who was familiar with the delivery agent, before entering, he whispered: "How about being fatter? The skinny one is ugly as hell. I'm afraid this is inappropriate."

Huang Chun frowned: "Just say it, whether it succeeds or not has nothing to do with you."

"Easy to say." The spy went in.

The weather was cold and there were few pedestrians outside. Seeing Huang Chun and others standing outside the gate of the powerful man's house, they all shook their heads.

Zhang Wulang whispered: "Every year at the end of the year, there will be many people who can't stand it anymore. They will come and squat outside the homes of powerful people... They believe in Buddhism here and occasionally give charity."

Faith in this era was a necessity and served as a powerful tool for rulers. Whether it is Xixia or Liao, worshiping Buddhism is a common phenomenon.

"Do you think we are here to beg?" Huang Chun was angry. He looked down at his clothes and found that they were a little shabby.

"Beggars will be beggars." Huang Chun smiled and said, "How is Mr. Liang doing lately?"

Zhang Wulang shook his head, "She has many enemies, and those people insist on her origin as a Han woman. There have been many disputes about this matter, and the Liao people played a big role in it."

"Do the Liao people want them to fight among themselves? That's not right." Huang Chun felt that this possibility was unlikely. "The Western thieves are the enemies of the Song Dynasty. If they do this, wouldn't they take advantage of the Song Dynasty?"

"No!" Zhang Wulang slowly turned around and glanced behind him, "The Liang family now wants to cultivate their health and recuperate, but the Liao people hope that they can continue fighting with the Song Dynasty, so that they can be the fishermen on the side. profit."

"I see." Huang Chun suddenly realized, "So, without the Liang family, the Western thieves will go crazy against the Song Dynasty?"

"Someone is coming out, be silent!"

Everyone put their hands into their sleeves and sniffed. Not to mention, they really looked like beggars.

The spy came out with a smile on his face, turned around and said goodbye to the servants of the family.

Everyone walked silently on the street, turned around and separated.

We meet again in the inn.

Shen An has finished bathing and changing clothes and is drinking tea.

It was cold and windy outside, and there was a charcoal pot burning in the room, which was very comfortable.

Zhang Wulang came in and saluted with mixed emotions, "I have seen Shen Longtu, and you are here, which makes me feel more at ease."

"Is the situation already so difficult?" Shen An pointed to the stool next to him with a calm expression.

Zhang Wulang sat down and said, "Yes." He pointed to the next door. Huang Chun next to him said, "Anxin, this floor belongs to us."

How luxurious!

Zhang Wulang was a little envious, "Those dignitaries were criticizing the Liang family, saying that she was a Han woman and had colluded with the Song Dynasty. So most of the Han men in the city were stared at, and they were waiting to get the evidence to attack the Liang family. I will go to the official this……"

He pointed at his face and said with a wry smile: "There are quite a few people staring at my subordinates."

"It is also a sin to be too handsome." Shen An joked, and then said seriously: "The Liang family sent an envoy to Bianliang, saying they wanted to negotiate peace, but this was just an illusion. I came here to see the situation of the Western Bandits. , causing trouble for them...and the ultimate target is Liang."

Zhang Wulang nodded, "Do you want Mr. Liang to restrain his hands?"

"Yes, many people in the court think this is ridiculous, but you have to give it a try." Shen An smiled and said: "If we can convince the Liang family, then the Song Dynasty will not need to fight a protracted war to regain the country and the people. It’s very beneficial.”

Xixia is prepared. If it is a serious attack, casualties and material losses will be astronomical. Therefore, it is naturally best to differentiate within Xixia.

"It's difficult." Zhang Wulang's career as a spy made Zhang Wulang speak very directly, "Liang's family is hanging up the curtain, and her younger brother Liang Yi is the prime minister of the country. Both of them are in power, so trying to persuade her is difficult for the lower officials. "

"That's not necessarily the case. UU Reading www.uukanshnet It just depends on the means."

Shen An asked Huang Chun, "Is there anyone willing to come and lose weight?"

"Yes." Huang Chun felt incredible when he mentioned this, "Lang Jun, why do some people want to lose weight? How good would it be to be fat? In Xiongzhou, anyone who is fat is very proud of it, and everyone is envious of it. They all feel that they are so fat. It’s full of fat! How good.”

yes!

A belly full of fat.

"You don't understand women!" Shen An's eyes flashed with memories, "If it was the former Tang Dynasty, then fatness would be considered beautiful, but here in the northwest, fat women are a burden, and the men in the family still despise them."

"What about Bianliang?" No one had ever brought up the concept of losing weight, so Huang Chun was a little curious.

"This needs publicity." Shen An's spirit was obviously much better. "Why do many people think that being fat is good? That's because they are poor. In the past, we didn't have enough to eat or wear warm clothes. How many people were fat? Poor people envy fat people. The body is covered in fat, but those ladies are different, they feel bloated... It's like you have dozens of pounds of wheat flour on your body, how does it feel when you walk?"

"tired."

"Are those noble ladies tired of being pampered?" Shen An said confidently; "And what kind of women do men like? Confident women, women who are not bloated, those noble ladies must be very melancholy because of the disgusted eyes of their husbands. , but no one told them how to change. Now that someone is here, their happiness is not far away."

Huang Chun blinked, feeling a little moved.

"Go tell those noble ladies." Shen An had a sacred look on his face, and there seemed to be a light behind his head. "If you want to win back your husband's heart, then come here. The slogan is... Say goodbye to bloat and be young again."

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