A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty
Chapter 1,642 Ignorant words
"Daddy!"
Taro is now so energetic that it gives me a headache.
As soon as Shen An arrived home, he abandoned Huahua and ran over, "Dad, you promised to go out!"
Well!
Shen An forgot about this. He touched the top of Taro's head and said, "Ask your mother and she will arrange it."
"Mom said I am a debt collector. Dad, what is a debt collector?"
The father and son went in together. Mr. Zhuang looked at the father and son, one tall and one short, from behind, and couldn't help but sigh: "In another ten years, the eldest man will be able to establish a family."
The married man is still a curious child at this moment, asking endless questions.
"Debt collectors... children are the debts of their parents. After you were born, you must be educated so that you can support yourself without causing harm to the world."
"A disaster to the world? Dad, mother said that I am a disaster to Huahua."
Shen An glanced at Huahua who was following behind him and felt that this dog was really pitiful.
First it was fruit, then taro, and an edamame.
The three children have taken turns to play with Huahua over the years. It is really not easy for this dog to survive to this day.
After entering the inner courtyard, Yang Zhuoxue squatted on the edge holding Maodou.
"What's going on here?"
Maodou looked a little haggard, Shen An went over to take a look, well, Maodou actually plopped a few pieces on the ground.
"The official is back?" Yang Zhuoxue stood up, "Maodou seems to have a bad spleen and stomach. The doctor asked me to see if his poop smells bad..."
It turns out you need to take a sniff!
Shen An squatted down, leaned over and inhaled hard.
Once, twice, three times...
"Does it smell bad?" Yang Zhuoxue felt that there was something wrong with her sense of smell.
"It doesn't stink." Shen An stretched out his hand, "Get a branch and see if there are any insects."
Later, he took the branches and scattered these things. After searching carefully for a long time, he said happily: "There are no insects."
It was good news that the child did not find the parasite. Shen An turned around and saw Taro with a look of disgust on his face, "What's wrong?"
"Daddy, it stinks!"
Taro covered his nose, "My brother's poop is the smelliest!"
"Then you go and smell it?" Shen An made a move to pull him over.
"No!" Taro turned around and ran away.
"Smelly!"
Maodou also jumped up and down in his mother's arms, shouting.
What a happy little kid!
Shen An feels that being a parent is not easy. Children's poop must be carefully observed and sniffed as if it were a rare treasure.
If the doctor said that he needed to taste the taste of the child's daddy before he could diagnose the disease, Shen An felt that he would not hesitate at all, so he would taste it carefully as if he were eating delicious food.
"Edamame, your poop smells so bad!"
Guoguo came, loudly disgusting.
"It doesn't stink! Auntie, you eat it, you eat it!"
The aunt and nephew were laughing and joking, when Zhao Wuwu came, "Mr. Lang, the king is here."
What's that thing for?
The weather is very good, and Shen An is in a better mood.
He hummed all the way to the front yard and saw Zhao Xu and Governor Zhou talking.
"...Then why don't you go to the academy?"
"Daddy said that from now on, if you let me drive the young man and his ladies, going to the academy will be in vain."
Governor Zhou looked very matter-of-fact, unable to see the slightest bit of anguish at being unable to realize the value of his life.
This is the rule of this era.
"You don't want to be an official?" Zhao Xu probably wanted to tease Governor Zhou, so he asked a trap question.
It was Shen An who allowed him to study. If he wanted to be an official, he would be suspected of being ungrateful. If you don't want to, then you have no ambition.
"I don't want to." Governor Zhou said frankly, "I think this is good."
"Those officials are so proud! They have horses to ride on, money to spend, and they have to be respectful to others when they go out. Don't you like it?"
Governor Zhou thought for a while, "The villain also has a horse to ride, and money, so he is respectful... Lang Jun said that although the common people were respectful to the officials, he probably scolded them as beasts and bastards behind their backs. When those officials saw that the common people were respectful, they felt in their hearts Of course I am proud, but in fact they are the emperor's new clothes..."
"What are the emperor's new clothes?" Zhao Xu felt that this was Shen An's arrangement of the emperor.
"There was an emperor in ancient times. All day long... everyone said that the emperor's clothes were so beautiful. Finally, an ignorant child shouted that the emperor had no clothes."
After telling the story, Zhao Xu looked confused.
Well!
Zhao Xu's questions not only did not trouble Governor Zhou, but actually got him into trouble.
He is a prince, and the people are calling officials behind their backs as beasts and bastards, and they are also making fun of the emperor. You, the prince, have to express your feelings, right?
Zhao Xu felt a little uncomfortable and said: "Your husband is talking nonsense."
"Ahem!"
Isn’t it embarrassing to be caught speaking ill of others on the spot?
Zhao Xu smiled and said: "It's so noisy outside, but you can still sit peacefully at home."
Shen An nodded, and Governor Zhou resigned.
After he left, Shen An frowned and said, "You said bad things about someone behind your back, do you still want this face?"
"You spoke ill of the officials and emperors of the world behind their backs. Are your lives in danger?"
Zhao Xu suddenly envied Shen An, "You dare to make enemies of the scholar-bureaucrats in the world, but neither the officials nor the ministers dare, otherwise how could Wen Yanbo be so carefree."
"That's because they put themselves in a cage."
Every era has its rules, and people must live within these rules. The rule of the Song Dynasty is that the scholar-officials are awesome, the scholar-officials are full of blood, the scholar-officials...
This is the ancestral system. Starting from Emperor Taizu, a succession of emperors endorsed this ancestral system. By the time of Zhao Shu, he was considered a deviant emperor, but deviance must be measured within limits, so he still danced within the big framework.
But Shen An didn't go in at all.
He was squatting beside him, squinting his eyes, looking innocent and harmless. But in fact, he has been digging holes.
"I felt trapped in the Imperial City. I wanted to get out, but I couldn't do anything."
Zhao Xu looked a little melancholy, which surprised Shen An, "Are you melancholy?"
"Can't you?" Zhao Xu thought this question was stupid.
"You are so dark and melancholy, you look like a wolf showing kindness to a sheep." Shen An really wanted to draw a picture of Zhao Xu's appearance at this moment and show it to Zhao Shu so that he could See how shady you thought your pure son was.
Zhao Xu smiled proudly and said: "You have to learn how to feel joy, anger, sorrow and joy. Sadness is not just about crying and crying, silent sobbing can move people's hearts even more..."
Damn it!
This is becoming a sperm!
Shen An asked: "Yuanze has poked a hornet's nest today. What will the palace say?"
"He made Wen Yanbo lose face in the street. Even Qiao Er said this person was ruthless..." Zhao Xu thought about the chicken drumsticks he had prepared earlier and felt that the taste could no longer be tasted at all. It could be said to be colorless and tasteless.
"The official family had an extra bowl of rice."
This is a positive sign.
Shen An thought about it for a moment, and it seemed that when Zhao Shu stood up now, his belly would be pressing against his clothes, making him look even more majestic.
Gaining weight in middle age is inevitable, don’t blame it!
"It is said that Lu Jie smashed a lot of things on the spot. In the end, the owner of the restaurant said with a grimace that it was a small business, so he had to pay the money with a grimace."
"I bet this is also Yuanze's arrangement." Zhao Xu praised: "His plans are always so refreshing."
"I also prepared something to make them happy." Shen An smiled innocently.
…
When Wen Yanbo returned home and saw his son kneeling in front of the study, he snorted coldly and immediately entered the study.
He spread out a piece of paper and started writing.
"Alang, Sima Jianyuan wants to see you."
"Let him come." Wen Yanbo continued writing without raising his head.
Sima Guang came in later and Wen Yanbo happened to finish writing.
Sima Guang took a look and couldn't help but read: "May I always be diligent and diligent in practicing all good deeds; may I understand the sect of the mind and expand all my consciousness."
Wen Yanbo said calmly: "What are you panicking about? What are you anxious about? What are you afraid of?"
Three questions made Sima Guang regain his dull look.
The two sat down and a servant served tea.
"You have to be attentive when drinking tea, otherwise you are like a cow drinking water." Wen Yanbo said while sipping slowly, "The tea is bitter but sweet afterward. This is how people are. All life is bitter and all life is difficult, but if you want to To do things, you have to overcome these difficulties.
It's easier said than done to overcome the difficulties, but difficult to do. I thought of two poems written by Shen An. "
Wen Yanbo put down his tea cup and recited: "What you read on paper will eventually make you realize it, but you know you have to do it in earnest..."
He got up and walked to the desk and started writing again.
Later, he wrote a banner and stood it up. Sima Guang saw these two lines of poetry.
"Junshi, take it and encourage yourself from time to time."
This was the teaching of his predecessors, and Sima Guang respectfully accepted it.
This is teaching!
Sima Guang understood clearly. After sitting down again, he expressed his worries: "Now there are rumors outside, and some people even say that they will support the New Deal from today on. If we can't restore morale, we will have to stay dormant in the future."
Um?
Wen Yanbo frowned and asked, "Who said that?"
It's important to take sides, and you can't sway, otherwise both sides will treat you as a weakling. The end result of being a wallflower is that the grandma is not close to him, the uncle is unloved, and he ends up being alone.
Therefore, Wen Yanbo found it incredible that someone dared to change his family at this moment.
How stupid is this!
It is time to stand firm at this moment. After surviving the low point, no matter how much you support the New Deal, everyone will say you are a hero.
Sima Guang was startled, "That's just a ninth-grade official... Eh!"
Wen Yanbo's breathing quickened for a moment, and then he calmed down. He said calmly: "Is Wang Yu's work perfect?"
Sima Guang shook his head, "I don't think so. Sometimes people make mistakes because of their arrogance and arrogance."
"Who do you think is responsible for encouraging people to stand up and support the New Deal at this time?"
Sima Guang instantly remembered that innocent face and blurted out: "Shen An!"
That wicked and smoking guy must be him.
"Only he can do such wicked things!" Sima Guang's Bodhisattva appearance collapsed, "It must be him. Wang Yu is ruthless, but Shen An likes to trick people. This is a trick!"
Wen Yanbo just asked, and after getting a definite answer, he covered his forehead and sighed: "Today's young people...it makes me feel dizzy every time. That Jun Shi, Shen An's methods are more than that, that person also What did you say?"
Sima Guang hesitated for a moment, and Wen Yanbo smiled, "I have been in officialdom for many years, what haven't I seen? Just say it."
Sima Guang said: "The official said... that you used to talk about how the New Deal harmed the people, but now your... face was exposed. It can be seen that everything you said before was a lie... He felt that he and the lies It’s a disgrace to be associated with.”
Wen Yanbo smiled, "Ignorant words!"
He smiled very kindly, but he couldn't help but kick his right foot under the table.
Bang!
The desk is made of good wood, UU Reading www.uukanshu.net is so thick that it makes people happy, but this joy has now turned into pain.
When Sima Guang heard this, he looked up and saw a strange look on Wen Yanbo's face. He thought he was angry and stood up and said, "I'll take my leave now."
"Haha! Come and see Junshi off."
Wen Yanbo used to send Sima Guang to the door, but today he didn't get up.
Sima Guang felt sad when he saw this. He felt that his words had made Wen Yanbo angry, and he felt that he could not speak.
After he left, Wen Yanbo took his legs back, then held his right toes and cried out for pain.
After the pain subsided, he thought of a series of encounters today and couldn't help laughing.
"Two boys! Fun and interesting! Hahahaha!"
…
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