A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty
Chapter 262: 1 slap from top to bottom
I don’t know when the word male lust came into being.
Spreading peaches and cutting sleeves has been passed down from ancient times to today, and it is still an ambiguous word...
But the mainstream of society is still the harmony of yin and yang, the matching of men and women, and life is not tiring.
But in the Wei and Jin Dynasties, there were more of those little white meats, such as Wei Jie...
"Wei Jie can make both men and women like him, and the viewers are overwhelmed."
Wei Jie's beauty can be enjoyed by both men and women. Facing such an outstanding senior, the two students who like to put on makeup can't help but lower their heads, feeling ashamed.
Shen An feels that these teenagers are all lost sheep, and he is their life mentor.
He pointed to the north and said: "Wei Jie is very beautiful, but when the barbarians went south, what choice did he make?"
"He ran away!"
Shen An shook his head and said: "I left my brother behind and fled south with my family in panic, and then I made a big name in the south... Beauty!"
He said angrily: "Wei, Jin... and even before the Song Dynasty, men regarded whiteness and tenderness as their beauty, and took pride in their face being as smooth as fat. But that's not a real man, that's not a man! That's... that's not a man!"
Guo Qian couldn't help but take a step back. He himself likes fair skin and takes care of the skin on his face carefully every morning...
Those students were a little uncomfortable. The fair and delicate style is the most popular among scholars, so naturally they are not immune to it.
Men make themselves white and tender, behave softly, and imitate women, and then they will feel that they are really weak.
The weak need care...
"The Han and Tang Dynasties were heroic and proud of going out to kill the enemy. No one cared whether they were white, tender or weak. Even if the face was blackened by the sun, even if it was covered with knife scars, they were the scars of a warrior. There is no need to Covering up should be respected by the world!”
"Men in the Wei and Jin Dynasties regarded femininity as their beauty and were proud of their whiteness and tenderness. What was the result? The country was subjugated and they were treated like two-legged sheep!"
"At that time, a man was a rare thing. In the gentle wind, the barbarians' iron hoofs and sabers made them tremble. Who would resist? Who would defend their home and country? No!"
Shen An said solemnly: "There are no men, no real men. Those effeminate men cannot bear the responsibility of defending their homes and the country. They cannot bear the responsibility of protecting their families. Therefore, the Wei and Jin Dynasties were the most humiliating era for Han children. The Song Dynasty can Do you want to follow suit? Do you want to follow suit?"
Some people want to refute, but they feel unable to speak.
Men in the Wei and Jin Dynasties either pretended to be women or pretended to be crazy, eating Wu Shi San and making ghost noises in the woods.
At that time, the majesty of the Han Dynasty still lingered, and even during the melee of the Three Kingdoms, the barbarians could not quarrel.
Then... when they regarded femininity as beauty, Wuyong never appeared again.
It was not until the end of the Yuan Dynasty that someone shouted, "Holding ninety-nine steel swords, kill Hu'er before stopping." I am a man, why are the Tartars acting like horses and oxen?” Those men cheered up again and overthrew the rule of the Mongolian Yuan Dynasty.
In the middle and late Ming Dynasty, the feminine style revived again, with men dressing up as women and applying makeup...
Then facing Manqing's iron hoof, those feminine men knelt down one after another and begged to surrender, willing to wear a pig's tail on the back of their heads.
Nowadays, the Song Dynasty also regards femininity as beauty. Men wear makeup and behave gently. This is a popular trend. If you can cover your chest with your hands and cough weakly, the people around you will probably call her "Beauty". If you like men's style, your eyes will burst into green light.
This is a feminine and weak Song Dynasty, and the martial arts have disappeared for a long time.
If this trend is not reversed, Shen An feels that there is no hope for the Song Dynasty.
The general situation is such that I will start with the Imperial College.
He made up his mind and said: "From now on, anyone who puts on makeup, pretends to be a sissy, or pretends to be a woman will be kicked out of the Imperial College. Otherwise, I'm afraid that the entire Imperial College will turn into women!"
He turned around and left angrily, leaving behind a group of teachers and students looking at each other.
This matter...this map cannon bombardment has passed!
Zhe Kexing was a little dumbfounded, so he had to come out and explain: "In three days, you will practice with others. If you win, you will be rewarded. If you lose, you will have no meat in your meals for half a month."
"Without meat for half a month?"
"What do you want to practice?"
The students were immediately angry.
We don’t care about the rest, we just can’t do it without meat.
What a bullshit opponent, they are all scum in front of meat.
"Exercise martial arts with a group of country soldiers!"
Rural soldiers?
"You're just a country soldier who practices in his spare time and works in the fields when he's busy? We can't beat him!"
Like a conditioned reflex, these students withered.
It's like a certain team in later generations. When they heard that their opponent was a small country in Asia, with a population less than one county or city, their first reaction was: Brother, we can't beat them!
Weakness has already penetrated into their bones. They are afraid when they see their opponents and are afraid when they make a move. They can only act violently in the country. There is a saying among this kind of people that is very vivid.
Threshold monkey!
Within the threshold, that is, at home, they are extremely bullish. Once it's over the threshold, it's a tease.
But a gentleman talks but doesn’t do anything!
"Practice!"
Chen Luo felt that this matter might be a bit dangerous, but since Shen An agreed, he could only practice as hard as he could.
The spear array took shape again, and assassinations were carried out again and again...
Most of the students had heavy expressions and tried their best to take action, but some had eyes twinkling with joy.
…
Zhao Zhen was discussing matters with the prime ministers and ministers. When someone sent the memorial, he didn't know that Shen An had already dug a big hole.
He opened the memorial and took a look at it, and then became stunned.
When the ministers and ministers saw his expression, they knew something was going on. Han Qi couldn't wait to say: "Your Majesty, is there something big?"
You have something to say! Why are you holding us back and finding a solution?
Zhao Zhen sighed and said, "You can see for yourself."
He really couldn't speak and felt like vomiting blood.
Han Qi was the most impatient and domineering, and passed Fu Bi to take a look first.
This move was naturally excessive. Fu Bi was just enduring it. He could bear it for a while. When he saw Han Qi's face gradually turning red, he couldn't help but feel happy.
Look, keep watching.
"That's unreasonable!"
Han Qi blushed and said, "Your Majesty, this is slander!"
He was originally pale, but when he turned red, he looked like a handsome old man.
But this beautiful uncle was furious at this moment.
He raised the memorandum in his hand and roared: "What kind of femininity? What is fair and tender as beauty? What kind of weak behavior... and they say that the Song Dynasty failed everywhere because of its excessive femininity. This is slander! Your Majesty, you want to take it If you kill Shen An, he will be thrown into prison for trial!"
Are you too excited?
Fu Bi took the memorial and was stunned after reading it.
"Your Majesty, this slap was from top to bottom!"
This is the style of the Song Dynasty, and the royal family also likes white and tender hair!
As for the feminine wind...who dares to say that I am feminine?
Fu Bi subconsciously stood up straight, and then said with a straight face, "This matter is going to make a big fuss outside. Your Majesty, Shen An... is too trouble-making."
Zhao Zhen said with concern: "That's right! Last time he said that there were no real men in the Song Dynasty, I thought it was a slip of the tongue, but today..."
Fu Bi took a closer look and said with a wry smile: "Your Majesty, he is also planning to let the students from the Imperial College compete with those rural soldiers to practice martial arts... Isn't this nonsense!"
Zeng Gongliang feels that he is more masculine, so his mood is relatively stable.
He coughed dryly and said: "Those country soldiers are extremely vicious, but most of the students are weak... No, no, no, they are devoted to learning. Your Majesty, I'm afraid they will make a fool of themselves!"
He almost said the words "students are weak" out of habit, but luckily he stopped himself.
But even after accepting it, Han Qi looked over with more complaints.
Then Shen Ancai said that scholars are weak and feminine. What you said is just helping the evil!
But then he thought about something else, "Your Majesty, if he loses, wouldn't what Shen An said become evidence?"
Zhao Zhen also thought about it, so he had a headache.
If the students of the Imperial College lose, Shen An's words about the prevalence of femininity in the Song Dynasty will be the best footnote.
Will you lose?
The monarch and his ministers looked at each other.
"How can a student beat those country soldiers? Maybe he did this on purpose!"
"I'm afraid it will collapse at the first touch..."
"Your Majesty, we cannot sit idly by and watch this matter!"
…
Shen An's speech in the Imperial College soon spread throughout Bianliang City, and the outside world was mostly angry and disdainful.
A group of scholars were toasting and drinking in a restaurant, with a female prostitute sitting next to them, and the atmosphere was lively.
A man with a mustache stood up, and everything around him was quiet.
The man smiled slightly, and the powder on his face fell rustlingly.
He stretched out his white fingers and lightly wiped them on his lips. At least three of the men present had something unknown in their eyes.
"That thief is ignorant and has no skills. He only teaches miscellaneous subjects in the Imperial College..."
The man noticed that the powder on his face was falling, so he didn't even dare to make an expression, he just spoke calmly and in a soft tone.
"But who would think highly of miscellaneous students? So he is in a state of panic all day long, so he thought of this way, to elevate the status of miscellaneous students by belittling us. You guys, don't let him succeed!"
"Yes, we can't let him succeed!"
"When the time comes, we will go and see it live. If he dares to let the local soldiers cheat, then we will make noise and spread the word to ruin his reputation!"
The man felt happy when he saw this, and then raised his eyebrows and said: "Everyone, gentlemen, listen to something!"
Everyone stopped making noise and looked at him quietly.
When several female prostitutes saw his face as white as jade and his gentle manner, they couldn't help but have a look of intoxication in their eyes.
Seeing this, the man felt proud, so he softened his voice and said, "There will be a martial arts competition outside the city in three days. Let's go together, okay?"
"good!"
The sound was so neat that it made the dust on the roof rustle.
Dust fell in front of them, mixing with the powder falling from their faces.
…
Zhao Zhong ran into Shen's house as fast as a needle flew. UU Reading www.uukanshu.net Huahua came over and sniffed his trousers.
"Where is Brother Anbei?"
Zhao Zhongzhen leaned over and touched Huahua's head, and Zhuang Zhen said, "Mr. Lang is making a swing for the little lady in the backyard."
"What time has it been!"
Zhao Zhongzhen was so anxious that he ran to the backyard.
This was a good posture for the whole family, but when they arrived at the gate of the backyard, Zhao Zhongzhen still shouted.
"Brother Anbei, can the younger brother come in?"
No matter how good the relationship is, you still have to say hello when you enter the backyard, otherwise it will not be a good relationship, but recklessness.
…
The second update is that the mood is at a low ebb, similar to depression. But coding is necessary, continue.
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