A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty
Chapter 316: Can’t I have diarrhea? Then let’s just be constipated.
The hall was quiet. Asu sat in the back and took a nap. She seemed to have lost her soul without any work.
The old servant was thinking about something.
He glanced at Zhao Yunrang and finally couldn't help but said: "Alang, this matter... I'm afraid there's something fishy about this matter!"
This thing is really weird.
No matter how courageous the servant is, he would not dare to frame Zhao Zhongzhen, who is now back in the battle for the spare tire.
In other words, bribery and laxatives are definitely real.
But why doesn’t the laxative work?
Could it be...
Zhao Yunrang sighed, his eyes filled with desolation.
"I'm afraid this was all planned by Zhong Zhen!"
Zhao Yunrang was not stupid. After seeing the performance of Hong Bin and the others, he knew that this matter was gone.
The old servant gritted his teeth and went out.
Zhao Yunrang knew what he was going to do, but didn't care.
Asu was sitting behind the couch, but at this moment he opened his eyes and said, "Alang, Xiaolang is true, others are false."
As one of the two loyal servants around him, Asu has been watching the family with cold eyes. Others are more or less hypocritical, but Zhao Zhongzhen is really filial.
Zhao Yunrang nodded.
Later the old servant came back with a surprised look on his face.
"Alang, someone spied on Xiao Langjun talking to that servant in the garden..."
Zhao Yunrang sighed: "Young people are always impatient when doing things. Doesn't this leave a handle...?"
The old servant said: "The villain just asked him to go to the village in the countryside and wait a few years before coming back."
Zhao Yunrang nodded, and then said with a smile: "The medicine is fake, the silver hairpin is real, but it is not from the house. If that person is willing to take the medicine, then he can be bribed in the future..."
This wrist is not bad!
The old servant also figured out the matter, and he praised: "Young Master is very clever! If Hong Bin suppresses this matter, he will definitely pretend to have diarrhea, and the Young Master will also know that the matter has failed. How clever!"
You can even get diarrhea after taking counterfeit medicine, so it goes without saying that the servant must have revealed the secret to you.
The old servant shook his head. He didn't understand and thought he was reading an article: "If Hong Bin doesn't move, it means that the man really drugged... He will definitely go to Xiao Langjun and curse and swear that he drugged, but he didn't I don’t know why he didn’t pull it. He was panicking in his heart...it’s best to take action and subdue him at this time..."
"But Hong Bin was eager for success and hurriedly came to complain without waiting for verification..."
It would be easier for you to file a complaint. The silver hairpin is a popular product and the laxative is fake...
In a word, no matter what reaction you make, I will silence you!
Zhao Yunrang was very confused and felt that his grandson was really too sinister.
This is not good for you!
If we really enter the palace in the future, what will happen to the palace maids...
Zhao Yunrang became depressed when he thought about the future servants and maids in the palace who would have diarrhea today and diarrhea tomorrow.
The old servant said proudly: "In the future, when Young Master enters the palace, whoever dares to do something evil, I haven't said yet, just give him a packet of medicine and pull out his intestines...or...Alang, I think the villain is looking for something." I’m going to teach you how to learn medicine!”
If things go on like this, everyone who offends Zhao Zhongzhen will have diarrhea. Something is wrong!
Tsk!
Zhao Yunrang hesitated for a moment, but finally shook his head and said: "If he becomes a king in the future, such methods will be taboo. Once someone discovers..."
In addition to poisoning people to death, which emperor in ancient times has administered medicine to his ministers?
no?
Zhao Yunrang thought about it for a long time, but he really didn't expect it.
The reputation is terrible!
Zhao Yunrang sighed. The old servant and his many years of master-servant friendship knew what he was worried about.
"Alang, this must be Shen An's words and deeds."
"No way……"
Zhao Yunrang felt that it was not easy to blame Shen An for this matter.
"I don't think Shen An is that evil..."
…
“Constipation is also a pain.”
Shen An was talking to a doctor very compassionately.
This is a medical clinic, and there are currently no patients.
Shen An came in and bought some medicinal materials, and then saw that the doctor was bored, so he chatted for a few words.
The doctor was idle and had nothing to do, and the feeling of being a teacher made him pour out his advice: "Yes! Constipation...If you don't get it right, it will lead to hemorrhoids and fistulas. Oh! It's so painful!"
Shen An smiled and said: "Yes! Hemorrhoids and fistulas... seem to bleed."
The doctor nodded and said, "Some will bleed heavily."
"How do you generally prevent constipation?"
This matter was like a health class in the future. Seeing that he was generous in buying medicine, the doctor explained it in detail.
"...be careful of getting angry or hot, otherwise you will definitely have constipation..."
The doctor thought it was just chatting, and Shen An seemed to be chatting too. But after leaving the medical clinic, he changed to another one and bought some medicinal materials for irritation.
He returned home and later gave lessons to Wang Yu and others.
Zhao Zhongzhen came late, and Shen An didn't say anything.
After the class, Wang Yu learned a lot, but Zhe Kexing was still confused, which made Shen An furious.
But Zhao Zhongzhen was in a daze.
"Don't neglect your homework, otherwise you will look good."
To deal with Zhe Kexing, Shen An could only use his ultimate move.
But to deal with Zhao Zhongzhen, Shen An needed enlightenment.
"What's going on here?"
Zhao Zhongzhen said listlessly: "Brother An Bei, I'm afraid my secret will be exposed this time."
"What do you mean? Tell me clearly!"
This kid has a dark underbelly, but his mind is not bad.
"Brother Anbei, I tricked Hong Bin and the others, but Weng Weng must have noticed. I'm afraid it will be difficult to take laxatives in the house from now on."
The troubles of young people are always so different, and they are probably similar to moaning for no reason.
How can you deal with people if you can't administer drugs?
"I don't like to hit people, and I don't like to scold people. I just like to watch them have diarrhea... it's so fun! But now it's no longer possible. I... always feel that something is missing, which is very sad."
Zhao Zhongzhen looked at Shen An with his hand on his chin, and said melancholy: "Thinking about Hong Bin being able to be unbridled and happy in the future, I feel uncomfortable in my heart, and I wish I could let him do it for another three days."
"You'll get hemorrhoids."
Shen An took a sip of tea and said calmly: "Young man, don't despair. God has closed the window on you, but it has opened the door. Why don't you go?"
"What's the meaning?"
Zhao Zhongzhen was overjoyed and asked, "Brother An Bei has a clever trick? I want to ask for advice."
Shen An looked at the void and showed a mysterious smile, "I can't have diarrhea... but constipation is also uncomfortable!"
"constipate?"
Zhao Zhongzhen's eyes lit up...
The two heads gradually came closer, and Shen An said in a low voice: "Let him get angry and anxious, and then he will become constipated, unable to poop, and only defecate once after a few days. Have you ever experienced this feeling?"
Zhao Zhongzhen shook his head and said: "No, I have never been constipated."
"Then go and experience it first. Otherwise, how can you experience the pain of the person you drugged? How painful he is, how happy you are..."
Shen An felt that he was teaching people to make mistakes. If outsiders knew about it, they would definitely think that he was fooling around.
But this is no nonsense.
He was guiding Zhao Zhongzhen very seriously.
Zhao Zongshi also wanted to do something after he ascended the throne, but he left before he could do it.
After Zhao Zhongzhen came to power, his eyes immediately turned to the north and northwest.
The important ministers naturally knew what he was thinking, so they came with all kinds of advice.
At that time, Fu Bi said, "I hope that your Majesty will remain silent for twenty years, and it is not appropriate to reward extravagant contributions." ’
This gesture is very interesting and very ostrich, which is quite different from Fu Bi at this time.
Shen An didn't know whether it was the years that made Fu Bi become more and more conservative, or whether the strength of his opponents made him become more and more timid.
But he knew one thing, that is, after Zhao Zhongzhen ascended the throne, his series of propositions did not find allies.
No important minister supported his seemingly 'radical' political ideas and governance line.
Everyone has only lived a good and stable life for several decades. Do you think the Song Dynasty will not be able to survive without reform?
Stop messing around, okay?
We have lived a very good life in the past hundred years, and our life is so pleasant, everyone is applauding it!
Even his mother, Gao Taotao, was an opponent.
In the end, Zhao Zhongzhen, who was frustrated, had to choose Wang Anshi, who had done nothing at that time.
Lao Wang, let’s have a go?
Wang Anshi had long lost his temper. Now that he had been summoned by the emperor, he threw all his reserve behind him and soared all the way to the capital.
Then the New Deal began...
But the ending was a tragedy and caused a split between the DPRK and China.
After the split, there is party struggle, and party struggle is internal strife...
In the end, the internal strife between the parties caused by the New Deal lasted until the fall of the Northern Song Dynasty and Zhao Gou's migration south.
It can be seen that the king's skills are not good, so don't bite the bullet and make big moves, otherwise you will harm others and yourself.
It may seem boring for Shen An to give Zhao Zhongzhen a bad idea at this moment, but there is a deep meaning in it.
——This direction doesn’t work, won’t you change the direction?
"People must live, don't be rigid, and learn by analogy... For example, if this person is not good, then he doesn't necessarily have to be kicked off the stage. We... can convince others with virtue!"
Zhao Zhongzhen returned to the house thoughtfully, and Zhao Zongshi happened to be looking for him.
"You don't need to worry about the affairs in the house. As a father, you can naturally suppress them one by one."
He looked at his son with complicated eyes, with all kinds of emotions in his heart.
Proud, frustrated, uncomfortable...
Zhao Zhongzhen didn't know why, but he still agreed.
What happened in the mansion... What happened in the mansion?
"A bunch of beasts, if they don't do anything themselves, why don't they allow others to do the same?"
"I have been sharpening my head all day long. What do I want to do? I want glory and wealth!"
Zhao Yunrang was roaring, furious, and his voice could be heard even outside.
"But where did the glory and wealth come from? If I hadn't given birth to you and had a different belly, would you have been rich and noble in an ordinary family? Damn it! Just go digging in the fields all day long!"
"I made you wait for glory and wealth, so before I die, you can wait and live in peace, otherwise get out! Get away!"
Lao Zhao waved his hand, and UU Reading www.uukanshu.net his descendants went out in despair.
One son was probably scolded badly before, so when he went out he muttered: "My mother gave birth to so-and-so..."
call out!
After he finished speaking, he lowered his head subconsciously, and then a teacup flew over his head and turned into powder on the ground.
"Beast! What a fart! Get out of here!"
Zhao Zhongzhen stood at the edge, maintaining an innocent boyish smile.
"Zhongzhen is back. Come back and play with your brother and the others."
"Zhong Zhen looks like he's grown taller. If you have anything to do from now on, just talk."
"..."
Zhao Zhongzhen kept smiling until all the people were gone before going in.
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