A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty

Su Shi went to clear stones outside the city every day, but Shen An didn't urinate the stones, but she refused to accompany him to suffer the bumps anymore, so she went to a small village outside the city.

The people in Zhuangzi no longer recognized him. When the steward came out to greet him, they called him "Lang Jun" in panic.

"Let's all go our separate ways."

Shen An comforted the tenants with warm words, and then went to the Mangshan Army's garrison.

"...When my brother was playing with women, you were still drinking milk! Hahahaha!"

"Nonsense, you didn't play with that woman last time..."

"What the hell! That woman had a good relationship with Brother Chun, and then she fell in love with Baoyu... She was always around, it's not unusual for someone!"

"What's not surprising? It's because you're not willing to give money readily enough. That woman wants to make money, so naturally she won't be nice to you... Ugh! Mr. Lang!"

A group of soldiers sat on the ground basking in the sun, looking as if they had no bones.

"Mr. Lang is here!"

A group of people suddenly stood up, stood upright, and shouted loudly: "I've seen Mr. Lang!"

Shen An looked at them with a frown and said, "This is free, Brother Chun!"

Huang Chun came forward and said, "Master, please give me your instructions."

"Does anyone want to go home?"

His eyes swept over these rural soldiers, Huang Chun shook his head and said: "Don't worry, Mr. Lang, a good horse is not worthy of two saddles, and a good man does not serve two masters. If anyone wants to betray the master, the villain will kill him."

Shen An nodded slightly and said: "Leaving you here for so long is mainly a test to see if your will is firm. It seems to be fine now, Baoyu."

As Yan Baoyu approached, Shen An said, "Are you familiar with those martial arts?"

Yan Baoyu nodded and said: "All kinds of fighting, defeating the enemy with one move, lurking and spying, climbing mountains and houses... I have already mastered it on my own."

Shen An said: "Thank you for your hard work. I will teach them from today on."

Shen An summarized some future views on elite soldiers, and then taught the views to Yan Baoyu and asked him to explore for himself. Now it seems that he has achieved some success.

Those seemingly non-human means are very powerful, but Shen An can't do it. She can only rely on Yan Baoyu to explore and understand by himself.

Then he saw it.

You don't need tools to climb the house. You can use strength from anywhere. Grab the protruding object with both hands, quickly go up with your body, and then disappear inside as soon as you turn over.

One on two, Yan Baoyu didn't have any tricks. He knocked down his opponent in one confrontation. If he hadn't stopped, the two of them would probably be disabled.

This is how to defeat the enemy with one move.

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"It hurts!"

In the wilderness, Su Shi was peeing and was in pain.

An old man drove a bullock cart. Su Shi wanted to stop but couldn't. He was shaking all over in pain.

"Looking at how polite you are, you are actually a scum, shameless!"

What's wrong with peeing in front of a man?

Su Shi felt that the old man had gone too far, so he said: "What I said is unreasonable..."

"Wengweng, are you okay?"

A girl's voice came, and Su Shi squatted down in shame and covered his face with his sleeves.

Two days later, his urine was normal three times in a row, and he couldn't help shouting to the sky with joy.

The carriage slowly returned and finally entered the village.

"Anbei, thank you very much."

Shen An was watching the two sergeants fighting.

Wearing protective gear, their attacks never miss their vital points, and their murderous intent is frightening.

Su Shi couldn't help but shudder when he saw it and asked, "What is this?"

"Are you okay?"

Shen An turned around and smiled: "How do you feel?"

Su Shi cupped his hands and said, "I have never been so relaxed. Thank you An Bei."

Only after experiencing that kind of severe pain can you know what relaxation means.

Shen An went out with him and said casually: "Don't tell anyone what you just saw."

Su Shi was startled, "Are you thinking... of being a dead soldier?"

Are you training dead soldiers?

He actually dared to say this word directly, which made Shen An a little surprised.

This is a very friendly thing to say.

"This is the Mangshan Army." Shen An felt that this guy really had the talent to be beaten, even better than Wang Yu.

Su Shi was surprised: "I have also heard of your reputation for being both civil and military. I didn't take it seriously before, but when I saw you today... it turned out to be true."

Once he was in good health, he became more energetic. He looked at Shen An up and down and praised: "How did you get this? You didn't have such ability when you were sixteen years old."

Shen An said calmly: "A certain person is a genius!"

Su Shi laughed heartily and said: "You even got the wrong direction yesterday, genius... Do you want to laugh someone to death? Hahahaha!"

Why does this guy look so mean as Wang Yu?

Shen An was so ridiculed by him that he wanted to hit someone, so he asked, "I heard that you pee in front of a woman?"

"Stop talking! That's a girl."

Su Shi's face flushed and he admitted defeat: "I also have a child, so this would never happen, but the pain was severe at that time..."

"The pain is so severe that you can do whatever you want?"

"Someone is wrong."

"But Anbei... I just saw you staring at the woman next to you."

"nonsense!"

"You're looking at that woman's breasts, hehe, someone's eyes can't go wrong..."

"How do you know someone is looking at her breasts without looking at her breasts... Hey! You actually know how to induce..."

"No matter what genius you say, you have to show your true colors in front of Su, hahahaha!"

In just a few days, Su Shi and Shen An became bad friends.

When Su Shi met Shen An's friends, they had a discussion.

Su Shi ranked first in poetry, unparalleled, and even Wang Yu was convinced.

Zhao Zhongzhen whispered: "If you're not good at literature, let's do martial arts."

Wang Yu shook his head and said, "He is strong."

Zhao Zhongzhen glanced at Su Shi and said, "Then... use miscellaneous studies to deal with him!"

Su Shi was talking to Shen An, and the vague smell made Shen An very unhappy.

"... Their poetry and articles have some attainments, but they need more practice... But in the end, it all depends on their talent..."

This is a stinking thing to say. It means that I, Su Shi, have full talent, but they... probably only have half a talent.

Shen An wanted to beat this guy up, but then he thought of science and said lightly: "Well... follow the way!"

"Brother Anbei."

Wang Yu was winking at Shen An, hinting that he had a solution.

Shen An said nonchalantly: "Professor X, you are waiting for the miscellaneous students. Today, Zi Zhan is here, so you can communicate with him to avoid others saying that we are working behind closed doors."

"yes."

Hearing that Shen An had the same idea, Wang Yu turned around and looked at Zhao Zhongzhen, and both of them laughed.

If you dare to rant in front of us, deal with him!

"he?"

Su Shi shook his head, feeling that although Wang Yu was smart, he was too young after all: "You can't win without force! Anbei, why don't you come?"

He raised his eyebrows provocatively, but Shen An just said calmly: "Want to challenge someone? First defeat someone's disciple."

Su Shi shook his head and sighed, and said in a very disgusting manner: "Miscellaneous studies... what is that?"

Shen An smiled and said: "Brother Zizhan doesn't like your unique knowledge?"

The knowledge of a sixteen-year-old...

Su Shi's life was extremely smooth, and his poetry and articles were unrivaled in his hometown. When he came to the capital to take part in the imperial examination, he was still unbeatable.

How lonely a master is, and loneliness can breed contempt.

He is looking down upon miscellaneous studies.

Shen An smiled and said, "Let's try it."

No matter how awesome you are, I can still use that knowledge to crush you.

Su Shi looked at Wang Yu with a smile, his eyes were like looking at a child, with a little... pampering...

Wang Yu really wanted to hit someone.

Thinking about how aloof and arrogant Wang Yuanze was, he was actually run over by this crazy student today.

It would be unworthy of a gentleman not to avenge this!

He smiled and said: "Brother Zizhan...do you know what evaporation is?"

Su Shi shook his head with a smile on his face, but he was thinking in his heart: Don't fool me, brother, I am a genius.

The future literary giant was still a young man, elated and arrogant.

"I don't know..."

Don't try to fool someone!

Wang Yu smiled very proudly: "If the water is poured on the stone table, if the sun is strong, it will dissipate in an instant. Brother Zizhan, do you know why?"

Su Shi thought for a while and realized that this was indeed the case.

There are such small things everywhere in life. As a great talent, Su Shi never felt that these things were worth thinking about.

So he shook his head and said, "I don't know."

"This is evaporation!"

Wang Yu calmly said: "When the sun's light shines down, it will be hot when it shines on people's bodies. Regardless of other reasons, just talking about heat... the place where the sun shines will be hot. Is there no doubt about this?"

Su Shi nodded. He didn't know what Wang Yu was doing, so he felt a little bored.

It's still fun to bicker with Shen An!

"The sun shines on the earth, and wherever it goes, it gradually heats up, and the water will gradually evaporate due to this heat..."

Wang Yu said: "When we boil water, water vapor evaporates. This is also a kind of evaporation, and the same is true for sunlight..."

Su Shi said helplessly: "What's the use of all this?"

"Of course it works!"

Wang Yu said: "Brother Zizhan, you could have avoided the stones this time..."

Um?

Su Shi has been carrying a chamber pot with him for the past few days. He bumps on that road every day and then urinates in pain.

The stones were scattered. When he saw those strange and colorful stones, he was also confused. Today he wanted to ask Shen An.

"How to avoid it?"

He was already frightened by the pain of urinary stones and promised to comply if he could avoid it.

Wang Hao had a straight face and tried his best to imitate Shen An's expression.

He didn't know that that expression would have a name in the future: the old military doctor on the telephone pole.

A young man pretended to be mature, and then said in the most offensive tone: "It's one thing that you don't drink enough water, but the most important thing is that you must have drank unclean water from Shuzhong to Bianliang. Water, dirty water, okay?”

Traveling long distances these days is not that simple. Most of the food along the way is makeshift. When you can't find a source of clean water, whether it is in the mountains or on the roadside, as long as there is water, you will drink it without hesitation.

Su Shi nodded again, but he didn't know that he had gradually slipped into the trap.

"The filthy water contains a lot of sediment. If you drink such water regularly, you will naturally develop stones."

Wang Yu said seriously: "If you boil the water and then connect a pipe to the side, you can use the principle of evaporation to obtain pure water, thus avoiding stones."

Su Shi's heart moved slightly, but he still questioned: "It's simple."

Wang Yu smiled and asked Shen An: "Brother An Bei, I would like to borrow the things that were used to steam wine earlier."

Shen An nodded, feeling a little melancholy.

It's just that Zhao Zhongzhen is evil, and it has nothing to do with me. This is Zhao Yunrang's inheritance.

But Wang Yu has gradually learned to deceive people. Whose responsibility is this?

Evaporate a piece of wool, UU read a book www.uｕｋｋｕ. Net, just use something to precipitate it directly!

Half an hour later, Su Shi and the others came back.

"This is something that Brother An Bei made back then. It looks very simple. The most important thing is the inverted pointed pot lid. The water vapor gathers there, and just connect a bamboo tube underneath..."

Wang Yu said sincerely: "You can make a small one at home and take it with you next time you go out, so you don't have to worry about getting sick."

Su Shi remembered that after the turbid water evaporated, what came out was crystal clear nectar, and he couldn't help but admire it.

"A great talent in Anbei is not as good as someone else!"

Zhao Zhongzhen came up with the idea and Wang Yu acted as the thug. The two took advantage of Su Shi's eagerness to get sick and started deception.

The key is that these two guys actually know how to use practice to enhance their persuasion, so Su Shi fell into the trap.

I remember that Su Shi always carried a small pot with him when he went out. He didn't dare to drink water casually. The first thing he did wherever he went was to distill...

Shen An was depressed.

He looked at Su Shi, who was bowing, and then at Wang Yu and Zhao Zhongzhen, who looked serious, and felt that the Song Dynasty was about to undergo a subversive change.

But can anyone tell me whether this is a good thing or a bad thing?

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The third update is here, good night!

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