A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty

After a good night's sleep, when Zhao Zhongzhen woke up, he saw Wang Yu wandering around the well.

"...The boy is quite confused about the university. It says that you must cultivate yourself first. If you want to cultivate your body, you must first rectify your mind. If you want to rectify your mind, you must first be sincere. If you want to be sincere first, you must first know, and knowledge lies in studying things... Boy I secretly think that this is a correct statement. But if you want to correct your mind and cultivate your body first, I am lying. It is rare for people in the world to be like this... I talk about being cautious and independent, but how many people in the world can do it? I often feel confused, and I would like to ask my husband to teach me."

Zhao Zhongzhen, who was yawning, couldn't help being stunned, and then felt that this guy was really unreasonable.

Shen An said that there is no real gentleman in the world. If there is, he must be a puppet without his own thoughts.

Because people will have selfish desires, and when selfish desires come together, their minds will inevitably be shaken. How can we talk about being a gentleman at this time?

A gentleman never comes by force. If he does it by force, he is a nerd, useless to the country or his family, and is nothing more than a waste.

Sima Guang's voice came from the well, and it sounded a bit dull: "The heart must be righteous before the body can be righteous. This is the foundation of all things. If the heart is not righteous, everything is an illusion... The so-called sincerity, the so-called investigation of things to gain knowledge, start from You have to start at a young age, but this does not conflict with sincerity and heart integrity, they must go hand in hand... Only in this way can the mind and body be unified..."

Wang Yu frowned and said, "Sima Guang's words are quite reasonable."

This kind of delving into the principles of life is not what young people like. At this time, someone started cooking in front of him. Wang Yu sniffed and hurriedly went to get something to eat.

A person from the Imperial City Department was making breakfast. Wang Yu went over to take a look and saw that he was just heating up dry pancakes and some dried pickles. Each person has two cakes and a pickle, which looks like a pickled radish.

Wang Yu took a bite of the salted radish. It tasted surprisingly good, but the pancake was unpalatable.

After barely eating until they were 70% full, Wang Yu and Zhao Zhongzhen went to the well.

Zhang Baibian came over and asked, "How is it?"

Zhao Zhongzhen said: "There is a solution to this matter, but I don't know if he can bear it."

Is there a way?

Zhang Baibian's eyes flashed and he said, "Young Master, just tell me."

Zhao Zhong glanced down and asked, "Is it cold down there?"

"Not cold, warm!"

It's cold and windy above the well, but it's not cold down below?

"This well has been abandoned for many years. It has lost its water vapor and is very dry."

If there is moisture, cold air will invade.

This is quite simple.

Zhao Zhongzhen asked with a serious face: "How far was it from the previous time?"

Sima Guang thought for a moment and said, "Not much."

Zhao Zhongzhen nodded and said: "In this way, someone will have a solution."

A group of rough guys from the Imperial City Division were looking at him, not believing that this clan member could rescue Sima Guang.

There is nothing a group of us can do, so you just learned that bullshit miscellaneous knowledge... Do you think you are a good person?

Zhao Zhongzhen said: "First, from now on, we will only give you water and no food. Second, don't crowd around and block the air circulation."

"that's all?"

Zhang Baibian felt that this matter was not reliable.

"Isn't this Bigu?"

"Hey! Are you trying to starve Mr. Sima to lose weight?"

"How long do you have to be hungry?"

"Don't starve to death..."

"You can pull yourself out if you're reduced to skin and bones from hunger, but how long will it take?"

"..."

Everyone was talking for a while, and Zhang Baibian also felt unsure, but currently no one had a good solution to Sima Guang's predicament, so...

He walked to the dry well and said to the bottom: "Sima Jianyuan, how many days can you be hungry?"

Sima Guang below had heard what Zhao Zhongzhen said just now, and he said: "This matter... Is Shen An here?"

You actually trust Shen An?

Sima Guang and Shen An had several conflicts. Under such circumstances, Sima Guang actually chose to trust Shen An, which had to make Zhang Ba Ba a little confused.

So Zhang returned to Beijing again in eight years, and happened to catch Shen An, who had just arrived home, and entered the palace together.

"How many days have you been hungry?"

Zhao Zhen naturally doesn't know how to lose weight, and he has never experienced the pain of hunger. He subconsciously touched his belly and asked, "How many days of starvation will it take to lose weight?"

Shen An cursed Zhao Zhongzhen and Wang Yu in his heart, but at this moment he could only endorse them: "Your Majesty, this person is divided into normal and skinny, and the third is obese. Sima Guang is a little fat, and his abdomen is mostly fat. And If you want to burn fat, you must diet or exercise. Naturally, Sima Guang does not exercise, so he can eat grains... no, it is dieting. "

“Can dieting make your belly smaller?”

As people get older, they tend to develop belly fat, and Zhao Zhen is no exception. He looked at his belly and thought it was a symbol of blessing.

Shen An nodded vigorously and said: "Yes!"

He has never lost weight despite being able to do so, but he has seen a lot of the turbulent publicity.

To lose weight, lose belly first, and to diet first, lose belly. These concepts can be seen everywhere.

Even if he can't, he still has to endorse that guy Zhao Zhongzhen, and he won't be able to pull him over by then...

"When the time comes...what if I still can't pull it up?"

Zhao Zhen obviously also thought about this problem.

Shen An said seriously: "If the official can't pull him up, it means Sima Guang is too fat..."

If you still can't pull it up, you have to continue losing weight, but you have to eat at that time, and eat in small amounts.

Zhao Zhen covered his forehead in melancholy. At this time, there were no extra ministers present, and Chen Zhongheng dared to speak, "Officials, everyone has nothing to do, and there is no other way to do this."

yes! There is nothing we can do. If we don't take action, how long can Sima Guang last?

"Go ahead."

Zhao Zhen agreed to this plan, and even asked Chen Zhongheng to go to the Huayuan County Prince's Mansion to ask Zhao Yunliang and his son about their reactions to fasting. As a result, the father and son were so happy that they almost taught each other his own fasting experience, and then eagerly talked about it at home. Looking forward to good news.

They thought this was the official's respect for them, but they who were living in the house did not know that Sima Guang had fallen into the well.

"...Guan Jia, the Prince of Huayuan County said that there is nothing wrong with being hungry for three or four days. If you can still eat some fruit every day, then four or five days will be fine..."

Zhao Zhen was finally relieved, but the ministers and ministers were a little confused.

"Is this going to turn Sima Guang into a thin man? But why do I feel that he hasn't had time to become thin yet... I guess he will become dead."

This is the political hall, and Zeng Gongliang is talking about Sima Guang's life and death without restraint.

Han Qi also tore off his mask: "Two teenagers are playing tricks, I naturally don't believe it. But why did Shen An say yes? That's his miscellaneous subject, and Zhao Zhongzhen is friends with him. Anyone can object, but he must agreed!"

This is an endorsement!

Regardless of whether you are correct or not, I will give you a thumbs up first. Of course, you can also call me 666.

Ouyang Xiu said nothing because he also felt unreliable.

The three people present were all potbellied, and their flabby and fat bellies could be seen if they took off their clothes. They have also been worried about belly fat, but there is nothing they can do, no matter what, they can't get rid of it.

But Shen An actually said that if you starve for a few days, you can lose weight...

These few people have high positions and will naturally not go hungry, so they sneer at this.

Are you trying to trick us into going without grain?

…

Shen An quickly went outside the city. When he saw the flying village, people from the Imperial City Division had already set up camp around it, and there were tents everywhere.

"I've seen the imperial edict."

"You are finally here, waiting for me!"

"..."

Everyone in the Imperial City Department felt a little relieved. Ana Shen thought what was going on? Could it be that Sima Guang couldn't hold on anymore?

He walked over, and when he saw the dry well, he also saw Zhao Zhongzhen and Wang Yu.

Zhao Zhongzhen lay on the edge of the well and shouted down: "...Sima Jianyuan, is it possible to pull? Yes, unbutton your trousers first, and be careful to hold them up! Move your legs forward and raise them... Okay, try Try it, I promise you won’t get it in your pants…”

Wang Hao fiddled with a man next to him, asking him to bend his legs forward, and then asked him to take a stone and drop it from his buttocks.

"Don't worry, it won't fall in your pants!"

What evil did I commit in my previous life? I actually know these two little beasts!

When Shen An saw them playing with these things, he couldn't help but feel jealous and wanted to kick them into the dry well one by one.

Then Wang Yu and Zhao Zhongzhen came back holding their noses. After seeing Shen An, they both said with serious faces, "Brother An Bei is here just in time, please give me some advice."

What can I point out?

At this point, Shen An could only hold on until the end.

"This is a great way to deal with it."

But when they arrived at a secluded place, Shen An became angry and kicked each other.

"Sima Guang's belly is thick with fat. If he pulls it up, it will be fine even if it is strained. It will be fine if he is left in the hospital for ten and a half months. You two...haven't the structure of fat been told to you?"

Wang Yu opened the folding fan and fanned it a few times, then said: "Brother Anbei doesn't know. If you do deadlifts, how can you show your general skills... They don't know that the first thing a person loses weight if he doesn't eat is his belly..." But we know it!”

Shen An kicked him away and cursed: "Do you think you are a god? Get out!"

There are many magical knowledge points in the miscellany from later generations. Wang Yu was perfunctory at first, but after those knowledge points were verified one by one, he became more and more immortal.

My IQ can crush everyone in the world. Now that I have learned this miscellaneous knowledge and learned about the origin of everything in the world, my distance from you ordinary people is getting wider and wider. Who can understand this loneliness?

After kicking the arrogant guy away, Shen An stared at Zhao Zhongzhen with an evil look.

Zhao Zhongzhen said with a sincere face: "Brother Anbei, that Sima Guang is afraid of pain! The most embarrassing thing for me is to see people scream, and it makes me feel bad when I hear it... and I can't see blood. UU Reading www.uｕｕａnshu.net I want to give him Pulling it up bloody, I feel like..."

Shen An stared at him and said coldly: "Where are the tears? Don't just sniff, shed a few crocodile tears for me to see."

Zhao Zhongzhen asked innocently: "What is a crocodile?"

Shen An explained subconsciously: "It's the falcon. The falcon's tears are not sad. There is a transparent membrane on its eyes. The membrane blocks the eyes when diving. The membrane is used to protect the eyes when ashore. At this time, it is necessary Tears for lubrication...Also, crocodiles shed tears when they eat..."

Zhao Zhongzhen asked curiously: "Are you shedding tears for the prey?"

He clasped his hands together and said piously: "He is a good man, no, he is a good beast."

Well! Crocodile tears represent hypocrisy in future generations!

Shen An said: "No, after the crocodile eats its prey, the salt content in its body will increase, so it needs to shed tears to expel the excess salt."

"Brother Anbei is a great talent, and I finally know the secret of the dragon's tears today..."

Wang Yu sneered at the side, and Zhao Zhongzhen winked at him.

Don't bother me and fool people...

Shen An has successfully forgotten that he wanted to deal with this kid.

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