A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty

The most important thing for a chamberlain in the palace is to have good looks.

Qiao Er feels that he has a good ability to observe people's emotions.

He started to work hard before the prince entered the palace, and finally succeeded in getting the C position of the chamberlain next to Zhao Zhongzhen.

Becoming Zhao Zhongzhen's personal attendant is a good job, but Qiao Er feels that the wait is too long.

The light rain was falling, and Qiao Er stood under the eaves of his house, looking up at the dripping water from the eaves.

Water drops fell intermittently on the stone slabs.

There are dense pits on the stone slabs, and rainwater drips into these pits.

"A drop of water penetrates a stone..."

Qiao Er stretched out his hand to catch a few drops of rainwater and said: "But the official will live for ten years, and the king will live for another twenty years... How old will I be in thirty years? I can't afford to wait!"

As a close servant of Zhao Zhongzhen, Qiao Er believed that he would have to wait another thirty years to become rich.

Thirty years in Hedong... Thirty years in Hexi.

"Thirty years from now, God knows whether so-and-so will still be alive."

The rain gradually became heavier, turning from thin strands to thick lines, and the sight was full of rain lines.

A waiter covered his head with one hand and hurried over: "Qiao Er, I'm going to have dinner over there."

As a close waiter, Qiao Er must be present when Zhao Zhongzhen eats.

When Qiao Er heard about eating, his stomach felt bloated and uncomfortable.

He held up an oil-paper umbrella and walked into the rain.

When we arrived at the place later, Zhao Zhongzhen was reading a book.

"Why are you late?"

Qiao Er lowered his head and said, "It's raining heavily. If I walk too fast, I'm afraid I'll get wet. I'll pass it on to you then."

Zhao Zhongzhen put down the book and said, "Be careful next time and eat."

The food in the palace tasted quite good, but after taking a few bites, Zhao Zhongzhen sighed: "It's not as good as Ermei's. Is this the imperial chef? I think it's not even as good as the vendors at Zhouqiao Night Market."

Qiao Er joked: "I dare to ask, what about Zeng Ermei..."

Zhao Zhongzhen put down his chopsticks and frowned: "The cook of the Shen family."

Qiao Er was startled and said with a smile: "Stir-fried vegetables are made by Shen Daizhao. His cooks and imperial chefs will probably be inferior to him. The young man has eaten too many good meals outside, and now he is in the palace... The young man said It shouldn’t be the case. Although the food in the palace is made of good ingredients, the cooking method is rigid. If you eat it like this all year round... I’m going to get tired of it.”

Zhao Zhongzhen said approvingly: "No matter how good the food is, it is normal to eat too much. You can see clearly, not bad."

"Thank you, Mr. Xiaolang, for the compliment."

Qiao Er was happy in his heart and felt that he had a good ability to play both sides.

There are various forces in the palace, and the servants seem to be loyal, but only God knows what is going on inside.

Qin Congguan is known as the emperor's personal soldier, but it was Qin Congguan who conspired against him back then.

Zhao Zhen's wariness and suspicion were almost neurotic, mostly due to the rebellion in the palace.

Some people want information about Zhao Zhongzhen. The reason is probably not for treason, but because they want to know about the future prince.

This kind of thing is not complicated. Qiao Er feels that it is easy for him to be a favor. Not only can he get benefits, but if the situation changes in the future, these people are the connections. With a few pulls from these connections, he can get out of the sea of ​​suffering.

What's this?

Drill camp!

Qiao Er believed that his ability to dig into the camp was unparalleled, so he was very confident.

It is impossible for someone to capsize!

Zhao Zhongzhen said calmly: "Withdraw."

"yes."

Qiao Er led people to remove the food. After he went out, a waiter smiled flatteringly and said, "Qiao Er, I'll save the chicken legs for you!"

Qiao Er rubbed his belly and felt very uncomfortable.

If I don't understand it for a few days, the psychological entanglement will overwhelm the physical pain. If I can't resolve it anymore, I will probably become depressed.

Qiao Er wanted to refuse, but in the end he couldn't hold it back.

"Today's chicken legs are fried, with a lot of spices added, and they are very fragrant... Where can I put spices outside? It's better to be in the palace!"

Spices were considered luxury goods at this time and could be used as money. Except for those high-end places outside, most of them are reluctant to leave.

Qiao Er picked up the chicken legs, and the strong aroma made him sigh: "I just can't bear to take this bite!"

He took a few bites of the chicken legs, then burped and said, "I have nothing to do this afternoon. I'm going to have a rest."

"Qiao worships, the young man wants to take a walk."

A chamberlain came to report Zhao Zhongzhen's latest actions.

Qiao Er smiled and said: "I have been unable to relieve my bowels these past few days. I have farted too much. I am afraid that it will stink to Your Highness. Please go and accuse me."

The chamberlain glanced at him and felt that this reason was impeccable.

Be careful when serving around noble people. If you have any health problems, you have to recover before you come back. If you like to fart...

There have been cases like this before. The maid farted loudly and smelly. As a result, the master became furious, which led to tragedy.

So Qiao Er's reason is normal.

After returning to his place, Qiao Er lay fully clothed on the bed, crossing his legs and picking his teeth.

"This matter must be considered slowly and cannot be rushed."

He was thinking about his interactions with those people, and felt that he had to have some integrity and know what information could be leaked and what information should be kept secret.

"As long as you master this degree, you can have both sides. Wouldn't it be great..."

He closed his eyes and slowly fell asleep.

He didn't know how long it took before he was woken up by the movement in his stomach.

My stomach was growling and the squirming was obvious.

Qiao Er said happily: "Is this coming?"

He had been constipated for several days and there was no movement in his intestines. He was almost suffering from depression.

My stomach is churning at this moment, and my bowels are making thunderous sounds. What is this?

This is the rhythm of coming to the great solution!

He went out happily, smiling all the way, and everyone he met asked him if he was up to something good.

"nothing."

Qiao Er entered the latrine with a look on his face, and then pulled hard...

"puff!"

He just opened his anus, but Qiao Er felt that he had opened a waterfall...

The mouth of this waterfall is his chrysanthemum...

"oh……"

"It stinks!"

Someone entered the latrine and covered his nose from the smell.

"Qiao Xiong? You are holding me."

Qiao Er felt like he was swollen and felt so good, so he nodded and said, "Yes! I've been holding it in for a few days, so I feel relieved."

The man left, and an hour later he entered the latrine again to urinate...

"Qiao Fong, you are here again."

Qiao Er groaned, "Yeah..."

I never left!

"Where is Joe?"

A chamberlain rushed in and shouted: "Why is it so smelly? Qiao Fengzong? Didn't you say you can't pull it out? Why is it so full of pits..."

The two chamberlains looked at each other...

This guy actually dared to deceive Zhao Zhongzhen, how courageous he was!

Later the news reached Zhao Zhongzhen.

"Have diarrhea?"

"yes."

Zhao Zhongzhen nodded slightly and said: "It's not easy...but he said he couldn't pull it out at first, and then it became loose again...it can be seen that it healed on its own, which is rare."

He grimaced slightly, then smiled wryly.

Look, the dignified future heir of the Song Dynasty has been deceived.

He frowned slightly and said, "I went to ask the official for instructions and said that I wanted to see the results of Taixue's FAQ test."

When the servants left, Zhao Zhongzhen stood with his hands behind his hands, looking at the increasingly clear sky, and said, "After the rain, the sky will be sunny."

Later someone came to report, "Xiao Langjun, the officials said just go."

Zhao Zhongzhen was a little surprised by Zhao Zhen's cheerfulness, so he asked, "Where is daddy?"

"The king and the officials are together."

In the past few days, Zhao Zhen and Zhao Shu were walking around the palace very leisurely.

Is this the ‘deep love between father and son’?

Zhao Zhongzhen suppressed the goosebumps in his heart and went all the way to Yulin Alley.

As soon as he entered Yulin Alley, Zhao Zhongzhen's pace quickened.

Yang Mo looked at his hurried appearance and couldn't help but sigh secretly in his heart.

This is because he has no feelings or nostalgia for the palace!

Bang bang bang!

Zhao Zhongzhen went to knock on the door in person, and the sound of beating was loud.

"Looking for death!"

The door was opened from the inside. Just as Chen Luo was about to yell and curse, he was pushed to the side by Zhao Zhongzhen.

"Someone...Xiao Langjun?"

Chen Luo said happily: "Mr. Lang, the young man is here."

Yang Mo coughed dryly and said, "This title needs to be changed from now on! What kind of young man? My young man has entered the palace now, so how can he be younger?"

Shen An didn't expect that Zhao Zhongzhen actually left the palace. He even rubbed his eyes and said in surprise: "Escaped?"

Zhao Zhongzhen couldn't help but became furious, "Who can escape?"

He has lived outside the imperial city since he was a child, and his impressions of the imperial palace came from his father's madness.

So since he was a child, he had some impression that the palace was not a good place.

In the past few days, he seemed calm in the palace, but he did not dare to make a wrong step, including being careful and tolerant with Qiao Er's methods.

"...He thinks I don't know...it's ridiculous."

Zhao Zhongzhen first ate a large bowl of soup cakes, and then talked about his experiences in the palace.

Guoguo was at the side, holding her chin in her hands and pressing her arms on her brother's legs, listening curiously.

Zhe Kexing was drinking outside the door, and he drank a pot of light wine out of Maotai's Caution.

"He thought I was young and thought he couldn't understand those looks."

Zhao Zhongzhen burped, "It's a pity that in order to trick him, I haven't eaten enough in the past few days."

Is this baby still drugged?

Although Zhao Zhongzhen didn't say anything, Shen An had already smelled the smell of digging holes and burying people.

"Did you take medicine? Did you have a bowel movement or not?"

"No, no more."

Guoguo thought they were playing riddles, so she angrily hit her brother's leg with her elbow.

Shen An covered his forehead and sighed, thinking that you have learned well now and know how to constipate first and then have diarrhea, so that no one can find the problem.

Constipation is bound to be uncomfortable, and then one will seek various solutions.

In the end, the method really came. If you don’t pull it, you will get it. Once you pull it, it will be amazing.

"How is the official's health?"

"I don't know, but I'm in a very good mood lately."

"That's good."

The two of them talked about each other intermittently. Wen Xiaozhong said outside: "Lang Jun, the results of the exam are in, and those candidates started fighting."

"Why?"

Shen An felt something was wrong.

"Before the exam, some people said that the method of asking questions was a bad way. They bet with others that they could pass. But when they failed, they became angry and started fighting with others."

Damn it!

Who is so talented?

Shen An and Zhao Zhongzhen went to watch the battle with great interest. When they arrived at the cross street outside Donghua Gate, they saw two gangs fighting.

Both sides were beaten with bruises and bruises on their noses and faces, and their heads were bleeding. The sergeants from the inspection department on the side were shouting to stop, but no one listened.

One group of people have passed the examination and are in high spirits; the other group of people have fallen into disgrace and have to wait for the next subject to come back to UU Readingｗww.uukansｈhu.net. They have a mouthful of old blood in their chests and no one buys it. .

The people from the Inspection Department drew their swords and threatened him, but to no avail. Watching them gradually lose their minds and attack more and more cruelly, I feel very anxious.

"Shen An is here."

Someone shouted, and then something strange happened.

"They actually stopped fighting?"

Both groups stopped and looked around.

"I've seen the imperial edict."

A group of people bowed their hands and saluted.

The other group of people responded with cold eyes.

"The method of writing in the sea made reading a philistine thing, and this person is the instigator."

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