A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty

"truth?"

Xiao Dian felt that he could give Shen An a blow, but Shen An confused him with just two words.

"That's right."

Shen An secretly smiled, thinking, isn't this the truth?

There is a famous saying in later generations: The truth lies within the range of the cannon.

This world is like a jungle, with all kinds of fighting and disputes.

No matter what the reason is, the only thing that can 'convince' others in the end is force.

The two sides sat down opposite each other. There was wine on the table, and Xiao Dian raised his glass to invite him to drink.

"I don't want to drink."

Shen An shook his head and refused.

"Why?"

Xiao Dian smiled and said, "Are you afraid?"

Shen An took out a paper bag from his sleeve and opened it to reveal a fried quail.

He tore the fried quail in half and said with an innocent look on his face: "Please choose half carefully."

Xiao Dian pondered for a moment, then picked up half of the fried quail and said, "I have never seen such a timid person in my life. The Emperor of Song has put you in such high regard. It's really..."

He devoured the fried quail, crunching the bones, and then swallowed a bowl of wine.

"It's your turn!"

Shen An looked at the small bowl in front of him and smiled: "That's fine..."

He raised the small bowl and raised his head suddenly...

"Back off!"

At this time, a big man came to Xiao Dian's side. Huang Chun, who was standing behind Shen An, suddenly drew his sword. Xiao Dian swore that he was only gone for a moment.

But Shen An had already finished drinking.

He looked at Shen An's sleeves suspiciously. It was very dry there and it was impossible to cheat.

Shen An slapped his mouth and said, "It's a little painful."

Xiao Dian smiled and said: "Our army entered this battle by mistake, so let's call it a day. We won't start any more disputes after we go back."

He stretched out his hand, with a look of pity in his eyes.

Shen An stretched out his hand to high-five him, stood up and said, "Let's go back."

Xiao Dian smiled and said, "What's the hurry?"

Shen An pointed to the left and said: "I'm afraid the scouts on both sides have been killed, right? The Song Dynasty has few cavalry, so save what you can!"

Xiao Dian laughed and nodded, but he didn't see that the hem of Huang Chun's clothes was all wet.

Huang Chun quickly turned around, and after Shen An mounted his horse, the Liao people indeed checked behind him.

"Everyone is safe, there's no alcohol on the ground!"

Xiao Dian nodded, his expression suddenly changed, and he cursed: "That shameless thing! He was deceived!"

Everyone was puzzled, Xiao Dian stamped his feet and said: "The man behind him suddenly drew his sword. Shen An was drinking at this moment. He drank very quickly, as if he was throwing away... We were all thinking that he would get the drink in In the sleeves, yes, he specially wore a toga today, which made people think it was easy to hide things inside, but he used the simplest method, pouring the drink directly from his shoulder onto the clothes of the person behind him... …”

"Everyone is safe and taking medicine."

At this time, someone brought a water bag from behind.

Xiao Dian drank the medicine and then vomited a lot of things, including all the fried quails.

"You are deceitful!"

He sighed: "X prepared some medicine to induce vomiting. He used his wide robe and long sleeves to confuse X. Finally, he used the simplest deceit to deceive us. It's a draw."

He said with some pride: "The wine just contains some medicine that can make people have diarrhea. Shen An is too timid. I'm afraid he will shy away from someone he meets in the future, hahahaha!"

Everyone praised him, and Xiao Dian felt comfortable, so he ordered to return to the army.

The next morning, Xiao Dian went to squat in the pit as a habit, but he couldn't get out.

"Uncomfortable!"

It still didn't come out on the third day. Xiao Dian was used to it, but he felt even more uncomfortable.

On the fourth day, he stood in the camp and yelled.

His subordinates advised: "It's all safe, it's like this outside, but I think it would be better to dig it with your hands."

Xiao Dian scolded: "I've already dug it out, but I can't get it out!"

On the fifth day, he squatted on the ground and moved around, with pools of watery stool behind him.

"Damn it! I'm sure this means if I don't pull it, if I pull it... why won't it stop?"

…

Bianliang, Queen Mother Cao's recent mood... no, her temper is very bad. Ren Shouzhong has been scolded several times, and he has been on tenterhooks all day.

"I don't know what's going on, I know. Please be careful."

A palace maid smiled flatteringly at Ren Shouzhong, looking a little charming.

The hierarchy in the palace is strict. If you want to live well, you'd better find someone to support you.

And the most powerful ones are naturally the respectable chamberlains and female officers.

These chamberlains have considerable power and are very prestigious. For example, someone has a house outside, and there is a woman living in the house, who is said to be the wife of the media.

The idea of ​​a chamberlain marrying a wife would be ridiculous if told, but it couldn't be stopped.

Others live in pairs in the palace, walking hand in hand, which is a little warm.

Ren Shouzhong lowered his head slightly, and his side face looked gloomy.

He turned his head and looked into the hall, and whispered: "My uncle has gone to the northwest and there is no letter. I am worried. Please don't make a fuss recently, otherwise be careful of your butt."

The palace maid rejoiced at the blessing: "Thank you very much for your advice."

Her joy was somewhat innocent. Ren Shouzhong was in a daze for a moment, then touched her face.

The palace maid was frightened, but then she bowed her head meekly.

If Ren Shouzhong fell in love with her, it would be her fate.

She was thinking about the news from the palace maids. In those news, those who lived together were doing well. At least there was someone they cared about every day, so the days became more fireworks.

Ren Shouzhong let go of his hand and said, "If you have anything to do in the future, you can come to me... Also, what is your name?"

The palace maid did not expect that she would actually climb up to Ren Shouzhong, and said happily: "Everyone knows that the slave's name is Baiyun."

"Bai Yun! It's so similar, but she's called Er Niang, so go ahead."

Ren Shouzhong entered the palace. Empress Dowager Cao was reading a book, but her thick eyebrows moved from time to time, making her look particularly impatient.

"Dalang has been good since he was a child. He has never traveled far in these years..."

Queen Mother Cao put down her book, stood up and walked around in circles, looking very restless.

"What if Dalang gets sick on the road? Also, can you eat well and sleep well when you go out? Then Shen An is a vulgar person. He doesn't care about these things. He just pities Dalang..."

Ren Shouzhong slandered in his heart: Uncle Guo is quite old and Shen An is only twenty years old. Logically, Uncle Guo should take care of him. Why is there a different person here with the Queen Mother?

"Mother, it's windy over there in the northwest. Uncle Guo brought some big cloaks with him, which means the food will be rougher, but there will be no shortage of beef and mutton."

Empress Dowager Cao sighed: "I feel a little regretful, and I shouldn't have let Dalang go. He has been living an honest life in the capital all his life, and this trip... it has been a difficult journey! Thinking about the suffering he suffered, I feel sad. "

The Queen Mother calls herself old, but Queen Mother Cao does not look old, so she is a bit weird.

Ren Shouzhong smiled dryly and said, "My dear, Shen An is very good at cooking!"

If uncle Guo doesn't eat well, it will be Shen An's fault. Madam, please don't be polite when you deal with him!

Ren Shouzhong really hated Shen An, so he spared no effort in drugging him.

Empress Dowager Cao became more and more anxious. She started to have a fever in the middle of the night. She was so frightened that she hurried to the imperial doctor.

Zhao Shu was also alarmed.

His relationship with Queen Mother Cao has eased recently. Moreover, he is not the Queen Mother. Some outsiders say that he is not good to the Queen Mother, so he has to act like a filial son.

He stood outside the hall and waited. Later, Gao Taotao came out and whispered: "I'm angry, and I'm still a little dizzy."

"Why?"

Zhao Shu felt that he was worthy of Empress Dowager Cao. What kind of anger did she have?

Are you dissatisfied with me?

Zhao Shu sneered, happened to see a face with a flattering smile, and said angrily: "My wife is still recovering from her illness, but you are such a naughty slave with a smile on your face, beat me!"

Ren Shouzhong was stunned, "Official, I... I'm not smiling!"

The two chamberlains pushed him down without any reason, and then someone brought a stick and cracked him.

"That's it!"

This was the Queen Mother's chamberlain, so Zhao Shu didn't want to punish him too much, so he just hit him with a stick a few times to relieve his anger, and then left with Gao Taotao.

Ren Shouzhong got up to thank him, thinking that this was not bad, at least it left a deep impression on the officials.

Regardless of whether the impression is good or bad, if there is an impression, there are infinite possibilities!

As he was looking forward to it, he heard a voice coming from inside, "Who provoked the officials?"

"Empress, this is Ren Shouzhong."

Ren Shouzhong gritted his teeth and wanted to hit someone, thinking who gave someone the bad medicine!

Queen Mother Cao's voice was a little deep, as if she had a cold: "Let him kneel outside for two hours."

A chamberlain came out and said with a low eyebrow: "As you all know, my Majesty has an order...to kneel down for two hours."

Ren Shouzhong glanced at him and said, "Yes."

These beasts with red tops and white caps, I will take care of you when someone has time.

At this moment, the sky was already dimly lit. Ren Shouzhong was kneeling outside, thinking about how he could get in touch with the officials.

The Queen Mother can't do it here. She has honor but too little power.

It's not easy to handle the Queen's place, there are already people there.

There were two guys fighting among themselves at Zhao Xu's place. If he could go, Ren Shouzhong would be sure to squeeze them out, but Zhao Xu was on good terms with Shen An and would definitely not look good on him.

In the end, only the official family was left.

Zhao Shu didn't like the waiter and often yelled and scolded him, but this was also an opportunity!

Just aim for the opportunity...

"There's good news!"

At dawn, Ren Shouzhong was kneeling and taking a nap when he heard a cheer.

A chamberlain rushed over and rushed into the hall.

There was no notification, so it was good news.

It was a bit cold in the morning. Ren Shouzhong sneezed. A palace maid came over and said, "You all know that the time has come."

Ren Shouzhong should be able to wash up and change clothes, but he went in pretending to be diligent.

Queen Mother Cao was already awake and sitting there drinking porridge.

The chamberlain said excitedly: "Mother, my uncle has killed countless enemies and has made great achievements."

Damn it!

Are you trying to trick people?

Who doesn't know that Uncle Guo is as honest as a quail, UU read www.uukanshu.net and kill the enemy? Don't let the enemy kill him.

Ren Shouzhong felt that this person was lying about the news, probably because he wanted to put the Queen Mother in a good mood.

Queen Mother Cao was dumbfounded as she took a mouthful of porridge.

Seeing that she didn't respond, the chamberlain said, "Madam, it's true. The sergeant who reported the victory is already with Your Majesty."

Damn it!

Ren Shouzhong couldn't believe his ears.

The uncle actually killed the enemy and made a meritorious service?

puff!

Then he saw the gruel filling the sky, and Queen Mother Cao threw her head up and fell.

Everyone was dumbfounded.

"Empress..."