A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty
Chapter 783: Flirting the vaginal legs
The important minister's face must be guaranteed. Unless he was determined to embarrass him and want him to get out, Zhao Shu should not let Zhang Bai ridicule Sima Guang.
Back then, Wen Yanbo was still in love, so Zhao Zhen sat back and watched those people attack him, and even caused some Hetu incident.
Of course this is nonsense, but everyone knows that it must be nonsense, otherwise the emperor and his ministers will be uneasy.
But Sima Guang is different. He is an upright person... This uprightness is what everyone calls him. Zhao Shu confirmed that if Shen An was asked to evaluate Sima Guang, he would probably give him a "stereotyped and boring" rating.
Zhao Shu lowered his eyes slightly and said, "Shen An is bold and passed it on."
Zhang Baibian retreated to the side, looking at his nose with his eyes, and his heart with his nose.
Sima Guang also retreated to the side, doing the same thing.
There seemed to be two more outsiders in the hall, which made Zhao Shu feel a little strange.
After a while, a chambermaid rushed in crawling.
"Guan family, it's not good!"
Who is dead?
Zhao Shu thought about it a bit harshly, and then felt that this idea was not very kind, so he said with a straight face: "What's the matter?"
The chamberlain was sweating profusely and said: "Su Shi, the supervisory censor, Li Xing, was yelling and cursing outside the Liao embassy..."
Damn it!
"Who? Who are you talking about?"
"Supervising the censor Li Xing Su Shi." The chamberlain was a little flustered. He was worried that there was something wrong with his ability to express himself.
As a servant who delivers messages, once his ability to express himself is denied, he can just go to sleep.
The servants were all panicked, but Zhao Zhen had black streaks all over his head.
"Go and have a look quickly."
He covered his forehead helplessly, thinking of his wife's fascination with Su Shi's literary talent, which suddenly made his headache even worse.
…
Shen An also got the news and couldn't help but feel the soul of the dead.
"Hurry up, just leave one person at home, and everyone else will follow you!"
He took Wen Xiaozhong and others all the way to the outside of the Liao embassy. He saw that the embassy door was open, and the Liao envoy rushed out accompanied by a group of people.
It was probably Shen An who initiated the idea of blocking the Liao people by civil servants, and it became unheard of after that. Today another person came, and the enthusiasm of the people of Bianliang suddenly burst out.
Su Shi was standing at a point outside the gate, raising his head and making an angry gesture. When he saw the Liao envoy rushing out, he shouted: "Today you dare to say that Su's articles and poems can only be fed to pigs and dogs, and that the literati of the Song Dynasty can only feed horses to you." ?”
When the Liao envoy heard this, his feet stopped and he couldn't help being shocked. He tilted his head and asked in a low voice: "He actually understands what we said?"
"Do you think I don't understand Liao language?" Su Shi pointed his halberd at the Liao envoy and said proudly: "I forgot to tell you that I argued with the so-called genius in your mission for three days. What articles and poems can only be Feed the dogs, these literati are only worthy of doing whatever they want... I have heard these words so many times that I know them by heart."
The Liao envoy was dumbfounded. He turned around and looked at a civil servant holding a folding fan, and the anger in his eyes almost turned into reality.
You idiot, no wonder you said in the past few days that you found someone from Song Dynasty who could barely fight with you. It turned out to be Su Shi...
Huh! its not right!
The Liao envoy suddenly felt that there might be something wrong with this matter.
The civil servant looked pale and walked with some strange hands and feet. He was obviously in a panic.
The Liao envoy remembered that Su Shi's literary reputation spread far and wide. Even the nobles of the Liao Kingdom and those women who liked to lament spring and autumn wanted to meet Su Shi...
How can ordinary people with such great talents dare to compete with him...
Su Shi looked at the civil servant, clearly proving that this person was the person he was arguing with.
Why are you bragging?
Isn’t it good for you to brag about other things? Su Shi can only fight with you reluctantly. This is like playing with a big ax in front of Lu Ban's gate, and playing with a big sword in front of Guan Gong's gate...
You idiot, you are just bragging, and you actually exchanged insults with Su Shi.
It's okay to scold, but you actually repeated those few sentences over and over again, making Su Shi understand them as soon as he heard them.
If it were the Xixia envoy, he would probably not admit that he had said those words, but this was the Liao envoy.
The power of the Liao Kingdom was gradually declining, at an insignificant speed, but it never stopped.
But they still looked down upon the East and felt that they were dominating the world.
It's nice to be shameless, but as a messenger, he doesn't bother to cheat.
So he turned around and shouted: "What do you want?"
I just said, what do you want?
"You are so cowardly, am I wrong?" The Liao envoy thought of the Song people's weakness and couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh.
It’s really unbearable!
The people gradually became restless, but no one dared to go up.
It’s okay to mess with anyone, but don’t mess with the Liao people. This is everyone’s consensus.
Since a hundred years ago, the Central Plains' fear of the Liao people has been deeply rooted. After the failure of the Northern Expedition, this fear was gradually implanted in the bone marrow, and it was known to all women and children.
But Su Shi was different.
Su Xian's temper is usually to complain when there is injustice. Once he feels unhappy, it doesn't matter whether you are an emperor or a god, just complain.
So he pointed his halberd at the Liao envoy and shouted: "You will be defeated on Linfu Road, do you dare to speak bravely?"
The Liao envoy was startled and couldn't help but look Su Shi up and down, and then he laughed.
He laughed so wildly that he burst into laughter at the end.
He couldn't stop laughing.
In the Song Dynasty, officials with more prosperous literary reputations became weaker in literature. This was the consensus of the Liao people, as if reading could weaken people's will and strength.
He was also a civil servant, but the civil servants of the Liao Dynasty also had to ride horses and shoot arrows, and their muscles and bones were no worse than the warriors of the Song Dynasty.
So he felt that Su Shi was just here to make fun of him.
But he was frustrated before, and the humiliation of being blocked by Su Shi had to be put to an end.
The best revenge is to teach Su Shi a lesson.
So the Liao envoy stopped laughing and said calmly: "Do you dare to fight a certain person?"
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Someone from the Song Dynasty laughed, and then everyone who knew Su Shi's literary name laughed.
He smiled very happily.
The people of Liao dared to compete with Su Shi in terms of literary talent. Wouldn't that cost their lives?
Su Shi was also smiling, smiling very reservedly.
"in this way……"
Just as he was about to agree, the Liao envoy sneered: "I'm talking about fists and kicks."
The laughter stopped suddenly, and someone shouted: "Shameless!"
The Liao envoy said coldly: "There are civil and military competitions. A certain person is a civil servant, but recently he wants to ask for advice from his colleagues in the Song Dynasty. Isn't it wrong? Do you dare?"
Shameless!
Everyone was silent, wanting to refute but having no excuse.
They are all men. Are the men of Song Dynasty worse?
Why! Depressing!
Some are depressed, some are aggrieved...
"What dare you? You are looking at Zixiong there, but do you know what the four words of the Song Dynasty are saying recently?"
Su Shi began to roll up his sleeves.
The Liao envoy felt that this guy was pretending to be a show of force, so he asked, "How did you say that?"
Su Shi said calmly: "The clown!"
The Liao envoy laughed, "How about a battle?"
Su Shi rolled up his sleeves, feeling extremely nervous, but the romanticism in his heart made him curl his fingers at the Liao envoy and said with a contemptuous gesture: "Come."
Well!
The people nearby couldn't help but be shocked, thinking that Su Shi might have drunk too much and thought that he had become a military general.
"Don't be beaten until your nose is bruised and your face is swollen. When the time comes, you will be lost, and the Song Dynasty will also be disgraced."
"Tomorrow is New Year's Day, the first day of the first year of Zhiping, and it is also the day of the great court meeting. If the Song Dynasty is disgraced today, the reign name of the new official family will be covered in dust."
The first day of the Lunar New Year is New Year's Day, which is an important day and can herald bad luck for the year.
The first year of Zhiping is the reign name of the new official family, which can foreshadow the direction of Zhao Shu's imperial career.
On such a big day, the Song Dynasty was covered in dust, and even Zhao Shu couldn't understand his hatred when Su Shi was beaten to death.
So everyone thinks that Su Shi is really...
Crazy enough!
As soon as Shen An arrived, he heard Su Shi agreeing to have a fist fight with the Liao envoy. He couldn't help but have a headache and said, "With his little fist skills...could it be possible to stop this fight?"
"cannot."
Wang Yu also came, but he was calmer than Shen An.
"You underestimated Su Shi. He has been practicing boxing hard recently..."
Shen An felt happy, but then Wang Yu poured cold water on him, "He just practiced three moves."
Damn it!
The Liao envoy in front stepped back and prepared. Su Shi looked confident and stood there with his hands behind his back. If there are future generations here, they will definitely praise Su Shi for his master's demeanor.
But at this moment, Shen An just wanted to curse.
If you want to die, go ahead, but don't do it in public!
"Today someone will let you know that articles and poems are useless and will only soften your bones..."
The envoy from Liao was the most confident one.
He walked over slowly, moving his arms and looking very professional.
Su Shi lowered his head and sighed, then slowly raised his head as the Liao envoy approached, looked at him sincerely, and asked, "Can we start?"
The Liao envoy smiled and said, "Whatever you want."
He felt that he could knock out Su Shi with just one punch.
He even wondered whether it would be better to hit Su Shi on the left cheek or the right cheek.
"So, has it started?"
Su Shi looked at the Liao envoy seriously and sincerely.
The Liao envoy nodded, fully prepared, and said calmly: "Too much nonsense..."
Su Shi punched, right fist.
This punch was not fast enough. Liao Shi thought that no matter how weak Su Shi was, he would not be able to punch so slowly, so the right fist must be a feint and the left fist would be the real move.
Sure enough, Su Shi just feinted with his right fist and struck with his left fist.
idiot!
Liao Shi prepared to block the punch calmly, his counterattack route and response formed in his mind.
Today he wanted to wipe away the prestige of the Song people in front of everyone and save some face for the Liao army's defeat on Linfu Road.
In that battle, the Song Dynasty used a mysterious new type of gunpowder weapon, which caused the Liao army to suffer misery. Even the heavy cavalry they relied on were defeated. It made people worried that the Song Dynasty would revive with force.
The people of Song Dynasty had money and people, but they lacked force. If they could return to the martial prowess of the Han and Tang dynasties, the Liao people would probably kneel down.
The army was thinking about how to restrain gunpowder. After a failure, the spy learned the hard way and prepared various means to obtain the gunpowder formula.
When the Liao envoys set out, Yelu Hongji was still fighting the rebellion in the grassland. Although he did not receive any instructions, he instinctively knew that he should be embarrassed by the Song people.
Su Shi is a super star in the literary world. UU Reading www.uukanshu.net In future generations, he would probably be called super platinum.
Literary people care about face, knock out his big teeth, and make his face swollen. Any super star will probably become a broom star.
The Liao ambassador confidently prepared to block Su Shi's left fist, but at this moment, Su Shi withdrew his left fist.
Damn it!
The Liao envoy felt nervous and felt that Su Shi had a brain problem.
No, just an old Yinbi!
His left and right punches were both dirty moves.
Where is the real trick?
The leg underneath.
Flirting your vaginal legs!
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