A great man of the Northern Song Dynasty

A clan fight is supposed to be a big deal, so Zhao Shu should have been so angry that he was trembling all over, and then he would be so angry that someone would come to stop it.

But he didn't.

After receiving the news, he quietly left the palace in plain clothes, just to see the ugliness of these people. ,

When he came out of the palace, he was quite depressed. There was a lot of teasing and ridicule among the clan members, which made him fall into depression when he was young. He hid at home and was too shy to go out to meet people.

Many of those people were at the front, fighting with their faces covered in blood.

hehe!

Looking at these embarrassed clans, Zhao Shu felt extremely happy.

But he is an emperor, and an emperor must take into account the overall situation.

Zhao Yunliang claimed to know the art of war, but in the end he was beaten and retreated steadily. It can be seen that if he went to the battlefield, Han Qi would probably be second.

Why! Why did I think of Han Qi again?

Zhao Shu thought this was unkind, but when he saw Huang Chun and others emerging from the crowd, he was dumbfounded.

Shen An had already made arrangements. He would watch the excitement first, and then call for help when the momentum went wrong...

This guy is really shady!

But I like it very much.

Zhao Shu was in a happy mood. When he saw Huang Chun and the others began to apply some inexplicable paint on their faces, he asked, "What are you doing?"

Shen An smiled and said: "Guan family, they are learning painting recently..."

“Isn’t painting just pen and ink?”

Which painting company can make such colorful paintings?

Shen An said sternly: "You don't know something, official. This is a pattern made by those in the west. They use various paints to pile up paintings. It is said to be very valuable. You know that my family is poor, so I can only get more." A way to make money...otherwise how can I afford to support these little brats..."

"OK OK!"

Zhao Shu's face turned dark, and Chen Zhongheng came over and whispered: "I've never seen someone as thick-skinned as you. It's really amazing."

Shen An said seriously: "Old Chen, you are slandering, shameless slander..."

Everyone is talking nonsense, but they all know one thing in their hearts, that is, Zhao Yunliang and the others must win.

The innovation of the Song Dynasty was like spring breeze turning into rain, moistening things and going on silently. The innovation of the clan was one of the important points.

The clan's extravagance was considerable, and the decision to make a living outside of the fifth server caused many complaints and even curses.

"Some people cursed the officials, saying that they were too ruthless and unjust to kill their own family members, and they would die early sooner or later."

Chen Zhongheng gritted his teeth and looked at the gang, wishing he could skin them alive.

"So Zhao Yunliang and the others must win!"

Shen An nodded.

Only when Zhao Yunliang and others became the mainstream in the clan could the clan reform take a firm foothold.

"Mr. Lang!"

Huang Chun came over with his men. When he saw Zhao Xu, he couldn't help but said in surprise, "Are the officials also here to help?"

Zhao Shu's eyelids twitched, and Chen Zhongheng quickly explained: "The officials are here to take charge of the overall situation."

The emperor came to see the clan fight. If word spread, it would definitely cause an uproar.

It turns out that the official family has no affection for the clan?

This is not a good reputation and will trigger a backlash from the clan.

Huang Chun quickly apologized, Zhao Shu frowned and said: "Go quickly."

"Yes, yes, officials, don't worry, I will definitely beat the shit out of those people over there!"

"Vulgar!" Chen Zhongheng felt that these words were blasphemous to the official family, so he yelled and cursed: "Go back and study more, otherwise you will be useless in your life."

"They all worked hard, that's all."

Zhao Shu's attitude was very cordial, and he seemed to be extremely satisfied with Huang Chun's words.

Beat the shit?

Huang Chun rolled his eyes and looked at Shen An.

"Do it!"

Shen An pointed over there, Huang Chun and his men slowly approached, preparing to catch him off guard.

"The clan reform has reached a critical moment. The academy must be opened, and it must be opened smoothly. You should understand this truth."

Zhao Shu watched Huang Chun and the others press forward and whispered: "The clan should reform first. This is morality..."

"I understand."

If I touch my own family first, and then try to touch the interests of officials later, I am standing on the high moral ground.

Literati and civil servants all like to occupy the moral high ground, then criticize Fang Qiu, inspire words, and criticize everything in the world. It feels so good.

But now the commanding heights were occupied by Zhao Shu, and the pleasure turned into frustration.

"Dad, I can't do it anymore."

Zhao Zongjiang over there could no longer hold on.

The long-term fasting caused their father and son to have very poor physical strength and poor strength. Among the three of them, only Zhao Zonge still maintained his fighting ability.

But Zhao Zonge was good at farting, but not good at fighting. He was beaten all over his head after a few blows, and he turned around to seek support.

One of Zhao Yunliang's eyes was swollen, the corners of his mouth were blue, and he twitched from time to time.

The whisk in his hand had lost most of its hair, and the remaining hair was sparse and funny.

"It's settled!"

Zhao Yunliang said sadly: "We lost, but the green hills are still there, so we don't have to worry about running out of firewood. Withdraw, let's withdraw, and come back again."

"The prince..."

At this moment, a group of people came from the side. The faces of these people were colorfully painted. The big man at the head shouted enthusiastically to Zhao Yunliang: "Prince, so-and-so is here."

"Who is this person?"

Just as Zhao Yunliang asked, an egg flew from the opposite side and hit his uninjured eye.

"Ouch!"

Zhao Yunliang covered his eyes and cried out in pain, shouting: "Who is the hero?"

Huang Chun smiled and said, "Prince, last time you said you were looking for a villain to be your son-in-law, did you forget?"

Looking back, he pointed at the clan members who were chasing him and said, "Hit, beat the shit out of you!"

With a shout, the village soldiers rushed over and killed him.

"This is the army!"

Zhao Zong'e let out a silent fart, and then said in surprise: "Look at their formation, they are clearly an army."

The contrast between the army and the people was that orders and prohibitions were enforced, and the pursuit on the opposite side seemed chaotic, but the village soldiers maintained their formation.

The two sides collided, and instantly the other side fell down.

"If it's really an army, who got the people?" Zhao Zong'e had eaten a lot of beans in the morning, and now his stomach was feeling bloated and uncomfortable, so he asked excitedly while rubbing his stomach.

"This is God's will." Zhao Yunliang sighed; "This is the benefit of practicing Taoism devoutly. Eat less blood food, commit less murders, and sooner or later you will be among the immortals... Zong'e, if you have time, you can also practice Taoism with me. After all, it’s a meritorious deed!”

monasticism? hehe!

Zhao Zonge felt funny in his heart, and then he couldn't help but let out a long dumb fart.

"Haha, easy to talk about."

He felt that Zhao Yunliang and his son would have problems with their Taoism sooner or later, and they would become the laughing stock of the clan...

Ha ha ha ha!

He is often ridiculed as the fart king of Bianliang. In the future, Bianliang will have one more joke king to see who has a worse reputation.

"It's good to learn Taoism. To learn Taoism, you must keep a peaceful mind...what does it taste like?"

Zhao Yunliang suddenly sniffed and looked at Zhao Zonge suspiciously, and then a stench hit him.

"vomit!"

Zhao Yunliang swore that he had never smelled such a stench in his life, which made him unbearable.

Zhao Zongjiang pointed at Zhao Zonge and said angrily: "What did you eat for breakfast? Ugh..."

"Zhao Zong'e farted!"

The stench continued to spread, and everyone around them covered their noses and backed away with retching. This effect is more powerful and invincible than any enemy.

Several opponents who were preparing to attack Zhao Yunliang were defeated by the stench. They covered their noses and ran away, but they escaped the pursuit of the village soldiers.

Zhao Zong'e said innocently: "I ate some beans for breakfast, fried, deep-fried, boiled..."

"Help!"

The clan opposite had been defeated by the village soldiers and were running in all directions.

There were scenes everywhere of village soldiers beating clan members.

"Too cruel!"

Zhao Zong'e said pitifully: "They are all wealthy, why are they so miserable! Hahahaha!"

He smiled wantonly. Zhao Shu, who was about to come over to express condolences to Zhao Yunliang, was forced away by a stench as soon as he approached.

"Go back to the palace, go back to the palace."

Zhao Shu ran away with a pale face, and Shen An said in shock: "What happened to the official family?"

Cao Yan said: "Is it because I can't bear it? Yes, the officials are merciful. I guess they can't bear to see such a bloody scene."

"Let's go and see Zhao Yunliang."

This fight was excellent and allowed the clan reform to gain a firm foothold. Zhao Yun had done a great job, so Shen An put aside the past grudges and prepared to rebuild the old relationship with Lao Zhao.

Zhao Yunliang and his son squatted there retching, looking very pitiful with tears in their eyes.

"The prince's high demeanor and integrity are so admirable!"

Shen An smiled and praised, then sniffed, "What does it smell like?"

Zhao Zongjiang pointed to Zhao Zonge beside him, "He farts."

Damn it!

Shen An calmly took a step back and held his breath.

Zhao Zong'e said confidently: "I am worried that we will lose, so I will eat beans without breakfast... If we are surrounded, I only need to fart a few times to lead everyone out of the siege. Isn't this a good plan?" ?"

"good!"

This strategy is so damn good, but it just stinks.

Shen An took another step back and said: "The prince has made great achievements today, and the officials will definitely..."

He raised his eyebrows, and Zhao Yunliang felt happy, so he stood up and said, "This matter will be troublesome for the Lord Guixin."

He didn't know that Zhao Shu had been here, and thought that Shen An would say good things for him from Zhao Shu. He couldn't help but said gratefully: "Guixinhou and I had some disagreements before. I thought you would add insult to injury, but you want to say good things for me. Such a big heart... ...This kind of magnanimity, Zaifu’s magnanimity!”

Zhao Zongjiang also praised: "In the past, they said that Gui Xinhou was a generous man, but I didn't believe it, but now I believe it. Whoever says that Gui Xinhou likes to take advantage in the future, I will kill him."

This pair of father and son are really knowledgeable!

Shen An said humbly: "You are just doing what you need to do, UUkanshuwww.uukanshu.net is not worth mentioning, it is not worth mentioning!"

Zhao Yunliang said gratefully: "I just found some treasures. There are three-person-high corals, which are priceless! I will send them to the Shen family later to express my gratitude."

He spent his age leading a group of people to beat him up just to make Zhao Shu change his mind.

But all this requires someone to speak in front of Zhao Shu and sing praises for him, Zhao Yunliang.

Who can?

Who said it works?

There is no doubt that what Shen An said will work.

So Zhao Yunliang was so excited that he took out all the treasures at home as thank-you gifts.

"Your Majesty, you're welcome, you're welcome!"

When Shen An heard this, he couldn't help but feel happy.

The coral is three people tall! Put it at home and walk around it after dinner, it's so cool.

The overall situation has been decided over there, and Huang Chun came back triumphantly and reported: "Lang Jun, they are all scared of being beaten, but the officials said before that they would beat the shit out of them, but only one of them did it... Turn around... Eh , where is the official family?"

He looked back for a long time, but did not see Zhao Shu.

When he turned back, he saw the dumbfounded Zhao Yunliang and his son, as well as the admiring Zhao Zonge.

"Did the co-author just see the bravery of my father and son?"

Since Zhao Shu witnessed the group fight just now, what else could happen to Shen An?

Shameless!

This person shamelessly wants that big coral, shameless!

Zhao Yunliang said sadly and angrily: "Hou Guixin, how can you be so thick-skinned? You are greedy for the merits of heaven and earth, you are... shameless!"

I have never seen such a shameless person!

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