A Hundred Ways To Kill A Heartthrob

I have been living with a nine-tailed fox ever since I was conscious. That nine-tailed fox was called Fu Jiuyin. He said he was my uncle, so I usually call him uncle.

But I find it a little strange, because he is a nine-tailed fox and I am just a snow squirrel. I once asked him this question, but he told me that I am also a fox, just a different fox. As long as I practice hard, my remaining eight tails will grow out.

Is he lying to the child?

How can a mature snow squirrel like me believe this kind of lies?

Fu Jiuyin, this nine-tailed fox is usually lazy. It basically doesn’t do anything, doesn’t practice, and doesn’t hunt. It catches me every day and licks my clean squirrel hair soggy, which makes me a little angry. , But I can't beat him.

He didn't cultivate himself, but he urged me to practice every day, and he showed me a picture scroll, asking me to change according to the face of the painted person when I changed into human form.

"Who is this?" I looked at the painter and asked him.

Fu Jiuyin also looked at the painting, his eyes seemed to miss, "This is how you will look in the future."

Lie the child again.

The person on this painting also has dragon horns. It must be because this stinky fox can't love others. He wants to use me as a substitute. Can I bear it? Of course not, especially after I accidentally ran into Fu Jiuyin who was still in love with the painting, I decided to run away from home.

If you stay here, something bad will definitely happen.

I packed my favorite hazelnuts and pine nuts, put on my storage ring, and sneaked away. It was easier than I thought to slip out of the forbidden area. I sneaked into the sleeve of a monk.

The monk looked neat, but he seemed a little stupid. I climbed up his trouser legs and all the way to the sleeves, but he didn't notice my existence.

When I got out of the forbidden area, I was about to jump off my sleeve, but at this moment, the monk suddenly raised his hand and I rolled a few times in the sleeve.

I also heard the voice of someone outside, "Brother Jie, have you signed the contract? Are you coming out so soon?"

"I didn't see the one I liked, so I don't sign it, and come back next time." The voice seemed to be the voice of the owner who hid my sleeve.

It sounds pretty good.

But it has nothing to do with me. I don't want to stay with the monk. I cautiously climbed to the cuffs, seeing that the height was not high, I was about to jump down, but I jumped into the hands of someone.

I suddenly met a pair of eyes.

"Little squirrel, when did you get into my sleeve?" It was the owner of the sleeve.

I blinked and decided to pretend not to understand.

Fu Jiuyin told me that these monks are worse than each, and they will most deceive monsters into signing contracts with them, especially male monks. Without a good thing, they will take advantage of others.

At that time, I felt weird and asked Fu Jiuyin how he knew.

But he kept silent, just let me listen to him.

"Huh? Don’t you understand? Did you leave with your family? A squirrel must have a bad life outside, so I’ll take you back to the Tianshui Sect. There are many female squirrels there, all of them are grown. Very beautiful." said the monk.

I was a little moved. There were female squirrels in the forbidden ground, but those female squirrels didn't look at me, only a silly snake looked at me, but that snake was too ugly, not as good as Fu Jiuyin.

Anyway, it’s all coming out to play, it doesn’t matter where you go, so let’s go to the Tianshui Sect first.

On the way to Tianshui Sect, I sat on the shoulders of that monk. He told me that his name is Jie Shen, a disciple of Tianshui Sect Yizhifeng. Eighteen this year, he has not yet married, and his family members are urging him to get married soon. If you start a business again, don't be a bachelor until you die.

I listened to these words on the way, but I was not disgusted. After all, Jie Shen was as pitiful as me. No, I was even more pitiful. I was sixty-two years old and did not have a family.

Ok……

There is a more pitiful one, Fu Jiuyin. He didn't have a family for thousands of years. He didn't have a good life. He only knew that he was in estrus with a painting. If I were him, I would just strangle myself with those tails.

Xie Chen usually likes to peel me off, melon seeds, walnuts, corn, whatever is delicious, he peels me to eat, I think he is so careful, can take care of people, and he will definitely get married in the future.

I told him this. He was taken aback for a moment, then smiled happily, and touched my head, "Really? Then I will peel more food for you in the future."

I am very happy and don't mind the other person touching my head.

The stinky fox Fu Jiuyin only knew to urge me to practice, and it was better to be someone outside.

After arriving at Tianshui Sect, Jie Shen took me to see his master. His master was not old. He was stunned when he saw me sitting on Jie Shen’s shoulder, and then asked Jie Shen, "This...what do you think? Up?"

Xie Chen nodded, put me aside, and gave a big gift to his master, "Since the disciple is determined, he will never go back."

His master sighed and waved his hand to Jie Shen, "Go out, you make me calm and calm."

After I went out with Jie Shen, I couldn't help but ask Jie Shen, "Jie Shen, why should your master be calm?"

Xie Shen snorted, "It may be heartache."

"Why?" I don't understand even more.

Xie Shen glanced at me with a slight smile in his eyes, "Because the female squirrel he has raised for a long time is about to be taken away."

I understood this. It turned out that his master thought that I had abducted his female squirrel, and I suddenly felt a little sympathetic to him.

"Actually, I am not in a hurry to get married, or should I return the female squirrel to your master?"

But as soon as I said this, the smile in Jie Chen's eyes disappeared instantly.

"No way."

After he refused me with a strong attitude, he snatched the half-eaten little pear from me.