A Hundred Ways To Kill A Heartthrob

Shen Jue glanced at Yuci, then walked over and picked up the men's clothing on the bed.

Yuci watched Shen Jue's actions, and the corners of her lips twitched, "You want to wear men's clothing, yes, then I'll pretend to be a woman."

Shen Jue thought that he would have to fight with Yuci, but he didn't expect Yuci to agree directly, which surprised him, and then he saw Yuci start to undress.

Yuci didn't seem to care about Shen Jue's presence, and quickly took off the clothes on her body, and Kuang walked to the bedside naked. He first picked up a water-red bellyband on the bed and shook it. Yuci's fingers were long and slender, glowing white under the candlelight, and his belly was ambiguous and luxurious in his hand.

He first gestured with his apron, and then Shen Jue heard a few "kaka" sounds, the sound of Yu Cigu's hair. Shen Jue once heard that mortals can shrink bones, but he has never seen it with his own eyes. Now he is surprised and even curious when he sees Yuci, and wants to touch Yuci's bones.

After Yuci used the Bone Reduction Technique, his figure instantly became smaller, and at a glance, it was a bit shorter than Shen Jue. He moved his neck with satisfaction, and then began to wear his apron, but when he tied the belt on his waist, he didn't tie it for a long time. He couldn't help but look at Shen Jue, "Come here and help me."

Shen Jue thought about it, but walked over.

He stood behind Yuci and helped Yuci tie the belt around his waist. When he didn't pay attention, his fingertips touched the skin on Yuci's back. Just as Shen Jue retracted her hand, Yuci had already turned her head and looked at him, with a joke in her eyes, "I'm so generous."

Shen Jue lowered his eyes, ignoring Yuci, he fastened the belt and backed away.

Yuci snorted slightly before continuing to wear the clothes below.

Obviously to attend the wedding of others, he just bought a crimson dress back, as if he was going to dominate the guests.

Yuci's appearance was already feminine, and she put on a woman's dress and became a woman alive. It's just that he doesn't know how to pull his hair, he can only simply tie up all his hair with a headband, and there is a bit of heroism under the softness.

Yuci looked at her dress in the bronze mirror, but was not satisfied, "Not beautiful enough."

The next day, Yuci went to the pearl hairpin shop specially for his hair. He bought several pearl hairpins in exchange for the old lady to help him with his hair. The proprietress only regarded Yuci as a eldest lady who slipped out of the house. She didn't realize that Yuci was a man. Yuci was going to leave. She also specially told, "Little lady, you were born so good-looking, but you have to be careful, or return early. Home."

Standing at the door of the store, Yuci turned his head and smiled. He squeezed his throat specially, and at a glance, he really couldn't hear anything weird, "I see."

He turned his head, and the knife in his sleeve cut open the waistband of the man who hit him specially.

"Ah!" An embarrassed scream came from my ear.

Yuci sneered, tucked the long hair in front of him behind his back, put on the drapery in his hand, and walked forward quickly.

He went to the pharmacy before returning to the inn, and when he came back he began to change his appearance. The color of Shen Jue’s eyeballs can’t be changed. Yuci can only change other parts of him, and Yuci’s face also changes. After a while, Shen Jue became a thin and thin man in his twenties. And Yuci turned into a bright girl with wheat-colored skin.

After Yuci was done, they pulled Shen Jue out. When they came down the stairs, they ran into someone else, who was fascinated by Yuci at a glance, and stared directly at Yuci. Now the rivers and lakes are filled with fair-skinned daughters, so it's not uncommon to see more. In their eyes, Yuci is a little pepper, which is very novel.

When Yuci saw this, she immediately retracted into Shen Jue's arms tenderly, "Miangong."

The shout of "Miangong" made the bones of the opposite person crumble.

The man glanced at Shen Jue and found that Shen Jue was a celestial body. He looked at Shen Jue's ears and understood a lot in his heart, so he couldn't help but sneered.

Few Celestial bodies on the rivers and lakes will be with a woman, because both of them are very dangerous. Women walking in the arena is inherently more dangerous than the average man, let alone carrying a Celestial body.

If there are people with bad intentions, they may tie the pair directly, and the broken celestial body will be thrown into the brothel Chu Pavilion, and the little lady next to it will naturally be enjoyed by herself.

Shen Jue didn't pay attention to the sight of the man opposite, he just frowned, and reached out to touch Yuci's back, not letting the other person get close to his arms completely.

But Yuci saw that the man stared at Shen Jue, and a hint of dark bird flashed through his eyes, but his face was not visible, and he continued to shrink into Shen Jue's arms, while shrinking and saying to the opposite person: "You can get away. Is it? My husband and I are going out."

The man forced a smile, "Of course." He stepped aside.

Yuci smiled with satisfaction, this smile immediately fascinated the other party, causing the man to look at Shen Jue more uncomfortable.

Yuci and Shen Jue went downstairs and walked out of the inn, when he suddenly looked back.

The man was still standing on the stairs, his eyes fixed on Yuci. At this time, seeing Yuci turned his head back, his heart was overjoyed, but the next second, he turned pale and reached out to touch his neck, but short. In a short time, he fell to the ground.

When Yuci saw this, he curled his lower lip and pulled Shen Jue to move on.

He was killing people so fast that even Shen Jue, who was closest to him, didn't find out how he did it.

After Yuci changed into women's clothing, she became more undaunted and insisted on walking next to Shen Jue, which attracted the attention of many people.

Shen Jue twisted his eyebrows and did not dare to push hard. He just pushed Yuci hard, and Yuci immediately fell to the ground with a sigh. The eyes of the pedestrians next to him changed suddenly and they all looked at Shen Jue with bad eyes. , As if Shen Jue is a peerless man.

There is a woman who is willing to follow him in this celestial body, but he still doesn't know how to be grateful, but also domestic violence! It's too much!

Yuci sat down on the ground and wiped the tears that did not exist in the corner of his eyes in sorrow, before reaching out to Shen Jue, "Ms. Gong, you help me up, otherwise I won't be able to afford it."

Under all eyes, Shen Jue never had Yuci's cheeks. He pressed his lower lip and could only reach out to Yuci.

When Yuci saw this, he immediately broke his face and smiled. He grabbed Shen Jue's hand and borrowed some strength to stand up, but after standing up, Yuci still did not let Shen Jue go. He squeezed his throat, very pretentious, "Msang, people's clothes are dirty and they don't look good, how can I go to Sang Daxia's wedding?"

Shen Jue fell silent, and reached out to help Yuci pat the ash on his body, but the ash on his buttocks was not very good. He took a fixed look, and then looked away. Yuci smiled, stretched out his hand and patted it, and took Shen Jue's hand again, "Miangong is so kind to me, let's go."

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For weddings on the rivers and lakes, what you want is lively, so early in the morning, Tianluoan opened the door to welcome guests from all over the world. When Yuci and Shen Jue arrived, it was already early in the afternoon, not far from the auspicious time at dusk.

The disciples of Tianluo'an standing at the door greeted the guests. They didn't notice that there was a problem with the invitations of Yuci and Shen Jue. They just looked at their strange pair of partners. Yuci and Shen Jue were led to the banquet, directly in front of the wedding hall. They are all red in their eyes, even the desserts on the table are red, and even the tea is made of black tea.

Yuci's eyes showed sarcasm, but he came to Shen Jue's ear again, "You see, this couple is really affectionate, they are all red."

It's a pity that he didn't see the sad look on Shen Jue's face, which made Yuci uncontrollable. He turned his head and looked around. There were many familiar faces of him at this banquet. Many old guys were there, and these old guys were all there. Then who would take his disciples to attack their Shijue Island?

Although Yuci felt weird, he was arrogant and used to it. The more dangerous he was, the more he wanted to figure out what the other party was doing, but he still left a distraction. He didn't touch the tea and snacks on the table.

When Shen Jue wanted to drink some tea, Yuci reached out and stopped, "Don't drink, maybe there is something."

Shen Jue had no choice but to put down his teacup.

Time passed bit by bit, seeing the sky getting darker, but there was no new couple in the wedding hall.

Yuci glanced around, his expression gradually becoming solemn, and after a while, with the sound of firecrackers and the chaotic music, everyone finally saw Sang Xinghe.

Sang Xinghe walked slowly to the lobby while wearing a bright red groom's official uniform. Shen Jue and the others sat far away, some of them couldn't see Sang Xinghe's face, only Sang Xinghe was talking to others. After a while, the bride was carried by a forty-something matchmaker. When she walked out, the maid in front was holding the incense burner, while the maid in the middle was holding a flower basket and constantly spreading flowers on the bride. The bride covered her face and was carried by the matchmaker to Sang Xinghe's side.

The bridesmaid in the hall immediately laughed and chanted some auspicious words, and then began to say: "The auspicious time has come, the bride and groom, worship heaven and earth."

Shen Jue thought someone would come out to stop him, such as the owner of the painting by Little Junior Sister, but even the worship of the husband and wife was over, and no one came out. He turned his head away when he saw the bridesmaid utter the words "sent into the bridal chamber".

When Yuci saw Licheng, he was overjoyed, turned his face to Shen Jue shamelessly, and said in a low voice: "Now Licheng, now they are a couple. They are recognized by the world. Let's go later."

Shen Jue's eyes fell on the red-brown tea on the table. After a while, he nodded.

And as soon as he nodded, Sang Xinghe came out again. He came to entertain the guests as the bridegroom officer. He held a wine glass to entertain the guests from the front table. When Yuci saw Sang Xinghe coming out, he suddenly didn’t rush to leave. He pursed his lips. , "Let's go after drinking Sang Xinghe's wedding wine. Anyway, it's coming."

Yuci believes that only the deeper the stimulation, Shen Jue can cut the green silk earlier.

When Sang Xinghe walked to their table, Yuci glanced at Shen Jue before holding up the wine glass on the table. Sang Xinghe saw Yuci, his expression remained unchanged, and he didn't seem to recognize Yuci. After drinking Yucijing's wine, he turned his eyes to Shen Jue.

He seemed surprised when he saw Shen Jue. Maybe he rarely saw the Celestial Body next to a woman. However, his expression returned to normal, and he gently said to Shen Jue: "Thank you for coming to my wedding. I will drink this cup as a respect."

Shen Jue touched the knife in his hand, calculating the possibility of killing Sang Xinghe at this moment in his mind, but he gave up after thinking about it, or waited a while, the possibility of killing Sang Xinghe was too low now.

Shen Jue didn't look at Sang Xinghe, but sat down after drinking the wine. After Sang Xinghe respected their table, he went to the next table. Ever since Sang Xinghe walked over to toast, Yuci's gaze has been on Sang Xinghe's body. He has been watching for too long, even Shen Jue has noticed it.

Shen Jue didn't interrupt Yuci. He wanted Yuci to take him to Sang Xinghe's wedding, even if Yuci wanted to watch Sang Xinghe get married with his own eyes, after all, he was someone he had liked before. Without him, Yuci and Sang Xinghe would have lived together in love and affection like in previous lives, but in this life Sang Xinghe married others and told the world.

The little junior sister named Sang Xinghe is a clown girl, isn't she selfish?

Shen Jue felt that, including Yuci dressed up as a woman specially today and wore magenta clothes, all of them were selfish.

Human nature is inherently complicated.

After Sang Xinghe finished the last table, Yuci closed his eyes back.

He retracted his gaze and grabbed Shen Jue's hand under the table, "Let's go, let's go home."

And just as he stood up, several people at the table with them also stood up and drew their swords from under the table.

Yuci pulled Shen Jue behind him, and all the guests at the banquet stood up, holding weapons, and all aimed at Yuci.

Sang Xinghe, standing in the middle of the yard, tore off the red flower on his chest and took an iron fan from the hand of the person next to him. His eyes were still gentle, and even the corners of his lips were smiling, "I met the island owner, I haven’t seen him for a long time, I don’t know. Are you satisfied with today's ceremony?"

When Yuci saw everyone holding knives against him, he didn't feel ashamed. Instead, he smiled and said to Sang Xinghe: "Of course I'm satisfied, Sang Daxia is now a family member."

"Family? Is Yudao Master talking about the younger brother who just acted with me? He is not yet fourteen, and I am afraid he can't marry me yet." Sang Xinghe didn't change his face.

Although they are quacks, but some things still act according to the law.

For example, this dynasty stipulates that men must be 16 years old and women must be 14 years old before they can get married. If they are under age, the marriage is invalid.

When Yuci heard the words, his face couldn't help but look ugly. He didn't expect that he had spent so much thought to actually watch a fake wedding, but how did Sang Xinghe recognize him?

"Sang Daxia is really interesting. For me to act in such a freshman drama, I am afraid that I will have to kill me today." Yuci was found out of his identity, and was too lazy to pretend to be a woman, and spoke directly in his own voice. He took the long whip from his waist while he was speaking, and continued without hurriedly, "But whether it can be like Sang Daxia's will depends on the Sang Daxia's ability."

Sang Xinghe didn't change his face, "I dare not say anything, but there is still a friend who hasn't seen the island owner yet, I think that friend may be a little too late."

Yuci didn't know what to think of, his expression changed, and in the next instant he saw a very familiar figure appearing on the roof.

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