Chu Fang stayed at home for a few more days. He was bored all day long. He wandered around and even played with the "kid brother" next door.

The two bought a lot of firecrackers, like arms dealers. The house was full of firecrackers. Those who didn't know thought that the world war had started.

Chu Fang squatted down and ignited the firecrackers. Then the dog's only property, the dog bowl, flew into the sky.

Woof woof woof...

Looking at his beloved dog bowl, the puppy was anxious. When the bowl fell, the puppy disappeared with the bowl.

If the puppy could speak, it would definitely speak endless "beautiful Chinese".

I'm not a human, but you two are really dogs!

Chu Fang looked at a pile of cow dung, inserted the firecracker in the middle, ignited it, and quickly retreated, waiting for the cow dung to bloom, but surprisingly, the firecracker did not explode.

He poked the 'little brother' beside him: "Go and have a look, why didn't it explode?"

"Uncle, do you think I'm stupid? If that thing explodes, I'll be covered in cow dung." The little brother glanced at him, "If that happens, my mother will beat me to death."

"Your mother is my friend, we have a good relationship, I can help you plead for mercy when the time comes."

"Come on!" The little brother rolled his eyes, "It's better if you don't plead for mercy, but my mother will be more ruthless if you plead for mercy."

When talking about this, the little brother's heart is full of resentment.

This uncle pleaded for him, but he always used some kind of words cleverly when pleading for mercy.

For example, if his clothes were dirty, Chu Fang would plead: It's okay for a child to be dirty, you used to be the same, even worse than your son, your parents beat you so hard, you don't want to get your clothes dirty.

After this, the kid's mother got even more ruthless, and said righteously: "That means I didn't beat him hard enough!"

To this, Chu Fang could only say: You make sense!

Every time he pleaded for mercy, the kid was beaten up.

"Go." Chu Fang stuffed all the firecrackers in his hand into the kid's pocket, "These firecrackers are yours."

Under the temptation of the firecrackers, the kid bravely stepped forward, and with a bang, the pile of answers flew into the sky and scattered.

People often describe fireworks: when they gather, they are a ball of fire, and when they disperse, they are full of stars, which is very culturally charming.

When Chu Fang saw the pile of answers flying everywhere, he realized that the world is material, and when they gather, they are a pile of shit, and when they disperse, they are still a pile of shit!

It will not change because of the size, that pile of answers, it will still smell bad!

The kid was covered with explosives. His mother took the yellow broom sticks she picked up from the hill and beat her son directly. As the saying goes, good people come from under the yellow broom sticks.

The kid cried and said, "It wasn't me who did it, it was Uncle Chu who did it!"

The kid's mother looked at Chu Fang, who spread his hands and said, "He did it, if you don't believe me, go to his pocket."

Immediately, the kid's mother took out a handful of "munitions", and the yellow broom sticks whistled in the air. The kid's eyes were full of tears: "Uncle, I will never play with you again!"

Chu Fang: "..."

If you want to wear the crown, you must bear its weight!

Since you got the explosive, you naturally have to take the blame.

Don't blame uncle...

After beating him, the kid put on new clothes again. He stared at Chu Fang with his eyes. If eyes could kill, the latter would have died without a burial place.

Chu Fang bought a CF co-branded rifle, the golden "Fire Kirin" was given to the nephew, and the little brother smiled immediately.

"Uncle, you are so good to me, I like you..."

Then the two of them held a gun each, bullets flew around, a bullet passed by Chu's mother's side face, she trembled the corner of her mouth.

... ...

At night, in front of the table, Chu Fang's family sat around eating dinner.

Chu's mother suddenly said: "Good boy, go to Zhongyuan tomorrow."

"Ah?" Chu Fang was stunned.

Several people in the Chu family looked at him, a little surprised.

A few days ago, Chu's mother was almost the only one who kept Chu Fang, wanting him to stay for a few more days, but why did she suddenly let him leave today?

Chu's mother said, "You've been making a mess at home these days. If you keep going like this, others will come to our door."

"Hehe..." Chu Fang smiled and hugged Chu's mother's shoulders, "Then I'll leave tomorrow?"

"Let's go, let's go, the house will be quieter." Chu's mother waved her hand.

Chu's mother felt empty in her heart, as if a piece was missing.

The above words were just excuses, and the real reason was that she saw Chu Fang doing nothing these days and was extremely bored. It was obvious that staying at home was a torture for him.

In comparison, Chu Fang would rather go to the Central Plains.

As a mother, Chu's mother was not happy to see Chu Fang like that, so she let go of the child and let the child fly freely.

After getting his mother's approval, Chu Fang did not hesitate and left that night.After informing Zhong Tingyue of the news, he immediately booked a flight to Zhongyuan tomorrow, and then packed up his daily necessities.

Seeing her son so happy, Chu's mother pouted.

Is home hell?

Is it so hard to stay here?

It's all because of that bad woman!

I don't know what tricks she used to confuse Guaiguai.

Chu Fang used to be able to stay at home and have fun.

Chu's mother attributed a series of changes in her son to Zhong Tingyue.

That's a vixen!

Chu's father hugged his wife's shoulders: "Okay, the child has his own life, we shouldn't interfere too much. What's more, he should go to Zhongyuan earlier and get married soon. After marriage, they live together and there will be no such troubles from now on."

"Humph!" Chu's mother snorted.

The next day, it was drizzling, accompanied by gusts of cold wind.

The climate in Shudu suddenly dropped to single digits, and it was chilly.

Chu Fang's family came to see him off. He took out his pocket and handed the car key to Chu Yi: "This car is in your hands. Drive it back to Shanghai for me."

He was going to Central Plains by plane, and then from Central Plains back to Shanghai. He would not return to Shudu. The Rolls-Royce could only be given to his younger sister to drive back to Shanghai to study.

"Yes, Sir!" Chu Yi raised his head, straightened his chest and tightened his abdomen, and then saluted, "Brother, don't worry, I will definitely drive the car back intact."

"I promise, the car is still there, the people are alive, the car is gone, the people are alive!"

Chu Yi took the key seriously, with a smile on his face.

She had coveted the Rolls-Royce for a long time, and wanted to show off, but Chu Fang did not let him drive it, and today she finally succeeded.

Chu Fang then said goodbye to her family, and finally turned her head to her mother, who was crossing her chest with her hands, looking unhappy.

"Mom, I'm leaving?"

"Oh~~~" Chu's mother's unhappy face instantly became aggrieved, and her voice was also drawn out, "Don't forget me outside, call me at least once a week, go to the hospital for treatment when you are sick..."

Chu's mother's voice was mixed with endless reluctance, but she didn't tell her too much, and immediately let Chu Fang leave.

Seeing the taxi disappear from her sight, Chu's mother's mouth shrank, and crystal clear tears flashed in her eyes. She quickly put away her aggrieved posture and wiped away her tears.

No, I can't cry, otherwise I will make a fool of myself by that bad woman.

Guaiguai was fascinated by that bad woman, I want to snatch him from that bad woman's arms.

Chu's mother went out with her bag, and Chu's father asked, "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to find a witch, make a few villains of the bad woman, and I'll stab her to death!" Chu's mother said angrily.

Since true love can't be retained, then do some evil magic!

Chu Yi flicked the key with her index finger: "Wuhu, I've wanted this car for a long time, and today I finally get to drive it."

Then she got in the car, stepped on the accelerator, and the Rolls-Royce drove towards the city.

She was ready to show off.

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