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Chapter 79 – At a mixed bath

“Fiuh…. I knew a herb bath would be soothing….. Albus. I’m sorry for you giving free accommodation for us too.”

“Don’t worry about it. In return, I want a three percent discount on the escort on the way home.”

“Hahaha. You’re so thoughtful, aren’t you? Well, with Ushama, we were able to move much faster, and because of that, we were attacked by monsters much less often. I certainly got paid too much.”

The two of us, Burgess and I, were soaking in a herbal bath in the VIP bathroom that Arcana had prepared for us.

“It’s not fair if it’s just the three of you! Loloi also wants to have a naked relationship!”

And then Loloi was in her room making a fuss.

However, it was actually a signal for Clarice who was late behind.

That’s right.

It was a setting!

Which means our plan is already in the works!

I’ve successfully led Burgess through Loloi, and just the two of us, me and Burgess, are soaking in the bathtub first.

After this, I say I’m “done” and leave early. Then Chris, who has become Clarice, takes a bath with Burgess alone.

All of this was Arcana’s plan!

My wife is a very clever woman!

“I haven’t soaked in hot water in a long time, so I’m a bit overtired. I’m sorry, but I’m going to go up first.”

With that, I went to get out of the hot water as I had planned.

‘Well…I guess I’ll go up then.” (Burgess)

“No, Burgess. You can stay as long as you want ”

“Hmm? We’re going to be here for a while anyway, so if we want to come in, we can come in anytime we want.”

“No… you stay in here a little longer, Burgess.”

“What?”

Damn…that’s ridiculous.

It’s already starting to impede the continuation of the operation.

“Chris will be here soon, and it would be a pity to let him go in alone, wouldn’t it? Besides, if by any chance you had failed to persuade her, Loloi might ended up with him, right?”

I was embarrassed to admit it.

I was also quite uncomfortable using Loloi as bait here.

But I had no choice!

All for the sake of continuing the mission!

It’s for Clarice.

“Sure thing, huh! I’ll wait as long as it takes for you to come, Loloi!”

Burgess is already snickering.

You perverted bastard.

“No, no…”

Don’t look at Loloi like that!

She’s either your sister or your daughter!

And I was soaking in the hot water again, urged on by Burgess, and just couldn’t find the right moment to get out.

“I was just kidding about Loloi,” he said.

“What?”

I need to get out of here as soon as possible…

“About Chris… You’re going on a peddling trip after the Kilket auction, right? Then definitely take him with you. You’re aware of Chris and Loloi, aren’t you?”

In other words, Burgess is saying that Chris and Loloi are falling in love.

“……”

No, I used to think that too.

There was a time when I thought Chris and Loloi had a nice vibe or something.

That’s not the case, Burgess!

Chris is Clarice.

A girl.

And she likes you!

“Chris has been sneaking out of his room in the middle of the night sometimes lately. Maybe he’s meeting up with Loloi.”

Burgess looked up at the sky a little sadly.

It’s not right!

It’s definitely not right!

“People say I’m Cupid all the time, but I never feel like I’m missing out on anything. When I see young people chasing their dreams, I genuinely want to support them.”

“Burgess…”

Burgess aniki!

How could you be such a good guy!

I won’t call you a pervert anymore!

But no! I wouldn’t let you to put your hand on Loloi!

But Chris, I mean Clarice…

Aah! I want to say it!

I want to say it all here!

“What’s up, Albus?”

Me writhing alone.

Burgess looked at me curiously.

→→→→→

Burgess, Albus. I’m coming in.”

”

Then I heard Clarice’s voice.

“Wa…”

Before I can say, “Wait!”, the entrance door rattles open.

Wait, wait, wait…

That’s not the plan!

You can’t come in while I’m here.

Maybe she got impatient to me not coming out of the bath as planned.

“Oh! Finally you come! Arcana’s herb baths are the best!”

Without looking at her, Burgess called out to Clarice.

He then enjoyed the medicinal herb bath by washing his face in the bubbling water and smelling the fragrance.

Now that’s a good herbal bath!

Turn to Clarice!

Incidentally, Clarice now seemed to be hiding a lot of things by hanging a towel on the front side of her body.

I say ‘seemed’ because…well, I don’t often turn my head toward Clarice. That I got the idea.

“Well then, I’d better get going…”

“Wait a minute, Albus. We’re just three guys having a naked time together. You told me to stay here until Chris came in…”

He grabbed me by the hand and prevented me from going up.

Clarice understood the situation and came straight to the hot water.

And so we ended up in a very bad situation, me, Burgess, and Clarice soaking in the hot water side by side.

By the way, the water in the herb bath is muddy, so you can’t see your body if you soak in it.

“How are you doing, Chris? Were you able to convince Loloi-chan properly?”

“Oh, yeah. No problem.”

Clarice is stiff and nervous.

That’s right.

It’s only natural, considering what we have planned for the future.

“Well, now that the three of us are here, I’m gonna take my leave….” (Albus)

“Wait a minute.”

“……”

Burgesses!

Let me going!

“The “Ruins Exploration Treasure Hunt…. That was fun. I was excited for the first time in a long time, after all.”

I don’t give a ***** about that stuff right now!

“Burgess! Look at me!”

Clarice, determined, called out to Burgess.

Clarice’s body remained immersed in the hot water…

Her long hair is dripping wet, and she already looks like a complete girl.

At least, that’s what it looks like to me.

“You…”

Burgess exclaims when he sees him.

“Your hair’s grown too long. You look like a girl.”

Damn…! It is still useless!

And…

“No I’m, actually, a …… woman!”

Clarice finally said, though completely on the spur of the moment.

“Ah, yes, yes. You say the strangest things sometimes.”

“……”

Burgess!!!

No….

I know exactly how you feel!

I didn’t believe it at all at first either!

“Okay. I’ll show you the proof.”

Then, with a splash! and with a sound of water, Clarice stood up vigorously.

It may seem a bit hasty, but Clarice took a last resort to make us believe her by showing us some solid “proof”!

But, but….

She was so embarrassed that her voice was too quiet and Burgess didn’t hear him well.

“By the way, Albus, about the party earlier…”

To my surprise, Burgess turned to me and started talking.

Therefore, Clarice’s last resort was unsuccessful.

Burgess!!!!

What bad timing!

I mean, I’m on the other side of Burgess. Burgess spoke to me and I turned my head and saw Clarice naked to my heart’s content.

She was completely a girl.

I hurriedly looked away and Clarice hurriedly got into the hot water again.

My presence is completely disturbing.

I have to get out of here as soon as possible.

But…

Shamefully, I can’t get out because the blood is starting to gather in my lower body a bit.

“Burgess! Turn around so I can show you the proof!”

Clarice stood up again, this time louder than before, and was about to show the “proof” that she was a woman when…

“It’s a naked relationship!”

A familiar, cheerful voice said, and Loloi burst into the bathroom, not even hiding her body.

We were so close!

Don’t complicate the situation any further!

The operation was executed perfectly, wasn’t it!

Loloi exclaimed in admiration when she saw Clarice standing up.

But Burgess could not see Clarice.

He’s looking at Loloi.

“LoloLoLo…… LoloLoLoLoLoi!!!?”

Burgess is getting really surprise…

“Lo… loi…”

And…

“Gghh!”

And then he collapsed with a bright red face.

Not only was it a “perfect execution,” it was a “complete failure”.

“Daaaaahhh!!!!”

“I’m sorry. Albus is not coming out so, I thought everything was done and the three of you were having a nice naked time together…”

Loloi shrugged, seeming to understand the situation.

“Uh…”

Then there was an indescribable silence for a while.