A middle school cartoonist

On the street, Yoshida was riding a motorcycle, running angrily. Because he was wearing a helmet, he couldn't see the expression on Yoshida's face, but now Yoshida is definitely in a state of rage! Because the chaotic aura on Yoshida means that he is in the process of Dark Million Evolution!

And the culprit behind all this is, of course, Makoto Takahashi, and the little Sea Otter-kun who was plotted against him but had no idea...

Going back in time, the cause of the matter still starts from the last resurrection tea party held for the little sea otter!

At that tea party, the little sea otter finally abandoned all confusion, determined the goal of the strategy, and planned to give Cang Shuhong a sea otter... Ahem, no, he planned to let Cang Shuhong make a little sea otter with him! But Yoshida, who was very familiar with the little sea otter's temperament, took adequate precautions and did not give the little sea otter a chance!

Realizing that it was not the best time, the little sea otter finally followed Makoto Takahashi's "well-intentioned" advice, secretly made an appointment with Cang Shuhong, found an opportunity to get rid of Yoshida, and then had a talk with Miss Cang Shuhong. A romantic getaway!

"Of course, if the situation develops well and time permits, then maybe you will have a chance to have a shot with the eldest lady... If you shoot accurately, it will not be difficult to get a small sea otter..." Before When formulating the plan, facing the hesitant little sea otter, Takahashi Makoto decisively threw out this sure-kill bait and successfully captured a small humanoid sea otter!

Watching Makoto Takahashi strategizing and strategizing in order to change his job from a magician to a wife, the little sea otter's affection and affinity towards Makoto Takahashi are constantly increasing...especially when Makoto Takahashi narrates the complete plan to the little sea otter. After hearing this, the little sea otter's favorability and intimacy reached its peak, and he even abandoned his previous beliefs without any moral integrity and became the most loyal believer of the Phoenix Academy's Fierce God! According to the settings of Pokemon, the power of Little Sea Otter's [Return a favor] trick at this time is already comparable to the King of Leave's [Billion Shock Wave]!

Matchmaker? Well, Makoto Takahashi is not a transvestite, he is a real man, like a penis! The assistant Ding Dingkuan, who was innocently lying at gunpoint, burst into tears when he faced...

Yue Lao? The kind of existence that has been matched countless times and helped countless crazy men and women but ended up alone... Takahashi Makoto, a scheming scumbag, doesn't seem to have such a noble character!

Takahashi Makoto is not the Yue Lao matchmaker whose talent and skill mistakenly turned out to be [Tiansha Lone Star Halo]... but a maniacal cartoonist, Phoenix Academy Fierce One! As for the reason why Takahashi Makoto did this, I will explain it later...

Today is the agreed day for the implementation of the plan!

"Hey! Little Sea Otter, adopt an emergency strategy immediately!" Makoto Takahashi's voice came from the Little Sea Otter's headset, sounding a little angry, "Because of the appearance of the betrayer, our plan... has been leaked! Now! My beloved cat has reacted and is using the power of the Shining Fruit to move at high speed in your direction!"

"Wha...what?" Yoshida, who was stammering while talking to Miss Cang Shuhong, immediately stood up in panic, and his face instantly turned pale! "The Yoshida family...has the Yoshida family discovered it yet? Lord Phoenix Academy, now...what should I do now?"

"Hmph! Don't panic, I already have a countermeasure!" Makoto Takahashi, who was standing on the roof not far away, holding a telescope, saw the panic on the little sea otter's face, and his face was filled with anticipation. He smiled, but his tone was still the same as before. While hoarse, he did not forget to maintain a trace of anxiety, "Little sea otter, now facing the raid of my beloved cats, you have two choices! Either give up everything now and stay where you are. I waited for orders on the ground, and then was severely repaired by the angry cat of my family... After that, I became the hardest cartoonist in the cartoon world, drawing cartoons all day long, with no time to rest, no time to date... Wait until I After the family cat drains your value from the little sea otter, it will be thrown into the trash can like a rag! Of course, the other option is..."

"Yoshida... Yoshida..." Listening to what Makoto Takahashi said, and recalling his previous lifestyle, the little sea otter instantly fell into a state of fear! That kind of life that is worse than a sea otter is definitely not what I want! "...Lord God, please don't abandon your most devout believer! Please save me!"

"Yo Xi, yo Xi, good boy! The Phoenix Academy will never give up on any believer!" Looking at the fearful expression on the little sea otter's face, Takahashi Makoto showed a satisfied smile on his face, "Think about it before The little sea otter who sheds tears when you see it, smells the sad life in hell, and is tortured and oppressed by my cat, the time has come to fight back! As a reward for believing in the fierce god of the Phoenix Academy, I will guide you to the other side of victory, free from restraints. In the happy devil world! Then, do what I told you..."

Cang Shuhong, who was dating the little sea otter, looked at the little sea otter's unusual behavior of nodding and shaking his head, with a trace of doubt on his face! But just when Cang Shuhong was about to ask a question, he saw the little sea otter looking at him with a strange expression!

"Thira...Teacher Hiramaru, what happened?" Aoki Hong, who was frightened by the little sea otter's eyes, moved back subconsciously!

"Yuri-chan, don't say anything now!" The little sea otter followed the way Makoto Takahashi did before, grabbed Aoki Kurenai's hand, turned around and ran!

"Hey! That guy, the little sea otter, didn't adopt the method of being hugged by the princess... But the eldest lady actually didn't resist at all, and was directly taken away by the little sea otter on the escape journey... This is the so-called 'holding the child's hand, taking the child. The rhythm of dragging away seems to be a little different from the previous plan..." Makoto Takahashi, who observed everything through the telescope, curled his lips in displeasure and complained resentfully, "It seems that now, the difficulty of the dungeon needs to be increased. That’s all right…”

At the same time, Yoshida has entered an obsessive mode!

Previously, Yoshida secretly installed a positioning system on Little Sea Otter's imported car! Following the prompts of the mobile phone navigation, Yoshida transformed into a bosozoku berserker and finally caught up with the little sea otter's car! But looking at Brother Fukuda and his assistant sitting in the car, Yoshida was dumbfounded! After hearing that Little Sea Otter had specially bought the imported car at a high price and sold it at a low price just for this day, Yoshida's anger reached the maximum!

Speaking of which, the little sea otter spends a lot of money in order to clear this courtship copy...it's quite a struggle...

"Sell the imported cars at low prices..." Yoshida had a gloomy smile on his face, and his eyes were full of murderous intent, which made Fukuda and his assistants on the side feel chilled! "To actually achieve this level...it seems that I underestimated Hiramaru-kun before!"

"Uh, um..." Brother Fukuda smiled at Yoshida who was gradually turning dark. He lost his bold tone in the past and awkwardly tried to explain something. He just hesitated for a long time and didn't even say a complete sentence. !

"Cheng, where is Mr. Hiramaru's current location?" In the surprised eyes of Brother Fukuda, Yoshida didn't hesitate at all and asked Takahashi Makoto for help! "Hiramaru-kun's action this time was definitely planned early! Although I didn't quite believe it when you told me before, but now it seems that you are right, Cheng!"

"Have you finally realized your own ignorance? Superficial human beings!" Makoto Takahashi said slowly and leisurely on the other side of the phone, "My beloved cat, you know the rules... you know the sacrifice for one hundred people. "Pin, are you ready? If you want to know something, you have to pay for it. This is the truth! Even you, my beloved cat, are no exception!"

A hundred sacrifices...Takahashi Makoto, do you think you are a million snakes, or a demon from another world? You're just a middle-grade cartoonist, okay?

"Cheng, at this time, can you communicate in a normal way?" Yoshida said that he could only make complaints in his heart. At this time, he had to ask for help from others, so naturally he couldn't express it out loud!

"Hmph! My beloved cat, you just... seemed to have used the [complaint] skill on me in your heart, right?" Makoto Takahashi, who observed everything through the telescope, snorted coldly and continued to stimulate him with a malicious tone. Yoshida, "Speaking of my beloved cat, the little sea otter is now holding Cang Shuhong's hand, and is preparing to take her to a dark and remote place regardless of the young lady's resistance... I don't need to say more about what happens next. Right? Events not suitable for children...you know!"

Remote location...Inappropriate events for children...

After thinking about what the little sea otter might do, Yoshida was instantly petrified! When Yoshida didn't respond for a long time, Makoto Takahashi hesitated and revealed the route of the little sea otter to Yoshida before the call ended!

"Similar to your high-end imported car before, My Familiar Cat also used hidden spells on your coat to easily track your whereabouts!" Makoto Takahashi contacted the little sea otter again. , changed into a hurried tone, and before the little sea otter could ask the question, he hurriedly said, "Little sea otter, take off your coat quickly!"

Although the little sea otter didn't react at the first moment, due to the power of love, the calculation capacity of the brain temporarily increased to the level of a powerful person, and he understood Takahashi Makoto's implied words!

Imported cars...spells...to control whereabouts...it's a positioning system!

Has Mr. Yoshida become so insane? The little sea otter looked shocked and angry. He immediately took off his coat without hesitation and threw it to the roadside!

"Yes, that's it!" Seeing the behavior of the little sea otter, Makoto Takahashi on the phone kept nodding, "Spread the wings of hope, break through the dark world created by my beloved cat, and fly to the bright dimension! I I will witness you and the eldest lady coming to the top of the world! Keep moving forward, little sea otter, because the wings of love... will not be restrained by a mere existence like My Familiar Cat!"

Constantly switching calls between Yoshida and the little sea otter, Takahashi Makoto held a telescope and stood on the roof of a building, directing the two of them to play a game called "Escape and Chase", and they had a great time. Huh! Although he really wants to continue playing this game, Takahashi Makoto also knows very well that if he continues like this, he will eventually be discovered by the two of them!

So...entering the second stage of the game, my favorite cat's verbal abuse VS the little sea otter's love obsession!

"So far, it's the same as the previous plan... My subordinate cats and little sea otters continue to play the game as mortals, becoming chess pieces manipulated by me, becoming toys to please me, and making my Phoenix Academy fierce and aloof. Soul, gain supreme pleasure! After all, all humans in the world are just the playthings of our Phoenix Academy. This is the choice of Steins;Gate!"

The wild laughter of the second graders spread on the roof... Speaking of Takahashi Makoto, with that smile on your face, do you still dare to say that you are not the second grader?