A middle school cartoonist

Chapter 538 Accident? Inevitability? No, all of this is the choice of Steins;Gate!

Although Yoshida showed a very strong attitude in front of his colleagues, "I'm going to find Takahashi Makoto to ask for punishment," in fact... the closer he got to Takahashi Makoto's house, the more guilty the editor-in-chief felt!

On the one hand, the editor-in-chief's emotions had gradually calmed down, knowing that he had no chance of winning against a certain chuuni cartoonist head-on; and on the other hand... because the editor-in-chief recalled the fear of being dominated by a certain chuuni cartoonist in the past, Yoshida realized that going to the door to ask for punishment was no longer a matter of seeking death, but a real death!

So...

"Your Majesty, the great Phoenix Court Kyoma, may I ask you what you are planning? If possible, please tell me some relevant information... This is your servant Yoshida's lifelong request! Please!"

There is nothing in this world that cannot be done after abandoning integrity... If there is, it is because the integrity of human beings has not been completely abandoned!

Therefore, in order to extract useful information from Takahashi Makoto, the editor-in-chief abandoned the external things called "morality" and used the "Chuunibyou Setting" that a Chuunibyou manga artist usually used, and followed the etiquette of a vassal... If Yoshida hadn't accidentally caught a glimpse of Rina and was worried that the witch lady chosen by the Chuunibyou manga artist would have some unnecessary misunderstandings, he would have knelt on the ground and prostrated himself, instead of the posture of bowing and begging for advice now!

"Eh? Plan? That kind of thing... I don't have it at all!" Listening to the editor-in-chief's almost pleading tone, and watching the other party posing like this, Takahashi Makoto did not give a direct answer as Yoshida expected, but decisively denied everything... At the same time, he did not forget to ask questions that made Yoshida want to go crazy! "By the way, my beloved cat, are you sure you took your medicine on time and in the right amount today?"

"... I took it!" Although his face was covered with black lines, Yoshida still suppressed his anger, forced a smile, and said so with gritted teeth... If it wasn't for extracting information from Takahashi Makoto, Yoshida would definitely pull the white coat of a middle school cartoonist and perform the legendary unique skill [Lion Roar Skill], right?

"Although I shouldn't interfere with your daily life, my beloved cat, but..." Takahashi Makoto put down his brush, looked at Yoshida seriously for a moment, and said in a slightly serious tone, "Inexplicably worrying and suspecting that others are planning something, what kind of conspiracy... My beloved cat, you should probably see a psychologist!"

"I don't want you to say that, Makoto! The person who really needs to see a doctor is you, Makoto..." As if realizing that he seemed to have said something he shouldn't have said, Yoshida immediately and decisively covered his mouth with his hand!

I thought that covering my mouth with my hand would stop others from hearing what I just said... People who have this idea are all stupid, right?

Humans usually call the mental state when they can't control their words and actions [involuntarily]! Usually when this mental state is triggered, all the words and actions that humans want to express are actually the most real reactions in their hearts... and similarly, because of the existence of this thing called [truth], all the lies and wars in the world are caused!

"Oh, is that so? So my cat, you think so..." Takahashi Makoto pinched his chin and showed a smile that reads [brutal] and writes [weird]. "My cat, if you say so, you must have prepared to be tortured into ashes by me, right?"

"No, Makoto, everything you just heard is an illusion! I didn't say... ahem, I didn't say anything!" Flustered explanations... Although he knew it was useless, Yoshida still had a fluke and tried to confuse Takahashi Makoto to escape!

Look, this is a lie...

"Illusion... huh? My dear cat, I need to repeat your previous statement through technological equipment... Oh, my dear cat, your face has changed!" Takahashi Makoto took out a recorder from his white coat, raised it to Yoshida, who looked unhappy, and suddenly became sharp in his tone, "There is nothing to explain, right? In view of the pleasure you have provided me over the years, I will be merciful and give you three minutes to leave a last word!"

Look, this is war!

Just as Takahashi Makoto was about to take action, teach Yoshida a profound lesson, and get a lot of pleasure at the same time... the doorbell rang at an inopportune time!

"Tsk! If the witch hadn't gone out to practice..." The moment of getting pleasure was interrupted, which made Takahashi Makoto quite depressed! "At this time... If it's a door-to-door salesman, I will definitely beat him up first!"

Looking at Takahashi Makoto walking towards the door, Yoshida, who had luckily escaped the disaster temporarily, was not only full of gratitude, but also more of... sympathy for the unknown visitor outside the door!

There was no screaming and wailing... This is normal. After all, with Acheng's personality, it is very likely that he will take action directly!

There was no voice of begging for mercy... This... is also normal. After all, with Acheng's extraordinary martial arts value, he would not give the opponent a chance to make a sound!

There was no crazy and second-year laughter from a certain second-year cartoonist... This... seems a bit unscientific! ?

Could it be that he accidentally missed the opponent and knocked him unconscious...or even...

To be honest, if something like this happened...should I choose to call the police or call an ambulance?

"My Familiar Cat, you have that panicked look on your face, what are you thinking about?" After seeing the rather strange look on Yoshida's face, a certain middle school cartoonist showed dissatisfaction. , "Could it be that you're thinking of something pleasant?"

Just when Yoshida was thinking about various possibilities, he saw Makoto Takahashi coming to him with someone he knew... No, it's not so much acquaintance, it's just very familiar, right?

"Hello, Editor Yoshida!" The other party greeted politely...

"Eh? No! Of course not! I was just thinking..." Yoshida hurriedly shook his head to deny what Makoto Takahashi said, trying to dispel the hostility of a certain middle-class cartoonist, while saying hello to the visitor, trying to divert Makoto Takahashi’s attention! "Hello, Teacher Jinghe! By the way, you are here today..."

"I'm just here to confirm something with the teacher!" Shizuhe's eyes lingered between Takahashi Makoto and Yoshida for a moment, then he said to Yoshida apologetically, "Sorry if I disturbed the conversation between you and the teacher, Editor Yoshida!" "

"No, it's not a disturbance..." If you hadn't come, maybe I would have... Yoshida had an indifferent attitude on his face, but in his heart, he had already started cheering because he had escaped by chance! "But... Teacher Jinghe, what exactly do you want to confirm?"

By the way, Yoshida's current performance is what is called "duplicity", right?

Gee, the adult world... is really dirty...

"Teacher, what I want to confirm is related to the plan I mentioned before..." Jing Hehe hesitated for a moment, then turned his doubtful eyes to Takahashi Makoto, "Can I say it now?"

"Okay... Anyway, my familiar cat has noticed the clues, and it will be a matter of time before he is discovered!" Makoto Takahashi ignored Yoshida [I knew it would be like this], and after observing Jinghe for a moment, his face A sudden smile appeared on his face, "And I've probably guessed Liuzi's reason for coming..."

"Wait for a while..." I don't know if it's because of a guilty conscience, but I always feel that Yoshida's reaction today is a bit outstanding... For example, after Yoshida suddenly interrupted the conversation between Takahashi Makoto and Shizukawa, Yoshida Staring at Cheng Takahashi with a ferocious expression, he asked coldly, "Hey, Cheng, didn't you say you didn't have any plans before? But just now..."

"Living in the adult world of intrigues, you don't even know how to detect lies... Should I say you are naive? Or should I say you are stupid?" Makoto Takahashi didn't know where to get a pair of monocular glasses and put them on. , then put on an expressionless expression, pushed up his glasses slightly, and said in a calm tone, "So it's obvious... My beloved cat, everything I said before was a lie to you. Oh!”

"I suddenly feel a little pain in my chest..." Covering his chest with his hands to calm down his excitement, an editor asked unwillingly! "What about the trust between people that we promised?"

"Aren't wars and lies the most basic ways of communication between humans?" Makoto Takahashi also made similar movements to Yoshida... No, it seemed to be more exaggerated than Yoshida, holding his chest while panting She lamented, "And using so-called trust to wantonly trample on each other's feelings and hurt each other...isn't it the most basic way for humans to get along?"

"It seems that the teacher and Editor Yoshida are still the same as before..." Looking at the two-year-old cartoonist and the editor-in-chief who were complaining to each other, Jinghe, who had been silent since the conversation was interrupted, had a faint smile on his face. Said! "It's quite a pleasure getting along!"

"Hmph! For Cheng, this is indeed a very pleasant thing..." Yoshida is definitely not being arrogant, but truly telling the truth! "But for me... it's like hell!"

"Oh? It's like a hellish torment? What you said about My Familiar Cat is absolutely right!" Makoto Takahashi nodded and admitted with a calm face, "Because the arrogant Phoenix Academy is fierce... But what the Demon King said !”

"Teacher!" Seeing Makoto Takahashi trying to provoke the next war with Yoshida, Shizuka finally couldn't help but speak! "I came to you today just to confirm from you about this time..."

"No!" before Shizuka finished speaking, Takahashi Makoto raised his index finger and shook it, "Maybe others think it's a coincidence, but you think it's inevitable... But unfortunately, you are all wrong! Because of this Everything is just a choice in Steins;Gate, nothing more!”